REAL DRAGON. Isn't it awesome?<br /> /funny_pictures/370896/Amazing+animals+the+baselisk+lizard/<br /> ANOTHER ONE UP!!!!!. This here is a Draco Vol the game moar traffic
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REAL DRAGON

This here is a Draco Volans.
What' s so special? ITS
I WINGS. It is better known
eati; i! iil ******* dragon!
They become crn big and they
can fly for over 200 meters!
I swear to God, when I live in a
bigger house, I will tur my -i.. _ .
into a terrarium. I all AR fgl . g '
If this gets over 200 thumbs, I' ll
post some other amazing
animals.
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#2 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 to #2 - joske (04/17/2010) [-]
Laugh all you want, but a few decades ago these didn't even exist. Evolution. In another few decades they might be 2 meters (I know, still too small).
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#4 to #3 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #4 - ILoveCheeseMore (04/18/2010) [-]
goddamn i wish i was a midget!
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#10 to #9 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - ILoveCheeseMore (04/18/2010) [-]
hahaha!
User avatar #18 to #10 - WolfPrince (04/18/2010) [-]
in the butt
User avatar #8 to #3 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (04/18/2010) [-]
or radiation...
User avatar #121 - Kushmonster (04/18/2010) [-]
DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM NATURE, YOU MYTHOLOGICAL!
#93 - Seastone (04/18/2010) [-]
So basically someone needs to get a bunch of these and practice selective breeding so that the biggest and strongest breed. The species will slowly become much larger and in many generations we will have real full-size dragons! Of course, we still have to figure out how to install flame throwers, but we can figure that out later.
#97 to #93 - scarlathejr (04/18/2010) [-]
or we can just call Prof. Farnsworth
#95 to #93 - Thrasher (04/18/2010) [-]
You make a valid point. To the lab!
#104 to #93 - Rascal (04/18/2010) [-]
someone make this happen
#94 to #93 - Espdude **User deleted account** (04/18/2010) [-]
that is the greatest idea i have ever heard.
User avatar #7 - Hyruliant (04/17/2010) [-]
i want a few dozen. That way i can teach them to attack the mail man
User avatar #5 - murphypop (04/17/2010) [-]
lizard + red bull = this 20-40 cm piece of awesome
User avatar #6 to #5 - murphypop (04/17/2010) [-]
wow...did not re-read comment...this would be naughty out of context.
#16 - Rascal (04/18/2010) [-]
ive held one of these things in a jungle in thailand they are awesome
#21 to #16 - joske (04/18/2010) [-]
If you're serious, you're awesome.
User avatar #78 - VladDracula (04/18/2010) [-]
Feed them steroids >:)
User avatar #12 - DerektheAsian ONLINE (04/18/2010) [-]
1) Grow ponytail.
2) Capture one of this.
3) Shrink self.
4) Attach ponytail to any end of the Draco Volan. (Anus? Unlikely. Depends on length of ponytail).
5) Think FLY!
Ta-Da!
I HAVE PERFORMED "TSAHAYLU*!
**** you Jake Sully, I'm the new mother ******* Avatar.
User avatar #79 - TheInsanityWolf (04/18/2010) [-]
well fire breathing dragons existed, primarily because the material of armour troops used to wear would react with a chemical in the dragons stomach, causing the dragon to breath fire.
User avatar #96 to #79 - Cambro (04/18/2010) [-]
fire-breathing creatures still DO exist. well, not really breathing...a beetle shoots fire out its ass as an epic fart as protection using the chemical thing u just described
User avatar #100 to #96 - TheInsanityWolf (04/18/2010) [-]
If you can find it on youtube give the link for teh lulz.
User avatar #81 - westly (04/18/2010) [-]
i want to make a device to make these HUGE then il have a ************* DRAGON!
User avatar #84 to #81 - Vulgaris (04/18/2010) [-]
where can we donate money to your project?
User avatar #89 to #84 - HumansNeighbor (04/18/2010) [-]
we shall train it. MUAHAHAHA
User avatar #19 - ZombieSmile ONLINE (04/18/2010) [-]
As a pet, that would be awesome.
User avatar #14 - puelof (04/18/2010) [-]
should these be the defenders of funnyjunk
User avatar #68 - lolanime (04/18/2010) [-]
Imagine this 5x bigger and knowing the matrix and how to breathe fire.
#54 - Rascal (04/18/2010) [-]
Can you do one one the Thresher Shark (alopias vulpinus)
#63 to #54 - joske (04/18/2010) [-]
Because you asked so friendly :) When I have the time, it will happen.
#75 - TheOldFunnyjunk (04/18/2010) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #92 - ExclAnon (04/18/2010) [-]
you pushed him down a hole with your boner...?

o.o
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#102 to #92 - PharaohsDaughter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #103 to #102 - TheInsanityWolf (04/18/2010) [-]
No, he kicked him and put his leg back down, the "dick" is his sword.
User avatar #155 - tamz (04/18/2010) [-]
aww it's so cute!
User avatar #142 - DidYou (04/18/2010) [-]
Do the blobfish. Damn nature may be mythological, but damn nature also be damn gross. O-o
#146 to #142 - joske (04/18/2010) [-]
omg, I WAS planning to do that!!
User avatar #148 to #146 - DidYou (04/18/2010) [-]
Then bloody hell, it's a must in the to do list of naturrreee.
#113 - joske (04/18/2010) [-]
I got another one ready. Do you want it or do I need to wait?
User avatar #109 - HighBadger (04/18/2010) [-]
But does it breathe fire...?
User avatar #108 - kevinobody (04/18/2010) [-]
Moar please. That info was interesting.
#110 to #108 - joske (04/18/2010) [-]
Thank you! I don't have thge time now, but I think I can do one to Tuesday.
User avatar #124 to #110 - kevinobody (04/18/2010) [-]
Cool that would be Sweeeet.
#127 to #124 - joske (04/18/2010) [-]
I have already mlade one ;)
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