Polish. I can count to potato.. Google Translate From: _ in To: English _ English Polish Spanish jebeno, paedology, , , , ruched, mat, ) Polish English Spanish  polish Translate
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Polish. I can count to potato.. Google Translate From: _ in To: English _ English Polish Spanish jebeno, paedology, , , , ruched, mat, ) Polish English Spanish

I can count to potato.

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******* , ******* , ******* , ******* , ******* , **** , **** , ******
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#67 - phantomftw (05/10/2012) [-]
**phantomftw rolled a random image posted in comment #328 at Recycle Bin ** translate this
User avatar #89 to #67 - futtashy (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm not Polish, but I might give it a shot. "Prawdopodobnie czekasz dickbutta, że?"
User avatar #73 - darthacerbus (05/10/2012) [-]
So THAT'S why Slavic languages seem so violent/angry.
User avatar #50 - Xedan (05/10/2012) [-]
I often find myself wanting to use the word " ******* " multiple times in the same sentence, but if you say the same word that many times you just sound like you can't come up with anything to say. I wish I spoke polish.
User avatar #63 to #50 - nerb (05/10/2012) [-]
I say **** you you ******* **** .
User avatar #27 - bchewey (05/10/2012) [-]
GUYS GUYS. I'm Polish, I got this.
In English, **** can be used as any part of speech and represents many actions. (to **** , to **** up)
Polish just has separate words for all of those. As you see above.

The third one actually means, pooped all over. Like, someone is zasrany, so someone has poop all over them. It's like a dis...
User avatar #82 to #27 - xiik (05/10/2012) [-]
#3 in Russian means "shat all over".
Interesting overlap.
User avatar #97 to #82 - ltd (05/10/2012) [-]
Not that suprising considering both Russian and Polish are Slavic languages.
Zasrany (with a minor difference in spelling) also means ''shat all over'' in Montenegrin, Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian and I imagine Macedonian.
Being a part of a Slavic panethnicity=very similar languages.
I'd imagine you'd be able to come to let's say Croatia and still be able to comprehend most of what the Croatians would be saying, as long as they don't talk too fast. Or you don't get into Croatia's northern parts, lots of people there talk in a way even Croatians can't comprehend fully.
User avatar #99 to #97 - xiik (05/10/2012) [-]
Maybe theoretically.
But i lived in Russia when i was born til i was 4, so my parents had to teach me Russian.
My accent is very strong and my russian very improper so it'd be a big ask! :P
User avatar #165 to #99 - ltd (05/10/2012) [-]
Well my point was based on people who have learned to speak the language well enough to call it their mother tongue.
If you didn't move to another Slavic country, it's not suprising you would have some problems.
Not like any of that matters considering English is strongly dominant language nowadays...
#69 to #27 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
Why the **** did they have to make an entire word to mean, "To poop all over?"
User avatar #83 to #69 - xiik (05/10/2012) [-]
It's not an entire word but rather special prefixes and suffixes i imagine.
Like in Russian, srat is to **** .

sra-ny is ******

Za-sra-ny is full of **** .
User avatar #51 to #27 - Xedan (05/10/2012) [-]
So like " ******** on ****** "?
#10 - posalad (05/09/2012) [-]
Completely different countries, but the post reminded me of Finland in Satw XD
#17 to #10 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
He doesn't say anything but Perkele, I believe..
#87 to #10 - atomis (05/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #101 to #55 - leredspy (05/10/2012) [-]
Trolland.
#14 - thatguywithabeard (05/10/2012) [-]
Just saying
#77 to #14 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
'cept poland still exists and hitler was removed instead
#5 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
There is so many way's you can say bad words in polish you have no idea (im polish)
#6 - beerterror (05/09/2012) [-]
English is kinda poor in curse words, the word "			****		" is so omnipresent, that there's no need for more. But they say that Eastern Europe, France and Spain have great swear-grammars. Gif related.
English is kinda poor in curse words, the word " **** " is so omnipresent, that there's no need for more. But they say that Eastern Europe, France and Spain have great swear-grammars. Gif related.
User avatar #12 to #6 - defesede (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm from Argentina and I can tell you that we have a long list of words when it comes to swear
User avatar #74 to #6 - darthacerbus (05/10/2012) [-]
With limited swearwords comes greater creativity.

For example: You ********* cunt of a dickburglar.
User avatar #7 to #6 - tiptoebythewindow (05/09/2012) [-]
I would love to create new swear words, but that's unheard of!
#133 - niceguydan (05/10/2012) [-]
im polish so its okay
#116 - enlil (05/10/2012) [-]
******* lo and behold, the all meanings of word pierdolić.


there are many more


Kurwa, czasami własny język mnie przeraża.
User avatar #121 to #116 - spoonless (05/10/2012) [-]
Ej, tu jest wiecej polakow niz myslalem... oO
#125 to #121 - enlil (05/10/2012) [-]
Wszędzie jest więcej polaków niż się wydaje xD


pic unrelated
#131 to #126 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
nawet anoni moga byc polakami :p a teraz przestancie wioche robic i back to english madafakers
#132 to #131 - spoonless (05/10/2012) [-]
jaka znowu wiocha?
#151 to #132 - oxygenoxygen (05/10/2012) [-]
jeden thread związany z Polską, praktycznie wszystkich Polaków wytrząsnęło :D
User avatar #169 to #151 - spoonless (05/10/2012) [-]
Poland represent y'all.
#2 - mcatheistnuggets (05/09/2012) [-]
**mcatheistnuggets rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at This Cat is Shocked by Your Actions ** **** **** ******* **** **** **** .
#122 - gobnick (05/10/2012) [-]
well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
User avatar #100 - ktulu (05/10/2012) [-]
All people of Slavic origin have about a dozen words for ******* .
#129 - ekhemm (05/10/2012) [-]
there's quite a lot of polish people in here i see :)
there's quite a lot of polish people in here i see :)
#127 - meghostaguy (05/10/2012) [-]
Czech language is kinda the same.
User avatar #147 to #127 - zvon (05/10/2012) [-]
od kdy se zmrd překládá jako ******* a kurva jako ****** ? :D
User avatar #159 to #147 - meghostaguy (05/10/2012) [-]
To by mě taky zajímalo. :-D
User avatar #160 to #159 - zvon (05/10/2012) [-]
no jo, prostě google překladač :D
User avatar #8 - Hreidmar (05/09/2012) [-]
Bit of a fun fact... Russian swearing is so advanced that it's actually used as a separate language. Thieves and other criminals (except the politicians) use words that in regular Russian are considered appalling in order to communicate very precise ideas.

Russian has a lot of swear words, many levels of them. In English, things like ' ***** are so incredibly common, they've lost any shock value. Even in schools, they're just ignored. Words like 'cunt' are still impolite, but getting far less terrible. Whereas in Russian, the equivalent of ' ***** would be like the first tier of a five tier swearing system.
User avatar #108 to #8 - kolsinder (05/10/2012) [-]
True dat
User avatar #18 to #8 - rompson (05/10/2012) [-]
It seems like Russian will be the next language I learn.
User avatar #35 to #18 - jbyrd (05/10/2012) [-]
I recommend it, It's a very fun language to learn.
User avatar #9 to #8 - localbees (05/09/2012) [-]
and everyone wonders why i want to learn russian...
User avatar #29 to #8 - bchewey (05/10/2012) [-]
Same as in Polish, just like the content shows...
User avatar #39 - cofy (05/10/2012) [-]
proud to be polish
User avatar #57 to #39 - wutangconspirator (05/10/2012) [-]
nu dobra en svenia
#171 to #57 - wutangconspirator (05/10/2012) [-]
speak polish on polish thread....only polish speaking person thumbed down
#79 to #39 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
proud to be french-canadian.
#61 to #39 - otisclay (05/10/2012) [-]
Proud to be American
User avatar #41 to #39 - echointhecave (05/10/2012) [-]
BROTHER! :D
User avatar #42 to #41 - umblicalcord (05/10/2012) [-]
ditto
User avatar #45 to #42 - echointhecave (05/10/2012) [-]
Czy ktoś mówić polską tutaj?
#59 to #45 - sporkintheroad (05/10/2012) [-]
oczywiscie ze tak!
#150 to #59 - oxygenoxygen (05/10/2012) [-]
ciekawe ile osób jest z Polski na całym fj
#54 to #45 - funforlife (05/10/2012) [-]
tak
User avatar #49 to #45 - puchacz (05/10/2012) [-]
w huj ludzi :P
User avatar #48 to #45 - Krystoking ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
Tak
User avatar #117 - chippychap (05/10/2012) [-]
i have polish girlfriend who lives not far from me couple lanes down she speaks english and polish you my friend has just helped me write a dirty polish text thank you :3
User avatar #120 to #117 - spoonless (05/10/2012) [-]
I reaaaally wouldn't write that to her if you want her to ever sleep with you again...

Sincerely, Pol-fag.
User avatar #174 to #120 - chippychap (05/11/2012) [-]
Damn. Funnyjunk democracy at its best.
User avatar #124 to #117 - misterklass (05/10/2012) [-]
Tell her "jestes zasrana kurwa, przespaem sjé z twojó matko" There's a 95% chance she'll text you back to come over and **** . Trust me.
User avatar #130 to #124 - potatot ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
You slept with my mother?



I think you're from Xbox Live.
User avatar #135 to #130 - misterklass (05/10/2012) [-]
I can see why you would think that, But truth is last time i owned a console playstation 1 was quite new.

The reason i went with the mother thing is cause i moved away from poland when i was 5, and since then i barely speak polish anymore, Let alone spell polish words, After some investigating i found out that sentence was vary badly spelled.

TL;DR I suck at polish, Can't spell anything cleverer.
#139 to #124 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
...Anon in the threaaad!,believe me,that means "Youre a ****** up bitch,i slept with your mother"

NO TROLLING FOR YOU!
User avatar #162 to #139 - misterklass (05/10/2012) [-]
I'd assume chippychap isn't retarded enough to not run this through google translate before sending it to his girlfriend, So you trying to ruin my troll is useless. Good job.
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