Die in peace now you can. your five words....bitch. The Secret Krabby Patty Formula tr you want to make Kratash Pattys at home them tallow the secret recipe whi bitch
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Die in peace now you can. your five words....bitch. The Secret Krabby Patty Formula tr you want to make Kratash Pattys at home them tallow the secret recipe whi

**** your five words....bitch

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The Secret Krabby Patty Formula
tr you want to make Kratash Pattys at home them tallow
the secret recipe which was published on Mck, Cqtm, t.
Do not show this tn Plankton!
Ingredients
Seaweed buns
q Imitation crab meat patty
Cheese
Sea ketchup
Sea Mustard
Sea lettuce
Sea tomato
pickles
Sea Onion
Q teaspoons chopped celery
teaspoons chopped onion
monsoon negate bis all
I teaspoons thyme
2 eggs
1 Lb frozen imitation crab meat [defrosted and smashed
in a food processor}
M cups seasoned bread crumbs
t tablespoons mustard dijon
1 tablespoons mayonnaise plus more for dipping sauce
salt and pepper (to taste]
Ketchup for dipping sauce
method:
1. Combine crab meat with ingredients In a bowl,
2. Preheat oven to and d _ was and one for IO minutes
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#146 - SHAMU (05/09/2012) [-]
You dun' goofed.
You dun' goofed.
#169 to #146 - tonyspinners (05/09/2012) [-]
"Let's do this Plankton"
"Let's do this Plankton"
#183 to #169 - SHAMU (05/09/2012) [-]
<---- This is you, after I'm through.
#1 - zedd (05/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #10 to #1 - gamerjunk (05/08/2012) [-]
**gamerjunk rolls 93** dubs and he rules the world
User avatar #12 to #1 - wilburn (05/08/2012) [-]
**wilburn rolls 47**

dubs and he gets smashed
User avatar #7 to #1 - volconhammer (05/08/2012) [-]
**volconhammer rolls 8,733** Only quads can stop him!
#17 to #7 - doritoseater (05/08/2012) [-]
**doritoseater rolls 5,628**
#21 to #17 - xchocolatethunderx (05/08/2012) [-]
**xchocolatethunderx rolls 1,132** DIE!
#22 to #21 - whofortytwo (05/08/2012) [-]
**whofortytwo rolls 9,673**
#56 to #17 - hikazaru (05/08/2012) [-]
**hikazaru rolls 4,169**
User avatar #8 to #7 - tankeruber (05/08/2012) [-]
**tankeruber rolls 5,403**
User avatar #9 to #1 - potatochipp (05/08/2012) [-]
**potatochipp rolls 3,314**
#19 to #1 - timeagain (05/08/2012) [-]
By the sweet breath of Satan. what the jiggity damn have we done?!
#83 to #1 - mytrakytra (05/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Meanwhile at the lab!
#2 to #1 - tonyspinners (05/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #35 - bchewey (05/08/2012) [-]
that still looks like a fetus when he grabs it
+1
#41 to #35 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #176 to #35 - TehGordonFreeman (05/09/2012) [-]
oh **** i can't stop laughing
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#111 - itrollzyou (05/08/2012) [-]
Plankton has a computer wife, and you just posted this on the internet.
Plankton has a computer wife, and you just posted this on the internet.
#156 - twatmissile (05/09/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Burgers **
<---- and now for the final, secret ingredient
#164 to #156 - bipolarfurry (05/09/2012) [-]
EPIC ROLL IS EPIC
EPIC ROLL IS EPIC
#166 to #156 - tonyspinners (05/09/2012) [-]
Oh God that was beautiful   
   
I like how he's running away because he knows he's the last ingredient.
Oh God that was beautiful

I like how he's running away because he knows he's the last ingredient.
#59 - solidone (05/08/2012) [-]
That means that Mr. Krabs was serving crab meat to his customers...
#77 to #59 - kusherboy (05/08/2012) [-]
**kusherboy rolls 535** you ever notice how his mom stopped appearing in the show
#31 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
why would Mr.Crab use Crab meat?
User avatar #37 to #31 - dannyqd (05/08/2012) [-]
Because its the last thing anyone would expect...... ******* genius.
User avatar #38 to #31 - SniperKitty (05/08/2012) [-]
That's why his only relative is a whale... he killed the rest of them for his Kraby Patties
#44 to #38 - spacemonkeyjer (05/08/2012) [-]
explain this then will u plz???
his mom is a crab
User avatar #119 to #44 - trojanmannn (05/08/2012) [-]
Her meat is expired
#43 to #31 - volleys (05/08/2012) [-]
"Umm.. Excuse me! Imitation Crab!!!"
#16 - herecomesjohnny (05/08/2012) [-]
i thought the secret ingredient was love.
#30 to #29 - Magnisethered (05/08/2012) [-]
Nothing personal. Just made me lawl
#138 - datsass (05/09/2012) [-]
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#65 - leredspy (05/08/2012) [-]
What I learned on Funny Junk today is...
User avatar #74 - mikeliterous (05/08/2012) [-]
so Mr. Crabs sells fake crab meat patties.... what?
User avatar #4 - shinigamigod (05/08/2012) [-]
Crab meat?
So Mr Crabs made a burger out of his own people?
User avatar #110 to #4 - brettyoke (05/08/2012) [-]
Can nobody on this ******* site read? IMITATION CRAB MEAT
User avatar #26 to #4 - therulethirtyfour (05/08/2012) [-]
Do you see any other crabs around? His daughter is a whale.
#136 to #4 - kinggkinggk (05/09/2012) [-]
<This is the mastermind
#23 to #4 - shabusnelik (05/08/2012) [-]
It was Imitation crab meat
#5 to #4 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
Well it WAS a secret.
User avatar #32 to #4 - mrvalane ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE
User avatar #36 to #32 - gespony ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
taste like crab, talk like people
#140 - thefasrdog (05/09/2012) [-]
Wait a minuet? Why would Mrs.Krabs make food out of his own kind...Unless he is more ****** up than previously thought.
#141 to #140 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
imitation imitation... MOTHER ******* IMITATION
User avatar #143 to #141 - thefasrdog (05/09/2012) [-]
Still kind of ****** up if you ask me...
#157 to #140 - willywally (05/09/2012) [-]
That's not even a real word!
#170 to #157 - bipolarfurry (05/09/2012) [-]
i think you are looking for this
#185 to #170 - willywally (05/09/2012) [-]
Why thank you, I was looking for that.
#144 to #140 - trollinggenius (05/09/2012) [-]
it says "IMITATION" not legit crab meat.
mfw no one reads previous comments
User avatar #155 to #144 - bleebloo (05/09/2012) [-]
But if it's imitation, THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT HAVE TASTED CRAB MEAT, OH ****
#182 to #155 - trollinggenius (05/09/2012) [-]
whats wrong with PEOPLE tasting CRAB meat? isnt that supposed to be normal?
whats wrong with PEOPLE tasting CRAB meat? isnt that supposed to be normal?
User avatar #95 - angreif (05/08/2012) [-]
i'd just like to point out that they're baking the buns into the burger
#90 - legitpedobear (05/08/2012) [-]
Mr. Crabs sells burgers made out of crab meat? THAT SICK 			****		!
Mr. Crabs sells burgers made out of crab meat? THAT SICK **** !
#92 to #90 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
Why the hell would he do that . it say IMITATION crab meat. idiot
User avatar #99 to #92 - dextromaxhbr (05/08/2012) [-]
but who eats imitation human meat?
User avatar #109 to #99 - kisman (05/08/2012) [-]
japan
User avatar #107 to #99 - FailureToComply (05/08/2012) [-]
I do
User avatar #128 to #99 - StrayBullet (05/08/2012) [-]
They say human and pig taste similar. So every time you've eaten bacon...
#98 - trollinggenius (05/08/2012) [-]
ever since i was a young lad, it drove me ******* nuts, not to know the secret formula, but to know what the ************* taste like. The only times i found peace was when i had the krabby patty gummies on halloween.
mfw
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