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#265 - derpalots

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#521 to #265 - thatsmevictory

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#458 to #265 - roflzombie

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nuff said

#447 to #265 - therandumbguy

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#444 to #265 - cannonassult

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i put this up because **** you

#438 to #265 - dragonock

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#435 to #265 - spoonfedman

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#518 to #435 - thatsmevictory

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I sent you a friend-thingymajiggles.
Now accept, and we shall be together forever!!!

#527 to #518 - spoonfedman

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Prepare your genitals for my arrival. I shall be accompanied by alcohol and assorted pastries, as well. Afterwards we shall bathe in caramel, as is the custom of my people.

Spoonfedman,
sincerely

#427 to #265 - awesomesaucebanana

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copypasta

#420 to #265 - Mawxter

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The biggest joke that exists today is feminism. Please, kill yourself.

#403 to #265 - fatemah

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****. your back? remember what i told you last time bitch!?
get the fyck out of funnyjunk. the women on funnyjunk understand men.like me :3 and no they will only call you a cumdumpster if your a slut. did you try every single man in this world ya whore? and as if we give a **** what sexuality you are
bitch you dont deserve to be in this world go rot in hell! theres a reason y i cover myself up when i go mall or something because i want men to respect me. and they do they look at me and smile at me and i smile back :) and i respect all men. your judging em. go back under the rock you were living in.

#399 to #265 - derpyhuman

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1. your are a troll
2. this is a copypasta
3. it speaks truth for some men
4. a world without men = a world that will die
5. no one on the internet would give a ****.

#406 to #399 - fatemah

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lol agreed!

#396 to #265 - combatarms

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show me them
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It ain't tits, but deal with it

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#391 to #265 - AceofHearts

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"I would become a woman, just for this to happen."
That is said by the infamous derpalots! Wait, that's you! Remember saying that? You were #149 in the comments of this content "funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/Every+Whovians+dream+I+think/BytRGOl/"

#389 to #265 - dirrrtjump

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Never gonna give a ****,
never gonna ..

#387 to #265 - anon id: 098e437d

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This 'paradise' wouldn't last long because, how would you repopulate the Earth, have sex with animals?

#394 to #387 - anon id: 6e066db7

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Not a bad idea...

#384 to #265 - anon id: 6e066db7

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Take it all. Take it all like a big girl.

#388 to #384 - anon id: 6e066db7

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Daddy loves you takin' it all in, cumdumpster.

#383 to #265 - AceofHearts

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"I heard she's a lesbian." "That just means she likes what I like."

#374 to #265 - dirrrtjump

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I DONT GIVE SE ****.

#372 to #265 - AceofHearts

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#371 to #265 - immabatman **User deleted account**

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#369 to #265 - alessandrodemrtino

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Isn't time to go kick start your vibrator, or roll some tampons?

#368 to #265 - anon id: 3494d894

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<---------------this is you

#363 to #265 - xluna

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#356 to #265 - jamespowell

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silly cunt, this is a copy paste failure of a troll
i made this for the last person to try this
[ignore my failure at spelling coffee]

#348 to #265 - anon id: 8ab1bbf7

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you caused a humongous ******* *********
10/10

#346 to #265 - theFbomb

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I don't know what you are, but you should not exist.

#344 to #265 - anon id: 3494d894

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You are not a lesbian

You are a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

#339 to #265 - memberforcontent

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>man askes woman if she needs help
>I DONT NEED HELP FROM YOU
>shoves man
>man is 6'7"
>he stands and takes it
>WOMAN ARE FAR MOR CAPABLE THEN MEN HERE
>man agrees, vowing never to enter the kitchen and ask a woman if she needs help making a sammich ever again
> her face when

#338 to #265 - pieofdoomballz

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I literally called a girl a cumdumpster earlier today and all she said was
"lol thats funny"

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#329 to #265 - anon id: 3494d894

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GO BACK TO 9GAG, FAGGOT!!

#332 to #329 - theseanse

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I..think you mean something else. That was not in the slightest relevant to the situation.

#327 to #265 - theseanse

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I wouldn't mind a world without men either, because then pieces of **** like yourself Siece to exist! Have a nice day, cuntflopper.

#326 to #265 - anon id: 9feafd98

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shhh. in the next 2 hours im going to show you how all of your problems can be solved by my penis.

#321 to #265 - dudeperson

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You said your name was john and you had a hot girlfriend and now you said you are a lesbian and that you hate men

You lying piece of ****

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I doubt its just a troll.

#364 to #321 - anon id: 2fb50cf0

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and the fact that this person is in highschool in one comment and and a navy seal in another

#316 to #265 - krazy_kid286

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Nice try, troll.

+1 for effort though!

#314 to #265 - Noah

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This is just a copypasta.

#313 to #265 - dudeperson

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What the **** did us men do?

#461 to #313 - dragonock

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#306 to #265 - killedkenny

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Just, no.

#302 to #265 - missladylyn

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If you`re a lesbian then honey you sure as hell haven`t met the right MAN yet. Seems to me like you`ve been ******* around with little BOYS. Trust me. There ARE still good men in this world. You just have to know where to look and DO NOT be picky. Nobody is perfect, but you certainly shouldn`t be with an asshole. Show these men that you deserve respect, not by being a bitch, but by being a strong and real woman. :)

#319 to #302 - derpalots

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#525 to #319 - thatsmevictory

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#413 to #319 - fatemah

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**** you too whore.

#395 to #319 - anon id: 15120cdb

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4 Words... Back to the kitchen!

#362 to #319 - Fagela

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Have fun killing off the enitre population of the earth, without men, you dun ****** up.

#347 to #319 - spoonfedman

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#531 to #347 - thatsmevictory

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My vagina is prepared for your glory.

#544 to #531 - spoonfedman

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Then let coitus begin! May our combined lust set the Earth's atmosphere ablaze, my sultry maiden! I shall grasp your jiggling jubilant jugs of joy with reckless abandon, and -

. . .

It would appear I excited myself to the point of release. Your help in this matter was greatly appreciated.

SINcerely,
fedspoonman

#545 to #544 - thatsmevictory

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#550 to #545 - spoonfedman

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DAT HAUNCH

#552 to #550 - thatsmevictory

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#556 to #552 - spoonfedman

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#569 to #556 - thatsmevictory

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#567 to #556 - thatsmevictory

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#571 to #567 - spoonfedman

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I DID THIS FOR YOU

REMEMBER THAT

I DID IT FOR YOU

#572 to #571 - thatsmevictory

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Swagity don't take no ***** from no *****.

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#562 to #558 - spoonfedman

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#342 to #319 - spoonfedman

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#337 to #319 - IllpostThisShit

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In addition to my previous comment (because I only read half before commenting)

How dare you be so rude as to go and openly insult someone that is trying help you out and is the only one here that isn't calling you an idiot.

#335 to #319 - missladylyn

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I was trying to be on your side, but if you were so smart you would`ve read my name "MISSLADYLYN". So obviously I`m not a man... 0_o

#334 to #319 - IllpostThisShit

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They are giving you advice, why are you insulting them?

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#345 to #334 - anon id: 6e066db7

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Feminists. They're *********. They believe everything a man says is just an attempt to get in their pants.

#351 to #345 - IllpostThisShit

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you could not be more correct, madam.

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#297 to #265 - DevilsCalling

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oh a let me add a world without men would leave a single generation of women have fun reproducing without the Y chromosome, i could go on...but your one of those stupid feminists...trying to talk to you is like talking to idk a brainless brick wall...or something like a table...something that doesnt have a brain....really anything like that

#296 to #265 - whiskerbiscut

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**whiskerbiscut rolled a random image posted in comment #148 at Twelve ** TITS OR GTFO!

#291 to #265 - subaqueousreach

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"without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally"

"no crime, no wars and everyone"

"no wars"

Right, because women have never gotten into an over dramatic fight over absolutely nothing...

#286 to #265 - vampthefurry

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it's funny, because not lebians
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3683188/GIRLS+WITH+BIG...+Caution/463#463

#282 to #265 - dubmaster

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tits or gtfo

#281 to #265 - eldinarcus

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derpalots has to be trolling. No feminist could survive on the internet.

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#275 to #265 - anon id: a7296cde

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tits or gtfo and while your at it, get me some ******* coffee you dumbass without men there would be no world, your here because a man ****** a girl, shut the **** up and get over your "righteous" self

#274 to #265 - pyrothermal

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Nice copypasta, bro.

#272 to #265 - LMNeren

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Tits or gtfo.

#271 to #265 - FUUUU

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Oh **** me, not this again.

#270 to #265 - DevilsCalling

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shut up and show us your tits then get back to the kitchen cumdumpster

#382 to #270 - dirrrtjump

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do i smell ger-MAN?

#392 to #382 - DevilsCalling

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i dont get it...im german....yes......

#581 to #392 - dirrrtjump

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vergiss.

#583 to #581 - DevilsCalling

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what the **** are you babeling about

#269 to #265 - animepost

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TITS OR GTFO.

#268 to #265 - IamEllis

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Woman can be just as cruel and what makes you think ALL men are like the ones you described? Thats stereotyping. You just give other women a bad name. Obvious troll is obvious

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#352 to #267 - maattb

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What is so bad about feminists? I hope you don't think feminists and misandrists are the same types of people. I have had teachers that have been self-proclaimed "feminists". One of them was great, the other.. she didn't hate men but blamed them for things. I don't like "feminism" because it's all about women's rights and not human rights but that doesn't mean we should hate the individuals that are feminists. Either way this person is just copy and pasting that rant from somewhere else and besides, people that go lesbian based on their hated of men are sad. It's like "OH, THESE GUYS TREATED ME BAD SO ALL GUYS ARE BAD AND I'M GONNA ONLY DATE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY GET ME BLAH BLAH-". My teacher did this group work one time where we had to come up with the first words that came to our head when we saw a specific type of person. Two ALL women groups got "men" and "women" as their topic. Yea, that went over well. When they were done describing men I said "Who (the ****) are you hanging around with that they act this way around and towards you?" The class was 15 girls and 5 guys. I was the only guy that spoke English properly. That was a fun class.. Sorry for the paragraph.

TL;DR: Feminism and Misandry and two different things. The rant was a copypasta. One of my teachers is an idiot.

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#398 to #380 - maattb

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" were actually written by women and all men took credit for every single great discovery that women did". This. You have no idea how many times I have heard this. My girlfriend and I both take nursing (She is in Uni, I am in college) and I have heard that so. many. times. A speaker went to her school to talk about men and nursing. He had proof that men actually were nurses first(historical proof) and that people such as Florence Nightingale did nothing to REALLY help. People in her class were offended and outraged and said he was a liar even though he had the facts to back it up. Still, "feminist extremists" tend to be misandrists. They hate men. They are not feminists. They are idiots. I probably won't be a able to change your mind on it, which is fine, to each is their own, just don't hate all feminists. Some of them are pretty cool girls. They don't blame men and doesn't afraid of anything. It saddens me that the definition of feminism is basically that women should get equal rights. It doesn't matter if women may be treated more unequally. Humans as a whole should be equal.

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#553 to #277 - phonerstonerboner

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Bitch, please. One cannot be a guerrilla fighter and a sniper. And Navy SEALS are not allowed to say any of that information even if you are an ex-SEAL. So please, if you say something like this, copy and paste it like everything else you have said. Oh and NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR FLAT CHEST.

#543 to #277 - therandumbguy

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Super cool story bro. now get back to making one of these

#528 to #277 - thatsmevictory

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#450 to #277 - roflzombie

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#418 to #277 - fatemah

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bro come at me i live in new zealand auckland massey.ill give you my address and say this to my face, no one messes with funnyjunkers. there the only family i got left.

#417 to #277 - anon id: 15120cdb

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so your in the navy seals and you have horrible grammar? the navy seals have mostly men and you hate every man lol. your grammar is retarded like your brain and your words are very untrue. you make me laugh... alot

#402 to #277 - AceofHearts

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How did you do all this from the kitchen?

#353 to #277 - anon id: 6e066db7

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Gorilla warfare....Geurilla

#390 to #353 - omfgitsstsix

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Guerrilla*

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#358 to #343 - goonmcnasty

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Yeah i can't believe it's working so easily. I mean jesus, "Gorilla warfare"? *Guerilla. So clearly "she" is trained to go to war against Gorilla's or is massively confused. OR, it's a male troll who is lying.

#428 to #358 - betothetroll

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so shes trained in gorilla warfare? gorillas will rustle their jimmies!

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#385 to #377 - goonmcnasty

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Yeah i don't like to brag but... They're just created a new British Navy Megalodon division and... they saw me playing football for my team and just had to have me, so...

Pic related, its me ******* bitches

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#323 to #277 - IllpostThisShit

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You do not have the entire arsenal of the US marine Corps at your disposal.
You are not the top sniper in the entire us army.
I doubt that your "spies" colud be ****** to trace a guys IP and assault raid him etc because he said he doesn't like feminists.
Someone that has done countless top secret operations would not reveal that they have done so.
There are only 57 ways to kill someone with nothing but your bear hands.
You may be a feminist, but you are also a LIAR.

#315 to #277 - DevilsCalling

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your a navy seal? yea well i trained with the super secret invisible unicorn army that i can only see and touch. they taught me 1001 ways to destroy a testicle. im an expert in feather dusting weaponry. we are all shaking in our boots. 'secret' missions against the towel heads...REALLY since a real navy seal would know that you cant say **** about that stuff. oh not to mention a real navy seal is not a whiny bitch like you..im a navy seal grr im mad im going to talk to the fake people and im going bomb your house blah blah blah shut the **** up

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#308 to #277 - anon id: 01fd3e45

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HAHA this was in some youtube comment. The guy responded and said "what the **** is ""gorilla"" warfare you mean gurillea warfare?"

Nice copypasta

#318 to #308 - maattb

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I remember seeing it too anon. Good memory.

#307 to #277 - creechie

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**** off.

#305 to #277 - thefordman

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#300 to #277 - anon id: 68ffee95

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While your at it, get me to you wanna-be faggot

#299 to #277 - paintballgun

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ok ok can you calm down please. i know you're angry and stuff but, there is no need for a whole arsenal of weapons on one single person that probably doesn't even deserve a reaction that big you can just punch him to death. I am on no side of this war in this thread I just want you to calm down.

#295 to #277 - iraultima

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