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Best Comebacks In History

One word, two word, red word, blue word.

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User avatar #5 - brockyboi (05/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Woman: If you were my husband, I would poison your drink
Churchill: If you were my wife, I would drink it.
That's my favorite comeback.
#13 - RandomDoofus (05/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Moral of the story: Churchill is fucking badass.
Moral of the story: Churchill is fucking badass.
User avatar #12 - eikedoffen (05/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You can never trust quote on the internet
- Abraham Lincoln
#19 - madsnyeng (05/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Best on is between the two cricketers Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes

GM: Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?
EB: because every time I sleep with your wife, she gives me a biscuit.
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#79 - SubjectThree (05/07/2012) [-]
Scene: Illinois

Drunk man: I promised myself if I ever met a man uglier than me, I should kill him.

Abraham Lincoln: Go ahead, if I really am uglier than you, then I don't want to live.
#110 - lolfire (05/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The best story I've heard about Churchill is when he walked into a bathroom and walked out less than a minute later.

A woman turned to him shocked and said "Mr Churchill, that was incredibly fast, you couldn't have washed your hands. We were taught always to wash our hands after using the bathroom!"

Churchill turned to the woman and said "My dear, where I'm from we were always taught not to piss on our hands."
#159 - whalefister (05/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
best quote
#89 - hauntzor (05/07/2012) [-]
another Churchill quote:

Woman: If I were ever your wife, I'd poison your coffee!
Churchill: And if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
#186 - tranminh ONLINE (05/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"Our arrows will blot out the sun."


"Then we will fight in the shade."

Before the battle of Thermopylae, Leonidas' General to a Persian messenger
#15 - biggieboy (05/07/2012) [-]
Churchill was badass
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#37 - azusa (05/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#38 - bobbinzz (05/07/2012) [-]
The best riposte of Churchill's comes from a conversation with Lady Astor:
LA: "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee"
WC "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
#127 - thatsmrnoob (05/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#74 - itotallylold (05/07/2012) [-]
Winston Churchill
#275 - zhooker (05/08/2012) [-]
You missed my favorite Winston Churchill quote:

Random Lady: If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee.

Winston Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
User avatar #7 - SlowpokeForever (05/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe I'm the only one, but.

Oh Wilde you glorious conversational bastard you :D
User avatar #223 - absoluteoctane (05/08/2012) [-]
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#141 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (05/07/2012) [-]
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