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#43 - eldeeko has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #43 - niiaura (05/09/2012) [-]
>and think that depressed ******* retards are annoying as **** . so come at me bro.

You do realise that most depressed people don't wear black nd listen to cunt music, right?
User avatar #66 to #64 - turboplague (05/09/2012) [-]
>cunt music
what is cunt music?
User avatar #68 to #66 - niiaura (05/09/2012) [-]
linnkinn purk.
User avatar #144 to #68 - turboplague (05/09/2012) [-]
I don't personally like Linkin Park, but it's wrong to bash other people for what they listen to. I listen to all sorts of music, but mainly metal and heavy rock, also a lot of alternative metal and rock, but I don't bash people who listen to rap or hip hop...

#61 to #43 - niiaura (05/09/2012) [-]
>Still saying mindless **** about everyone on the Internet being a lonely piece of ****
#50 to #43 - Sammael (05/09/2012) [-]
>have a gf, sexy asian one
>old enough to had sex before you stopped wetting the bed
>that don't mean much since you (sorta) stopped last week
>only people deeply insecure attack other people's sexuality
>get out of closet, you'll be happier
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#52 to #50 - eldeeko has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #62 to #52 - niiaura (05/09/2012) [-]
>2012
>Incorrectly using Greentext
#53 to #52 - Sammael (05/09/2012) [-]
Ok, you asked for it
You are a vain child
29-had sex before you were 10
There is a pic of you on your profile shirtless and displaying muscle
basic psychology says you are insecure person who is trying to replace self confidence with outward displays of macho
I am secure enough in myself to be able to make fun of myself
fake alphas like you have to insult others and declare themselves alpha because they don't actually believe they are, and have no internal security
and there is a name for girls like your gf. A beard
seriously, exit the closet, you'll be happier.
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#54 to #53 - eldeeko has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #54 - Sammael (05/09/2012) [-]
Actually I'm not hard as **** . You are the one with need to insult and threaten people on the internet. Which is really sad, you should really work on your self esteem.
I've trained kyokushin karate since I was six. I was never bullied
And see, I don't have to fight little nothings like you. I could, you are bulky and slow and probably completely untrained in actual fighting, thinking muscles will take care of it. But why?
If you threatened me in a real life situation I would just stand up, walk to a table full of little dipwads like you and offer them $200 each to beat the **** out of you, then sip my martini while your ass is being worked over.
you are big, but you are not alpha. You are scared little boy who is hiding behind his muscle hoping it will replace self confidence and self respect.

p.s. She is a very nice beard, I'm sure.
User avatar #79 to #55 - eldeeko (05/09/2012) [-]
Its so funny how everyone thumbed me down because I'm not the "average emo hipster faggot" that usually browses FunnyJunk.

******* pathetic bro.
#98 to #79 - Sammael (05/09/2012) [-]
Look, no mocking anymore. You got thumbed down because you are posturing, insulting and pretending to be something you are not.
Alphas are not defined by their muscle. They are defined by strength, self confidence, ability.
Alpha does not need to tell anyone he is alpha, they know. If he has to tell someone he is alpha, he isn't.
Alphas are leaders. But not because they push people, its because people trust them. Because they radiate self confidence, and always look they know what they are doing.
Alpha does not bully, that is beneath him.

You bulked up. you think being big and able to beat up smaller people makes you alpha. You display bullying behavior and make fun of people over internet. That is not being Alpha, thats being Zeta, the mad wolf that gets thrown out of the pack.
You want a really good example of a total alpha, think Gibbs from NCIS.
#63 to #55 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
I had the perfect reaction image to this but my dad wiped out my folder :c so I'll just have to settle with saying "I love you and you have earned my total and undying respect."
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