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surprise surprise. i think i might have a problem. mom, there' s nothing in this acrid I have more than you. mom, we have so much in common. we' re both , 96030

i think i might have a problem

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#19 - tophatcigar **User deleted account**
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#5 - FJisGAY
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(05/12/2012) [-]
mfw my name is paul
mfw my name is paul
#39 to #5 - tylersauraus
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(05/17/2012) [-]
What was that about cocaine?
#33 to #5 - fernand
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(05/13/2012) [-]
mfw my name is cocaine
#9 to #5 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account**
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#10 - nyanpoptart
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**nyanpoptart rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Bad Luck Jesse ** mfw spent most of it at the bar
#11 to #10 - haiyalll **User deleted account**
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User avatar #12 to #11 - nyanpoptart
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(05/12/2012) [-]
i was secretly the mother... without my knowing...
#21 to #12 - dahahawgy
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#25 to #21 - teddybearmayhem
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#13 to #12 - haiyalll **User deleted account**
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User avatar #15 to #13 - nyanpoptart
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(05/12/2012) [-]
thank you. it's a condtion i don't like to tell other people
#2 - buttlord
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#20 - heyjudewatsup **User deleted account**
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#27 to #20 - Douchecaker
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(05/13/2012) [-]
Now that **** is funny.
User avatar #29 to #20 - captainrattrap
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(05/13/2012) [-]
I was thinking this joke and was worried I'd have to make this joke myself... I didn't have to, thumb4you!!
#16 - alski
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(05/13/2012) [-]
**alski rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at CSI Avengers ** COCAINEEE
**alski rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at CSI Avengers ** COCAINEEE
User avatar #31 - MaxFabian
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(05/13/2012) [-]
so, which one should i write for my mom for tomorrow?
#32 to #31 - xSilverAncientX
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(05/13/2012) [-]
The one where you're sexually attracted to men.
User avatar #14 - SHAMU
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(05/12/2012) [-]
COLOR IN THE LINES!!!
#26 - DestroyerOfWorlds
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(05/13/2012) [-]
Hard to breathe,
feels like floating,
so full of love my heart's exploding,
mouth is dry hands are shaking,
my heart is yours for the taking,
acting weird and not myself,
dancing around like the Keebler elf,
finally time for this poor schlub,
to know how it feels to fall in lub
User avatar #30 to #26 - dtox
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(05/13/2012) [-]
Is that Mr. Deeds?

I love that movie :D
User avatar #17 - TheUsername
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(05/13/2012) [-]
I read "Mom, we have so much in common" as "Mom, we have so much cinnamon"
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