I Haven't Chosen Yet. Here's your god damn description. The only reason I want to have kids; is so I can look at other peoples’ without being accused of being a
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I Haven't Chosen Yet

Here's your god damn description

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The only reason I want to have kids; is so I can look at other
peoples’ without being accused of being a pedophile.”
Sometimes you’ re walking past a playground...” f *audience laughing harder',
flg_ l" sometimes& y" want to , a kid owe swing and
want to watch the abandon of chidren. its like watching , I N he teile ''!.t, i. ", l, lra. d Ms, and
nature, its like when you watch the leaves change in Mettre MP‘? me, and "! I leastt' t ahmed to be
Before you know it, you’ been there half an hour, and
someone goes on which one’ s youra‘! iand you' re like
Par, I' ll go then, fine.”
What' you should say is 'l ham chosen g.’ "
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Submitted: 05/14/2012
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#13 - jcllcj (05/14/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Now I wait for a an idiot to make a comment with red thumbs so I can use this
User avatar #79 - synapse (05/14/2012) [+] (23 replies)
**synapse rolls 6** + 2 = 8
#18 - samee (05/14/2012) [-]
Yeah that's it, just give away the punchline in the title.
Yeah that's it, just give away the punchline in the title.
#21 - Awesomecarrot (05/14/2012) [-]
Fucking title punchline. Why??
Also Sean Lock is a legend
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#108 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #1 - Arleer (05/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What show is this from?
User avatar #4 to #1 - ferrarity (05/14/2012) [-]
8 out of 10 cats

As the title loosely suggests, it is a panel-based comedy show based on polls and statistics.
User avatar #471 - tomatospy (05/15/2012) [+] (17 replies)
**tomatospy rolls 33**
#412 - BobbyMcFerrin (05/14/2012) [-]
achievement(s) unlocked

10g reposted a joke that has been made many times before
5g captioned a tv show
30g gave away the punchline in the title

100g did all that and still made the front page

enjoy your gamer points at the expense of the quality of this website.

faggot.
#8 - dixego (05/14/2012) [-]
#54 - sbmayle (05/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why didn't you just...post the video?
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#417 - lebronshairline (05/14/2012) [-]
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#82 - teevanator (05/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
British comedy > 'mericun comedy
#60 - tehlulzbringer (05/14/2012) [-]
Hilarious, I totally didn't see it coming right after I read the title
#360 - anonymous (05/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 778** HEY GUISE I JUST ROLLED TRIPSS!!!
#134 - testiclops (05/14/2012) [+] (121 replies)
**testiclops rolls 940**
#67 - anonymous (05/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
SADLY FOR YOU & THE ROCK JEN KNOWS SO HOPE U HAVE PLANS TO BE ON THE PLANE WITH NO MEDS ALL BROKEN... BIRDS FLEW HOW SICK R U OPS/BRAIN
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User avatar #354 - theFbomb (05/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Hello Funnyjunk. I just wanna say that I love you. I love all of you, even the anons. You put a smile on my face and fill me with joy. When I need a laugh, you are here for me. You bring me up when I am down, just like Viagra. Thank you, Funnyjunk, for being my Viagra.
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