My reaction coming on funnyjunk today. Seriously, where the has this come from?.. Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth. confused gandalf toothpasting
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - sinisterlion
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Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth.
Yeah... I wouldn't try it, heard there are some long-term effects. Just stick to meth.
#388 to #2 - theomegaman
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#145 to #2 - localcatbarber
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#5 to #2 - InfernalOneShot [OP]
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Shall do, thanks for the advice
#4 to #2 - jeffellis
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no i prefer heroine.
#125 to #4 - anon id: dbd9339f
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Heroine is a female hero. Heroin is the drug you're looking for.
#188 to #125 - InfernalOneShot [OP]
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#201 to #125 - thecuntdestroyerr
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this is not the heroine you are looking for
#294 to #125 - anon id: 0a21979d
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I would prefer a heroine as well
#14 to #2 - atilia
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Take this... It's dangerous to toothpaste alone.
#415 to #14 - kampi
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That sound like you accidently sentence that you did.
User avatar #31 - tastypaste
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the high you get from rubbing the toothpaste on your nipple is pretty intense. The trip is different for everyone though. Mine was pretty intense but mellow at the same time, it occurs when some of the oxidizing chemicals from the toothpaste enter your bloodstream through your nipples ( you could do that or directly inject it, which will probably kill you). Just make sure not to put more than a pea size drop on each nipple or you're going to have a bad time
Have Fun kids!
User avatar #41 to #31 - OmeglePrankerGirl
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No more than a pea size? Dude, I ******* smeared that **** everywhere. I'm going to die.
User avatar #181 to #41 - bergskaug
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haha me too :P but now i'm sitting here like an idiot with toothpaste on my nipples and i don't know what the **** to do :P
User avatar #36 to #31 - bronymaster
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how long should it take cause all thats happened so far is nipples that smell minty
#39 to #36 - Enternal
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because of your profile gif. i imagined apple bloom doing that and i damn near pissed myself i was laughing so hard.
<-------pic related, its what i get high on
#65 to #39 - gatodelfuego
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#37 to #36 - toly
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rofl
User avatar #38 to #37 - bronymaster
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how long should it take, cus i've been sitting here for like an hour with toothpaste on my nipples like an idiot
User avatar #43 to #38 - silvanyis
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Dear it's a joke. You already put toothpaste in your mucus membrane AKA your mouth (at least I hope you do). You've never gotten high off toothpaste before have you? What makes you think your nipples, something that has less of a direct link to your bloodstream, would be a viable source for your high?

Idiot.
User avatar #44 to #43 - bronymaster
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you know i was joking right seriously
User avatar #46 to #44 - silvanyis
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Whats hilarious is the people who -aren't-. 8/10. I thought you were serious.

#58 to #46 - accdodson
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what if he wasn't joking and now he's just covering his ass? And would it still be 8/10 for making you believe he was joking?
what if he wasn't joking and now he's just covering his ass? And would it still be 8/10 for making you believe he was joking?
User avatar #59 to #58 - silvanyis
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...Yeah probably!

Honestly the whole pasting thing is worse than fingerboxes.
User avatar #61 to #59 - accdodson
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I heard about it on the radio today, so I'm going to say that /b/ was successful. Kind of scary really
User avatar #62 to #61 - silvanyis
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Scary in the sense that the world at large is that stupid? Yeah. :)
User avatar #71 to #62 - tharic
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and whats fingerboxes?
User avatar #72 to #71 - silvanyis
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I direct your attention to google.
User avatar #76 to #72 - tharic
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yeeaahhhh gonna try urbandictionary first
User avatar #47 to #46 - bronymaster
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it is prty funny

it's late im going to hit the hay
User avatar #239 to #44 - Galante
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I seriously doubt you were joking...
#33 - lynchdude
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**lynchdude rolled a random image posted in comment #4239504 at FJ Pony Thread ** my reaction to tooth pasting
#297 - asgerfh
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**asgerfh rolls 01**
#302 to #297 - gorden
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awtsome roll
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#323 - peacetrooper
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So I googled it and got this: &quot;The art of rubbing Toothpaste onto your nipples in the attempt to get a legal high.&quot;
So I googled it and got this: "The art of rubbing Toothpaste onto your nipples in the attempt to get a legal high."
#327 to #323 - SweetSassyMolassy
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What people would do these days to get high.
What people would do these days to get high.
#332 to #323 - cheffox
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#1 - jeffellis
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its people being stupid putting toothpaste on their nips getting high of it.
its people being stupid putting toothpaste on their nips getting high of it.
#407 to #1 - twiztidxson
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#3 to #1 - InfernalOneShot [OP]
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What that sounds like to me.
#11 to #1 - deathlordgusta
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seriously?
#55 - intellectualsexual
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....I made my friend do it.... his nipples are all swollen and red. he says it just feels like there a large amount of toothpaste on his nipples.
....I made my friend do it.... his nipples are all swollen and red. he says it just feels like there a large amount of toothpaste on his nipples.
User avatar #69 to #55 - SwiftNinja
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Yeeaaah... You're "Friend"
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#70 to #69 - anon id: 72ab8c4f
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******* lol. And your*
#126 - doffe
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For all of you that don't know what toothpasting is:

The main ingredient in toothpaste is some kind of flouride salt, like sodium flouride or stannous flouride. Some cheaper brands of toothpaste will settle with olaflur, a hydrophobic organic flouride salt.
In the mouth salivary amylase breaks this down into a harmless organic chemical and free flouride ion. The flouride is what helps kill bacteria.

However, olaflur, by virtue of being a long chain organic molecule, is somewhat lipophilic, meaning it can pass through phospholipid bilayer membranes (ie cell membranes, ie your skin).
Granted it's not terribly lipophilic though, so it needs some help. The nipples, due to their porous structures (how else do you think milk can be secreted from them), allow for much easier passage than other areas of the body.
Since toothpaste also contains a variety of abrasives to help clear bacterial plaques (such as calcium carbonate), placing the paste tightly against the nipples (such as with duct tape) damages the skin during normal movement and soon allows olaflur to pass through.

Now, as I'm sure we all know, the nipples are erogenous zones. When stimulated they become erect. Like penile erection, this requires increased blood flow to the nipple.
Since the nipples are being stimulated by a combination of the duct tape and the toothpaste (further exacerbated by the mint flavorings) this results in greatly increased bloodflow which allows the now-absorbed olaflur to enter the blood where it then dissociates into the organic ion and flouride ion.

At this point flouride ion is transported to the brain where it passes through the blood-brain barrier due to its small size.
Due to its negative charge it is capable of interferring with ion concentrations in the cerebrospinal fluid and alter the firing rates of neurons in the brain. This is what causes the high that is often reported with pasting.

Not my text: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3668001/troll+dad/65#65
#134 to #126 - anon id: 7e693353
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This isn't entirely correct. Titanium dioxide is what gives you the high, not the fluoride.
Using large words will only make the less intelligent green thumb.
#184 to #134 - anon id: 69f36748
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at drawing **   
   
   
   
Although you're partially right for attributing the surge of &quot;high&quot; coming from titanium dioxide, there are quite a few train of thoughts as to how the high originates from the toothpaste. Another chemical which fuses with the cartilage in your nipples, giving you a high long after you've removed the toothpaste from your nipples (washing, brushing, whatever), known as the fluoro-domo-arigato-mister-roboto plausibly makes people believe in this bull **** and mfw when people try it.
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Although you're partially right for attributing the surge of "high" coming from titanium dioxide, there are quite a few train of thoughts as to how the high originates from the toothpaste. Another chemical which fuses with the cartilage in your nipples, giving you a high long after you've removed the toothpaste from your nipples (washing, brushing, whatever), known as the fluoro-domo-arigato-mister-roboto plausibly makes people believe in this bull **** and mfw when people try it.


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#137 to #134 - anon id: 00ee43dc
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shhhh
#146 to #126 - anon id: edfe6043
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mfw I don't care
mfw I don't care
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#237 to #228 - stallwallwriter
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I can't not read it in his voice!
#109 - celend
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*Sigh I suppose i'll post this again   
Y'all *******. This is an idea from a /b/ thread yesterday. It's meant to explode in such popularity that it ends up in media.    
   
This is supposedly going to make you high.    
Oh, and the *le is to make everyone believe it's 9fags doing
*Sigh I suppose i'll post this again
Y'all *******. This is an idea from a /b/ thread yesterday. It's meant to explode in such popularity that it ends up in media.

This is supposedly going to make you high.
Oh, and the *le is to make everyone believe it's 9fags doing
#156 to #109 - anon id: b2b761b6
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&gt;yesterday
>yesterday
#159 to #156 - celend
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Gif is mfw
Gif is mfw
#114 to #109 - comeatmebrother
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