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baby dont hurt me

baby dont hurt me. no more no more dun dun dund u nd jnduind Dear god at the grammar. r be in ah grade tard named legitimetly fined sitting in class leeking at

no more no more dun dun dund u nd jnduind
Dear god at the grammar

r be in ah grade
tard named legitimetly fined sitting in class leeking at eek upside
dawn
r be minding his own buisness
r bitch walks in
r calls him by his tard codename we all gave him " DERF"
r derf leeks up s bitch pretends in stumble
r shes peek " his desk
r Derf gees int: super saiyan tard
flail* DUN TEACH we BOOGAH
with the farce pf a rapid orangutans he tears his bag
the ground and preceded SC) cave the back pf said hitches
headin
r stars in awe s we all start laughing
r Derf screams and rages out pf classroom
teacher which is his first year teaching busts out lauging wing
in get help item intercom
r cant step laughing
mm we find derf sining in himself in the
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#19 - dickbuttfingers (05/07/2012) [-]
>Picking on disabled kids
>Can't spell for ****
#17 - anon (05/07/2012) [-]
I'm touched you decided to share this story, Derf. I have translated it for those who do not speak your language.

> I am in year 8
> Mentally challenged child actually named Fred (like the high pitched youtuber) is sitting in class looking at an upside down book
> He's minding his own business
> A female dog strolls in
> She calls him by his nickname we gave him "Derf"
> Derf looks up
>The female dog pretends to trip and stumble
> She shoves the books off of his desk
> Def goes into super Saiyan mentally mode - version mentally challenged. His power level is over 9000
>He flails his arms and legs about, yelling, "DUN TERCH MAH BOOKSH" (Do not touch my books)
>With the force of a thousand rabid orangutans, he lifts his bag from the ground and hits the girl with it, the force causing the back of her head to cave in
> The classroom stares in awe
> We all started laughing
> Derf screams and rage quits out of the classroom
> The teacher, who is in his first year of teaching, bursts out laughing while he attempts to get help on the intercom.
>We can't stop laughing
>My face when we find Derf singing to himself in the bathroom*
* Actual face not included in this comment.
#34 to #17 - personmans (05/08/2012) [-]
Close, if you wanted to truly translate, you would have put snobby girl or just girl instead of female dog, Yes, we all know bitch means female dog, but it is obvious he was using the term bitch in its slang form. After all, the point of a translator is to convey what someone is saying to people who do not understand them.
User avatar #15 - Ombra (05/07/2012) [-]
Poor kid...why would his parents name him Legitimate Fred?
User avatar #16 to #15 - narr (05/07/2012) [-]
I choked half to death at your comment. Thank you.
User avatar #21 to #15 - FelipeRuiz (05/07/2012) [-]
to differentiate him from his bastard brother, Illegitimate Larry.
#32 to #21 - icedmantwo (05/08/2012) [-]
oh god for some reason that made me laugh so hard
#39 to #21 - xTHExGAMEx (05/08/2012) [-]
Thread full of win. Can finally cross, "Actually lol while on funnyjunk" off of my bucket list.
#35 to #21 - thedarkassassin (05/08/2012) [-]
I can't stop laughing!
I can't stop laughing!
User avatar #63 to #21 - Ombra (05/08/2012) [-]
It seems Funnyjunk enjoyed our comments. Bro-pound for teamwork *raises fist*
User avatar #22 to #21 - Ombra (05/07/2012) [-]
Lmao!
#7 - drdres (05/07/2012) [-]
Wat?
Wat?
User avatar #6 - lilbobalot (05/07/2012) [-]
Seriously, when we have to read each line multiple times to figure out what you're saying, you're no better than 'DERF'
User avatar #8 to #6 - narr (05/07/2012) [-]
Dramatic effect.

#29 - randompersonthingy (05/08/2012) [-]
**randompersonthingy rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at And boom goes the dynamite **   
what?
**randompersonthingy rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at And boom goes the dynamite **
what?
#27 - copperman (05/08/2012) [-]
mfw reading
User avatar #25 - brennankk (05/07/2012) [-]
Did the retard write this?
#41 - hydraetis (05/08/2012) [-]
Clearly you must be as retarded as "Derf".
Clearly you must be as retarded as "Derf".
#40 - africanking (05/08/2012) [-]
>looking at a book
>looking at a ook
>ooking at a ook
>ooking ook
>ook ook
>ook
#20 - themeade (05/07/2012) [-]
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#28 - Lintutu (05/08/2012) [-]
mfw terrible grammar
#49 - bakalakastan (05/08/2012) [-]
It hurt me to try to read this...
#9 - meloncube (05/07/2012) [-]
that image will never stop to creep the hell outta me
that image will never stop to creep the hell outta me
#42 - xathos (05/08/2012) [-]
durrrr

mfw the whole thing
#30 - poopcreamnipnip (05/08/2012) [-]
**poopcreamnipnip rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Facebuck ** Lost through that ****** grammar.
User avatar #11 - cantbackdown (05/07/2012) [-]
didnt understand most of what happened
#10 - defesede (05/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #23 - ihaveabagofshhhhh (05/07/2012) [-]
DUN TERCH MAH BOOKSH!
#48 - captaindubs ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
indeed
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