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The Plague Doctor

The Plague Doctor. The goose was indeed loose. I Cl Legend er the Plague [teeter Anonymous actress up as pages deem- detain street to Mcdonalds. Ernter. walk to

The goose was indeed loose

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I Cl Legend er the Plague [teeter Anonymous
actress up as pages deem-
detain street to Mcdonalds.
Ernter. walk to reenter.
blond girl turns armed and screams.
on deep wise.
3-" DISH NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!"
ave arms, leap ente reenter.
register and shanty jar,
2: -Raise hands into air-
storms in, appears angry.
felt fat kid' s Mcflurry from hands.
es" Yau are fat. You need net this."
hat manager. jump item reenter.
redead for deer, see girl frem high school,
She has mes, is staring with gaping jaw.,
Reprint ta her.
hernias. slap her.
sheets. tries tn was hat.
around, slap him across face.
UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"
kick the deer.
Poun out of stere.
balack the dinasaur-
home, leave without costume,
to ' s, see sign with "he dags allowed" stuff,
picture plague denier with messiest thing en it.
Zil.
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Submitted: 05/14/2012
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#205 to #197 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
What game is this?
User avatar #206 to #205 - mexikaner (05/14/2012) [-]
assassin's creed brotherhood i believe
#17 - daymitsharry (05/14/2012) [-]
>UNHAND ME MALE OF BROWN SKIN
Brilliant :,)
Pic Related
#5 - jakols (05/14/2012) [-]
It's one of the better stories, but still it cant top my own personal favorite

pic related, one of the best I've ever read
User avatar #325 to #5 - xwilly (05/15/2012) [-]
So much ******* win my mind can't hold it
#328 to #5 - dtcrawl (05/15/2012) [-]
My hero
#199 to #5 - Snowplows (05/14/2012) [-]
Flameo to that man, flameo
Flameo to that man, flameo
#296 to #5 - funnyjunkbob (05/15/2012) [-]
Wasn't the tape technically child porn since she wasn't 18? Shouldn't someone had asked why he was recording a minor sucking dick?
#26 to #5 - raducutz (05/14/2012) [-]
I don't know how i felt for reading that story...
but i do know how i felt after i read it...
Happy...really really happy...
Jakols...please, for christ's sake, if you have anymore of these majestic storries...
GIVE THEM TO ME!!!!
User avatar #43 to #5 - swagteacher (05/14/2012) [-]
16 comments and 0 comments about what you would do too her body

I'm surprised funnyjunk, seriously...
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User avatar #92 to #43 - koobzacc (05/14/2012) [-]
well, she IS pregnant, this isn't /b/ or anything ;)
#160 to #86 - shakalakaboomboom (05/14/2012) [-]
Ha... Wait... If I remember correctly Golem bit Frodo's finger off when he was wearing the ring, so if he had put it on his dick...   
Oh God
Ha... Wait... If I remember correctly Golem bit Frodo's finger off when he was wearing the ring, so if he had put it on his dick...
Oh God
#187 to #5 - dubzzzz (05/14/2012) [-]
This is my personal favourite
Tard stories are hilarious
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#326 to #302 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
cool ******* story bro
#9 to #5 - reallynotsais (05/14/2012) [-]
Brilliant
#236 to #5 - EdwardNigma (05/14/2012) [-]
"Went out tot he good guys (You know what I mean ausfags)"

>Mfw I'm Australian and knew what he meant the second I read it.
#342 to #5 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
I know it's so evil, but so delicious at the same time.
#94 to #5 - phanteon (05/14/2012) [-]
Beautiful story you have brought upon us jakols.
#29 to #5 - spangle (05/14/2012) [-]
Her boyfriend's face when the tape was played.
#24 to #5 - tkuja (05/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 to #5 - cantbackdown (05/14/2012) [-]
******* amazing! funniest thing so far today on FJ
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User avatar #32 to #5 - BeardOfJesus (05/14/2012) [-]
this is funnier than any front page post I've seen in over a month, i literally can not stop laughing!
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User avatar #93 to #5 - koobzacc (05/14/2012) [-]
10/10
User avatar #316 to #5 - colegaleener ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
she's gorgeous..
#70 to #5 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
holy 			****		.
holy **** .
#12 to #5 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
best ******* story ever
User avatar #267 to #5 - avyon (05/14/2012) [-]
So Many Favorites.
User avatar #349 to #222 - epicethan (03/16/2015) [-]
HOLY ****
#330 to #222 - volcanobakemeat (05/15/2012) [-]
MFW girls read that comment.
#271 to #5 - xbaconbitzx (05/15/2012) [-]
What was she thinking? fukkin LOL'D
What was she thinking? fukkin LOL'D
#195 to #5 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
YFW she's disowned
User avatar #217 to #5 - wtfyourhigh (05/14/2012) [-]
Omg he is my hero now!
#163 to #5 - wiredrage (05/14/2012) [-]
DNA test? dafuq aussie cops?
#25 to #5 - totallywhiteguy (05/14/2012) [-]
you could post that as content and make frontpage, easy
#34 to #25 - ihateusernamesalot (05/14/2012) [-]
of course you could   
it'd be a repost
of course you could
it'd be a repost
#10 to #5 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
THAT WAS ONE GODLY WIN!
#22 to #5 - fjiffjaff (05/14/2012) [-]
YFW the tape is played in the court
User avatar #254 to #1 - EdwardNigma (05/14/2012) [-]
I want to know where I can buy that specific mask. :|
First person to find that information is the hero of the day.
User avatar #255 to #254 - denonymous (05/14/2012) [-]
http://www.etsy . com/listing/53757525/plague-doctors-mask-in-leather
User avatar #259 to #255 - EdwardNigma (05/14/2012) [-]
It's already sold but, I found this one. (It doesn't come with the black hood.)

http://www.ebay . com/itm/Leather-Steampunk-Plague-Doctor-Mask-Halloween-LARP-/290499170858?pt=US_ CostumeAccessories&hash=item43a319922a#ht4035wt_1159
#27 to #1 - raducutz (05/14/2012) [-]
interdasting*













inb4 grammar nazi
#225 - thunderpony (05/14/2012) [-]
that was the most epic thing i have ever read in my entire life. i want to do this now
that was the most epic thing i have ever read in my entire life. i want to do this now
User avatar #227 to #225 - DroyLinker (05/14/2012) [-]
Holy **** me too.

**** i don't have the balls for this though.
just think of getting caught xD
User avatar #229 to #227 - thunderpony (05/14/2012) [-]
it would be totally worth it
#233 to #227 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
invest in some mushies....balls wont be a problem about an hour after ingestion....
#228 - creepingorion (05/14/2012) [-]
"You are fat. You need not this."

oh god my sides
#224 - ferndizzle (05/14/2012) [-]
>be me, 10 years of age
>a little hefty
>be poor
>only get food when goes to school
>eat as much as i can to stay healthy
>be walking home
>find a 5 dollar bill
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>never get icecream family cant afford it
>see mcdonalds
>go order a mcflurry
>get one bite
>crazy crow comes into store
>kicks ice cream from my hand
>calls me fat
>MFW
User avatar #239 to #224 - wolfmango (05/14/2012) [-]
>be me, 10 years of age
>fairly sinny
>only get food when goes to school
>eat as much as i can to stay healthy
>be walkin home
>find a five dollar bill
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>never get candy because family cant afford it
>go in to candy store
>get a candy bar
>savor every bite
>want one more
>this time order a scrumdiddilyumptious
>find a golden ticket
>run home
>get grandpa to walk for the first time in years
>be at chocalate factory
>meet willie wonka
>other kids disqualified
>win chocalate factory
>best day ever
#299 to #239 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
Stop your sinning!
#223 - doctrine (05/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#234 to #223 - bogbogs (05/14/2012) [-]
Docktr pls
#170 - anthonyh (05/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#88 - GoodGood (05/14/2012) [-]
"you are fat, you need not this."

******* killed me
#73 - ZakyNine (05/14/2012) [-]
well, I know what I'll be doing later today
User avatar #91 to #73 - Hreidmar (05/14/2012) [-]
That face ideally fits just about any comment you leave. As does the Don Draper grinning with a shot of (whiskey?) one.
#37 - klondikemonster (05/14/2012) [-]
I swear to god, if I could see half of 4chan's funny stories in person, I would die a happy man.
#20 - PlagueDoctor (05/14/2012) [-]
MFW plaguedoctor
User avatar #11 - jcllcj (05/14/2012) [-]
>Me standing by my show dress as a plague doctor
>Selling people stuff
>See a peculiar gentleman walking with a crowd
>Try to get some sales from the crowd
>Gentlemen stabs me
> ****** assassins
#216 - punchanun (05/14/2012) [-]
in think everybody should do this in every shop see how many places will ban plague doctors
in think everybody should do this in every shop see how many places will ban plague doctors
#149 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
I 			*******		 love Plague Doctors.
I ******* love Plague Doctors.
#134 - albertjester (05/14/2012) [-]
don't worry, he's a doctor.
don't worry, he's a doctor.
#269 - Freelon (05/14/2012) [-]
"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"   
Dear God, I almost died.
"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"
Dear God, I almost died.
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