How news works.. herp derp herp derp herpis derp. How News Works. Picture: Obama enjoys a q ,sii( ll, lall an 7. Actually for Onion, more like "Obama mocks starving kids in Africa by flaunting ability to enjoy beverages more popular than water" tags
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#87 - tonyspinners (05/12/2012) [-]
Actually for Onion, more like

"Obama mocks starving kids in Africa by flaunting ability to enjoy beverages more popular than water"
#368 to #87 - CaptainPugwash (05/13/2012) [-]
"Obama deliberately contributes towards global famine by enjoying a 3rd-world produced beverage"
"Obama deliberately contributes towards global famine by enjoying a 3rd-world produced beverage"
#123 to #87 - TigerShark (05/12/2012) [-]
Brilliant!
User avatar #102 to #87 - sublift (05/12/2012) [-]
i spot a top comment
#362 to #87 - ferndizzle (05/13/2012) [-]
WATER!!
WATER!!
User avatar #376 to #362 - tonyspinners (05/23/2012) [-]
I don't care how late I am on this comment, I didn't see it until now and I laughed so ******* hard at your comment. Thank you.
User avatar #377 to #376 - ferndizzle (05/23/2012) [-]
no problem haha
#148 to #87 - lolboss (05/12/2012) [-]
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the joke to this post is actually implying that Fox is the only news center to say something as ridiculous as the onion would. politics.
User avatar #227 to #148 - JuTeKa (05/12/2012) [-]
By jove, I think the boy's on to something here!
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User avatar #146 - DrBobsPatient (05/12/2012) [-]
how do we know he isn't drinking coke from a pepsi cup?
User avatar #149 to #146 - Aspirin (05/12/2012) [-]
i know a couple of fast food restaurants that serve drinks in pepsi cups
#200 - Javapenguin (05/12/2012) [-]
Internet:
#151 - bleachedpheather (05/12/2012) [-]
BBC: the old presidential chap enjoys a bit of the bubbley, pepsi that is.
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User avatar #345 to #259 - tonyspinners (05/13/2012) [-]
Don't know why, don't know how, but for some reason I just nostalgia'd very hard
#252 - eiregrl (05/12/2012) [-]
< -- Obama after seeing news story.
< -- Obama after seeing news story.
#328 - Mortspear (05/13/2012) [-]
Wasn't CNN the one who altered Zimmerman's 911 call in the Trayvon Martin case? .... yeah....
#318 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
At least he has a mate he can enjoy it with.
#163 - smithybfc (05/12/2012) [-]
Both Pepsi and Coke are beverages I enjoy
User avatar #173 to #163 - AlexK (05/12/2012) [-]
agreed. i feel like the only one who doesn't like dr. pepper though...
#184 to #173 - birdflu (05/12/2012) [-]
Dr. Pepper is delicious and full of 23 different flavors of which to enjoy... Plus I think there is crack in it, for I have a mild addiction...
User avatar #187 to #184 - AlexK (05/12/2012) [-]
when i was younger i used to love vanilla coke though. that was amazing IMO.
User avatar #191 to #184 - xxsnappyxx (05/12/2012) [-]
agreed
User avatar #186 to #184 - darklit (05/12/2012) [-]
Im pretty sure coke still has a little coke in it
#141 - simonrivero (05/12/2012) [-]
More like Fox News: "Obama supports 9/11 terrorists by drinking Pepsi, which was the only beverage present on the plane".
#226 - fredeminator (05/12/2012) [-]
mfw I'm obama.
#169 - extremezone (05/12/2012) [-]
Fox: Obama is a fag?!
#207 to #169 - fatterthanu (05/12/2012) [-]
CNN: Obama shows outstanding support for Gay Rights!
User avatar #249 - stolkenator (05/12/2012) [-]
This is why I hate watching the news.
#59 - nightstar ONLINE (05/12/2012) [-]
All media is biased. If you can't see the bias, you have the same one.


Be more objective people.
#3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (05/12/2012) [-]
I think all news stations have some sort of bias but Fox is just more vocal with theirs
#12 to #3 - anon (05/12/2012) [-]
You're blind if you don't see MSNBC as biased either. It is basically Obama's propaganda front. Im not defending FOX, i'm saying there is more. CNN is better but I usually stay away from mainstream news.
User avatar #34 to #12 - trojanmannn (05/12/2012) [-]
I personally am a conservative/libraterian and I watch both CNN and FOX. CNN is great for hearing about every important story, but they tend to leave some stuff out. FOX doesn't cover all things, which usually isn't a good thing, but the things they do cover are FULLY covered, with some obvious bias comments.
#342 to #12 - boredomavenger (05/13/2012) [-]
didn't soundofwinter just say that all news stations were biased? I don't really think that was inviting a strike against MSNBC, no matter how liberal they are.
User avatar #71 to #3 - maxismahname (05/12/2012) [-]
onion is a fake news station, so it can't be biased
#2 - vonspyder (05/12/2012) [-]
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******** . Let me fix this for you...
NPR: Obama rescues kids from obesity sacrificing his health by drinking pepsi.
CNN: Obama drinks a Pepsi.
FOX: Obama puts American workers at Cocacola and rc cola out of work!
ONION: Me chinese me play joke me put peepee in obama coke.
MSNBC: Obama drinking a pepsi gives me chills.


#84 to #2 - unfamous (05/12/2012) [-]
I actually find that npr is the least biased. They do favor liberal stories but they don't go out of their way to paint republicans in a bad light. I found their coverage of the rnc to be pretty fair. I'm lean pretty far to the left and I used to have a very low opinion of the right until I started listening to npr. I agree with the others though.
User avatar #145 to #84 - vonspyder (05/12/2012) [-]
that was my point. they dont so much bad mouth the right in so much as they depict the left as being able to walk on water.
User avatar #300 to #145 - retardedboss ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
They do favor the left, but not as much as you make it seem lol. I guess exaggeration is a thing, but a lot of people on this site tend not to get subtle things, even if they're not so subtle.
User avatar #5 to #2 - DirecDescendant (05/12/2012) [-]
A thumb and high-five for you on the Onion bit.
User avatar #8 to #2 - zzforrest (05/12/2012) [-]
CNN:
Person 1: Let's discuss about how great Pepsi is because Obama is drinking it
Person 2: But how is Coca Cola gonna deal with the fact nobody likes it?
Person 1: I dunno
#97 to #8 - thecamaroguy (05/12/2012) [-]
I like coca cola.


And no, I don't like dick also.
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