My reaction coming on funnyjunk today. Seriously, where the has this come from?.. Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth. confused gandalf toothpasting
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#2 - sinisterlion (05/07/2012) [-]
Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth.
Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth.
#4 to #2 - jeffellis (05/07/2012) [-]
no i prefer heroine.
#125 to #4 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
Heroine is a female hero. Heroin is the drug you're looking for.
#294 to #125 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]






I would prefer a heroine as well
#201 to #125 - thecuntdestroyerr (05/08/2012) [-]
this is not the heroine you are looking for
#5 to #2 - InfernalOneShot (05/07/2012) [-]
Shall do, thanks for the advice
#14 to #2 - atilia (05/07/2012) [-]
Take this... It's dangerous to toothpaste alone.
#415 to #14 - kampi (05/08/2012) [-]
That sound like you accidently sentence that you did.
#166 - mhorn (05/08/2012) [-]
the real reason people do it
the real reason people do it
#323 - peacetrooper (05/08/2012) [-]
So I googled it and got this: "The art of rubbing Toothpaste onto your nipples in the attempt to get a legal high."
So I googled it and got this: "The art of rubbing Toothpaste onto your nipples in the attempt to get a legal high."
#327 to #323 - SweetSassyMolassy (05/08/2012) [-]
What people would do these days to get high.
What people would do these days to get high.
User avatar #20 - RandomFlavs (05/08/2012) [-]
Imagine the stoners screaming "Who gots the Colgate??"..
User avatar #309 - TarnRazor (05/08/2012) [-]
This is almost as stupid as putting Bengay on your balls.
#311 to #309 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
It's not stupid if you convince your friend to do it and then put it on film.
#318 to #311 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
It's not stupid if you convinced your friend to persuade your friend to put it and then film him filming it on film.
#320 to #309 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
Although Bengay on your balls actually does give you high.
#297 - asgerfh (05/08/2012) [-]
**asgerfh rolls 01**
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#302 to #297 - gorden (05/08/2012) [-]
awtsome roll
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#237 to #228 - stallwallwriter (05/08/2012) [-]
I can't not read it in his voice!
#1 - jeffellis (05/07/2012) [-]
its people being stupid putting toothpaste on their nips getting high of it.
its people being stupid putting toothpaste on their nips getting high of it.
#3 to #1 - InfernalOneShot (05/07/2012) [-]
What that sounds like to me.
#11 to #1 - deathlordgusta (05/07/2012) [-]
seriously?
#369 - sirfistalot (05/08/2012) [-]
what? toothpasting? what the hell is it? I m really confused
what? toothpasting? what the hell is it? I m really confused
#403 to #369 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
they say that when u put toothpaste on ur nips, you start to feel a little high,. but it isnt true at all. it just makes ur nips cold.
User avatar #419 to #403 - sirfistalot (05/08/2012) [-]
why would you..feel high..and..I dont even..
#74 - notmadguy (05/08/2012) [-]
According to Urbandictionary...

Toothpasting:
When a girl poops and there is still a piece stuck inside so she fingers her vagina to urge the nugget the rest of the way out of her ass.

Tooth pasting:
Grinding some hard dick.

???


#77 to #74 - rabbitfood (05/08/2012) [-]
yea, that's the one I know about, what's this I hear about nipples?
yea, that's the one I know about, what's this I hear about nipples?
#33 - lynchdude (05/08/2012) [-]
**lynchdude rolled a random image posted in comment #4239504 at FJ Pony Thread ** my reaction to tooth pasting
#368 - franklinstar (05/08/2012) [-]
**franklinstar rolls 1**
User avatar #377 to #368 - dountcountthesheep (05/08/2012) [-]
Made me lol


#394 to #377 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
Making you his one friend
#399 to #368 - notoriousD (05/08/2012) [-]
This is that friend.
#73 - Miggles (05/08/2012) [-]
>Dont know what toothpasting is.
> decide to look it up
>go to urbandictionary
>Dafaq?
#82 to #73 - mukashi (05/08/2012) [-]
mfw that picture
User avatar #31 - tastypaste (05/08/2012) [-]
the high you get from rubbing the toothpaste on your nipple is pretty intense. The trip is different for everyone though. Mine was pretty intense but mellow at the same time, it occurs when some of the oxidizing chemicals from the toothpaste enter your bloodstream through your nipples ( you could do that or directly inject it, which will probably kill you). Just make sure not to put more than a pea size drop on each nipple or you're going to have a bad time
Have Fun kids!
User avatar #41 to #31 - OmeglePrankerGirl (05/08/2012) [-]
No more than a pea size? Dude, I ******* smeared that **** everywhere. I'm going to die.
User avatar #181 to #41 - bergskaug (05/08/2012) [-]
haha me too :P but now i'm sitting here like an idiot with toothpaste on my nipples and i don't know what the **** to do :P
User avatar #36 to #31 - bronymaster (05/08/2012) [-]
how long should it take cause all thats happened so far is nipples that smell minty
#39 to #36 - Enternal (05/08/2012) [-]
because of your profile gif. i imagined apple bloom doing that and i damn near pissed myself i was laughing so hard.
<-------pic related, its what i get high on
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#37 to #36 - toly (05/08/2012) [-]
rofl
User avatar #38 to #37 - bronymaster (05/08/2012) [-]
how long should it take, cus i've been sitting here for like an hour with toothpaste on my nipples like an idiot
User avatar #43 to #38 - silvanyis (05/08/2012) [-]
Dear it's a joke. You already put toothpaste in your mucus membrane AKA your mouth (at least I hope you do). You've never gotten high off toothpaste before have you? What makes you think your nipples, something that has less of a direct link to your bloodstream, would be a viable source for your high?

Idiot.
User avatar #44 to #43 - bronymaster (05/08/2012) [-]
you know i was joking right seriously
User avatar #46 to #44 - silvanyis (05/08/2012) [-]
Whats hilarious is the people who -aren't-. 8/10. I thought you were serious.

#58 to #46 - accdodson (05/08/2012) [-]
what if he wasn't joking and now he's just covering his ass? And would it still be 8/10 for making you believe he was joking?
what if he wasn't joking and now he's just covering his ass? And would it still be 8/10 for making you believe he was joking?
User avatar #59 to #58 - silvanyis (05/08/2012) [-]
...Yeah probably!

Honestly the whole pasting thing is worse than fingerboxes.
User avatar #61 to #59 - accdodson (05/08/2012) [-]
I heard about it on the radio today, so I'm going to say that /b/ was successful. Kind of scary really
User avatar #62 to #61 - silvanyis (05/08/2012) [-]
Scary in the sense that the world at large is that stupid? Yeah. :)
User avatar #71 to #62 - tharic (05/08/2012) [-]
and whats fingerboxes?
User avatar #72 to #71 - silvanyis (05/08/2012) [-]
I direct your attention to google.
User avatar #76 to #72 - tharic (05/08/2012) [-]
yeeaahhhh gonna try urbandictionary first
User avatar #47 to #46 - bronymaster (05/08/2012) [-]
it is prty funny

it's late im going to hit the hay
User avatar #239 to #44 - Galante (05/08/2012) [-]
I seriously doubt you were joking...
#343 - polikon (05/08/2012) [-]
**polikon rolls 66** first I give you dubs.   
and now I give you MFW I went to buy toothpaste
**polikon rolls 66** first I give you dubs.
and now I give you MFW I went to buy toothpaste
#264 to #209 - dickthebutt (05/08/2012) [-]
Except for you Boromir....
you died...
#55 - intellectualsexual (05/08/2012) [-]
....I made my friend do it.... his nipples are all swollen and red. he says it just feels like there a large amount of toothpaste on his nipples.
....I made my friend do it.... his nipples are all swollen and red. he says it just feels like there a large amount of toothpaste on his nipples.
User avatar #69 to #55 - SwiftNinja (05/08/2012) [-]
Yeeaaah... You're "Friend"
#70 to #69 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
******* lol. And your*
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