pasting. i hate the minimum. ahh dude it. The is wrong with you guys? What the hell happened to just smoking some weed and listening to good music? I hate todays generation..... pasting getting
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#216 - newmainman
Reply +54
(05/07/2012) [-]
The **** is wrong with you guys? What the hell happened to just smoking some weed and listening to good music? I ******* hate todays generation.....
#217 to #216 - lilmoka
Reply +4
(05/07/2012) [-]
And eating hand sanitizer... i hate kids now days too
#218 to #217 - newmainman
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(05/07/2012) [-]
I heard about that the other day too. The **** man? Seriously makes me want to go out and shoot parents...
#219 to #218 - lilmoka
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Same... ******* same
#315 to #217 - italianrambo
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(05/07/2012) [-]
What the ****? Kids eat hand sanitizer? that's ****** retarded.

I apologize for my ****** generation....**** this
#577 to #315 - lilmoka
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Its okay...i feel sorry for you :c
Because of this our school had to ban hand sanitizer and i cant hold my little hand sanitizer i carry for when i go to my nursing job after school..i got suspended
#232 to #216 - antirepostmovement
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(05/07/2012) [-]
true... kids these days smoke things from teabags called spice and they rub toothpaste on their titties... they should all man up and sniff some glue or gasoline.
#238 to #232 - newmainman
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Damn straight...
#252 to #232 - dyllygaf
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Actually spice is just a chemical dissolved in acetone and sprayed on potpourri and left to dry while the acetone evaporates, and then ya smoke it....my girlfriend and I used to make it and sell it on craigslist, the **** was nasty, it was mostly marines and people who couldn't smoke pot that bought it
#296 to #252 - conordalymcr
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Don't you use your fancy mathematics on me!
#235 - thunderbirdbass
Reply +38
(05/07/2012) [-]
...rubbing tooth paste on your nipples to get high? Seriously, who thinks of that? I can't wait to see what else comes out of this generation.
#248 to #235 - rdangerdash
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(05/07/2012) [-]
It's a joke /b/ came up with. Kind of like their classic "mix bleach and ammonia and slow on it with a straw" trick. Is funny, no?
#275 to #248 - werttit
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Except this one isn't lethal
#430 to #275 - anon
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Fluoride poisoning, it's quite dangerous, can get you bone cancer.
#4 - nixone
Reply +36
(05/06/2012) [-]
Pasting is the **** guys, I do recommend it.
Pasting is the **** guys, I do recommend it.
#470 - vdo
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(05/07/2012) [-]
3rd post I've seen so far about pasting. In the last 10 minutes.
#310 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
Reply +31
(05/07/2012) [-]
Mfw people are giving themselves Fluoride poisoning and are ******* retarded.
Read the god damned warning label on your tooth paste it is there because a class 6 toxic chemical is in it (to put that in a way that sinks in Cyanide is a class 6 toxin)

that funny feeling you are getting is your brain cells dying due to a toxic chemical passing into your blood stream and storing within your brain.

when you morons end up with skeletal Fluorosis i am going to be happy because less retards will walk on this planet with me.


#340 to #310 - wardylocks
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(05/07/2012) [-]
So if toothpaste is poisonous..
Why do we put it in our mouth?
#343 to #340 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
buy fluoride free tooth paste, no one makes you do it.
#574 to #310 - zaw
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Sodium chloride, explosive metal with toxic gas. Combined together in a compound though, it is a necessity of life.

Saying sodium fluoride is just as a toxic as plain old fluorine gas is idiotic.
#321 to #310 - MitsukiOokami
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Skeletal Fluorosis would only happen if they did this continually. Constant application of Fluoride at high doses. Now if these retards did this every day or even every week, their chances are increased, sure, but I would assume the side effects to be more along the lines of seizures, hypoglycemia, or possibly cardiac arrest. (These are the symptoms I can remember about fluoride poisoning.)
#335 to #310 - ShadowRed
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(05/07/2012) [-]
So.....there is a class 6 toxin in something we put into our mouth well over 2 times every ******* day?
#341 to #335 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
Yep, and it is in most western nations water supplies too.
interesting the **** you unwittingly put into your body no?

#320 to #310 - lunarenigma
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(05/07/2012) [-]
I pasted with my brothers girlfriend....Saw tits, don't care about life threatening diseases
#226 - bawsorama
Reply +29
(05/07/2012) [-]
and now 12 year olds are all going to be like "aww man weeds for loser hippies. pasting is where that **** is hurr durr gangsta lil wayne representin"
#316 to #226 - italianrambo
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Hey, thats more idiots dying, and less people taking my weed... Part of me is ok with this
#253 to #226 - spoonless
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(05/07/2012) [-]
So that's good for the rest of us then?
#220 - porridgesque
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Pasting? Please explain?
#229 to #220 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
big ********.
#227 to #220 - threezeus
Reply +3
(05/07/2012) [-]
Rub toothpaste on your nipples and it gets you an awesome high.
#222 to #220 - freakaleak
Reply +4
(05/07/2012) [-]
You put toothpaste on your nipples and it gets you high.
#224 to #222 - porridgesque
Reply +13
(05/07/2012) [-]
What's the science behind that?
#225 to #224 - freakaleak
Reply +5
(05/07/2012) [-]
Apparently some chemicals in the toothpaste that your nips absorb, idk some sort of dark wizardry
#254 to #224 - spoonless
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Here ya go:

" The main ingredient in toothpaste is some kind of flouride salt, like sodium flouride or stannous flouride. Some cheaper brands of toothpaste will settle with olaflur, a hydrophobic organic flouride salt.
In the mouth salivary amylase breaks this down into a harmless organic chemical and free flouride ion. The flouride is what helps kill bacteria.

However, olaflur, by virtue of being a long chain organic molecule, is somewhat lipophilic, meaning it can pass through phospholipid bilayer membranes (ie cell membranes, ie your skin).
Granted it's not terribly lipophilic though, so it needs some help. The nipples, due to their porous structures (how else do you think milk can be secreted from them), allow for much easier passage than other areas of the body.
Since toothpaste also contains a variety of abrasives to help clear bacterial plaques (such as calcium carbonate), placing the paste tightly against the nipples (such as with duct tape) damages the skin during normal movement and soon allows olaflur to pass through.

Now, as I'm sure we all know, the nipples are erogenous zones. When stimulated they become erect. Like penile erection, this requires increased blood flow to the nipple.
Since the nipples are being stimulated by a combination of the duct tape and the toothpaste (further exacerbated by the mint flavorings) this results in greatly increased bloodflow which allows the now-absorbed olaflur to enter the blood where it then dissociates into the organic ion and flouride ion.

At this point flouride ion is transported to the brain where it passes through the blood-brain barrier due to its small size.
Due to its negative charge it is capable of interferring with ion concentrations in the cerebrospinal fluid and alter the firing rates of neurons in the brain. This is what causes the high that is often reported with pasting. " -Jayrockk



I gave credit, give me thumbs.
#574 to #254 - jayrockk
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
Thank you. :)
#284 to #254 - porridgesque
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
Wait... I read Jayrockks comment the moment he replied.

Did I really come off as too dumb to scroll up?
#591 to #284 - spoonless
Reply 0
(05/08/2012) [-]
Little bit. But s'all good, it's the internet, I was just having a laugh. Have a nice day sir :)
#595 to #591 - porridgesque
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(05/09/2012) [-]
Cheers bro, you're all right in my books.
#261 to #254 - anon
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(05/07/2012) [-]
he was merely replying to porridgesque because his dumb ass couldn't scroll up a few inches to read the previous post, and gave ded, thumb for you sir.
#285 to #261 - porridgesque
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(05/07/2012) [-]
The "What is Science" question was posed before Jayrockk made a comment.

He answered to a different comment and I read it promptly. Please check the times on comments, before you fling around unkindness.
#592 to #285 - spoonless
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(05/08/2012) [-]
S'all good man, love all around :)
#258 to #254 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account**
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#259 to #258 - spoonless
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Fair enough...
#228 to #224 - ckys
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(05/07/2012) [-]
basically you get your nips hard to increase the blood flow to your nips and then your skin will absorb a chemical from the toothpaste. then will enter you blood steam. then to your brain. brain releases a chemical similar to Dopamin which get you stoned.
#272 to #228 - KaptinKatelahun
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
okay lets think about this...you put toothpaste IN YOUR MOUTH I'm sure it gets absorbed pretty quickly. Pretty sure I've never gotten high after brushing my teeth.
#302 to #272 - ckys
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
when you put the toothpaste gets absorbed in your mouth your saliva brakes down the key chemical that gets you stoned

#240 to #228 - nuske
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
Last time I checked, Dopamin was the chemical that gives you the feeling of 'love'... Just saiyan.
#269 to #240 - anon
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(05/07/2012) [-]
there are *********, dopamine is just one of the main ones
#223 to #220 - zerokiller ONLINE
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Putting toothpaste on your nipples gets you high... Apparently.
#230 to #220 - jayrockk
Reply +27
(05/07/2012) [-]
The main ingredient in toothpaste is some kind of flouride salt, like sodium flouride or stannous flouride. Some cheaper brands of toothpaste will settle with olaflur, a hydrophobic organic flouride salt.
In the mouth salivary amylase breaks this down into a harmless organic chemical and free flouride ion. The flouride is what helps kill bacteria.

However, olaflur, by virtue of being a long chain organic molecule, is somewhat lipophilic, meaning it can pass through phospholipid bilayer membranes (ie cell membranes, ie your skin).
Granted it's not terribly lipophilic though, so it needs some help. The nipples, due to their porous structures (how else do you think milk can be secreted from them), allow for much easier passage than other areas of the body.
Since toothpaste also contains a variety of abrasives to help clear bacterial plaques (such as calcium carbonate), placing the paste tightly against the nipples (such as with duct tape) damages the skin during normal movement and soon allows olaflur to pass through.

Now, as I'm sure we all know, the nipples are erogenous zones. When stimulated they become erect. Like penile erection, this requires increased blood flow to the nipple.
Since the nipples are being stimulated by a combination of the duct tape and the toothpaste (further exacerbated by the mint flavorings) this results in greatly increased bloodflow which allows the now-absorbed olaflur to enter the blood where it then dissociates into the organic ion and flouride ion.

At this point flouride ion is transported to the brain where it passes through the blood-brain barrier due to its small size.
Due to its negative charge it is capable of interferring with ion concentrations in the cerebrospinal fluid and alter the firing rates of neurons in the brain. This is what causes the high that is often reported with pasting.
#251 to #230 - captaindropkik
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(05/07/2012) [-]
all the thumbs for you bill nye
#236 to #230 - porridgesque
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Does it work with one nipple? Or do I need to do it with both?
#241 to #236 - MegaAwesomeSauce
Reply -8
(05/07/2012) [-]
Oh my ******* god get a life.
#243 to #241 - porridgesque
Reply +6
(05/07/2012) [-]
Merely curious. No need to be so rude.
#529 - princesspear
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(05/07/2012) [-]
what if this was just made up by 4chan to make the rest of the interwebs look retarded.....
#579 to #529 - dzdabomb
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#532 to #529 - yupsiman
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(05/07/2012) [-]
It is, retard.
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#536 to #469 - zoorgoos
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Pics or it didn't happend
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