Wat.. . I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY'' This mums has 7 meanings depending an In strand ward.. I legit just said the sentence and stressed each word to hear how the would all sound. my Brain was Just Raped
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#8 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
i aint sayin she a gold digger but she aint messin with no broke.......................
#12 - elf (05/14/2012) [-]
I legit just said the sentence and stressed each word to hear how the would all sound.
#30 to #12 - anisbanana ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
i said bike instead of money :o the racist jokes are kicking in
#1 - boxylady (05/13/2012) [-]
Clever
User avatar #28 to #1 - theundone (05/14/2012) [-]
I God this pic reminded me of that comic again, now I cant stop laughing.
#15 - bitschuit (05/14/2012) [-]
I automatically assumed the sentence was: "I never said she stole my bike", and I first realised my error, when going through the sixth stressed word.

Guess those racist jokes has finally gotten a pretty good hold of me....
#5 - wazungi (05/14/2012) [-]
I can do one better! One sentence with 8 meanings.

"I never said she stole my money today."
User avatar #4 - jokersaysamuseme (05/14/2012) [-]
Oh wow.
#6 - darkslayertv (05/14/2012) [-]
**darkslayertv rolls 04**
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User avatar #9 to #6 - sluge (05/14/2012) [-]
**sluge rolls 62**
#2 - anon (05/13/2012) [-]
Can't figure em out, some1 help me? :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - masdercheef (05/13/2012) [-]
"I never said she stole my money"; implying someone else said that
"I never said she stole my money"; stressing the point that you, in fact, never said it
"I never said she stole my money"; implying that you never directly said she stole it, but hinted at it
"I never said she stole my money"; suggesting someone else stole it
"I never said she stole my money"; suggesting you gave it to her
"I never said she stole my money"; saying she stole someone else's money
"I never said she stole my money"; suggesting she stole something else than money.
User avatar #7 to #3 - Ombra (05/14/2012) [-]
Good Guy Masdercheef

Goes through the trouble of typing out every answer AND giving each example an explanation.
#10 to #3 - EndeleanX (05/14/2012) [-]
Bravo, sir.
Bravo, sir.
User avatar #16 to #3 - xalidan (05/14/2012) [-]
Damn way to get a **** ton of thumbs just for an explanation xD but I cant complain I didn't really get it myself either thank you very much ^_^
#22 to #16 - mehturtlesareok (05/14/2012) [-]
XD XD XD :PPPPP ^^ :DDD
User avatar #35 to #3 - masdercheef (05/14/2012) [-]
Woah, I leave Funnyjunk for a day, and I come back to see my comment has made top 4... It's not as if this was hard to do, really, it took less than five minutes.
#24 - kingphooey (05/14/2012) [-]
8, if you dont stress either word.
#19 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
I never said she stole my bike... I'm ******
User avatar #17 - jasonbomb (05/14/2012) [-]
i instantly saw "i never said she stole my monkey" then i read again...
#33 - freakyorange (05/14/2012) [-]
I commented on this awhile back explaining it.
#25 - penguinthegreat (05/14/2012) [-]
dont see what is supposed to happen when never is stressed
User avatar #26 to #25 - theguythatisnotyou (05/14/2012) [-]
Sarcasm/lying
#36 to #26 - penguinthegreat (05/15/2012) [-]
then there is 8 :D
User avatar #27 to #25 - rjake (05/14/2012) [-]
Thats why theres only 7.
User avatar #32 to #25 - iceash (05/14/2012) [-]
Never would never be stressed. The meaning for it would be the same as it would when nothing is stressed.
User avatar #23 - ohwhoafosho (05/14/2012) [-]
"I never said he kissed his wife."
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#29 to #21 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
lol
#14 - marcuss (05/14/2012) [-]
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