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Birthgiver

Birthgiver. Yes, I love my mommy.. Get home HOWE! I found your ', porn collection and I Am NOT l was-.; -gonna an rid Oops, sorry honey I meant to t stand that

Yes, I love my mommy.

Get home HOWE! I found your ',
porn collection and I Am NOT
l was-.; -gonna an rid
Oops, sorry honey I meant to t
stand that to your father! I
You are both in SERIOUS
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#31 - xboxperks (05/09/2012) [-]
My dad's name in my phone is "Mother 			******		".
My dad's name in my phone is "Mother ****** ".
User avatar #275 to #31 - revengeforfreeze (01/28/2014) [-]
was this before kickass 2?
User avatar #1 - gottdammit (05/08/2012) [-]
"The Spawner"
#178 to #1 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
"Beast Woman"
User avatar #226 to #1 - captainego (05/09/2012) [-]
The female dungeon ruler.
User avatar #134 to #1 - kaylakrusifix (05/09/2012) [-]
Creation Unit and Nutrition Tool
#162 to #1 - erikths (05/09/2012) [-]
I call my mom "mothership"
User avatar #190 to #1 - retardfridge (05/09/2012) [-]
I just call my mom for Ancient Draugr Deathlord
#177 to #1 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
heh, i call mine broodmother and overlord.
User avatar #87 to #1 - lazerjake (05/09/2012) [-]
"zerg queen"
User avatar #50 to #1 - filthyargonian (05/09/2012) [-]
"female parental Unit"
#56 to #50 - tehbomb (05/09/2012) [-]
Dominant mega-vertebrates   
   
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Dominant mega-vertebrates

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#58 to #56 - ixxamxxbatman (05/09/2012) [-]
my birthday is "happy mistake day" at lease that is what my mom calls it..
User avatar #183 to #58 - meganinja (05/09/2012) [-]
wouldn't mistake day be that day you were concived?
#202 to #183 - hewhoisnotyou (05/09/2012) [-]
nope they tried to abort him.......
#279 to #202 - ixxamxxbatman (05/09/2012) [-]
parents tried to abort him

failed, now looks like this
#240 to #50 - captainrattrap (05/09/2012) [-]
I call mine that too!! Because of this.
#37 - ningyoaijin (05/09/2012) [-]
I have my mother down in my phone as Lynne. That's not even her name.
User avatar #203 to #37 - drunkasaurus (05/09/2012) [-]
"Wednesdays are No Lynne Wednesdays. Is your name Lynne? Then stay the **** home!"
User avatar #3 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/08/2012) [-]
"The Brood Queen"

One thumb to anyone who can tell me the reference.
User avatar #55 to #3 - jinjo (05/09/2012) [-]
like.. X-Men..?
User avatar #15 to #3 - lolwatthe (05/09/2012) [-]
Dragon Age: Origins
User avatar #11 to #3 - nippuhl (05/08/2012) [-]
The Brood comics?
User avatar #8 to #3 - TheTurnbull (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm feeling Starcraft but I'm not sure
User avatar #136 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/09/2012) [-]
Ding ding ding, we have a winner. Starcraft. You earn a thumb.
User avatar #88 to #8 - lazerjake (05/09/2012) [-]
yes it is its the expansion pack
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#110 - mrgoodbunny (05/09/2012) [-]
who the 			****		 still has a porn collection?    
You can literally find every single porn ever made on the internet, and people still find the need to have a 			******		 little magazine collection.   
Why?
who the **** still has a porn collection?
You can literally find every single porn ever made on the internet, and people still find the need to have a ****** little magazine collection.
Why?

User avatar #184 to #110 - yodasoda (05/09/2012) [-]
I just hate having to sift through the bookmarks of my favorites and I have yet to encrypt the contents of my porn folder...CURSE YOU WINDOWS 7 GET THAT PREVIEW OF THE FOLDERS CONTENTS AWAY
User avatar #125 to #110 - amadeuseap (05/09/2012) [-]
some people have a **** folder in their computers, that could count as a porn collection
User avatar #127 to #125 - wrpen (05/09/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who does not have an **** folder, and can actually remember how I got the porn in the first place...and then just look there?
User avatar #138 to #127 - muhamidallea (05/09/2012) [-]
I have a 25gb porn folder....is that too much?
User avatar #130 to #127 - amadeuseap (05/09/2012) [-]
what happens when the internet goes out?
User avatar #133 to #130 - wrpen (05/09/2012) [-]
Actually, I just remember the picture...

What, am I the only one who can do that?

...why are you building a witch burning stake?
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User avatar #132 to #131 - amadeuseap (05/09/2012) [-]
no skyrim for me, no money. porn is free
#121 to #110 - lavitts (05/09/2012) [-]
Maybe it is on his computer/the home computer. We all have those masterpieces that just do it for us every time.
MFW I look at that one picture of the chicks doing the [verb] on top of the [object] with the [noun] while wearing the [article of clothing].
User avatar #129 to #110 - yourfaced (05/09/2012) [-]
Blackouts.
#10 - jcllcj (05/08/2012) [-]
"Lady"
#243 - weavedog (05/09/2012) [-]
<----Muslims in the future
<----Muslims in the future
#128 - yourfaced (05/09/2012) [-]
Why do girls freak out when they find porn or find out that their relatives beat off? Whether or not they like it, there is really not much they can do about it. Why the **** bother to get your **** up about it?
User avatar #166 to #128 - niiaura (05/09/2012) [-]
%95 of men fap.
#146 to #128 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
Women never want you to have a good time. They want men sexually starved, so they can hold their cunts over your head.
User avatar #150 to #146 - dementedllama (05/09/2012) [-]
He'srightyouknow.jpg
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User avatar #272 to #170 - drillur (05/09/2012) [-]
This is the dumberest comment I've read here in such a looong time.
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User avatar #280 to #276 - drillur (05/09/2012) [-]
Well. Have you ever cheated on anyone?
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#185 - hatermrtroll (05/09/2012) [-]
**hatermrtroll rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Rolling Pictures ** my birthgiver
#186 to #185 - hatermrtroll (05/09/2012) [-]
<- who i am
User avatar #176 - akkere ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
...Is this really the degree these fake smartph0wned posts have gone now? To the point Mothers start yelling at their husbands for having... Porn? Not prostitutes? Not a mistress?

Not a membership to that Gentleman's Club that he keeps saying is actually a meeting for mature men who like to talk about mature topics?

Is there like some kind of budget on funny that no one is telling me about, and we need to cut corners?
#28 - westsydebestsyde (05/09/2012) [-]
Come on moms, were not not gonna look at porn
Come on moms, were not not gonna look at porn
User avatar #40 to #28 - SHAMU (05/09/2012) [-]
Batman has no right to talk about having moms.
#41 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
#211 - skergex (05/09/2012) [-]
**skergex rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at The story of a brony ** This is my birthgiver.
#228 to #211 - lunchboxxxx (05/09/2012) [-]
**lunchboxxxx rolled a random image posted in comment #4390344 at FJ Pony Thread ** and mine aswell
User avatar #213 to #211 - wtf man (05/09/2012) [-]
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
#258 to #213 - shadowoutbreak (05/09/2012) [-]
For future use.
For future use.
User avatar #266 to #258 - wtf man (05/09/2012) [-]
******* saved
#153 - anonnknox (05/09/2012) [-]
Half of these arn't even mothers sending texts to their sons anymore. Just faggots on the internet making their friends send them text's under the contact name "Mom" or w/e.

>Mfw I come across this **** .
>Not a single **** will be given.
>No thumbs up for this **** .
#105 - zerokelvin (05/09/2012) [-]
The birthgivers?
#151 - axry (05/09/2012) [-]
#227 - lazaman (05/09/2012) [-]
My mom not only doesn't give a **** if I have porn, she gave me so much privacy always that i could do it when ever i wanted. That is why i am now a chronic masturbater.
I never got this, How do you see masturbation as wrong? Either your gonna sexually confuse your son by telling him he can't masturbate, or your just gonna shut up and let him do his **** .
My dad bought me a bunch of playboys one day, but it turned out i was gay, So i just gave them to a friend, and his mom found them and made him write an apology to all women for owning that "Smut" I was about to smack a bitch when she wanted me to write one too for giving it to him.
#234 to #227 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
FAG.
User avatar #233 to #227 - shamefulhumor (05/09/2012) [-]
puberty is when nature says "this is you penis, shake hands"
User avatar #236 to #233 - lazaman (05/09/2012) [-]
Oh lawdy.
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