Bad Luck Superman. I have filled out my part of the deal. LAST REMAINING HOPE OF REPOPULATING THE KRYPTONIAN RACE FINIS[, 5 HER WAY TO EARTH. >still her Superman
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#1 - blueeyedpunk
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(05/09/2012) [-]
>still ***** her
#5 to #1 - urapooper
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Cracked.com told me that they might have while she was underage
#39 to #5 - blueeyedpunk
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(05/11/2012) [-]
'might' dude my brother has the comic that pretty much spells out that they ****** XD
'might' dude my brother has the comic that pretty much spells out that they ****** XD
#8 - axlsummer
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(05/10/2012) [-]
go to north carolina and marry her but make sure she's not a dude
#10 - tivivi
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Smallville is in Kansas.
Cousin marriage is legal in Kansas.
Save Krypton, **** the girl.
#4 - wilburn
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(05/10/2012) [-]
even if she wasn't and they did reproduce, wouldn't their off springs have to deal with this issue?

#9 - xxxmisterxxx
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex ?
#19 - thereverand
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(05/10/2012) [-]
I don't see the problem...
I don't see the problem...
#14 - sipeari
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(05/10/2012) [-]
I don't get it
#20 - jajathezombie
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(05/10/2012) [-]
It's impossible to repopulate with two people. Even with one man and a thousand women, there would be too little genetic diversity for the species to continue. Fun for the man, though.
#21 to #20 - commontroll
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(05/10/2012) [-]
I'm sure they could both have half human children, and simply put out as many kids with as many different parents as possible (Supergirl getting knocked up with as many guys as possible, and Superman knocking up as many women as possible.) and then getting those kids to help rebuild the species by having them breed.
#22 to #21 - jajathezombie
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(05/10/2012) [-]
They would still be related. Their parents are related.
#24 to #22 - commontroll
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Yes, but it's said that second cousins (The children of two cousins, ie: Superman and Supergirl's children) there is enough different DNA in there that it's not harmful. So, you have that, and then you add in the fact that all of them have different parents other than Superman and Supergirl, and you can help repopulate the species.
#25 to #24 - jajathezombie
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(05/10/2012) [-]
I guess it's possible, but the Kryptonian bloodline would be diluted so it's not really saving the species in a "pure" way. Unless it's like the Saiyans and they're still crazy powerful with just a tiny bit of Kryptonian blood.
#26 to #25 - Bion ONLINE
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(05/10/2012) [-]
I'm not really a superman fan, and I'm sure it is, but don't actually know...

Is it possible for Kryptonian's to have children with humans? I mean, if that's the case, and I was superman, I'd be repopulating like crazy. Not really a morally good thing to do, but I mean, its the fate of an entire species (kinda... not necessarily a species if it can breed with humans with fertile children).
#27 to #26 - jajathezombie
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Considering Superman had a romantic relationship with a human, I'm pretty sure it's possible for him to breed with humans.
#29 to #27 - Bion ONLINE
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Well, a romantic relationship is completely different from actually breeding.

I mean... there's a guy out there having romantic relationships with his car... I don't see any little carmans running around. Just saying.

I know its more similar to a horse and a donkey, producing a mule, but even then, the mule is sterile and can't produce offspring of its own. I'd imagine if superman could breed with a human, this would be the most likely case, in which the population would be doomed anyways.
#31 to #29 - jajathezombie
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Yeah but considering it's a fictional universe, I feel like the writers wouldn't do that. Unless they're huge assholes.
#32 to #31 - Bion ONLINE
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(05/10/2012) [-]
True, true. But when stuff like that is left out, I always think "what if" and such. But its been like, how many years since superman came out? I think by now the writers would have thought "Hey, how bought all the sudden, he has a kid or two?" like they did in DBZ. Makes me think that they thought ahead, he can't have children, and they just aren't giving out that tidbit of info.
#33 to #32 - jajathezombie
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(05/10/2012) [-]
It's possible that he thinks he's too busy saving the world to make a good dad.
#34 to #33 - Bion ONLINE
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Personally I think as far as the story goes, he's too moral to have children with multiple women. Its not like every day he's saving the world (I think), for the most part he pretends to be a regular human, right?

Honestly though, I'd throw those morals away to attempt to repopulate. Sacrifice my name and status to give my future specials a chance. Which I GUESS could be seen as quite moral... but whatever.
#36 to #34 - commontroll
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, I agree. I have morals against that, but if humanity was dying out, and I was one of the few men still alive, I'd probably put my morals aside.
#37 to #36 - Bion ONLINE
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(05/10/2012) [-]
I spelled "specials" instead of "species"... makes me feel specials.

Well, good talking to you, sir, I thumbed your comments for having a nice conversation.
#35 to #26 - commontroll
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(05/10/2012) [-]
I know in the recent reboot, he had a kid with Lois, and the kid was super strong and stuff (shoved a grand piano across a huge room and killed a guy with it.)

But no idea whether he's sterile or not. They've also got parallel universes where there's still Kryptonians and all.

I'm not a very big fan of Superman. Too overpowered.
#28 to #20 - whitie
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(05/10/2012) [-]
well our lives are accustomed to our genetic difference providing diversity, you can repopulate with 2 people, it would just take thousands, if not millions of years for natural mutation to cause that same level of diversity to appear again
#30 to #28 - jajathezombie
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(05/10/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the race would die off before evolution could do its job. There are cases of animal species going extinct because they didn't have enough members of the species left to repopulate properly. There are even critically endangered species right now that scientists have given up on trying to save because it's a lost cause.
#23 to #20 - Bion ONLINE
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Not necessarily, I wouldn't think. I don't have any references, but I'd imagine with that many women, the "inbred" gene (or whatever its called) would be pushed back far enough to populate.

Or I could try and troll.... "Adam and Eve did it, didn't they?"

Then again, Eve wasn't the first woman... She was made to be a submissive replacement for the completely equal-to-man Lilith, who was kicked out of Eden for not submitting to Adam.

.........I don't even believe in the bible, wtf am I doing right now...
#15 - thelastafrican
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Even if he ***** her, will their sons **** eachother?

#16 to #15 - thelastafrican
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(05/10/2012) [-]
What is wrong with what I said?
#2 - anon
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(05/09/2012) [-]
in certain parts of the world it isn't even considered incest
incest is best put your first cousin to the test!
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