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User avatar #9 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2012) [-]
My wife and I are ********** . She is my slave, and so sleeps at the foot of my bed, or nuzzled up to my leg, or in a cage next to my bed. My dog usually sleeps on the pillow next to me. Which am I?
User avatar #99 to #9 - theivindon (05/12/2012) [-]
Lol, u guys blindly believe this guy, but if someone say they're not a virigin you thumb him down to hell. FJ how do u work?
User avatar #117 to #99 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2012) [-]
There is a difference between going "hurr durr hey guis I had sex" and making a funny, albeit true comment about yourself to relate to the content being viewed.
#32 to #9 - BroadSword (05/12/2012) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #118 to #32 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2012) [-]
Oh no, someone on the internet might not believe me! Better go take pictures of my wife. -_-
User avatar #10 to #9 - bigbladeshotbabes (05/12/2012) [-]
Thats hilariosly awesome
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2012) [-]
I wasn't joking...But okay. Thank you for compliment and consideration. In fact, lets play a game. If this comments gets ten thumbs(up or down, it doesn't matter, the point is that people are contributing towards the idea) I'll let her sleep next to me for one night. She usually only gets to on her birthday. I'm letting her on Sunday as well,s seeing that it is mother's day; she birthed my child very recently. I'll check back tomorrow.
User avatar #53 to #11 - williamz (05/12/2012) [-]
It sounded awesome, until the "child" part. She's a mother, damn it! Forget the slave/pet setting and roleplay something more exotic.
User avatar #121 to #53 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2012) [-]
It isn't really Roleplay, it is more a way of life.
User avatar #159 to #121 - williamz (05/13/2012) [-]
You sick **** ... Hell is awaiting you.
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#12 to #11 - bigbladeshotbabes (05/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #12 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm not insulted at all. In fact, I'll ad an addendum to the game ,just for this. If THIS comment gets a higher thumb rating(once again up or down) than my previous one, I'll punish her. Just adding this because I know you guys like options, and I don't work for BioWare.
User avatar #67 to #13 - fukkendragonite (05/12/2012) [-]
Hey guys, lets play a game called "Obey the thumbwhore"

when he asks for thumbs, we give him them.

We aren't the slaves, his wife is. Don't listen to him.
User avatar #115 to #67 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2012) [-]
Actually, if you read my comment, notice that I said "Whether I get more thumbs, up or down" In other words, I'm not thumb whoring, it was just a simple contest. If people were that worried about that sort of thing, they could have simply thumbed my comments down to show their decision instead.
User avatar #31 to #13 - EvanHoladay (05/12/2012) [-]
pics in nfsw.... plz
User avatar #116 to #31 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, she isn't an exhibitionist, actually. Besides that, I don't really like the idea of an entire community of people thinking about my wife's ass.

So, seeing as I've checked early, and my comment #11 was listed higher, I'll give her a pass to sleep next to me for a night of her choosing. My guess is it will be our anniversary.
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