PRIVATE NUMBER.. shiitty random oc. port fairy is the town where i live. spare a thumb anyway?.. Good one here's a few i use "Township name Morgue you kill 'em we chill 'em" "Uncle Bob's Fun House" "Kira Hotline" (Deathnote Rep one word
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#5 - thefurie
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Good one here's a few i use   
"*Township name* Morgue you kill 'em we chill 'em"   
"Uncle Bob's Fun House"   
"Kira Hotline" (Deathnote Represent?)   
"*Town name* Police Department, *officer or detctive random last name* with homicide?"   
"I told you never to call me here, they're tracing this call right now! Just run before the--- Oh, **** they're here just remember the passcode 8 digit passcode is 1577 *death noises*"
Good one here's a few i use
"*Township name* Morgue you kill 'em we chill 'em"
"Uncle Bob's Fun House"
"Kira Hotline" (Deathnote Represent?)
"*Town name* Police Department, *officer or detctive random last name* with homicide?"
"I told you never to call me here, they're tracing this call right now! Just run before the--- Oh, **** they're here just remember the passcode 8 digit passcode is 1577 *death noises*"
#9 to #5 - cartergrey
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(05/07/2012) [-]
I've raise you:
"-townname- Morgue; You stab 'em, we slab 'em"
"-townname- Taxidermy; You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em"
#10 to #5 - antleronio
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Or.."joes Whore house you got the dough we got the hoe"
#6 to #5 - twitchalicious **User deleted account**
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#13 to #5 - taizzzzzed
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Welcome to Luigi's Pizza Place and abortion clinic: Your loss makes our sauce.
sperm bank you whack it we pack it or you squeeze it we freeze it
#18 - xamyomgx
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(05/07/2012) [-]
This happened to me once, my mom took an old whistle, answered, and blared it into the phone until they hung up. **************.
#14 - lolbox
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(05/07/2012) [-]
If I worked for an abortion clinic, I'd try to think of as many messed up things to say as possible.
"You court em, we abort em"
"You shoot it in her, we....also shoot things inside of her"
"She made you finish, we make her thinnish"
"You make the batter, we get rid of the clatter" (babies clatter? I dunno)
"You knocked her up, we'll put that fetus in a cup"
#15 to #14 - milehighpride
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(05/07/2012) [-]
"Shoot it in her......make her thinner"
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#7 - shadowfox ONLINE
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(05/07/2012) [-]
But who was phone????
#16 to #7 - milehighpride
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#21 - barpmeep
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(05/07/2012) [-]
Throughout the week i was getting calls from this number and i kept ignoring them. Then i got fed up and answered with "STOP ******* CALLING ME YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER GOD DAMMIT!"
After listening to the person It turned out to be an old lady trying to get in touch with her friend at an old folks home"
I felt so bad for yelling at her
#4 - thatoneginger
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(05/06/2012) [-]
mfw "You make 'em, we scrape 'em"
lol'd so hard.
#1 - lebanonymous
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(05/06/2012) [-]
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#11 - blackcarrots
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(05/07/2012) [-]
i just tell the person, "GOD DAMNIT IF YOU DONT STOP I'LL KILL YOU.....****! yes this is blackcarrots how may i help you?"   
oh p.s. just caught my friend pasting!!!!! lol
i just tell the person, "GOD DAMNIT IF YOU DONT STOP I'LL KILL YOU.....****! yes this is blackcarrots how may i help you?"
oh p.s. just caught my friend pasting!!!!! lol
#2 - jamesisawesome
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(05/06/2012) [-]
Who the hell names a town Port Fairy?
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