pasting. i hate the minimum. ahh dude it. The is wrong with you guys? What the hell happened to just smoking some weed and listening to good music? I hate todays generation.....
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pasting

i hate the ******* minimum

ahh dude it
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#216 - newmainman (05/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The **** is wrong with you guys? What the hell happened to just smoking some weed and listening to good music? I ******* hate todays generation.....
#235 - thunderbirdbass (05/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
...rubbing tooth paste on your nipples to get high? Seriously, who thinks of that? I can't wait to see what else comes out of this generation.
#4 - nixone (05/06/2012) [-]
Pasting is the 						****					 guys, I do recommend it.
Pasting is the **** guys, I do recommend it.
#470 - vdo (05/07/2012) [-]
3rd post I've seen so far about pasting. In the last 10 minutes.
#310 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (05/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Mfw people are giving themselves Fluoride poisoning and are ******* retarded.
Read the god damned warning label on your tooth paste it is there because a class 6 toxic chemical is in it (to put that in a way that sinks in Cyanide is a class 6 toxin)

that funny feeling you are getting is your brain cells dying due to a toxic chemical passing into your blood stream and storing within your brain.

when you morons end up with skeletal Fluorosis i am going to be happy because less retards will walk on this planet with me.


User avatar #226 - bawsorama (05/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and now 12 year olds are all going to be like "aww man weeds for loser hippies. pasting is where that **** is hurr durr gangsta lil wayne representin"
User avatar #220 - porridgesque (05/07/2012) [+] (26 replies)
Pasting? Please explain?
#230 to #220 - jayrockk (05/07/2012) [-]
The main ingredient in toothpaste is some kind of flouride salt, like sodium flouride or stannous flouride. Some cheaper brands of toothpaste will settle with olaflur, a hydrophobic organic flouride salt.
In the mouth salivary amylase breaks this down into a harmless organic chemical and free flouride ion. The flouride is what helps kill bacteria.

However, olaflur, by virtue of being a long chain organic molecule, is somewhat lipophilic, meaning it can pass through phospholipid bilayer membranes (ie cell membranes, ie your skin).
Granted it's not terribly lipophilic though, so it needs some help. The nipples, due to their porous structures (how else do you think milk can be secreted from them), allow for much easier passage than other areas of the body.
Since toothpaste also contains a variety of abrasives to help clear bacterial plaques (such as calcium carbonate), placing the paste tightly against the nipples (such as with duct tape) damages the skin during normal movement and soon allows olaflur to pass through.

Now, as I'm sure we all know, the nipples are erogenous zones. When stimulated they become erect. Like penile erection, this requires increased blood flow to the nipple.
Since the nipples are being stimulated by a combination of the duct tape and the toothpaste (further exacerbated by the mint flavorings) this results in greatly increased bloodflow which allows the now-absorbed olaflur to enter the blood where it then dissociates into the organic ion and flouride ion.

At this point flouride ion is transported to the brain where it passes through the blood-brain barrier due to its small size.
Due to its negative charge it is capable of interferring with ion concentrations in the cerebrospinal fluid and alter the firing rates of neurons in the brain. This is what causes the high that is often reported with pasting.
#529 - princesspear (05/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
what if this was just made up by 4chan to make the rest of the interwebs look retarded.....
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#10 - whatwouldlemmydo (05/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously? I started ******* pasting last year. ******* 12 year olds find out and wreck it for the original pasters.
#449 - anonymous (05/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
plz explain this pasting stuff? is it tooth paste on nipples and what is the effect?
#457 to #455 - anonymous (05/07/2012) [-]
that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
#386 - thechosentroll (05/07/2012) [+] (15 replies)
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I swear I will thumb down every single pasting content I see. I don't mind bandwagons as long as they're funny, but this **** is so retarded that I can't even come up with an analogy.
User avatar #242 - CRONIK (05/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Pasting? What the **** is that?
User avatar #255 to #247 - captainmuffinbeard (05/07/2012) [-]
you should definitely trust the person with troll face as their picture, it's obviously going to work if he says so. troll face is the rage face of trust, right?
#204 - lumi (05/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #256 - mrvolbeat (05/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wat... I've never tried it, thought it was some kind of a troll in the beginning. What's the feeling you get when you mint up your nips?
User avatar #260 to #256 - davin (05/07/2012) [-]
at first you feel fine, but then you start feeling like a moron for thinking it would get you high
#396 - lellone (05/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
first ponies, then avatar, and now the frontpage is getting filled with the "toothpaste on nipples" thing.   
seriously when will i ever see some good content?
first ponies, then avatar, and now the frontpage is getting filled with the "toothpaste on nipples" thing.
seriously when will i ever see some good content?
#273 - coonmix (05/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This is ******** isn't it?
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#1 - bosskiss Comment deleted by Ariath Uchiha [+] (3 replies)
#6 to #3 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [-]
no, pasting is legal and it works just as good
#2 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [-]
**** got me high
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