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    #265 - derpalots
    -68
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    #521 to #265 - thatsmevictory
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    #458 to #265 - roflzombie
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    nuff said
    nuff said
    #447 to #265 - therandumbguy
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    #444 to #265 - cannonassult
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    i put this up because **** you
    i put this up because **** you
    #438 to #265 - dragonock
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    #435 to #265 - spoonfedman
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#518 to #435 - thatsmevictory
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I sent you a friend-thingymajiggles.
    Now accept, and we shall be together forever!!!
    #527 to #518 - spoonfedman
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Prepare your genitals for my arrival. I shall be accompanied by alcohol and assorted pastries, as well. Afterwards we shall bathe in caramel, as is the custom of my people.

    Spoonfedman,
    sincerely


    #427 to #265 - awesomesaucebanana
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    copypasta
    copypasta
    User avatar#420 to #265 - Mawxter
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    The biggest joke that exists today is feminism. Please, kill yourself.
    #403 to #265 - fatemah
    Reply+5
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    ****. your back? remember what i told you last time bitch!?
    get the fyck out of funnyjunk. the women on funnyjunk understand men.like me :3 and no they will only call you a cumdumpster if your a slut. did you try every single man in this world ya whore? and as if we give a **** what sexuality you are
    bitch you dont deserve to be in this world go rot in hell! theres a reason y i cover myself up when i go mall or something because i want men to respect me. and they do they look at me and smile at me and i smile back :) and i respect all men. your judging em. go back under the rock you were living in.
    #399 to #265 - derpyhuman
    Reply+7
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    1. your are a troll   
2. this is a copypasta   
3. it speaks truth for some men   
4. a world without men = a world that will die   
5. no one on the internet would give a ****.
    1. your are a troll
    2. this is a copypasta
    3. it speaks truth for some men
    4. a world without men = a world that will die
    5. no one on the internet would give a ****.
    #406 to #399 - fatemah
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    lol agreed!
    #397 to #265 - anon id: 3494d894
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    This image was flagged 02/05/2014
    #415 to #405 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Thumb up, obviously. The fact that it was an actual one just makes it more meaningful.
    #396 to #265 - combatarms
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    show me them    
<---------
    show me them
    <---------
    #407 to #396 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    It ain't tits, but deal with it
    It ain't tits, but deal with it
    #401 to #396 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    #391 to #265 - AceofHearts
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    &quot;I would become a woman, just for this to happen.&quot;    
That is said by the infamous derpalots! Wait, that's you! Remember saying that? You were #149 in the comments of this content &quot;funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/Every+Whovians+dream+I+think/BytRGOl/&quot;
    "I would become a woman, just for this to happen."
    That is said by the infamous derpalots! Wait, that's you! Remember saying that? You were #149 in the comments of this content "funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/Every+Whovians+dream+I+think/BytRGOl/"

    #389 to #265 - dirrrtjump
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Never gonna give a ****,    
never gonna ..
    Never gonna give a ****,
    never gonna ..
    #387 to #265 - anon id: 098e437d
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    This 'paradise' wouldn't last long because, how would you repopulate the Earth, have sex with animals?
    #394 to #387 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Not a bad idea...
    Not a bad idea...
    #384 to #265 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Take it all. Take it all like a big girl.
    Take it all. Take it all like a big girl.
    #388 to #384 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Daddy loves you takin' it all in, cumdumpster.
    Daddy loves you takin' it all in, cumdumpster.
    #383 to #265 - AceofHearts
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    &quot;I heard she's a lesbian.&quot; &quot;That just means she likes what I like.&quot;
    "I heard she's a lesbian." "That just means she likes what I like."
    #374 to #265 - dirrrtjump
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I DONT GIVE SE ****.
    I DONT GIVE SE ****.
    #372 to #265 - AceofHearts
    Reply+4
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    #371 to #265 - immabatman**User deleted account**
    +5
    has deleted their comment [-]
    #369 to #265 - alessandrodemrtino
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Isn't time to go kick start your vibrator, or roll some tampons?
    Isn't time to go kick start your vibrator, or roll some tampons?
    #368 to #265 - anon id: 3494d894
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    &lt;---------------this is you
    <---------------this is you
    #363 to #265 - xluna
    Reply+5
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture

    #356 to #265 - jamespowell
    Reply+5
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    silly cunt, this is a copy paste failure of a troll    
i made this for the last person to try this   
[ignore my failure at spelling coffee]
    silly cunt, this is a copy paste failure of a troll
    i made this for the last person to try this
    [ignore my failure at spelling coffee]
    #348 to #265 - anon id: 8ab1bbf7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    you caused a humongous ******* *********
    10/10
    User avatar#346 to #265 - theFbomb
    Reply+5
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I don't know what you are, but you should not exist.
    #344 to #265 - anon id: 3494d894
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    You are not a lesbian   
   
You are a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!   
   
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!
    You are not a lesbian

    You are a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!

    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!
    #339 to #265 - memberforcontent
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    &gt;man askes woman if she needs help   
&gt;I DONT NEED HELP FROM YOU   
&gt;shoves man   
&gt;man is 6'7&quot;   
&gt;he stands and takes it   
&gt;WOMAN ARE FAR MOR CAPABLE THEN MEN HERE   
&gt;man agrees, vowing never to enter the kitchen and ask a woman if she needs help making a sammich ever again   
&gt; her face when
    >man askes woman if she needs help
    >I DONT NEED HELP FROM YOU
    >shoves man
    >man is 6'7"
    >he stands and takes it
    >WOMAN ARE FAR MOR CAPABLE THEN MEN HERE
    >man agrees, vowing never to enter the kitchen and ask a woman if she needs help making a sammich ever again
    > her face when
    User avatar#338 to #265 - pieofdoomballz
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I literally called a girl a cumdumpster earlier today and all she said was
    "lol thats funny"
    #333 to #265 - anon id: 232b3ba1
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture

    #329 to #265 - anon id: 3494d894
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    GO BACK TO 9GAG, FAGGOT!!
    User avatar#332 to #329 - theseanse
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I..think you mean something else. That was not in the slightest relevant to the situation.
    #327 to #265 - theseanse
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I wouldn't mind a world without men either, because then pieces of **** like yourself Siece to exist! Have a nice day, cuntflopper.
    I wouldn't mind a world without men either, because then pieces of **** like yourself Siece to exist! Have a nice day, cuntflopper.
    #326 to #265 - anon id: 9feafd98
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    shhh. in the next 2 hours im going to show you how all of your problems can be solved by my penis.
    #321 to #265 - dudeperson
    Reply+10
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    You said your name was john and you had a hot girlfriend and now you said you are a lesbian and that you hate men

    You lying piece of ****
    #386 to #321 - anon id: 15120cdb
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I doubt its just a troll.
    #364 to #321 - anon id: 2fb50cf0
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    and the fact that this person is in highschool in one comment and and a navy seal in another
    User avatar#316 to #265 - krazy_kid286
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Nice try, troll.

    +1 for effort though!
    User avatar#314 to #265 - Noah
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    This is just a copypasta.
    #313 to #265 - dudeperson
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    What the **** did us men do?
    What the **** did us men do?
    #461 to #313 - dragonock
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture

    #306 to #265 - killedkenny
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Just, no.
    Just, no.
    User avatar#302 to #265 - missladylyn
    Reply+4
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    If you`re a lesbian then honey you sure as hell haven`t met the right MAN yet. Seems to me like you`ve been ******* around with little BOYS. Trust me. There ARE still good men in this world. You just have to know where to look and DO NOT be picky. Nobody is perfect, but you certainly shouldn`t be with an asshole. Show these men that you deserve respect, not by being a bitch, but by being a strong and real woman. :)
    #319 to #302 - derpalots
    -8
    has deleted their comment [-]
    #525 to #319 - thatsmevictory
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture

    #413 to #319 - fatemah
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    **** you too whore.
    #395 to #319 - anon id: 15120cdb
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    4 Words... Back to the kitchen!
    User avatar#362 to #319 - Fagela
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Have fun killing off the enitre population of the earth, without men, you dun ****** up.
    #347 to #319 - spoonfedman
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#531 to #347 - thatsmevictory
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    My vagina is prepared for your glory.
    #544 to #531 - spoonfedman
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Then let coitus begin! May our combined lust set the Earth's atmosphere ablaze, my sultry maiden! I shall grasp your jiggling jubilant jugs of joy with reckless abandon, and -

    . . .

    It would appear I excited myself to the point of release. Your help in this matter was greatly appreciated.

    SINcerely,
    fedspoonman
    #545 to #544 - thatsmevictory
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    #550 to #545 - spoonfedman
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    DAT HAUNCH
    DAT HAUNCH
    #552 to #550 - thatsmevictory
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture

    #556 to #552 - spoonfedman
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    #569 to #556 - thatsmevictory
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture

    #567 to #556 - thatsmevictory
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    #571 to #567 - spoonfedman
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I DID THIS FOR YOU   
   
REMEMBER THAT   
   
I DID IT FOR YOU
    I DID THIS FOR YOU

    REMEMBER THAT

    I DID IT FOR YOU
    #572 to #571 - thatsmevictory
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Swagity don't take no ***** from no *****.
    Swagity don't take no ***** from no *****.
    #558 to #556 - anon id: 3494d894
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture

    #562 to #558 - spoonfedman
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture

    #342 to #319 - spoonfedman
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#337 to #319 - IllpostThisShit
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    In addition to my previous comment (because I only read half before commenting)

    How dare you be so rude as to go and openly insult someone that is trying help you out and is the only one here that isn't calling you an idiot.
    User avatar#335 to #319 - missladylyn
    Reply+4
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I was trying to be on your side, but if you were so smart you would`ve read my name "MISSLADYLYN". So obviously I`m not a man... 0_o
    User avatar#334 to #319 - IllpostThisShit
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    They are giving you advice, why are you insulting them?
    #349 to #334 - IllpostThisShit
    0
    has deleted their comment [-]
    #345 to #334 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Feminists. They're *********. They believe everything a man says is just an attempt to get in their pants.
    User avatar#351 to #345 - IllpostThisShit
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    you could not be more correct, madam.
    #361 to #351 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    This image was flagged 07/24/2012
    #378 to #366 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Lovin' how you're speaking like a sir... .jpg
    #373 to #366 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Dolan + epilespsy = Fun for the non epileptic viewers
    Dolan + epilespsy = Fun for the non epileptic viewers
    #330 to #319 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#297 to #265 - DevilsCalling
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    oh a let me add a world without men would leave a single generation of women have fun reproducing without the Y chromosome, i could go on...but your one of those stupid feminists...trying to talk to you is like talking to idk a brainless brick wall...or something like a table...something that doesnt have a brain....really anything like that
    #336 to #297 - anon id: 6e066db7
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    This image was flagged 11/03/2013
    #296 to #265 - whiskerbiscut
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    **whiskerbiscut rolled a random image posted in comment #148 at Twelve ** TITS OR GTFO!
    **whiskerbiscut rolled a random image posted in comment #148 at Twelve ** TITS OR GTFO!
    User avatar#291 to #265 - subaqueousreach
    Reply+9
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    "without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally"

    "no crime, no wars and everyone"

    "no wars"

    Right, because women have never gotten into an over dramatic fight over absolutely nothing...
    #286 to #265 - vampthefurry
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    it's funny, because not lebians   
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3683188/GIRLS+WITH+BIG...+Caution/463#463
    it's funny, because not lebians
    funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3683188/GIRLS+WITH+BIG...+Caution/463#463
    #282 to #265 - dubmaster
    Reply+8
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    tits or gtfo
    User avatar#281 to #265 - eldinarcus
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    derpalots has to be trolling. No feminist could survive on the internet.
    #280 to #265 - mattyran
    +10
    has deleted their comment [-]
    #279 to #265 - stizz**User deleted account**
    +10
    has deleted their comment [-]
    #275 to #265 - anon id: a7296cde
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    tits or gtfo and while your at it, get me some ******* coffee you dumbass without men there would be no world, your here because a man ****** a girl, shut the **** up and get over your "righteous" self
    #274 to #265 - pyrothermal
    Reply+5
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Nice copypasta, bro.
    Nice copypasta, bro.
    #272 to #265 - LMNeren
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Tits or gtfo.
    Tits or gtfo.
    #271 to #265 - FUUUU
    Reply+5
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Oh **** me, not this again.
    Oh **** me, not this again.
    User avatar#270 to #265 - DevilsCalling
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    shut up and show us your tits then get back to the kitchen cumdumpster
    User avatar#382 to #270 - dirrrtjump
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    do i smell ger-MAN?
    User avatar#392 to #382 - DevilsCalling
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    i dont get it...im german....yes......
    User avatar#581 to #392 - dirrrtjump
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    vergiss.
    User avatar#583 to #581 - DevilsCalling
    Reply0
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    what the **** are you babeling about
    #269 to #265 - animepost
    Reply+3
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    TITS OR GTFO.
    TITS OR GTFO.
    User avatar#268 to #265 - IamEllis
    Reply+1
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Woman can be just as cruel and what makes you think ALL men are like the ones you described? Thats stereotyping. You just give other women a bad name. Obvious troll is obvious
    #267 to #265 - TheAnonymousRebel**User deleted account**
    +16
    has deleted their comment [-]
    User avatar#352 to #267 - maattb
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    What is so bad about feminists? I hope you don't think feminists and misandrists are the same types of people. I have had teachers that have been self-proclaimed "feminists". One of them was great, the other.. she didn't hate men but blamed them for things. I don't like "feminism" because it's all about women's rights and not human rights but that doesn't mean we should hate the individuals that are feminists. Either way this person is just copy and pasting that rant from somewhere else and besides, people that go lesbian based on their hated of men are sad. It's like "OH, THESE GUYS TREATED ME BAD SO ALL GUYS ARE BAD AND I'M GONNA ONLY DATE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY GET ME BLAH BLAH-". My teacher did this group work one time where we had to come up with the first words that came to our head when we saw a specific type of person. Two ALL women groups got "men" and "women" as their topic. Yea, that went over well. When they were done describing men I said "Who (the ****) are you hanging around with that they act this way around and towards you?" The class was 15 girls and 5 guys. I was the only guy that spoke English properly. That was a fun class.. Sorry for the paragraph.

    TL;DR: Feminism and Misandry and two different things. The rant was a copypasta. One of my teachers is an idiot.
    #380 to #352 - TheAnonymousRebel**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#398 to #380 - maattb
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    " were actually written by women and all men took credit for every single great discovery that women did". This. You have no idea how many times I have heard this. My girlfriend and I both take nursing (She is in Uni, I am in college) and I have heard that so. many. times. A speaker went to her school to talk about men and nursing. He had proof that men actually were nurses first(historical proof) and that people such as Florence Nightingale did nothing to REALLY help. People in her class were offended and outraged and said he was a liar even though he had the facts to back it up. Still, "feminist extremists" tend to be misandrists. They hate men. They are not feminists. They are idiots. I probably won't be a able to change your mind on it, which is fine, to each is their own, just don't hate all feminists. Some of them are pretty cool girls. They don't blame men and doesn't afraid of anything. It saddens me that the definition of feminism is basically that women should get equal rights. It doesn't matter if women may be treated more unequally. Humans as a whole should be equal.
    #277 to #267 - derpalots
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    #553 to #277 - phonerstonerboner
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Bitch, please. One cannot be a guerrilla fighter and a sniper. And Navy SEALS are not allowed to say any of that information even if you are an ex-SEAL. So please, if you say something like this, copy and paste it like everything else you have said. Oh and NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR FLAT CHEST.
    Bitch, please. One cannot be a guerrilla fighter and a sniper. And Navy SEALS are not allowed to say any of that information even if you are an ex-SEAL. So please, if you say something like this, copy and paste it like everything else you have said. Oh and NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR FLAT CHEST.
    #543 to #277 - therandumbguy
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Super cool story bro. now get back to making one of these
    Super cool story bro. now get back to making one of these
    #528 to #277 - thatsmevictory
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    #450 to #277 - roflzombie
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    #418 to #277 - fatemah
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    bro come at me i live in new zealand auckland massey.ill give you my address and say this to my face, no one messes with funnyjunkers. there the only family i got left.
    #417 to #277 - anon id: 15120cdb
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    so your in the navy seals and you have horrible grammar? the navy seals have mostly men and you hate every man lol. your grammar is retarded like your brain and your words are very untrue. you make me laugh... alot
    User avatar#402 to #277 - AceofHearts
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    How did you do all this from the kitchen?
    #353 to #277 - anon id: 6e066db7
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Gorilla warfare....Geurilla
    Gorilla warfare....Geurilla
    User avatar#390 to #353 - omfgitsstsix
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Guerrilla*
    #343 to #277 - fredobob**User deleted account**
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    #358 to #343 - goonmcnasty
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Yeah i can't believe it's working so easily. I mean jesus, &quot;Gorilla warfare&quot;? *Guerilla. So clearly &quot;she&quot; is trained to go to war against Gorilla's or is massively confused. OR, it's a male troll who is lying.
    Yeah i can't believe it's working so easily. I mean jesus, "Gorilla warfare"? *Guerilla. So clearly "she" is trained to go to war against Gorilla's or is massively confused. OR, it's a male troll who is lying.
    #428 to #358 - betothetroll
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    so shes trained in gorilla warfare? gorillas will rustle their jimmies!
    #377 to #358 - fredobob**User deleted account**
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    #385 to #377 - goonmcnasty
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Yeah i don't like to brag but... They're just created a new British Navy Megalodon division and... they saw me playing football for my team and just had to have me, so...   
   
Pic related, its me ******* bitches
    Yeah i don't like to brag but... They're just created a new British Navy Megalodon division and... they saw me playing football for my team and just had to have me, so...

    Pic related, its me ******* bitches
    #340 to #277 - anon id: 232b3ba1
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    User avatar#323 to #277 - IllpostThisShit
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    You do not have the entire arsenal of the US marine Corps at your disposal.
    You are not the top sniper in the entire us army.
    I doubt that your "spies" colud be ****** to trace a guys IP and assault raid him etc because he said he doesn't like feminists.
    Someone that has done countless top secret operations would not reveal that they have done so.
    There are only 57 ways to kill someone with nothing but your bear hands.
    You may be a feminist, but you are also a LIAR.
    User avatar#315 to #277 - DevilsCalling
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    your a navy seal? yea well i trained with the super secret invisible unicorn army that i can only see and touch. they taught me 1001 ways to destroy a testicle. im an expert in feather dusting weaponry. we are all shaking in our boots. 'secret' missions against the towel heads...REALLY since a real navy seal would know that you cant say **** about that stuff. oh not to mention a real navy seal is not a whiny bitch like you..im a navy seal grr im mad im going to talk to the fake people and im going bomb your house blah blah blah shut the **** up
    #311 to #277 - katanaquag**User deleted account**
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    #308 to #277 - anon id: 01fd3e45
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    HAHA this was in some youtube comment. The guy responded and said &quot;what the **** is &quot;&quot;gorilla&quot;&quot; warfare you mean gurillea warfare?&quot;   
   
Nice copypasta
    HAHA this was in some youtube comment. The guy responded and said "what the **** is ""gorilla"" warfare you mean gurillea warfare?"

    Nice copypasta


    User avatar#318 to #308 - maattb
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    I remember seeing it too anon. Good memory.
    User avatar#307 to #277 - creechie
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    **** off.
    #305 to #277 - thefordman
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    #300 to #277 - anon id: 68ffee95
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    While your at it, get me to you wanna-be faggot
    User avatar#299 to #277 - paintballgun
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    ok ok can you calm down please. i know you're angry and stuff but, there is no need for a whole arsenal of weapons on one single person that probably doesn't even deserve a reaction that big you can just punch him to death. I am on no side of this war in this thread I just want you to calm down.
    #295 to #277 - iraultima
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    #292 to #277 - TheAnonymousRebel**User deleted account**
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    #287 to #277 - lolfire
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    In the odd chance you aren't a troll....   
**** you and get off my internet. This is no place for opinions.
    In the odd chance you aren't a troll....
    **** you and get off my internet. This is no place for opinions.
    #469 to #287 - anon id: b22952fc
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    on an unrelated note, props for the dragon quest pic.
    on an unrelated note, props for the dragon quest pic.
    #293 to #287 - punkstylee
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    (05/12/2012)[-]
    He's a stupid troll, check his other comments.
    User avatar#301 to #293 - lolfire
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2012)[-]
    Tbh I didn't read them, I just saw "Men disgust me, I'm a lesbian" then a lot of red thumbs...
    Back to the content 'pencil dick.'

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