Temperature. eins zwei drei vier fünf. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them]. A
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eins zwei drei vier fünf

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Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America. in Russia it Thickens.
French cars don' t .
10'' - You' re planning a vacation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
O'' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
ti'' - German cars don' t . Hawaiians we dead.
30'' - Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
35" - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
400 - You' re planning a hot tub bath. Swedish cars don' t
42“ - " stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All are dead. Politicians really start doing something
For the homeless.
513* - Your eyelids sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window in the bathroom.
Evil" - White bears moving south,
700 - The hell froze.,
Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lop land.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands it their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Team becomes the
world champion.
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#55 - JustTheTip (05/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Canada was not included because we weren't affected by any of this. our soccer team still sucks thats why russia won the world cup.
Canada was not included because we weren't affected by any of this. our soccer team still sucks thats why russia won the world cup.
User avatar #113 - popkornking ONLINE (05/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
-500* Russians die, Canadians go inside.
User avatar #83 - thepumpkinsrock (05/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
correction: Greeks put on sweaters... if they can afford them
User avatar #227 - kirkbot (05/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>-273° - absolute zero
>-295°
wat?

#90 - wishicouldfly (05/09/2012) [-]
How you know it's fake
User avatar #242 - jogge (05/09/2012) [+] (11 replies)
everyone knows Greeks cant afford sweaters.
User avatar #275 - drunkasaurus (05/09/2012) [-]
since when do french cars ever start?
#158 - icytime (05/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
<mfw I'm Alaskan.
<mfw I'm Alaskan.
User avatar #229 - carnivoreapples (05/09/2012) [+] (9 replies)
-295 degrees Celsius doesn't exist
#241 to #229 - Bohya (05/09/2012) [-]
He's implying that Russians are so hardcore that they can survive a temperature lower than absolute zero.
User avatar #196 - Onemanretardpack (05/09/2012) [-]
Fucking lost it at "-114 degrees- Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy."
#161 - macuto (05/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm guessing people from USA is having a hard time understanding Celsius
User avatar #168 - marcusmayhem (05/09/2012) [-]
-310 celcius, Newfoundlanders decide to go inside and put on pants this ONE time
#252 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
Да ладно вам, у нас не так уж и холодно. А летом вообще до +35.
From Russia with love.
#204 - hysteriaward (05/09/2012) [+] (8 replies)
wow thats some really good quality OP, made me lol, nice one OC
#213 to #211 - hysteriaward (05/09/2012) [-]
wow thats rare, you dont see many reposts on the internet
User avatar #270 - karhunperse (05/09/2012) [-]
-76°C - Finnish army training cancelled because not cold enough
-9
#12 - flipninefive has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#13 to #12 - vuittoncouture (05/08/2012) [-]
Who gives a fuck? Russians are cool
#353 - tobiaswhelan (05/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#362 to #353 - shadowoutbreak (05/09/2012) [-]
I will find the one who leaked this....
I will find the one who leaked this....
#170 - copyhat (05/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This happens at -10.
This happens at -10.
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