Temperature. eins zwei drei vier fünf. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them]. A hot
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Temperature. eins zwei drei vier fünf. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them]. A

eins zwei drei vier fünf

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Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America. in Russia it Thickens.
French cars don' t .
10'' - You' re planning a vacation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
O'' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
ti'' - German cars don' t . Hawaiians we dead.
30'' - Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
35" - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
400 - You' re planning a hot tub bath. Swedish cars don' t
42“ - " stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All are dead. Politicians really start doing something
For the homeless.
513* - Your eyelids sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window in the bathroom.
Evil" - White bears moving south,
700 - The hell froze.,
Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lop land.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands it their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Team becomes the
world champion.
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#55 - JustTheTip
Reply +188
(05/09/2012) [-]
Canada was not included because we weren't affected by any of this. our soccer team still sucks thats why russia won the world cup.
Canada was not included because we weren't affected by any of this. our soccer team still sucks thats why russia won the world cup.
#64 to #55 - TardytheTurtle
Reply +11
(05/09/2012) [-]
your bears left
#123 to #64 - anonymouslive
Reply +74
(05/09/2012) [-]
****, now We have nothing to ride to work.
#128 to #123 - JustTheTip
Reply +11
(05/09/2012) [-]
its ok, we ll still have our dog sleds. trusty dogs unlike those damn pussy ass bears
its ok, we ll still have our dog sleds. trusty dogs unlike those damn pussy ass bears
#138 to #128 - anonymouslive
Reply +6
(05/09/2012) [-]
Dude, my bear got me there so much faster. When you get stuck behind some dogsleds on our one long road, that bear just ******* noms them.
#131 to #123 - anon
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
what about the moose O_O
#113 - popkornking
Reply +67
(05/09/2012) [-]
-500* Russians die, Canadians go inside.
#137 to #113 - ilovehitler
Reply +46
(05/09/2012) [-]
-1000 Canadians die, Russians get tired of being dead, revive themselves, find a way to heat up frozen vodka, get drunk.
#143 to #137 - doctorque
Reply +19
(05/09/2012) [-]
-10000 Russians are unable to heat up frozen vodka and develop the technology that can. In the process they reheat the planet and all the other humans melt out of the ice, somehow alive. Russians are continued to be ridiculed by everyone.
#83 - thepumpkinsrock
Reply +60
(05/09/2012) [-]
correction: Greeks put on sweaters... if they can afford them
#87 to #83 - mistlarousse
Reply +5
(05/09/2012) [-]
I actually laughed. Thumb for you!
#227 - kirkbot ONLINE
Reply +48
(05/09/2012) [-]
>-273° - absolute zero
>-295°
wat?

#243 to #227 - printerr
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
not for the Russians
#239 to #227 - antigravitycake
Reply +2
(05/09/2012) [-]
the movement in atoms starts reversing, time starts rewinding, reversing this whole event until everything is burned to ash :)
#386 to #239 - kirkbot ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
makes sense
#274 to #227 - pitface
Reply +4
(05/09/2012) [-]
only at a temperature below absolute zero will russia finally win the world cup.
#393 to #274 - anon
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
#223 - notsureifanon
Reply +29
(05/09/2012) [-]
#90 - wishicouldfly
Reply +29
(05/09/2012) [-]
How you know it's fake
#242 - jogge
Reply +24
(05/09/2012) [-]
everyone knows Greeks cant afford sweaters.
#249 to #242 - taylorpi **User deleted account**
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#254 to #249 - bananamilkshake
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
too bad only eurofags will get this
#255 to #254 - taylorpi **User deleted account**
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#266 to #255 - wrought
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
Second.
#260 to #255 - bananamilkshake
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
well congrats then, you're well informed.
#312 to #254 - fuckingponyroll
Reply +1
(05/09/2012) [-]
Or people who care about World events
#286 to #254 - whereistherumgone
Reply +1
(05/09/2012) [-]
In my part of London all the greeks are filthy rich.
In my part of London all the greeks are filthy rich.
#265 to #254 - shallowloqi
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
I'm an amerifag.
#257 to #254 - anon
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
I'm an Americfag and i get this...
#272 to #257 - misterblack
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
Seconded.
#284 to #272 - thethread ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
Thirded
#275 - drunkasaurus
Reply +21
(05/09/2012) [-]
since when do french cars ever start?
#158 - icytime ONLINE
Reply +21
(05/09/2012) [-]
<mfw I'm Alaskan.
<mfw I'm Alaskan.
#159 to #158 - usernameerror
Reply -7
(05/09/2012) [-]
#194 to #158 - JamesCraft
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
Me too! Wasilla to be exact.

#268 to #158 - dylanmart
Reply +1
(05/09/2012) [-]
I could figure it out by your name.
#229 - carnivoreapples
Reply -6
(05/09/2012) [-]
-295 degrees Celsius doesn't exist
#309 to #229 - nomadfourohthree
Reply -2
(05/09/2012) [-]
You ever been on Neptune?
#323 to #309 - TheMather ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
Sure, because Neptune is colder than absolute zero.

Absolute zero is for the record -273C°, the total absence of heat.
#230 to #229 - carnivoreapples
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
but people already said that
#235 to #229 - dantemp
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
He is pointing out the absolute zero, he knows that.
And if we are stating out ******** - is really that the most obviouse?

P.S. Up untill the end I wasn't even sure he was talking about celsius, it slightly ruined the joke. What was stoping the creator of this to put on a "C" after the mark for degrees.
#264 to #235 - toji **User deleted account**
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#241 to #229 - Bohya
Reply +20
(05/09/2012) [-]
He's implying that Russians are so hardcore that they can survive a temperature lower than absolute zero.
#324 to #241 - carnivoreapples
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
i know, i was just pointing out that it doesn't exist.
#245 to #241 - anon
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
I think it's more of they can't win the world cup unless there is a situation that defies the laws of thermodynamics...
#250 to #245 - Bohya
Reply +6
(05/09/2012) [-]
My mistake. It may have been this.