FRIENDZONED. heres my five words.. when a girl changes her clothes in front ofyou, she' s either really interested ofyou' re. >Hanging out with girls >Girls start taking off shirts >None of them wearing bras >I take off my pants >I am on a swim team >Practice is about Friendzoned
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#11 - cancerousiguana
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(05/09/2012) [-]
>Hanging out with girls
>Girls start taking off shirts
>None of them wearing bras
>I take off my pants
>I am on a swim team
>Practice is about to begin
#453 to #11 - fadetometallica
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Except, on most swim teams, you're separated from the girls and are wearing a Speedo in a pool with 40 other guys all wearing Speedos.
#559 to #453 - tzoedn
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(05/10/2012) [-]
You my friend, were never on a club team
#567 to #453 - fadetometallica
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(05/10/2012) [-]
>Tells truth from two years' experience on a swim team
>Red thumbed to hell
>FJ logic

I'm not bashing swimming, it's my favorite sport right after water polo, I'm just telling the truth.
#560 to #453 - malacyman
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(05/10/2012) [-]
i was in swim club for a year. there was like 6 chicks my age, and my friend. everyone else was to old or too young. it was pretty good, other then swimming laps.
#446 to #11 - slikmonkey
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(05/09/2012) [-]
>Girls wondering around
>man with a gun tells them to line up and strip down
>girls take off their sweats revealing tight spandex shorts and transparent top.
>Track race is about to begin.
#407 to #11 - weallbtrippin
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(05/09/2012) [-]
>Girl not wearing shirt
>Starts taking off pants
>They are off
>Looksgoodfromhere.jpg
>Yells for me to come
>Walk over
>Pets my head
>I am a dog
#276 to #11 - eddievh
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(05/09/2012) [-]
And suddenly, half of Funnyjunk joins a swim team
#434 to #276 - vanoreo
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I've been on a swim team for 12 years
>I'm the oldest on the team
>I'm 15
>My swim team hasn't won in about 10 years
>My swim team sucks
#550 to #434 - austinsaget
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Broccoli!
#483 to #434 - eddievh
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(05/09/2012) [-]
My school's soccer team hasn't won in 8-10 (I forget) years
#546 to #434 - commontroll
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(05/09/2012) [-]
You were in a swim team when you were three?
#548 to #546 - vanoreo
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Actually, Yes.
#549 to #548 - commontroll
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(05/09/2012) [-]
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#557 to #548 - anon
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(05/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5525 at Slice of life thread. ** Here's a roll in honor of you guys. POTATO
#558 to #557 - redclover
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(05/10/2012) [-]
O______o

Okay.
#454 to #434 - subarumaster
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(05/09/2012) [-]
In which case means you also suck.
In which case means you also suck.
#458 to #454 - vanoreo
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I'm also the best swimmer
>And by no means am I a fantastic swimmer
#547 to #276 - boleas
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I can't swim. I have the swimming ability of a rock
#53 - Aspirin
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Or you're her gay friend.
Isn't that right, OP?
#73 to #53 - ninjagnome
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(05/09/2012) [-]
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#63 to #53 - NinjaCobra
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(05/09/2012) [-]
OPs gonna need this.
#250 to #63 - yettinarch
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna leave this right here...
#5 - Exaskryz
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(05/09/2012) [-]
#14 - ballsacksareus **User deleted account**
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#317 to #14 - anon
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Such a tease ballsacksareus.
#347 to #317 - ballsacksareus **User deleted account**
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#425 to #14 - roarflmao ONLINE
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(05/09/2012) [-]
that pic XD made me lol harder than anything else today XD
#55 - whoozy **User deleted account**
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#61 to #55 - ReeferTrees
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(05/09/2012) [-]
yes, you need to put in asshole coins, then the sex pours out.
yes, you need to put in asshole coins, then the sex pours out.
#191 to #61 - fukkendragonite
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(05/09/2012) [-]
It's not the fact that they're an asshole that attracts them. It's the confidence.
#563 to #191 - ReeferTrees
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(05/10/2012) [-]
thus the intelligent side see's very little breeding, for one who studies anything really will eventually learn to be humble and know for a fact that they know nothing for a fact.

Dignity, Honor, and Respect apparently cannot match up to Confidence.
#564 to #563 - fukkendragonite
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Nope, they can't. It's awful but it's true. The female of the species is always going to want the big strong protector who is confident, and not the beta male who runs scared from a predator but will write you beautiful poetry. I know this because I'm the latter one, the beta. Except without the beautiful poetry.
#565 to #564 - ReeferTrees
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(05/10/2012) [-]
Alpha, Beta, eh. I'm the quiet guy with a twisted sense of humor that doesn't like confrontation but loves to fight.
#111 to #61 - nogphille
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(05/09/2012) [-]
why buy the cow when the milk's free?
#30 - alexrider
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(05/09/2012) [-]
The Ultimate Friendzoner
#420 - kerryawesome [OP]
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(05/09/2012) [-]
wow, this is my first front page. thanks people
wow, this is my first front page. thanks people
#204 - mesocorny
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(05/09/2012) [-]
or she thinks your gay...
#205 to #204 - anon
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Isn't that the same as friend zoned?
#210 to #205 - nymphorican
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(05/09/2012) [-]
no cuz she can still be interested in the gay dude. but wont try or give a **** cuz hes gay.
#256 to #204 - nazguultje
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(05/09/2012) [-]
What movie is that from?
#262 to #256 - mesocorny
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I Now Pronounce You "Chuck & Larry"
#281 to #262 - mesocorny
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(05/09/2012) [-]
it's quite a nice movie too...
it's quite a nice movie too...
#47 - letsplaygrabass
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(05/09/2012) [-]
#64 to #47 - mythicdragoon
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(05/09/2012) [-]
beats being in the restraining order zone
#48 - narga
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(05/09/2012) [-]
I think I'm level 99 friendzone, ****

Doesn't matter, saw butt
#52 to #48 - tehfawkez **User deleted account**
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