My reaction coming on funnyjunk today. Seriously, where the has this come from?.. Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth.
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My reaction coming on funnyjunk today

Seriously, where the **** has this come from?

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#2 - sinisterlion (05/07/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth.
Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth.
User avatar #31 - tastypaste (05/08/2012) [+] (20 replies)
the high you get from rubbing the toothpaste on your nipple is pretty intense. The trip is different for everyone though. Mine was pretty intense but mellow at the same time, it occurs when some of the oxidizing chemicals from the toothpaste enter your bloodstream through your nipples ( you could do that or directly inject it, which will probably kill you). Just make sure not to put more than a pea size drop on each nipple or you're going to have a bad time
Have Fun kids!
User avatar #36 to #31 - bronymaster (05/08/2012) [-]
how long should it take cause all thats happened so far is nipples that smell minty
#33 - lynchdude (05/08/2012) [-]
**lynchdude rolled a random image posted in comment #4239504 at FJ Pony Thread ** my reaction to tooth pasting
#297 - asgerfh (05/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**asgerfh rolls 01**
#323 - peacetrooper (05/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So I googled it and got this: "The art of rubbing Toothpaste onto your nipples in the attempt to get a legal high."
So I googled it and got this: "The art of rubbing Toothpaste onto your nipples in the attempt to get a legal high."
#1 - jeffellis (05/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
its people being stupid putting toothpaste on their nips getting high of it.
its people being stupid putting toothpaste on their nips getting high of it.
#55 - intellectualsexual (05/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
....I made my friend do it.... his nipples are all swollen and red. he says it just feels like there a large amount of toothpaste on his nipples.
....I made my friend do it.... his nipples are all swollen and red. he says it just feels like there a large amount of toothpaste on his nipples.
#126 - doffe (05/08/2012) [+] (6 replies)
For all of you that don't know what toothpasting is:

The main ingredient in toothpaste is some kind of flouride salt, like sodium flouride or stannous flouride. Some cheaper brands of toothpaste will settle with olaflur, a hydrophobic organic flouride salt.
In the mouth salivary amylase breaks this down into a harmless organic chemical and free flouride ion. The flouride is what helps kill bacteria.

However, olaflur, by virtue of being a long chain organic molecule, is somewhat lipophilic, meaning it can pass through phospholipid bilayer membranes (ie cell membranes, ie your skin).
Granted it's not terribly lipophilic though, so it needs some help. The nipples, due to their porous structures (how else do you think milk can be secreted from them), allow for much easier passage than other areas of the body.
Since toothpaste also contains a variety of abrasives to help clear bacterial plaques (such as calcium carbonate), placing the paste tightly against the nipples (such as with duct tape) damages the skin during normal movement and soon allows olaflur to pass through.

Now, as I'm sure we all know, the nipples are erogenous zones. When stimulated they become erect. Like penile erection, this requires increased blood flow to the nipple.
Since the nipples are being stimulated by a combination of the duct tape and the toothpaste (further exacerbated by the mint flavorings) this results in greatly increased bloodflow which allows the now-absorbed olaflur to enter the blood where it then dissociates into the organic ion and flouride ion.

At this point flouride ion is transported to the brain where it passes through the blood-brain barrier due to its small size.
Due to its negative charge it is capable of interferring with ion concentrations in the cerebrospinal fluid and alter the firing rates of neurons in the brain. This is what causes the high that is often reported with pasting.

Not my text: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3668001/troll+dad/65#65
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#109 - celend (05/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
*Sigh I suppose i'll post this again   
Y'all 						*******					. This is an idea from a /b/ thread yesterday. It's meant to explode in such popularity that it ends up in media.    
   
This is supposedly going to make you high.    
Oh, and the *le is to make everyone believe it's 9fags doing
*Sigh I suppose i'll post this again
Y'all ******* . This is an idea from a /b/ thread yesterday. It's meant to explode in such popularity that it ends up in media.

This is supposedly going to make you high.
Oh, and the *le is to make everyone believe it's 9fags doing
#166 - mhorn (05/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the real reason people do it
the real reason people do it
#74 - notmadguy (05/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
According to Urbandictionary...

Toothpasting:
When a girl poops and there is still a piece stuck inside so she fingers her vagina to urge the nugget the rest of the way out of her ass.

Tooth pasting:
Grinding some hard dick.

???


#368 - franklinstar (05/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**franklinstar rolls 1**
#343 - polikon (05/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**polikon rolls 66** first I give you dubs.   
and now I give you MFW I went to buy toothpaste
**polikon rolls 66** first I give you dubs.
and now I give you MFW I went to buy toothpaste
#195 - taygah (05/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #20 - RandomFlavs (05/08/2012) [-]
Imagine the stoners screaming "Who gots the Colgate??"..
User avatar #309 - TarnRazor ONLINE (05/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This is almost as stupid as putting Bengay on your balls.
User avatar #29 - Crazywithanx (05/08/2012) [-]
When I was like 11 or 12 and just learning about fapping, my older brother said to put toothpaste on my balls and it will feel 100x better, and I learned my lesson good.
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