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surprise surprise. i think i might have a problem. mom, there' s nothing in this acrid I have more than you. mom, we have so much in common. we' re both , 96030

i think i might have a problem

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#10 - nyanpoptart (05/12/2012) [-]
**nyanpoptart rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Bad Luck Jesse ** mfw spent most of it at the bar
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#11 to #10 - haiyalll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - nyanpoptart (05/12/2012) [-]
i was secretly the mother... without my knowing...
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#13 to #12 - haiyalll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #13 - nyanpoptart (05/12/2012) [-]
thank you. it's a condtion i don't like to tell other people
#5 - FJisGAY (05/12/2012) [-]
mfw my name is paul
mfw my name is paul
#39 to #5 - tylersauraus (05/17/2012) [-]
What was that about cocaine?
#33 to #5 - fernand (05/13/2012) [-]
mfw my name is cocaine
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#27 to #20 - Douchecaker (05/13/2012) [-]
Now that **** is funny.
User avatar #29 to #20 - captainrattrap (05/13/2012) [-]
I was thinking this joke and was worried I'd have to make this joke myself... I didn't have to, thumb4you!!
#16 - alski (05/13/2012) [-]
**alski rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at CSI Avengers ** COCAINEEE
**alski rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at CSI Avengers ** COCAINEEE
User avatar #14 - SHAMU (05/12/2012) [-]
COLOR IN THE LINES!!!
#26 - DestroyerOfWorlds (05/13/2012) [-]
Hard to breathe,
feels like floating,
so full of love my heart's exploding,
mouth is dry hands are shaking,
my heart is yours for the taking,
acting weird and not myself,
dancing around like the Keebler elf,
finally time for this poor schlub,
to know how it feels to fall in lub
User avatar #30 to #26 - dtox (05/13/2012) [-]
Is that Mr. Deeds?

I love that movie :D
User avatar #17 - TheUsername (05/13/2012) [-]
I read "Mom, we have so much in common" as "Mom, we have so much cinnamon"
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User avatar #3 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-]
Hahahah oh god the lulz

To the frontpage!
User avatar #6 to #3 - maskedhippo (05/12/2012) [-]
Your profile picture is glorious.
#1 - anon (05/12/2012) [-]
this was the only 'to the front page' gif i have
this was the only 'to the front page' gif i have
User avatar #18 - eyelaughdahame (05/13/2012) [-]
I ******* lost it at the second one.
#7 - anon (05/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Arguing with FJ **
#23 to #7 - minatsuki (05/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

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#4 - rprol (05/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #31 - MaxFabian (05/13/2012) [-]
so, which one should i write for my mom for tomorrow?
#32 to #31 - xSilverAncientX (05/13/2012) [-]
The one where you're sexually attracted to men.
#40 - anon (05/17/2012) [-]
Did you anyone notice the cards are different colors on the inside and out
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