donkey and the well. repost i know deal with it. The donkey and the well One day, a donkey fell into a well if The animal cried piteously for hours as the farme donke well

donkey and the well

repost i know deal with it

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The donkey and the well
One day, a donkey fell
into a well if
The animal cried
piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to
figure out what to do
Finally, he decided the
donkey was old, and the
Well, needed to be
covered up anyway; it
just wasn' t worth it to
retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his
neighbors to come over
and help him. They all
grabbed a shovel and
began to shovel dirt into
the well.
At first, the donkey
realized what was
happening and cried
horribly. Then, to
everyone' s amazement
he quieted down. The
wise animal hit on a
plan. q
As each spadeful of dirt
hit his back, the donkey
would shake it off and
take a step up on the
growing mound of
earth. Eventually, the
mound grow high
enough for him to step
out the well and happily
trotted off!
Life is going to shovel
dirt on you, all kinds of
dirt. The trick to getting
out of the well is to
shake it off and take a
step up. We can get out
of the deepest well by
not stopping and never
giving up. Just shake it
off and take a step up.
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Submitted: 05/11/2012
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User avatar #1 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (05/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Except.. Im not a donkey...
#30 - watsonthewise (05/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Donkey in a well?   
Donkey in a well?

#41 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-]
Or you could just bring other people down with you, murder them, and use their bodies to get to the top.
User avatar #28 - mikeminimac (05/12/2012) [-]
Then the farmer hit the donkey with his shovel because, well, the donkey was old and needed to go. MORAL OF THE STORY: Try as you might, sometimes someone will just hit you with a shovel.
#19 - baconsauruses (05/12/2012) [-]
So basically Ass-Hole?
#38 - qtipd (05/12/2012) [-]
"... and then the donkey murdered everyone who tried to bury him alive"
#11 - asortthree (05/11/2012) [-]
the **** is up with this 9gag pityful **** , **** THE DONKEY
User avatar #8 - twistedcricket (05/11/2012) [-]
In other words, when life sucks, Move your ass!
#7 - visualmind (05/11/2012) [-]
god, how i was expecting an asshole pun
User avatar #12 - xfresherassassinx (05/11/2012) [-]
so when the donkey fell in a well, is that the word asshole came from?
#39 - kirafivefoursix (05/12/2012) [-]
********** being buried alive is like my worst fear
#33 - Charjaco (05/12/2012) [-]
are you suggesting that i am an ass?
#32 - peporepo (05/12/2012) [-]
#13 - newprinny ONLINE (05/12/2012) [-]
so what you're saying is:
"Wipe that dirt off your shoulder."
#10 - lordlucifer ONLINE (05/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ok wise words, now tell me what if they left it to starve?
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User avatar #20 - flashcookies (05/12/2012) [-]
What happens when they decide to stop shoveling dirt half way?
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