troll dad. dad scared the hell out of me when i was pasted. hey kidda, why are we running nut so fast?. >Don't pay phone bill >Internet cut >Two days later, it's back >Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples >The internet pasting
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#126 - coonmix (05/07/2012) [-]
>Don't pay phone bill
>Internet cut
>Two days later, it's back
>Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples
>The internet
User avatar #135 to #126 - jcadams (05/07/2012) [-]
i was here yesterday and it wasnt here yet but funnyjunkpicks up stuff fairly quickly gone 2 weeks max
#376 to #135 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
what the **** did you just say
User avatar #427 to #376 - jcadams (05/08/2012) [-]
sorry i was a little buzzed when i typed that comment
#409 to #376 - icytime (05/07/2012) [-]
He was here yesterday and tooth-pasting wasn't here but Funnyjunk picks up and drops fads easily, he thinks it'll be gone two weeks max.
He was here yesterday and tooth-pasting wasn't here but Funnyjunk picks up and drops fads easily, he thinks it'll be gone two weeks max.
#255 - wumbology (05/07/2012) [-]
I was gone barely 3 hours and everyone decides to rub toothpaste on their nipples.
I was gone barely 3 hours and everyone decides to rub toothpaste on their nipples.
#289 to #255 - zarallyn (05/07/2012) [-]
i was gone for a day, i dont even know what the **** is going on anymore.
#212 - conoriskool (05/07/2012) [-]
>Been studying Past few days
>No funnyjunk while studying
>Two days later, visit.
>Everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples
>The internet

User avatar #239 to #212 - rhblink (05/07/2012) [-]
Aww, what a studious little boy you are


#104 - warumo (05/07/2012) [-]
what the **** is up with all this ******* TOOTH PASTE POST?
#284 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
I'm gone for a week and everyone starts putting toothpaste on their nipples...
User avatar #131 - banette (05/07/2012) [-]
I didn't get on FJ for one day, and I come back and everyone's putting toothpaste on their nipples.

You people change so fast, almost always for the worse.
User avatar #139 to #131 - AnAnon (05/07/2012) [-]
My exact thoughts. xD
User avatar #154 to #131 - CPT Daisy (05/07/2012) [-]
its worse that ive been off for less then 12 hours and im still confused
User avatar #63 - nicrofl (05/07/2012) [-]
My internet goes down for a couple of day and now every one is talking about pasting. Please tell me what it is, I want to be hip and understand these jokes.
#64 to #63 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
Fluoride from toothpaste seeps into the skin of nipples and gets the user a feeling of light headedness and relaxation
#65 to #63 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
The main ingredient in toothpaste is some kind of flouride salt, like sodium flouride or stannous flouride. Some cheaper brands of toothpaste will settle with olaflur, a hydrophobic organic flouride salt.
In the mouth salivary amylase breaks this down into a harmless organic chemical and free flouride ion. The flouride is what helps kill bacteria.

However, olaflur, by virtue of being a long chain organic molecule, is somewhat lipophilic, meaning it can pass through phospholipid bilayer membranes (ie cell membranes, ie your skin).
Granted it's not terribly lipophilic though, so it needs some help. The nipples, due to their porous structures (how else do you think milk can be secreted from them), allow for much easier passage than other areas of the body.
Since toothpaste also contains a variety of abrasives to help clear bacterial plaques (such as calcium carbonate), placing the paste tightly against the nipples (such as with duct tape) damages the skin during normal movement and soon allows olaflur to pass through.

Now, as I'm sure we all know, the nipples are erogenous zones. When stimulated they become erect. Like penile erection, this requires increased blood flow to the nipple.
Since the nipples are being stimulated by a combination of the duct tape and the toothpaste (further exacerbated by the mint flavorings) this results in greatly increased bloodflow which allows the now-absorbed olaflur to enter the blood where it then dissociates into the organic ion and flouride ion.

At this point flouride ion is transported to the brain where it passes through the blood-brain barrier due to its small size.
Due to its negative charge it is capable of interferring with ion concentrations in the cerebrospinal fluid and alter the firing rates of neurons in the brain. This is what causes the high that is often reported with pasting.
User avatar #70 to #65 - nicrofl (05/07/2012) [-]
wait, your telling me, I can get high with regular toothpaste?, other questions, is colgate total good, and is there anything negative that can happen when pasting?

#72 to #70 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
Please don't do this. Make some better friends. "Toothpasting" as you stupid kids like to call it nowadays is extremely dangerous. (Not in the short term, but surely in the long term)

The flouride from the toothpaste soaks through the pores in the skin to the bloodstream. The chemical then irritates the tissues in the body, causing them to swell, reducing air flow to the brain. This low amount of oxygen causes an extreme light-headedness that give the subject the "high" felling.

Obviously this can lead to long term consequences like cancer.

User avatar #73 to #72 - nicrofl (05/07/2012) [-]
oh alright, Funnyjunk almost convinced me to rub toothpaste on my nipples. Don't paste, stick to meth.
#97 to #72 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
i'v heard putting Colgate toothpaste on your facial pimples with help them go away. if one did this would it have a a negative effect on their body?
#115 to #97 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
I'm gonna be a good guy here because I'm anon and let you all know that it's a troll, a huge sham, sorry to ruin your dreams of trolling, newfags.

Thumb me down to oblivion if you like, I'm anon.

You aggrivated brosephs?
User avatar #355 to #115 - nicrofl (05/07/2012) [-]
just saying, If you have sensodyne, colgate. or anything with a lot of flouride you will get high. After reading this and 6 other posts I googled, youtubed, and read around and found out you can actually get high and light headed, also your eyes do in fact get red. I didnt beleve it at first because seriously rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high sounds stupid as **** . On youtube I found videos of people pasting since 2010,so it is real. I'm never going to paste though, because if I ever do get high and im telling my friends my experience, I dont want to start the story by saying I got dank colgate and i rubbed toothpaste my nipples, plus I heard that there is a lot of negative **** that happens. But pasting is not all negative, a pro from pasting is that your nipples will smell minty.
#183 to #115 - xboxperks (05/07/2012) [-]
My amount of respect for one person (though I don't know who you are) went sky-rocketing up. Thank you.
My amount of respect for one person (though I don't know who you are) went sky-rocketing up. Thank you.
#351 to #97 - tcald (05/07/2012) [-]
this is actually true, not rubbing it in, but putting a small dab of toothpaste on a pimple or zit will dry it out via the menthol in the toothpaste. All it does is reduce the red, swollen-ness of it and helps dry it out making it less oily and just acting as a catalyst. It's not a skin treatment for sever acne though so don't go lathering your  face up in toothpaste.
this is actually true, not rubbing it in, but putting a small dab of toothpaste on a pimple or zit will dry it out via the menthol in the toothpaste. All it does is reduce the red, swollen-ness of it and helps dry it out making it less oily and just acting as a catalyst. It's not a skin treatment for sever acne though so don't go lathering your face up in toothpaste.
User avatar #390 to #72 - rockamekishiko (05/07/2012) [-]
You just copied and PASTED your response
#110 to #70 - Ginjaninja (05/07/2012) [-]
The whole things is a load of balls!
-It was a thread on 4chan literally YESTERDAY, someone said "Hey how about we fake a craze called 'toothpasting' and try and get the news to report on it"
-Then it escalated to people creating these exact comics that are littering funnyjunk saying "let's post these on all the sites like 9FAG and FJ and convince them it's true"
-Then they started making up a load of sciency ******** to try and back it up, seriously.
Anyone who put's toothpaste on their nipples will just have toothpaste on their nipples.
<MFW people actually believe this ****


User avatar #118 to #110 - vepevellu (05/07/2012) [-]
Fellow /b/ro, why can't you just watch people just putting toothpaste on their nipples and ass? It's funny as hell to see people fall for it.
#385 to #110 - elvisestamuerto (05/07/2012) [-]
i regret nothing
User avatar #235 to #110 - turkumies (05/07/2012) [-]
People trying this just shows how retarded people can be in the internet, seems like people believe anything. The guy who came up with this is a master troll.
#112 to #110 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
oh thank **** , someone with ******* sense. Or someone who also browses /b/, this whole thing is a TROLL, anyone who legitimately believes this **** is ******* RETARDED.
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#82 to #70 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
Just do it with colgate cavity protection toothpaste, it contains less fluoride so u can build up to the stronger stuff. Unless u wanna try the harder stuff right out of the gate, but i wouldn't recommend it. As far as side effects go, chaffed nipples aren't as bad as losing brain cells.
User avatar #92 to #82 - quinnthecreator (05/07/2012) [-]
I don't know man, my left nipple has been really dry and itchy the past couple of months, and it's annoying as **** .
#164 to #65 - ningyoaijin (05/07/2012) [-]
tl;dr you put toothpaste on your ******* nipples.
#77 to #65 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
wait up man, in English please
User avatar #94 to #77 - thetom (05/07/2012) [-]
play with your nipples then slap some toothpaste on them. then watch the walls bleed.

#372 to #65 - seeds (05/07/2012) [-]
copypasta
#229 - smittywjmjensen (05/07/2012) [-]
I am sure nobody mentioned toothpaste when i visited FJ yesterday. When did this start?
I am sure nobody mentioned toothpaste when i visited FJ yesterday. When did this start?
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#19 - sandwicheater (05/06/2012) [-]
I can't tell if people are kidding, or if I should go and buy a large amount of toothpaste...
#44 to #19 - Viggiator (05/07/2012) [-]
I know dat feel.

And I don't really know if i wanna get toothpaste high.
#38 to #19 - mralice (05/07/2012) [-]
It works for you: You get high as **** [typically works for most people].
It doesn't: You go to bed unsure about yourself because you put toothpaste on your nipples for no reason.

No real loss. ***** crazy though mate.
#71 to #38 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
Just wondering, does it work for girls too? Cuz you know....... boobs and **** ........
User avatar #275 to #71 - thijsofbodom (05/07/2012) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #141 to #71 - fukkendragonite (05/07/2012) [-]
You kidding? I hear it's like 10x better for chicks because of the tits.
#382 - iamasian (05/07/2012) [-]
This guy must really care about his dental hygiene.
#373 - schwoosh (05/07/2012) [-]
well.... 40 minutes now, and nothing, probably because i didn't believe it would work...   
mfw when sitting 40 minutes like a douche with toothpaste on my nipples
well.... 40 minutes now, and nothing, probably because i didn't believe it would work...
mfw when sitting 40 minutes like a douche with toothpaste on my nipples
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#396 to #373 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
If you're relying on the placebo effect (oddly enough the only way pasting would work) then hit your dick with a hammer. It will get you high.
#236 - skywalkin (05/07/2012) [-]
wtf is all this toothpaste **** ........
User avatar #240 to #236 - annogram (05/07/2012) [-]
trolls dw
User avatar #241 to #236 - xpuc (05/07/2012) [-]
Didn't you hear? You can get high from rubbing toothpaste on your nipples.
It's ******* great dude... Try it!
#246 to #241 - gameandwatched (05/07/2012) [-]
You do know the reason why is fluorine right? Something which indeed dangerous and cause cancer right? Jesus if something mucks around with your body then think first!
User avatar #257 to #246 - Eventually (05/07/2012) [-]
I find it hilarious that you're that worried about rubbing chemicals in toothpaste on your nipples when it's supposed to go in your mouth...
#259 to #257 - gameandwatched (05/07/2012) [-]
Mental backtrack here, i suppose your right. Dammit i feel so gullible for believing that.
Mental backtrack here, i suppose your right. Dammit i feel so gullible for believing that.
User avatar #248 to #246 - xpuc (05/07/2012) [-]
Still, it give's you a good run man...
#249 to #248 - gameandwatched (05/07/2012) [-]
Good runs &gt; Painful life destroying disease   
   
My god people today, if you wanna have a good run go bloody become an adrenaline junkie or something. Atleast that doesn't mess around with you too much.
Good runs > Painful life destroying disease

My god people today, if you wanna have a good run go bloody become an adrenaline junkie or something. Atleast that doesn't mess around with you too much.
User avatar #250 to #249 - xpuc (05/07/2012) [-]
I joking. It's a 4chan thing im just playing along.
It's ******* ridiculous and anyone who try it is dumb.
#253 to #250 - gameandwatched (05/07/2012) [-]
Oh, that's good then.
Oh, that's good then.
#256 to #253 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
**** i tried it. And im a women. Im ******* screwed. And dumb. Now ill go make a sandwhich, orders?
User avatar #263 to #256 - gabreilcdc (05/07/2012) [-]
tits or gtfo
#281 to #263 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
Fix my car or gtfo.
User avatar #244 to #236 - harddick (05/07/2012) [-]
It's something that originated from 4chan as a joke. you are supposed to get high from rubbing toothpaste on your nipples. They created this with the hopes that it would get on the news or some **** like the alchohol tampon thing did.
#290 - vdo (05/07/2012) [-]
My face when this is the 2nd post about pasting nipples I've seen in the last 5 minutes.
User avatar #216 - misterklass (05/07/2012) [-]
So posts about getting high from toothpaste on nipples and using "le" is funny this week? Well i'll be seeing you guys next week.
#174 - cadaverbox (05/07/2012) [-]
I've been gone for less than 8 hours for sleep and now everybody's putting toothpaste on their nipples.   
The 			****		 is wrong with you people?
I've been gone for less than 8 hours for sleep and now everybody's putting toothpaste on their nipples.
The **** is wrong with you people?
User avatar #182 to #174 - troloool (05/07/2012) [-]
I belive it's some way to get high without weed.
Pfft.
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User avatar #81 - swagswag (05/07/2012) [-]
in the past 30 minutes I have heard of it. and this is like the 4th post I've seen about pasting. What the hell happened during my fap?
#215 - ost (05/07/2012) [-]
"le me derping"
#62 - domethius (05/07/2012) [-]
isn't fluoride a carcinogen?
#76 to #62 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
So is the sun.
User avatar #66 to #62 - simplelife (05/07/2012) [-]
Indeed it is. MASS CANCER AWAITS!
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