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#87 - grotlo
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(05/11/2012) [-]
#176 to #87 - hauntzor
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#197 to #176 - RykenX
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(05/11/2012) [-]
You are god's mistake.
You are god's mistake.
#300 to #197 - RykenX
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#344 to #300 - glasstrampoline
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(05/12/2012) [-]
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
#359 to #344 - RykenX
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(05/12/2012) [-]
I try my hardest everyday to give the people the red thumbs they deserve.
I try my hardest everyday to give the people the red thumbs they deserve.
#531 to #300 - hauntzor
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Would you mind telling me what I even did?  It wasn't THAT bad a joke, was it?
Would you mind telling me what I even did? It wasn't THAT bad a joke, was it?
#537 to #531 - grotlo
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(05/13/2012) [-]
Think it was just because it wasn't an original joke. :)
#512 to #531 - RykenX
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(09/21/2012) [-]
it was very bad.
#513 to #512 - hauntzor
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(09/21/2012) [-]
>replying to four month-old comments
#516 to #513 - RykenX
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I wasn't even that great
#515 to #513 - RykenX
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(03/27/2013) [-]
It was still pretty bad dude.
#514 to #513 - RykenX
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Very bad.
#356 to #87 - ghostrollerelite
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(05/12/2012) [-]
wut
#22 - hudsen
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(05/11/2012) [-]
I agree.

Also, good job to Obama for straight up stating that he supports gay marriage.
I am impressed.
#255 to #22 - natawree
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(05/11/2012) [-]
he just wants votes
#81 to #22 - abcbacon
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(05/11/2012) [-]
I'm just glad he said it in time for his celebrity fundraiser! What luck!
#27 to #22 - Ryukenblaze
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Before he became president he supported it, when he was running for office he opposed it, and now he supports it again.

He doesnt really support it, hes just doing whatever will get him more votes
#30 to #27 - chazzxz
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(05/11/2012) [-]
this he just bounces around, he knows hes not getting any votes from anti-gay citizens so he is going for the people that support gays
#491 to #30 - blackhawks
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Meh, although he wouldn't introduce gay marriage federally, at least he wont ban it like Romney would.
#156 to #27 - zeldafaggot
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(05/11/2012) [-]
he's supported gay rights throughout his campaign. he just didn't want to risk his presidency by saying something controversial.
#521 to #156 - chazzxz
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(05/12/2012) [-]
In interviews he has even stated that he changed his mind on the subject recently.
#380 to #27 - Hayzer
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(05/12/2012) [-]
That statement he came out with will lose him more votes than it will gain, he already had the gay vote, he just lost more crazy ******** votes.
#94 to #27 - xiik
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(05/11/2012) [-]
He can't go back on his word now, however.
And that, whether it is true or not that he does, is good.
#38 - mrgoodbunny
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#128 to #38 - retardedtroll
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(05/11/2012) [-]
I guess landing on the moon is some sort of achievement but all it ended up being is a project worth billions just to say "yeah we sent a man to the moon." Not an America hater, just hate their corrupt leaders
#440 to #128 - Sentel
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(05/12/2012) [-]
It wasn't due to corrupt leadership. It was part of a deficit-spending program to lead our country out of debt, as well as to rival the launch of the Sputnik.
#534 to #440 - retardedtroll
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Didn't know that. I was to quick to talk i guess.
#461 to #38 - westylegity
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(05/12/2012) [-]
It isn't your flag either. The flag has been exposed to pure solar radiation which fades colours. That flag is now a white sheet.
Seriously I've pointed this out at least 4 times.
#502 to #461 - sophisticus
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(05/12/2012) [-]
It's still Americas ******* flag.
#89 to #38 - anon
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(05/11/2012) [-]
having a flag on the moon doesn't change how ****** up america is
#98 to #89 - xboxperks
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Suck my flag.
Suck my flag.
#111 to #98 - anon
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(05/11/2012) [-]
first i park my car, then i **** your bitch
#86 to #38 - kimilsungftw
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Art thou mad, male sibling?
#368 to #86 - jayspice
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Correct me if I'me wrong, but wasn't this picture faked or meant to be misleading?
I remember hearing about that somewhere.
#525 to #368 - kimilsungftw
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(05/12/2012) [-]
Actually no, this event actually happened. The Soviets censored the original image because one of the soldiers had two watches, which meant that he looted at least one of them. The Soviets also added more smoke in the background to make the scene more dramatic.

But this picture is the original one, because you can see under the soldier holding the flag is a soldier grabing the flag holder, and that soldier has two watches.

But to answer your question more easily:

Before the Soviet retouch: [url deleted]

After the Soviet retouch:
[url deleted]
#535 to #525 - jayspice
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(05/13/2012) [-]
Nice, thanks. :D
#95 to #86 - anon
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Nuff' said.
#147 - mushkaa
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#2 - drgfresh
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(05/11/2012) [-]
So you want to say that being gay is genetic,
and you choose to be fat?
#48 to #2 - ost
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I'm guessing you are fat.

fatty
#51 to #48 - drgfresh
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(05/11/2012) [-]
slim and fit
#66 to #51 - drgfresh
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(05/11/2012) [-]
why da **** do i get thumbed down for that :/
#139 to #2 - joefishsticks
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Being fat is a choice.
It's the persons choice to overeat and not exercise.
#4 to #2 - shanecos
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(05/11/2012) [-]
If one is gay they cannot choose to be straight,
however fatsos can indeed choose to get healthy/thin.
#11 to #4 - drgfresh
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah but he isn't born like that. He turns gay after some time.
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#15 to #13 - drgfresh
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Yeah but its strange to say that gays are meant to be gay.
It's also strange to say that something in their brain is different

PS, I'm gonna find that little kid that gave me a redthumb and rape him
#85 to #15 - iisammehii
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Ever heard of genetic mutations? It's how people get downs-syndrome.
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#3 to #2 - ihadtoregister
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(05/11/2012) [-]
When your diet consists mostly of fast food and sweets and you never exercise, then yes, you do choose to be fat.
#10 to #3 - drgfresh
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(05/11/2012) [-]
It's more a thing of how your Parents raised you.
#18 to #10 - marvl
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(05/11/2012) [-]
That's pure ********. Parents may raise you to think that your body is fine the way it is, or raise you to think that being fit isn't healthy (even if it is pure ****). But it's still your decision. You can choose to start exercise anytime and thus choose not to be fat. Even if parents keep telling you that you have to stay fat, but you can still choose to exercise and stop being fat. And nobody can stop you.
#19 to #18 - drgfresh
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(05/11/2012) [-]
It's not that they tell you that it's ok to be fat it's that their kids easily adopt their habits.
Haven't you ever seen an obese kid with obese Parents? I'm definitely not speaking of all the fat people around here, I hope that was clear the first time.

I'm going to stop having opinions on here because fj is full of immature kids liking and disliking how they fart.

#20 to #19 - marvl
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(05/11/2012) [-]
So tell me. I have a group of friends. Everytime after school we go and they smoke a cig, I don't. If I started to smoke, it won't be because I'd choose to, but because I adopted my friends habits?
#21 to #20 - drgfresh
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Please read again the Part where I said that I don't mean every fat guy...
I have seen several kids started smoking after they started to hang out with smoking friends, and i have seen kids not started smoking after the hang out with smoking friends. I don't see what you wanted to tell me with that
#23 to #21 - marvl
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I easily wanted to say that: If you have enough willpower, you can choose not to do everything that others do, you can choose to be different than the others. Even if everyone else wants you to do something, they can't change your decision if you have enough willpower. And if you already have a habit, you can always change. (stop smoking, become skinny...) So if you say "It wasn't my decision, everyone wanted me to be like that" Than you aren't worth to be called a man.
#24 to #23 - drgfresh
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(05/11/2012) [-]
totally agree
#228 - frysfrys
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(05/11/2012) [-]
It's pretty much ******* common sense to why homosexuality isn't a choice. Would I really choose a life-style that causes me to fear rejection, causes me to be the outcast, in most cases, and the fear of being made fun of? People are such ******* idiots to claim that homosexuality is a choice. Of course they would say so. They are the ignorant ***** that don't know ****. Homophobia is tearing this country apart. God hates homophobes. Not homosexuals.
#232 to #228 - trolljunkusa
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Look at Lady gaga, thats a choice.
#240 to #232 - frysfrys
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Lady Gaga can continue living her weird and bizarre life. She's a fool and an attention seeker. Just like half of the slutty girls in America. No guy wants them so they become lesbian in hope to find a better life. Lesbians give homosexuals a horrible name.
#335 to #240 - soggycorn
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(05/11/2012) [-]
I disagree with this. Lady Gaga has the choice to live her own life; yes. But that doesn't make her an attention seeker. I won't get into that because it's your opinion and I can respect that.
Let me make what you said about lesbians/homosexuals/slutty girls.
-Slutty girls CHOOSE to be lesbian for attention, male attraction, etc. Legitimate lesbians do not CHOOSE to be lesbian. They were born that way. You can't choose to be gay.
-Lesbians don't give the LGBT community a bad name, it's the slutty girls that do. They plagued the term "bisexual" and immediately made it associated with the attention seeking sluts. The legitimate lesbians and bisexuals have to deal with people like you who say they are the slutty girls.
TL;DR: Slutty girls give lesbians a bad name. Lesbians are homosexual by birth, not choice. Slutty girls have the choice.
#284 to #232 - anon
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(05/11/2012) [-]
His name is "Trolljunkusa" and you guys are still falling for it?
#238 to #232 - anon
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What's your point??
#243 to #238 - trolljunkusa
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Lady Gaga's lifestyle causes her to be an outcast, and be made fun of/being afraid of being made fun of

That was a choice she made.

Homosexuality is also a choice. You don't come out of your mom and get attracted to boys. It develops, then you are given the choice to be gay, or straight. 99% of people have thought about their choice on what sexuality they are.
#254 to #243 - frysfrys
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As a homosexual, it isn't a choice. Yes, not right away are we automatically attracted to guys. But it does become clear over time when you start getting turned on by the same-sex. It's happened to me and when it hit me that I was gay, I automatically rejected it. But you can't continue to reject it. It'll always be apart of you, like a mole, only not visible. That's why, for example, Ricky Martin divorced his wife. He was gay.
#263 to #254 - trolljunkusa
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I understand you might not think it was a choice. But ultimately, it is, as is transgender, as is having sex with a mule. Many scientific studies have been used to determine this

It is possible to be born with it, and it is possible for you to make the choice
#270 to #263 - frysfrys
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Are you really comparing homosexuality with ******* a mule? Horrible analogy. Anyway, if it was a choice, I wouldn't be here right now. I'd probably be ******* my girlfriend. But, nope. I'm gay. Always have been gay, always will be gay. I'm sorry.
#273 to #270 - trolljunkusa
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You could go **** your girlfriend, if you were attracted to that, but as I said, some are born, some make the choice
#253 to #243 - Kellanved
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Could you suddenly change your mind about being straight? Could you suddenly "decide" or "make the choice" to be attracted to the same gender? No, you're hardwired to be attracted to the opposite gender, that's just how you are. And being attracted to the same gender is just how some others are.
#257 to #253 - trolljunkusa
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Actually I could. I could go and kiss a guy right now, I could go have sex with men. I could change my mind about it. I'm capable of doing this. I'm capable of doing what I want
#265 to #257 - Kellanved
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Oh? And would you enjoy that? Would you find it sexually arousing and pleasing? Could you marry a man and spend the rest of your life with him and be happy and love him unconditionally? You are remarkably arrogant to say such a thing and then expect everyone to make the same "choice" you make just because you or your church thinks they should.
#275 to #265 - ivanalmighty
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Kellanved, you are awesome.    
   
Even though Trolljunkusa is going to ignore everything and make up some other lame excuse... I don't think I could have said that better myself. :'D
Kellanved, you are awesome.

Even though Trolljunkusa is going to ignore everything and make up some other lame excuse... I don't think I could have said that better myself. :'D
#289 to #275 - Kellanved
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(05/11/2012) [-]
Thank you ^_^
#279 to #265 - trolljunkusa
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(05/11/2012) [-]
“I gave a speech recently, an empowerment speech to a gay audience, and it included the line ‘I’ve been straight and I’ve been gay, and gay is better." -Cynthia Nixon
#288 to #279 - Kellanved
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(05/11/2012) [-]
You didn't answer my question, and we both know if you answer yes it would be complete and utter bs. Have a nice day, enjoy your prejudicial opinions.
#306 to #279 - anon
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How to tell if you lost the argument: You can't think of a logical reply and decide to show off a quote as if it will actually mean something in your defense, then fail horribly.

You sir, lost the game, so please go **** yourself.
#260 to #243 - anon
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So you're saying people should be what other people want them to be instead of being themselves, good good... Now I want you to be less retarded, stop posting on the internet, and get a life. Will you make this choice because I want you to? Will you make this choice because you're making yourself look like an asshole and everyone's going to thumb you down for it? Go ahead and be a sheep.

Lady GaGa does things her way to prove a point. She can be whatever she wants to be and she won't change because "normal people" want her to. She's giving courage to everyone else while "normal people" beat anyone down for not doing what they're told to do.

You have a choice: Live life happily because it's your only choice or be whatever everyone else says to be. One choice means freedom and the other means you don't get to think for yourself.

TL;DR: Stop being a faggot and get a life. This is the internet, we don't give a **** about your opinion. @ TROLLJUNKUSA
#247 to #243 - anon
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What about gay animals? People who die in certain parts of the world because they're gay?

If it was a choice by people who just wanted to be different, gay people wouldn't exist in parts of the world where they are persecuted, yet they continue to exist.
#248 to #247 - trolljunkusa
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Gay animals is what is an effect from artificial selection.

People who die in certain parts of the world cause they're gay? They try and hide it, people have been for years. It's a choice. let me put it this way


You have a cookie. Your mom says don't eat it till I get home. She leaves

You now have a choice to eat this cookie. Do you eat it? Some will say yes, some will say no.

Some people couldn't give a **** about the consequences. They just do it, because they'd rather die happy
#268 to #248 - ivanalmighty
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You just got served by an Anon, how does it feel?
#259 to #248 - anon
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Terrible example seen as the desire for the cookie isn't a choice. Eating the cookie is a choice, yet the desire for the cookie isn't.

So by that logic choosing to have sex with men IS a choice, but being gay ISN'T a choice.
#269 to #259 - trolljunkusa
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You don't decide what you like and what you don't like? Let's put it this way

You are told day after day, to not choose to take marijuana. Do people? Yes and no. Do they care about the consequences? Yes, but they just want to live their life. there is no desire to smoke marijuana, it is all choice, you choose to be high
#293 to #269 - galkawhm
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I got a job for you. Go out and find a man who makes you hard. Then stop being sexually attracted to him.

If you can do this, that's proof homosexuality is a choice. If you can only do the first one, you're gay or bi and sexuality isn't a choice. If you can't do any of it, you are straight and sexuality isn't a choice.
#309 to #269 - dbrak
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you are entirely mixed up on your argument. you believe that people can choose whether they are gay or straight. that is not true at all. the choice people have is whether they want to live it out or stay in the closet. when you hear about people who have "prayed the gay away", they are really just stuffing their urges and feelings into a box of insecurity. you can't choose what your urges are. you can only choose whether or not you will be proud of who you are.
you are entirely mixed up on your argument. you believe that people can choose whether they are gay or straight. that is not true at all. the choice people have is whether they want to live it out or stay in the closet. when you hear about people who have "prayed the gay away", they are really just stuffing their urges and feelings into a box of insecurity. you can't choose what your urges are. you can only choose whether or not you will be proud of who you are.
#287 to #269 - anon
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Assuming you're straight, what makes you desire to be so? Do you desire vagina that much or do you want vagina because your church says that's all you're allowed to have? What's your reasoning for being straight?

You don't choose what you like and dislike... Do you even understand what you said? You dislike something because UH DUH your body says so. Everyone has different tastebuds and we all react to things differently... Just like being allergic. You can't control what you like/dislike. No matter how much peanut butter you shove down your throat, it won't force you to like it at all. Just like trying to force someone to like vagina or penis... You either like it or you don't. It's not a ******* choice.

Can you stop being retarded? No. Can you pull your head out of your ass to understand this? No.
#283 to #269 - anon
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You can't compare them. I might choose to go out and have sex with men, but it wouldn't mean im gay. If I lusted for men and desired to sleep with men it would mean im gay, even if i didn't sleep with men. It doesn't matter how you act on it, if you want to have sex with men in the first place you're gay, and the initial desire to sleep with men isn't a choice/
#327 to #283 - mrjingles
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Comment Picture

#317 to #228 - anon
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Actually God loves everyone :/
#337 to #228 - anon
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(05/12/2012) [-]
You just like the attention, like those duck faced girls on facebook. So for yo it's pros outweighing the cons cos you like being in the centre of attention.

logiced
#389 - xxdigitalxx
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#392 to #389 - anon
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fixed
#449 to #392 - fennoswede ONLINE
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fukkin true. german engineers all the way
#393 to #389 - anon
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Why are you so obsessed with the moon?
Oh right! On the moon, even fat people feel light like feather!
#404 to #393 - xxdigitalxx
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you make fun of americans, thumbs up
i make fun of americans, thumbs down
#396 to #393 - xxdigitalxx
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#403 to #396 - cynicalskin
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#405 to #403 - anon
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#435 to #405 - combatarms
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#454 to #393 - xxkosukexx
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Why are you so obsessed with cock.
#167 - Dref
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If being gay is genetic, please explain how there is a raise in gayness. Please explain how being gay is a mutation that is helping them survive AND reproduce. and there are just some really fat babies
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#233 to #167 - pukingrainbows
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Then explain ancient Greece.
#186 to #167 - fosforgasxiii
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1. There isn't a raise in gayness. There have always been gays in every culture and age. The only reason why you see more gays today is because today they don't get killed here anymore.
2. Mutations aren't meant to improve an individual, it just happens. Sometimes it makes you better, sometimes it doesn't.
3 There's a theory why gays exist and what their role is in nature by observations on gay animals. Since gays don't have kids, they can keep an eye on the kids of other families in a hurd so they have their time free to search food. That's way gay animals only exist in species wich take care of their kids (like most mammals and some birds) and not in species wich lay eggs and than leave, because homosexuality has no advantage on those animals.
4. Obesity CAN be genetic, but most fatties are just eating too much unhealty food and exercise too few. That's why they're now more fat people than in former times, because there's now more food available and we have mechanised a lot so people move less if they don't practise a sport
#208 to #186 - renzard
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#236 to #186 - tonyxx
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#304 - penistar
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#72 - abaraxus
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Meh, I don't mind the gays. My sister is a lesbian who lives in NC and she got sooo pissed about this ****. I don't mind homosexuals though, I mean I've fapped to a whole lot of weird ****, so I don't see how I can judge.