>just turned 13
>guys at school talk about fapping
>of course I know what it is, but never tried it
>come home and play some CS 1.6 (fuck yeah)
>some guys spray is some hot, lesbian shit
>"WTF dick, stop getting hard now, I'm gaming!"
>fuck this shit, google boobs and stuff like that
>pull pants a bit down, rub dick hard
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>a bit of thick fluid comes out the tip and feel weird in the dick, almost like I have to pee
>pull pants up and run to bathroom
>pull pants down and go to town on poor willy
>feels like I'm going to pee all over, but it feels good, so keep on going
>knees get all wobbly and shit
>suddenly EXPLOSION, cream shooting from my johnson all over my pants and the floor
>great fucking feeling, when suddenly a sharp pain erupts at the root of my dick
>get cramps in right thigh and fall down on floor
>lie there for 5 minutes confused about WTF just happened
>MFW