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#72 - mytrakytra
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(05/12/2012) [-]
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**mytrakytra rolls 9** My dick in inches.
#94 to #72 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 819,900,545** it's actually like double this but whatev.
#145 to #94 - cruzslzr
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#95 to #72 - titletaker
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#164 to #72 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 13**cm metric ftw
#100 to #72 - breakdancinghobo
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**breakdancinghobo rolls 1** in inches
#101 to #100 - breakdancinghobo
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(05/12/2012) [-]
ummm...
ummm...
#103 to #72 - mytrakytra
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My dick is so large and powerful it is shinking everyone else's! MWAHAHAHAA!!
#226 to #72 - citrusdrop
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**citrusdrop rolls 134,100,215** My dick size
**citrusdrop rolls 134,100,215** My dick size
#172 to #72 - boogyshadow
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**boogyshadow rolls 5** My dick >.> I wanted to play too.
#173 to #172 - boogyshadow
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#292 to #72 - kilonoa
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**kilonoa rolls 1** My dick in inches.
#238 to #72 - aprgeneral
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**aprgeneral rolls 5** My dick in inches
#239 to #238 - aprgeneral
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#96 to #72 - sidekickman
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**sidekickman rolls 2** In inches
#97 to #96 - sidekickman
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#122 to #72 - zionsype ONLINE
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(05/12/2012) [-]
OH MAN, SOMEONE ROLLED SOMETHING, LETS ALL REPLY WITH ROLLS.
OH MAN, SOMEONE ROLLED SOMETHING, LETS ALL REPLY WITH ROLLS.
#91 to #72 - jalthelas
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 7** Mine
#114 to #72 - dustyshane
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**dustyshane rolls 37** mine in centimeters.
**dustyshane rolls 37** mine in centimeters.
#115 to #114 - dustyshane
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(05/12/2012) [-]
14.5 inches.
14.5 inches.
#144 to #115 - cruzslzr
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(05/12/2012) [-]
not bad considering the world record is at 13,5 bro   
pic maybe related
not bad considering the world record is at 13,5 bro
pic maybe related
#98 to #72 - barackjemima
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**barackjemima rolls 1** my dick size
**barackjemima rolls 1** my dick size
#99 to #98 - barackjemima
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(05/12/2012) [-]
I guess I'll buy a big truck or something.
#205 to #72 - creepymacncheese
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**creepymacncheese rolls 9** My penis in inches

#202 to #72 - buzzyboi
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**buzzyboi rolls 335,070,788** Mine in lightyears :P
#207 to #72 - raptorfacerumble
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**raptorfacerumble rolls 51** My dick size   
   
In milimeters
**raptorfacerumble rolls 51** My dick size

In milimeters
#126 to #72 - sorexflare
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**sorexflare rolls 7** in inches
#111 to #72 - nuaden
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**nuaden rolls 5** Knowing my luck I'm gonna roll a 0.
#112 to #111 - nuaden
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#113 to #72 - tittiez **User deleted account**
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#294 to #72 - Zaxplab
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 2** My GF count
#116 to #72 - santanoobs
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**santanoobs rolls 4** in inches
#154 to #116 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 3**
#118 to #116 - santanoobs
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**santanoobs rolls 24** centimeters?

#185 to #72 - bosskiss
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#90 to #72 - captan **User deleted account**
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#236 to #90 - hoonakah
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#237 to #90 - hoonakah
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**hoonakah rolls 87** my dick in dubs
#1 - poutinesalad
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, that makes perfect sense...  Cause you know, the girl wont be able to see your average dick before you put the condom on at all
Yeah, that makes perfect sense... Cause you know, the girl wont be able to see your average dick before you put the condom on at all
#21 to #1 - deantaylor
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(05/12/2012) [-]
yeah **** logic.
yeah **** logic.
#191 - masterboll
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(05/12/2012) [-]
>she expects you to have a big dick
>finds a small penis instead
>she asks you who those condoms belonged to
>???

#64 - duckstep
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**duckstep rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at grown up potato girl ** mfw I have a pimple on my nose
#68 to #64 - tamytamy [OP]
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Baaaahahahhaha
#81 to #64 - anon
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#88 to #64 - anon
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Lets make a story /b/! ** mfw i have a pimple on my nose
#290 to #64 - oknp
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(05/12/2012) [-]
man fantastic roll. hadn't laugh like that in a week.
man fantastic roll. hadn't laugh like that in a week.
#92 to #64 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at uncle iroh **

mfw
#129 to #64 - sorexflare
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**sorexflare rolled a random image posted in comment #4362610 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I have a pimple on my nose
#65 to #64 - therollingstones
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(05/12/2012) [-]
That roll... You, sir, are a gawd
#22 - oceanmist
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Protip guys: magnums aren't really that much bigger, they probably fit 80% of the population. Try one, and you can feel like a boss and forever impress girls. Just be sure to buy the large size, not like the xxxl.
#23 to #22 - tamytamy [OP]
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(05/12/2012) [-]
my house NOW
#25 to #23 - oceanmist
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(05/12/2012) [-]
K I'll be right over. My girlfriends a bitch anyway
#33 to #25 - tamytamy [OP]
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(05/12/2012) [-]
;)
#36 to #33 - novastroyer
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(05/12/2012) [-]
dat wall..
#147 to #33 - cruzslzr
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Excuse me lady, can you move slightly, I want to see why your wall curves.
#195 to #147 - vitaexdet
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Ha.
#43 to #22 - ihadtoregister
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(05/12/2012) [-]
You're a retard. Condom manufacturers have said repeatedly that most guys keep using magnums even though they dont fit, and so the girl ends up pregnant.
#55 to #43 - oceanmist
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Having tried condoms both too large and too small, I think I'd be able to tell if they didn't fit. They might not fit some people, but you don't have to be a black porn star to use them. They're not that big of a difference.
#148 to #55 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
I hate to brag so hard, but I've had sex with 5 different girls all without condom
now I may have the luck of....the lucky but none came out pregnant as far as my knowledge proof I don't have but I'm just saying. Granted I didn't cum inside them, but still I think it's still very possible the chance of pregnancy.
inb4 red thumbs because nobody will believe someone on fj actually gets laid
#291 to #148 - oknp
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(05/12/2012) [-]
i didnt know having sex with 5 different girls was bragging, unless thats the best u can do...
#162 to #148 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
watch out, we got a badass over here
#83 - psychosamm
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Sooooo he takes out the box, the girl gets excited, he whips out his dick, the girl is then disappointed.


Sounds like a flawless plan.
#117 to #83 - dustyshane
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(05/12/2012) [-]
I was thinking the same, but if it was a virgin girl, she wouldn't know.
#93 to #83 - nakee
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(05/12/2012) [-]
lights turned off.




placebo effect. lol
#295 to #93 - psychosamm
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Then she doesn't see the box in the first place! xD
#247 - IceBearJudgesYou
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(05/12/2012) [-]
>Buy small box.
>Fill with normal or higher depending on how big you are.
>Expectations are low.
>Dick suddenly massive in comparison.
#262 to #247 - BlackOps
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#232 - agonizinglulz
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(05/12/2012) [-]
YFW When she see's your average sized dick.
#234 to #232 - jukajuk
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(05/12/2012) [-]
"see is"
#240 to #232 - pistro
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(05/12/2012) [-]
When when, huh?
#217 - rollmania
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(05/12/2012) [-]
**rollmania rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at The Truth. ** mfw
#188 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Judging most comments, most guys here seems to never had sex... We don't SEE the dick during sex at all unless oral (which is uncommon). If a girl gets penetrated, she can't FEEL if the dick is big or not...
#223 to #188 - awkwardsauce
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(05/12/2012) [-]
You are a ******* idiot. More often than not the girl will see the dick.

YOU obviously have sex in the pitch dark or coz the dudes placed a paper bag over your ugly head.
#192 to #188 - masterboll
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(05/12/2012) [-]
you know the rules, anon
#212 to #188 - moosic
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#190 to #188 - rjgnal
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(05/12/2012) [-]
judging by your comment, you never had sex either. you only got raped. from behind.
#193 to #190 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Wow, you are truly a bunch of stupid kids... Dick size doesn't matter... at all
#224 to #193 - awkwardsauce
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(05/12/2012) [-]
So you wouldn't mind getting penetrated by a three inch pencil dick then?

Or if size really doesn't matter then I guess you would be happy to be rammed in the pussy by a 10 inch dick with a girth of 8 inches?

You silly wench.
#197 to #193 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
That's what people with small dicks say to reassure themselves...
#198 to #197 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Wtf, im a girl and i don't give a **** either...
#204 to #198 - molestingbabys
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(05/12/2012) [-]
you're a girl and don't give a **** about your penis length.....


girl+penis?
#194 to #193 - asterael
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(05/12/2012) [-]
No one wants sex with a cocktail sausage.
#199 to #194 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
So... You would rather have sex with a salami?
#297 to #199 - asterael
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(05/13/2012) [-]
Sometimes the taste of salami is orgasmic so I suppose I would to have double the pleasure.