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#887 - drakesblood (05/08/2012) [-]
If you don't get the jokes, skip, don't go and make yourself look like one...
#902 to #887 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#955 to #902 - drakesblood (05/08/2012) [-]
Clearly, you need to roll your fat, 12 year old, American ass out of your computer chair, and take a break from COD.

Maybe get yourself some medication too.

Oh, and an education.
#949 to #902 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2012) [-]
lol you butthurt
#915 to #902 - krazyspoonheadboy (05/08/2012) [-]
first of all, its "guerilla warfare," not "gorilla warfare," second: you're an idot. not the normal run of the mill idiot, oh no, you're the kind of guy that makes the kids that sit in the corner and lick paint off of the wall look like a team of highly trained 						*******					 rocket scientists. you're a butthurt little 12 year old. its the goddamn internet and the military will not let you destroy someone because you couldnt take little comment that hurt your feelings. not to mention you said you graduated from the top of your class in the Navy Seals, then went on to say how you had access to the entire marine arsenal. Im pretty sure the only ability you have is to make yourself look like the biggest idiot in a room, in any situation. no one cares that you're a pussy. no one. by all means, tell me all the things you'll do to me as well, ill gladly help you archive them into your diary so you can share your feelings with your girl-friends. you're not scaring anyone....ever. give up. apologize and go back to your strict diet of pediasure and semen.
first of all, its "guerilla warfare," not "gorilla warfare," second: you're an idot. not the normal run of the mill idiot, oh no, you're the kind of guy that makes the kids that sit in the corner and lick paint off of the wall look like a team of highly trained ******* rocket scientists. you're a butthurt little 12 year old. its the goddamn internet and the military will not let you destroy someone because you couldnt take little comment that hurt your feelings. not to mention you said you graduated from the top of your class in the Navy Seals, then went on to say how you had access to the entire marine arsenal. Im pretty sure the only ability you have is to make yourself look like the biggest idiot in a room, in any situation. no one cares that you're a pussy. no one. by all means, tell me all the things you'll do to me as well, ill gladly help you archive them into your diary so you can share your feelings with your girl-friends. you're not scaring anyone....ever. give up. apologize and go back to your strict diet of pediasure and semen.
#906 to #902 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2012) [-]
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