Temperature. eins zwei drei vier fünf. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them]. A hot
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Temperature. eins zwei drei vier fünf. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them]. A

eins zwei drei vier fünf

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Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America. in Russia it Thickens.
French cars don' t .
10'' - You' re planning a vacation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
O'' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
ti'' - German cars don' t . Hawaiians we dead.
30'' - Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
35" - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
400 - You' re planning a hot tub bath. Swedish cars don' t
42“ - " stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All are dead. Politicians really start doing something
For the homeless.
513* - Your eyelids sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window in the bathroom.
Evil" - White bears moving south,
700 - The hell froze.,
Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lop land.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands it their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Team becomes the
world champion.
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#55 - JustTheTip (05/09/2012) [-]
Canada was not included because we weren't affected by any of this. our soccer team still sucks thats why russia won the world cup.
Canada was not included because we weren't affected by any of this. our soccer team still sucks thats why russia won the world cup.
User avatar #64 to #55 - TardytheTurtle (05/09/2012) [-]
your bears left
User avatar #123 to #64 - anonymouslive (05/09/2012) [-]
**** , now We have nothing to ride to work.
#128 to #123 - JustTheTip (05/09/2012) [-]
its ok, we ll still have our dog sleds. trusty dogs unlike those damn pussy ass bears
its ok, we ll still have our dog sleds. trusty dogs unlike those damn pussy ass bears
User avatar #138 to #128 - anonymouslive (05/09/2012) [-]
Dude, my bear got me there so much faster. When you get stuck behind some dogsleds on our one long road, that bear just ******* noms them.
#131 to #123 - John Cena (05/09/2012) [-]
what about the moose O_O
#90 - wishicouldfly (05/09/2012) [-]
How you know it's fake
User avatar #227 - kirkbot ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
>-273° - absolute zero
>-295°
wat?

User avatar #243 to #227 - printerr (05/09/2012) [-]
not for the Russians
User avatar #239 to #227 - antigravitycake (05/09/2012) [-]
the movement in atoms starts reversing, time starts rewinding, reversing this whole event until everything is burned to ash :)
User avatar #386 to #239 - kirkbot ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
makes sense
#274 to #227 - pitface (05/09/2012) [-]
only at a temperature below absolute zero will russia finally win the world cup.
#393 to #274 - John Cena (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #275 - drunkasaurus (05/09/2012) [-]
since when do french cars ever start?
User avatar #83 - thepumpkinsrock (05/09/2012) [-]
correction: Greeks put on sweaters... if they can afford them
#87 to #83 - mistlarousse (05/09/2012) [-]
I actually laughed. Thumb for you!
User avatar #196 - Onemanretardpack (05/09/2012) [-]
******* lost it at "-114 degrees- Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy."
User avatar #168 - marcusmayhem (05/09/2012) [-]
-310 celcius, Newfoundlanders decide to go inside and put on pants this ONE time
#204 - hysteriaward (05/09/2012) [-]
wow thats some really good quality OP, made me lol, nice one OC
User avatar #210 to #204 - sirformidio (05/09/2012) [-]
>OC
this thing is several years old pal.
+9
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#220 to #217 - sirformidio (05/09/2012) [-]
whoops, picture didn't load for me the first time.
I thought you were serious.
#391 to #231 - sirformidio (05/09/2012) [-]
Seeing as some people are blind like me, I'll put this here again.
This time in all caps.
I DIDN'T SEE THE PICTURE, FOR IT DID NOT LOAD
that takes care of the blind
#206 to #204 - John Cena (05/09/2012) [-]
sorry to say its a repost
#211 to #204 - fredds (05/09/2012) [-]
No, i think that is a repost..
#213 to #211 - hysteriaward (05/09/2012) [-]
wow thats rare, you dont see many reposts on the internet
#170 - copyhat (05/09/2012) [-]
This happens at -10.
This happens at -10.
#209 to #170 - skullbash (05/09/2012) [-]
reminds me of the Seward highway
User avatar #113 - popkornking (05/09/2012) [-]
-500* Russians die, Canadians go inside.
User avatar #137 to #113 - ilovehitler (05/09/2012) [-]
-1000 Canadians die, Russians get tired of being dead, revive themselves, find a way to heat up frozen vodka, get drunk.
User avatar #143 to #137 - doctorque (05/09/2012) [-]
-10000 Russians are unable to heat up frozen vodka and develop the technology that can. In the process they reheat the planet and all the other humans melt out of the ice, somehow alive. Russians are continued to be ridiculed by everyone.
#108 - bloodinhonor (05/09/2012) [-]
-300 Russians and Canadian schools have a snow day
User avatar #132 to #108 - CobraStrike (05/09/2012) [-]
More like a 2 hour delay..
#139 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/09/2012) [-]
I found it soooooooooo hilarious, until the part it went bellow 273° C Negative.
User avatar #141 to #139 - nxtasa (05/09/2012) [-]
He was referring to degrees Kelvin. -273 Kelvin is absolute zero and nothing gets colder.
#147 to #141 - upyoursnumbnuts (05/09/2012) [-]
No, 0 kelvin is absolute zero. You mean -237 Celsius.
User avatar #149 to #141 - skorne (05/09/2012) [-]
that's what he's saying, the chart goes lower even though that's impossible

User avatar #179 to #141 - peterjustin (05/09/2012) [-]
0 Kelvin or ca. -273 degrees Celsius = absolute zero.
User avatar #169 to #141 - satyrn (05/09/2012) [-]
-273 kelvin is 272.85 degrees below absolute zero. I think you kinda missed the point of the kelvin scale...
#148 to #141 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/09/2012) [-]
That why I lost my laughter mood after that came up, just because it's physically impossible.
That why I lost my laughter mood after that came up, just because it's physically impossible.
User avatar #242 - jogge (05/09/2012) [-]
everyone knows Greeks cant afford sweaters.
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User avatar #254 to #249 - bananamilkshake (05/09/2012) [-]
too bad only eurofags will get this
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User avatar #266 to #255 - wrought (05/09/2012) [-]
Second.
User avatar #260 to #255 - bananamilkshake (05/09/2012) [-]
well congrats then, you're well informed.
#257 to #254 - John Cena (05/09/2012) [-]
I'm an Americfag and i get this...
User avatar #272 to #257 - misterblack (05/09/2012) [-]
Seconded.
User avatar #284 to #272 - thethread ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
Thirded
#312 to #254 - fuckingponyroll (05/09/2012) [-]
Or people who care about World events
#286 to #254 - whereistherumgone (05/09/2012) [-]
In my part of London all the greeks are filthy rich.
In my part of London all the greeks are filthy rich.
User avatar #265 to #254 - shallowloqi (05/09/2012) [-]
I'm an amerifag.
#252 - John Cena (05/09/2012) [-]
Да ладно вам, у нас не так уж и холодно. А летом вообще до +35.
From Russia with love.
#162 - thomasdude (05/09/2012) [-]
-80° lol
User avatar #76 - thunderplop (05/09/2012) [-]
i am russian and i have experienced -46C before had to wear long sleeve :(
#158 - icytime (05/09/2012) [-]
<mfw I'm Alaskan.
<mfw I'm Alaskan.
User avatar #194 to #158 - JamesCraft (05/09/2012) [-]
Me too! Wasilla to be exact.

#268 to #158 - dylanmart (05/09/2012) [-]
I could figure it out by your name.
#285 to #224 - John Cena (05/09/2012) [-]
It's km/h and not kph
#160 - warpedspace (05/09/2012) [-]
What about Canada eh?
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