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I Haven't Chosen Yet. Here's your god damn description. The only reason I want to have kids; is so I can look at other peoples’ without being accused of being a

Here's your god damn description

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The only reason I want to have kids; is so I can look at other
peoples’ without being accused of being a pedophile.”
Sometimes you’ re walking past a playground...” f *audience laughing harder',
flg_ l" sometimes& y" want to , a kid owe swing and
want to watch the abandon of chidren. its like watching , I N he teile ''!.t, i. ", l, lra. d Ms, and
nature, its like when you watch the leaves change in Mettre MP‘? me, and "! I leastt' t ahmed to be
Before you know it, you’ been there half an hour, and
someone goes on which one’ s youra‘! iand you' re like
Par, I' ll go then, fine.”
What' you should say is 'l ham chosen g.’ "
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#18 - samee (05/14/2012) [-]
Yeah that's it, just give away the punchline in the title.
Yeah that's it, just give away the punchline in the title.
#13 - jcllcj (05/14/2012) [-]
Now I wait for a an idiot to make a comment with red thumbs so I can use this
#606 to #13 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
busy getting all legal prep together..hahah di b/ops chase
User avatar #30 to #13 - fukkendragonite (05/14/2012) [-]
Hope you don't mind me saving this, I promise not to overuse it too much :P
#63 to #13 - kinggkinggk (05/14/2012) [-]
**kinggkinggk rolled a random image posted in comment #181 at Ty Lee ** and so begins the mad hunt to roll it
#449 to #13 - seventh (05/14/2012) [-]
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>Now I wait for a an idiot
>a an idiot

There you go OP.
#602 to #449 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
#478 to #449 - blindkungfumasta (05/15/2012) [-]
lul. Why did you get thumbed down? xD
User avatar #26 to #14 - jcllcj (05/14/2012) [-]
Bless you sir
User avatar #28 to #26 - killerofthestix (05/14/2012) [-]
You are welcome my friend.
#107 to #14 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
Y the hell did he get so many thumbs down?
User avatar #109 to #107 - brainydud (05/14/2012) [-]
Once he got trips and no thumbs so he posted his comment everywhere to get thumbs. You can guess the rest.
#347 to #14 - Dublin (05/14/2012) [-]
I R nub. What happened? its fake like why so many red thumbs?
#41 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
#412 - BobbyMcFerrin (05/14/2012) [-]
achievement(s) unlocked

10g reposted a joke that has been made many times before
5g captioned a tv show
30g gave away the punchline in the title

100g did all that and still made the front page

enjoy your gamer points at the expense of the quality of this website.

faggot.
User avatar #79 - synapse (05/14/2012) [-]
**synapse rolls 6** + 2 = 8
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#292 to #79 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5** + 4 = 7
User avatar #439 to #79 - YoDawgWeHeard (05/14/2012) [-]
**YoDawgWeHeard rolls 3** + 4 = 8
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User avatar #228 to #117 - synapse (05/14/2012) [-]
Well thank you :). It's like rolling dubs if you thing about it. You get 1/10 chance, same with dubs. What is weird is how another person rolled 3 + 7 = 10 without retrying!
#81 to #79 - basilbrush (05/14/2012) [-]
This guy.
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#125 to #79 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#561 to #79 - epicemodude (05/15/2012) [-]
**epicemodude rolls 02** x 0 = 0
#21 - Awesomecarrot (05/14/2012) [-]
******* title punchline. Why??
Also Sean Lock is a legend
#8 - dixego (05/14/2012) [-]
#417 - lebronshairline (05/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#126 to #114 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
crischans pls
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#479 - advanceboy (05/15/2012) [-]
Sometimes you're hired to wear a bear costume in some school and one kid just start sucking your dick...
User avatar #517 to #479 - lovepain (05/15/2012) [-]
**lovepain rolls 2,486**
#426 - xozonex (05/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#60 - tehlulzbringer (05/14/2012) [-]
Hilarious, I totally didn't see it coming right after I read the title
#134 - testiclops (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #181 to #134 - pgilly (05/14/2012) [-]
**pgilly rolls 759**
User avatar #192 to #134 - nyanpoptart (05/14/2012) [-]
**nyanpoptart rolls 484** incoming rolls
User avatar #200 to #134 - snpeskar (05/14/2012) [-]
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#218 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
come on, five nine four...
*roll 3*
#238 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 140**
User avatar #142 to #134 - kokovo (05/14/2012) [-]
**kokovo rolls 708**
User avatar #150 to #142 - kokovo (05/14/2012) [-]
A dildo... Bus... And my mom... Well **** ....
User avatar #157 to #134 - elmers (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #540 to #134 - bannon (05/15/2012) [-]
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#542 to #540 - bannon (05/15/2012) [-]
mfw I'm already a dinosaur
User avatar #624 to #134 - AznPeople (05/19/2012) [-]
**AznPeople rolls 116** One more time!
User avatar #626 to #134 - hiawatup (05/21/2012) [-]
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#213 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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#249 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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#268 to #249 - mytrueface (05/14/2012) [-]
Fly me closer, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SPOON!

*pikshar relevant*
#257 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 144** (pipexdad)
User avatar #175 to #134 - nightmaren (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #177 to #175 - nightmaren (05/14/2012) [-]
Beast roll.
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User avatar #169 to #165 - redcookiemonster (05/14/2012) [-]
i am legend cart?
User avatar #461 to #134 - kelyplm (05/14/2012) [-]
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#146 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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512
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#294 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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#197 to #134 - quattrocandella (05/14/2012) [-]
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#188 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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#203 to #188 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
chuck norris and a dinosaur? **** yeah!
#285 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 368**
User avatar #178 to #134 - redcookiemonster (05/14/2012) [-]
**redcookiemonster rolls 713** just rolling for ***** and giggles now..
User avatar #180 to #178 - redcookiemonster (05/14/2012) [-]
**redcookiemonster rolls 541** well XDDD
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User avatar #161 to #134 - mrarmageddon (05/14/2012) [-]
**mrarmageddon rolls 860** How hard Will i die?
#273 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 714**
User avatar #155 to #134 - mode (05/14/2012) [-]
**mode rolls 693**
User avatar #158 to #155 - mode (05/14/2012) [-]
At least I have a dinosaur and a machete.
User avatar #267 to #134 - lazersilver (05/14/2012) [-]
**lazersilver rolls 265** OUT OF ******* NOWHERE
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#140 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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#236 to #134 - jway (05/14/2012) [-]
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#240 to #236 - jway (05/14/2012) [-]
Watching Dreamcatcher, just saw Morgan Freeman in a helicopter. Win.
#220 to #134 - MNYAH (05/14/2012) [-]
**MNYAH rolls 766**
#226 to #220 - MNYAH (05/14/2012) [-]
Looks like I'll have to **** up some zombies with a dildo
#229 to #134 - nivex (05/14/2012) [-]
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#231 to #229 - nivex (05/14/2012) [-]
wand, dinosaur, oprah

YES
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**cshp rolls 199** **** yeah!
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User avatar #201 to #134 - darkheartpony (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #207 to #134 - mrvalane (05/14/2012) [-]
**mrvalane rolls 947** COME ON DINOSAUR!
User avatar #211 to #207 - mrvalane (05/14/2012) [-]
******* killing myself now
User avatar #185 to #134 - OrionPax (05/14/2012) [-]
**OrionPax rolls 583** here we go, people
#190 to #185 - OrionPax (05/14/2012) [-]
I approve of this
User avatar #280 to #190 - mytrueface (05/14/2012) [-]
I love how that picture is so wrong on so many levels.
Thank you.
User avatar #199 to #134 - craighawk (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #159 to #134 - sortoathepenguin (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #278 to #163 - meganinja (05/14/2012) [-]
use the butter knife to distract Beiber so you can push him out of the helicopter, and then the zombies will starve as they refuse to eat him. win/win.
User avatar #174 to #159 - rolltideallday (05/14/2012) [-]
Possibly worst roll ever... Good luck with that.
User avatar #193 to #134 - AznPeople (05/14/2012) [-]
**AznPeople rolls 305** Okay.
User avatar #148 to #134 - Iplayrunescapee (05/14/2012) [-]
**Iplayrunescapee rolls 910**
User avatar #152 to #148 - kokovo (05/14/2012) [-]
LUCKY BASTARD!
User avatar #151 to #148 - Iplayrunescapee (05/14/2012) [-]
MG, Helicopter, and Harry Potter? **** YESSSS
User avatar #189 to #134 - ChocolateWaffles (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #198 to #189 - ChocolateWaffles (05/14/2012) [-]
**** , she ate my bike!
#262 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #187 to #134 - dylanmart (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #194 to #187 - dylanmart (05/14/2012) [-]
Weapon: HP Wand
Transportation: Scooter
My Partner: Bruce Lee

With the scooter I thought I was dead.
But, yeah, Bruce Lee!
So **** you!
User avatar #216 to #194 - mattie T (05/14/2012) [-]
you have a harry potter wand why dont you just lift your self off the ground or magic up something to help
User avatar #222 to #216 - dylanmart (05/14/2012) [-]
Who needs a wand, when you got Bruce Lee on your side?
User avatar #302 to #222 - mattie T (05/14/2012) [-]
you could get rid of lee and get Norris then you will never be stopped
User avatar #329 to #302 - dylanmart (05/14/2012) [-]
Considering Bruce Lee is dead, he will become a zombie when helping me.
So he has no chance of dying.
User avatar #363 to #329 - mattie T (05/14/2012) [-]
bruce lee is a skeleton he has no flesh on the bone so he cant be a zombie but on the other hand Norris if the zombie bites him it will only make him stronger
User avatar #260 to #134 - imasupertroll (05/14/2012) [-]
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#179 to #134 - cyuas (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #258 to #134 - holycrapimacupcake (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #176 to #134 - straken (05/14/2012) [-]
**straken rolls 246**
User avatar #184 to #176 - straken (05/14/2012) [-]
With my trusty spoon and hummer, Morgan Freeman and I shall rid the world of the zombie menace!
User avatar #214 to #134 - pwnagraphy (05/14/2012) [-]
**pwnagraphy rolls 557**
User avatar #215 to #214 - pwnagraphy (05/14/2012) [-]
........... **** my life
User avatar #227 to #215 - unworldlypath (05/14/2012) [-]
don't worry you could portal him someplace else
User avatar #172 to #134 - cuntdestroyers (05/14/2012) [-]
**cuntdestroyers rolls 702**
User avatar #223 to #134 - unworldlypath (05/14/2012) [-]
**unworldlypath rolls 212**
User avatar #224 to #223 - unworldlypath (05/14/2012) [-]
...god dammit
User avatar #168 to #134 - queenchrysaliss (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #162 to #134 - xchewsifferx ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
**xchewsifferx rolls 753**
User avatar #173 to #162 - xchewsifferx ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
I am sooo boned. Time to rape me some zombies
User avatar #212 to #134 - cuntdrop (05/14/2012) [-]
**cuntdrop rolls 182**
User avatar #160 to #134 - cullenatorguy (05/14/2012) [-]
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#288 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #156 to #134 - themonsterinyou (05/14/2012) [-]
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#279 to #134 - maxiscool (05/14/2012) [-]
**maxiscool rolls 440** May my bad luck be reversed!
User avatar #147 to #134 - mrsirandsir (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #251 to #134 - siredvard (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #145 to #134 - seggbekuki (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #247 to #134 - lenispicker (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #248 to #247 - lenispicker (05/14/2012) [-]
Yes! Im a survivor! I have Chuck Norris :D
#143 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 895**
User avatar #246 to #134 - kungfukitty (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #141 to #134 - Kirara (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #149 to #141 - Kirara (05/14/2012) [-]
I'm going to get destroyed.
#242 to #134 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #134 - koalasonfire (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #138 to #137 - koalasonfire (05/14/2012) [-]
Harry potter wand, drive a bus, partner is JB.
User avatar #241 to #134 - floopdawhoop (05/14/2012) [-]
**floopdawhoop rolls 912**
User avatar #244 to #241 - floopdawhoop (05/14/2012) [-]
Not bad...Helicopter, machine gun, distraction...
User avatar #259 to #134 - maylage (05/14/2012) [-]
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#56 - jakekel (05/14/2012) [-]
OP, your username suites you for what you did to that title.
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