Wat.. Norse mythology is amazing. Word. HEY ATHEISTS: doesn' t hold up the worlds, what prevents them from falling into the Ginnungagap? Norse faith Atheists. Norse mythology better be real. I won't allow my dreams of cruising down Bifrost in a go-kart to be crushed! game
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#173 - Deavas (05/10/2012) [-]
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hey guys if God isnt real then how did beep boobity flip flappity gumbo chops?

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#116 to #87 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
^This is amazing
*roll picture*
#112 to #87 - secondlawprevails ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
Crying laughing right now. thank you sir.
User avatar #3 - schneidend ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
Norse mythology better be real. I won't allow my dreams of cruising down Bifrost in a go-kart to be crushed!
User avatar #267 to #3 - MagicMushroomMan (05/10/2012) [-]
Jesus promised no more wicked people, Norse gods promised no more ice giants. Are there any ice giants around? Didn't think so.
#349 to #267 - schneidend ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
Not sure why people are thumbing you down for stating true facts. Ungrateful people! Probably Surtur worshipers, all of 'em!
#258 to #3 - thatevanguy (05/10/2012) [-]
I wish I could give you more than 1 thumb...the fact that the Bifrost looks like rainbow road from mario kart realization brought a tear to my eye..
I wish I could give you more than 1 thumb...the fact that the Bifrost looks like rainbow road from mario kart realization brought a tear to my eye..
User avatar #350 to #258 - schneidend ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
Thanks! Just, you know, no hard feelings if you get hit with a turtle shell next time you see a rainbow. Those things are tough to aim.
User avatar #75 to #3 - turboderp (05/10/2012) [-]
Of course norse mythology is real.. Haven't you seen The Avengers or Thor? It's a goddamn proof that it's real!
User avatar #81 to #75 - skarre (05/10/2012) [-]
Implying that you can compare the marvel version of Tor with the real Tor.
#247 to #81 - blahness (05/10/2012) [-]
i never knew marvel developed tor also!
#84 to #81 - turboderp (05/10/2012) [-]
**turboderp rolled a random image posted in comment #4373735 at FJ Pony Thread ** Obviously.
#156 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
I still think this is the most logical solution
i hope someone gets it
User avatar #166 to #156 - katsuragi (05/10/2012) [-]
Great A'Tuin
#201 to #166 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
And for you too.
#175 to #156 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
YES!
User avatar #160 to #156 - herpdaki (05/10/2012) [-]
**** Yes.
#190 to #160 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
Here you go, I just made it.
#164 to #156 - fizzythunder (05/10/2012) [-]
I do get it
#195 to #164 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
Here you go, for you too.
#153 - shadylight (05/10/2012) [-]
<---- The One True Religion :P


User avatar #169 to #155 - Zeigh (05/10/2012) [-]
May all be touched by his noodley appendage.
#188 to #169 - KungFuZerO (05/10/2012) [-]
He boiled for our sins
#211 to #188 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover. Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man. Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.
-Spaghetti 1:1-3
#215 to #188 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
rAmen
User avatar #51 - whiplasher (05/10/2012) [-]
If the emperor isn't living, how come you're not engulfed by the forces of chaos?

Imperium = 40.000
Atheistm = 7

User avatar #43 - carrotstew (05/10/2012) [-]
If Loki isn't chained to the ground, with a snake dripping poison in his face, then how do you explain earthquakes?
Norse faith 2-0 Atheists
User avatar #53 to #43 - Daemonseed (05/10/2012) [-]
If Prometheus isn't chained to a rock, then how do you explain fire?
Greeks 3 - 2 Atheists
#317 - chiefrunnyjeans (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, consider the following: Spiderman isn't a beaver so the old guy couldn't have crossed between the two buildings to get his flying tractor. So how could the computer have possibly downloaded the sandwich in the first place?

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#262 - finni (05/10/2012) [-]
FOR ÅSGARD!
#266 to #262 - masterboll ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
for ASS GUARD!!!
#159 - tranminh (05/10/2012) [-]
If that cat was in the hat, why were the eggs green?

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#157 - likeamoss (05/10/2012) [-]
<--- Clearly a God

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#77 - redclover (05/10/2012) [-]
If ASDFGHJKL didn't Error:404, then how does Internet?   
   
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If ASDFGHJKL didn't Error:404, then how does Internet?

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User avatar #17 - walcorn (05/10/2012) [-]
Norse Mythology > Everything
User avatar #1 - xfortune (05/09/2012) [-]
PRAISE ODIN!
#140 - kurtr ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
If god does not exists, then who was the phone

Phone:0 Atheistsİ: -1
#149 to #140 - kurtr ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
**** , someone else wrote this before me ....
#135 - verlash (05/10/2012) [-]
I acctually work during summers educating young people about Norse mythology.   
I'm part Swedish part Danish.   
   
Proud Viking.   
   
Btw, Amon Amarth.
I acctually work during summers educating young people about Norse mythology.
I'm part Swedish part Danish.

Proud Viking.

Btw, Amon Amarth.
User avatar #145 to #135 - Compootor (05/10/2012) [-]
By Odin's scraggly beard, I Love you. I'm Icelandic, But I speak fluent Danish. Proud Viking as well. I wish I could have your job, teaching people about Norse Mythology, are you kidding? That would be so freakin' boss.
#161 to #145 - verlash (05/10/2012) [-]
Acctually the job's kinda like this:   
&gt;Invite entire schoolclass to an island full with viking stuff, lots of sculptures and etc, and a village (including longhouse)   
&gt;Dress up in Viking clothes and act like the chief of the Viking tribe that takes care of the class. (My associates dress up too, but they're my &quot;servants&quot; or &quot;townspeople&quot; etc.   
&gt;Talk about mythology   
&gt;Eat oldschool viking manly dinners with entire pigs grilled on a stick etc.   
&gt;Force the kids to do challenges and stuff (Shoot bows, throw axes, row boats)   
&gt;Be 			*******		 badass and brutal, do viking stuff, throw mugs on the floor, make women fetch (alcohol-free) mead etc.   
&gt;Have random stuff happen and mysteries etc for the schoolclass to solve   
&gt;Act like another tribe declares war with us.   
&gt;Make schoolclass fight other tribe   
&gt;Victories, everywhere.   
   
   
Can't say anythin other than: I love my 			*******		 job, It's a bummer that I only do it summertime. (Else I teach kids play metal and stuff on the guitar and/or bass)
Acctually the job's kinda like this:
>Invite entire schoolclass to an island full with viking stuff, lots of sculptures and etc, and a village (including longhouse)
>Dress up in Viking clothes and act like the chief of the Viking tribe that takes care of the class. (My associates dress up too, but they're my "servants" or "townspeople" etc.
>Talk about mythology
>Eat oldschool viking manly dinners with entire pigs grilled on a stick etc.
>Force the kids to do challenges and stuff (Shoot bows, throw axes, row boats)
>Be ******* badass and brutal, do viking stuff, throw mugs on the floor, make women fetch (alcohol-free) mead etc.
>Have random stuff happen and mysteries etc for the schoolclass to solve
>Act like another tribe declares war with us.
>Make schoolclass fight other tribe
>Victories, everywhere.


Can't say anythin other than: I love my ******* job, It's a bummer that I only do it summertime. (Else I teach kids play metal and stuff on the guitar and/or bass)
User avatar #352 to #161 - Compootor (05/10/2012) [-]
HOLY. ******* . **** . TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, I AM GOING TO PESTER YOU TO GIVE ME A JOB FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE >:D
#354 to #352 - verlash (05/10/2012) [-]
Getnö Gård!
You may never have heard about it. *Adjusts Hipsterglasses*
User avatar #355 to #354 - Compootor (05/10/2012) [-]
You're right I HAVE never heard of it, but It's awesome that such a place even exists. We have something similar in Iceland, but it's not a whole-summer affair. It's more like, Once a year, during the Sea-fairer's Festival, we do stuff like that. It's awesome.
#357 to #355 - verlash (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, I work there during summers!
One week per school-class.
I love the sea, I want to get a boat of my own some day and just kind of row out on the ocean.
User avatar #359 to #357 - Compootor (05/11/2012) [-]
That's pretty amazing.

Well, we sail a lot during the Sea-fairer's festival :P Never had my own boat, but maybe later :D
#152 to #145 - billofclarance (05/10/2012) [-]
Your icelandic, ég líka :)
User avatar #353 to #152 - Compootor (05/10/2012) [-]
Æðislegt ;D
#110 - trandhal (05/10/2012) [-]
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Yes I know that's a picture of Thor, not Odin
#163 to #110 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
That's Thor, not Odin.
#351 to #163 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
this is a pic from the game age of mythology and it is actually thor, but people still thumb you down


#122 to #110 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
You sir...=epic
User avatar #138 to #110 - grundemo (05/10/2012) [-]
Well it'd be a bit weird if Odin refereed to himself in the third person lol
User avatar #134 to #110 - CrazyBiscuit (05/10/2012) [-]
Thor has a hammer, Jesus was nailed to a cross
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#37 - lithiam (05/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #96 - SognaVetr (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm Atheist, but Norse Mythology is f*cking amazing, indeed. If Jörmungandr is not real, then how come our world still exists in one piece?

Norse 1 - 0 Atheists
User avatar #126 to #96 - thanksgivingturkey (05/10/2012) [-]
Same. Sometimes I wish I were raised with Norse mythological beliefs.

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