Truth. 5 words is a little to mush don't you think?. Einstein never failed mathematics. Homosexuality is not unnatural, as it manifests all throughout the natur Hammer dance
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5 words is a little to mush don't you think?

Einstein never failed mathematics. Homosexuality is not unnatural,
as it manifests all throughout the natural world. We use most of our
brain, not just 108/ a. The Coriolis effect does not alter the direction of
water in a flushing toilet. Medicinal marijuana is identical to illegal
marijuana. The human tongue does not have specific taste zones. Over
60% of recyclable plastic bottles are never recycled; the rest are simply
downscaled and eventually end up in landfills. Bulls are dichromate, so
the color red does not stand out to them. It is the cape' s movement, not
its color, that irritates the bull. The Great Wall of China is not visible
from the moon. The red liquid in meat is not blood, but water mixed
with the muscle protein myoglobin. Ancient cultures knew the world to
be round centuries before Columbus set sail. The Old Testament does
not identify the forbidden fruit as an apple. The theory of evolution
does not state that humans evolved from chimps, but that both evolved
from a common ancestor around 7 million years ago. Evolution does
not advocate the superiority of one species over another, just that all
species change over time, a fact that is undeniable. Morse did not
invent the telegraph, Edison did not invent the lightbulb or the movie
projector, Ford did not invent the car or the assembly line, Marconi did
not invent the radio, and Watt did not invent the steam engine. Al Gore
did not invent the internet, and he never claimed to have invented it.
Copyright law was not created to protect authors but to prevent
cultural monopolies. Saddam Hussein was an enemy of Osama bin
Laden, and he had nothing to do with the 9/ 11 attacks.
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User avatar #35 - cancerousiguana (05/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
On the bottled water one, that number is closer to 80%, and most of the remaining 20% isn't even downcycled, it is shipped to India and put into a landfill right away.

Also, Gore DISCOVERED the internet. Not invented.
User avatar #62 to #46 - mojado (05/10/2012) [-]
He searched for it on google
#7 - EndeleanX (05/09/2012) [-]
Was interesting, though...
#16 - killernarwhal (05/10/2012) [-]
WHAT I LEARNED ON FUNNYJUNK TODAY WAS...
#51 - mrgoodbunny (05/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Everything i know is a lie.....
#82 - mentlgen (05/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE   
I did research on Einstein. He actually had to ask his wife about maths.   
he never failed in PHYSICS!   
   
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I did research on Einstein. He actually had to ask his wife about maths.
he never failed in PHYSICS!

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#4 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [+] (14 replies)
There's a reason it's called the evolution THEORY - it's because it's not yet scientifically proven - so calling it an undeniable fact is flat out wrong.
Furthermore, before saying homosexuality is natural, maybe you should take time to try and actually define what is natural. If we're going to take your evolution theory seriously, you simply can't come out and say homosexuality is natural. This post is bipolar as hell. We haven't evolved naturally so we could have sex with our own gender. That is what makes homosexuality unnatural - just because it happens a lot doesn't make your argument more valid. This is clearly biased, and not at all the 'Truth' as the title so suggests.
#12 to #6 - lolwutlolwut (05/10/2012) [-]
I believe in evolution but "Theory" does not mean it is correct.
Theory: (n) a proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural and subject to experimentation

A "Law" or "rule" would be something proven.

It is impossible to prove evolution happened because nobody was there to document it happening.
User avatar #78 - poleelop (05/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)

err, i thought everyone knew that the forbidden fruit was sex, you guys know that right?
User avatar #79 to #78 - supamonkey (05/10/2012) [-]
You mean cherries?
User avatar #57 - zarcos (05/10/2012) [-]
LIAR AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET AT LEAST 100 YEARS AGO!!!
#11 - yourtouchvdeath (05/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why does this have liberal on the bottom? They are never right.
#47 - spidahridah (05/10/2012) [-]
Double thumbed and added to favorites.
Double thumbed and added to favorites.
User avatar #14 - phoenix grinder (05/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Ford did so invent mass production. read his biography before you repost lies about him ty
User avatar #60 to #43 - MrPadre (05/10/2012) [-]
The gun manufacturer was interchangeable parts. The assembly line had already been created. Ford just created a mechanized, moving assembly line that also used interchangeable parts. He combined a few ideas to create one revolutionary idea
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User avatar #28 - warrenzthehero (05/10/2012) [-]
Al Gore did not create the internet, but he did provide a lot of funding for it. So in a way, he did, or at least he helped.
User avatar #99 - ningyoaijin (05/10/2012) [-]
Half of these were on QI, and the other half's just common knowledge.
User avatar #89 - Rockaman (05/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The Brain one is wrong as OP does't know what it means - we only use about 10% of the brains storage space- like the hard drive space on your computer. We use a lot more of the brain's processing power which I'm guessing the OP mistook it for
#80 - supamonkey (05/10/2012) [-]
< I'll just leave this here.
#10 - yourtouchvdeath (05/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Homos are normal.
#45 to #10 - twilightdusk (05/10/2012) [-]
And we could post a comp of straight guys discussing idiotic things, your point? Every broad group of people has complete morons in it.
#13 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
"Beware of images and being liberal."
Best part of the post. The rest was pretty good, though.
#2 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
This content is good and you should feel good, repost or not.
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