Churchill Anecdotes Part 2. Yeah, here are some more that I found funny. Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3671465/Churchill+Anecdotes/. Funny " t Anecdo Churchill wit
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Churchill Anecdotes Part 2

Yeah, here are some more that I found funny.

Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3671465/Churchill+Anecdotes/

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one or the photo rapiers present at
Winston Churchy ‘s Both birthday expressed
the hope that he might also photograph the
great man on his 100th birthday.
I don' t see why not, young man," Church' II
replied. "You look reasonably fit to me.’
In January 1960, a reporter for the
London Standard approached Chum .
at a reception. "Sir Winston, what is your
comment on the prediction made the other
day that in the year 2000, en
rule the world?" "They still
was Churchill' s response.
gr V
During world War I , B sh soldiers
discovered that placing a condom over a
s barrel would keep the weapon dry
and prevent it from carro g (near the sea)
or icing up (in winter cond ons).
No such condoms existed tor larger weapons,
however, and it was sugested to
Winston Churchill one day that " long
spe mens be made to cover larger
artillery pieces.
Churchill agreed, with two stipulations.
First, the larger condoms would clearly be
labeled "For Use By British servicemen."
And second? The condoms would also
be labeled "Small".
In 1946, Winston Churchill travelled to Fulton,
Mlshoe _ to deliver a speech and to be present
at the ocation of a bust in his honour.
After his speech, a rather attractive and
wel knowed woman approached Chum
Mr. Church ," she declared, ''I travelled over
a hundred miles this morning for the unveiling
of your bust." "Madam, I assure you,"
he enthusiastically replied, "in that regard
I would gladly return the favor
while vi rig America one year,
Winston Churchill attended a Buffet luncheon at
which cold fried chicken was among the dishes
served. Chum II, delighted, returned for a
second helping. "May I have so breast?"
he pol" ely asked. "Mr. Churchy his hostess
replied, "in this country we ash for white meat
or dark meat." Churc apologised profusely
and, the following morning, sent the woman a
mag cent orchid with an accompanying note.
I would he most o med," it read,
if you would pin this on your white meat."
upon being told of the Lord Privy sears
arrival at Chequers I
TO the privy seal I am sealed to the privy,
and can only deal with one **** at a time.''
There may be a part 3 if I can be
bothered to make one.
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#18 - themole (05/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**themole rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Heart Attack Grill **
<--- Wants my dick

#79 - cjselwood (05/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Take that Hitler
#28 - phattymatty (05/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - dutchbag (05/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This had a negative thumb when I saw it...I thumbed it back to 0.
#77 - iwatchtheworldburn (05/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#103 - Tyranitar (05/09/2012) [-]
Don't care if your British, American, Russian, or German, that man was a world treasure
#31 - oenomaus (05/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Small condoms for british servicemen then, eh?
#32 to #31 - oenomaus (05/09/2012) [-]
It's churchill btw.
It's churchill btw.
#1 - whtkid (05/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Churchill was cool... but at least Uncle Adolf could sing
User avatar #8 - Pugovitz (05/09/2012) [-]
The first anecdote reminded me of my great grandfather. At his 95th birthday party, somebody said, "Wow, Grandpa. I can't imagine how much fun you'll have at your 100th birthday." He responded with, "Oh, don't go digging me up for that."
#27 - chowderrrr (05/09/2012) [-]
did anyone else read this in their heads as a 1940s news castors voice?

oh! and remember billy: DUCK AND COVER!
#81 - dreamthrow (05/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I read this Cracked.com article yesterday, and inside was this picture
#63 - conoriskool (05/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**conoriskool rolled a random image posted in comment #4649499 at FJ Pony Thread ** << sucked my cock
#9 - redwolfradolf (05/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You see that, Waaaay up there?

That is his level, and you are not on it.
None of us are...
User avatar #14 - stealthnull (05/09/2012) [-]
haha the condom bit made me laugh pretty good.
#95 - Crispin (05/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#25 - CRosBY (05/09/2012) [-]
Saw this picture today on cracked.
#3 - Hreidmar ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
I hope you can be bothered to make another one, these are very entertaining indeed. Funnier than a lot of the content that gets uploaded daily. We need more of this.   
   
Gif semi-related, Churchill fought against him in WWII
I hope you can be bothered to make another one, these are very entertaining indeed. Funnier than a lot of the content that gets uploaded daily. We need more of this.

Gif semi-related, Churchill fought against him in WWII
User avatar #40 - hetreks (05/09/2012) [-]
I bother you to make more! MAKE MORE!
#22 - peulschil (05/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**peulschil rolled a random image posted in comment #4522945 at FJ Pony Thread ** He's a far relative to John Churchill, duke of Malborough who was the commander of the coalition against of the French king Louis XIV in the early 18th century; small world isn't it.
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