FRIENDZONED. heres my five words.. when a girl changes her clothes in front ofyou, she' s either really interested ofyou' re. >Hanging out with girls >Girls start taking off shirts >None of them wearing bras >I take off my pants >I am on a swim team >Practice is about Friendzoned
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User avatar #11 - cancerousiguana (05/09/2012) [-]
>Hanging out with girls
>Girls start taking off shirts
>None of them wearing bras
>I take off my pants
>I am on a swim team
>Practice is about to begin
User avatar #453 to #11 - fadetometallica (05/09/2012) [-]
Except, on most swim teams, you're separated from the girls and are wearing a Speedo in a pool with 40 other guys all wearing Speedos.
User avatar #559 to #453 - tzoedn (05/10/2012) [-]
You my friend, were never on a club team
User avatar #567 to #453 - fadetometallica (05/10/2012) [-]
>Tells truth from two years' experience on a swim team
>Red thumbed to hell
>FJ logic

I'm not bashing swimming, it's my favorite sport right after water polo, I'm just telling the truth.
User avatar #560 to #453 - malacyman (05/10/2012) [-]
i was in swim club for a year. there was like 6 chicks my age, and my friend. everyone else was to old or too young. it was pretty good, other then swimming laps.
User avatar #276 to #11 - eddievh (05/09/2012) [-]
And suddenly, half of Funnyjunk joins a swim team
#434 to #276 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]
I've been on a swim team for 12 years
>I'm the oldest on the team
>I'm 15
>My swim team hasn't won in about 10 years
>My swim team sucks
User avatar #483 to #434 - eddievh (05/09/2012) [-]
My school's soccer team hasn't won in 8-10 (I forget) years
#546 to #434 - commontroll ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
You were in a swim team when you were three?
#548 to #546 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]
Actually, Yes.
#557 to #548 - anon (05/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5525 at Slice of life thread. ** Here's a roll in honor of you guys. POTATO
User avatar #558 to #557 - redclover (05/10/2012) [-]
O______o

Okay.
#549 to #548 - commontroll ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
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#454 to #434 - subarumaster (05/09/2012) [-]
In which case means you also suck.
In which case means you also suck.
User avatar #458 to #454 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]
I'm also the best swimmer
>And by no means am I a fantastic swimmer
User avatar #547 to #276 - boleas (05/09/2012) [-]
I can't swim. I have the swimming ability of a rock
User avatar #407 to #11 - weallbtrippin (05/09/2012) [-]
>Girl not wearing shirt
>Starts taking off pants
>They are off
>Looksgoodfromhere.jpg
>Yells for me to come
>Walk over
>Pets my head
>I am a dog
User avatar #446 to #11 - slikmonkey (05/09/2012) [-]
>Girls wondering around
>man with a gun tells them to line up and strip down
>girls take off their sweats revealing tight spandex shorts and transparent top.
>Track race is about to begin.
User avatar #53 - Aspirin (05/09/2012) [-]
Or you're her gay friend.
Isn't that right, OP?
#73 to #53 - ninjagnome (05/09/2012) [-]
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#63 to #53 - NinjaCobra (05/09/2012) [-]
OPs gonna need this.
#250 to #63 - yettinarch (05/09/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna leave this right here...
#204 - mesocorny (05/09/2012) [-]
or she thinks your gay...
#256 to #204 - nazguultje (05/09/2012) [-]
What movie is that from?
User avatar #262 to #256 - mesocorny (05/09/2012) [-]
I Now Pronounce You "Chuck & Larry"
#281 to #262 - mesocorny (05/09/2012) [-]
it's quite a nice movie too...
it's quite a nice movie too...
#205 to #204 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
Isn't that the same as friend zoned?
#210 to #205 - nymphorican (05/09/2012) [-]
no cuz she can still be interested in the gay dude. but wont try or give a **** cuz hes gay.
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#425 to #14 - roarflmao (05/09/2012) [-]
that pic XD made me lol harder than anything else today XD
#317 to #14 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
Such a tease ballsacksareus.
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#48 - narga (05/09/2012) [-]
I think I'm level 99 friendzone, ****

Doesn't matter, saw butt
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User avatar #64 to #47 - mythicdragoon (05/09/2012) [-]
beats being in the restraining order zone
#143 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4482591 at FJ Pony Thread ** OR she thinks you're GAY
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4482591 at FJ Pony Thread ** OR she thinks you're GAY
#410 - frysfrys (05/09/2012) [-]
Girls change in front of me all the time because I'm gay and I don't give a **** . Or.. they just think I'm gay..
#459 to #410 - jiltist ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
On that note:

>Be working as a cashier at an international store.
>Super crazy feminine gay ~24 year old college grad walks in with parents.
>MFW he is posing flirtatiously at me while I ring up the groceries.
>MFW his parents are staring at me as he flirts with me and I ring up the groceries.
#384 - mahatma (05/09/2012) [-]
more like
if a girl changes her clothes in front of you, wake up
#196 - hoobob (05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah this happened to me... Thought I was friendszoned   
She moves, two weeks later she calls, we talk, and I learn she was dtf   
<-mfw
Yeah this happened to me... Thought I was friendszoned
She moves, two weeks later she calls, we talk, and I learn she was dtf
<-mfw


User avatar #214 to #196 - pickledherring (05/09/2012) [-]
of course she tells you when she moved away... haha



kind of happened to me once instead i was on vacation and i didnt get the hints because i was a dumbass and she was like 5 years older then me (i was 18)


yeah i was a sad day for my pepe
#475 - orfalite (05/09/2012) [-]
mfw a brotip makes frontpage, and no OC can
#488 to #475 - wiatters (05/09/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly dude
#406 - tylerpayne (05/09/2012) [-]
its more like, thats the deciding factor. if a girls changing in front of you and you still dont make your move. then you will be friend zoned.
#451 to #406 - sarhon (05/09/2012) [-]
relevent.
#380 - stlsmavr (05/09/2012) [-]
I like friend zone !
I like friend zone !
#300 - sorteper (05/09/2012) [-]
2 month old unfunny repost from facebook

Still gets front page
#226 - TheVanMan (05/09/2012) [-]
**TheVanMan rolled a random image posted in comment #4266701 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw i get friendzoned.
User avatar #230 to #226 - captaindubs (05/09/2012) [-]
lols
#192 - marnammin (05/09/2012) [-]
More Like Adam Sandler Zoned (I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry)
User avatar #469 - radsteriii (05/09/2012) [-]
Or option 3:

She thinks you're gay..
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