super original joke. this has probably been done before -seems to obvious not to have been.. were mil missing some eri Hers you There! round up all of The roden god said no imbreeding tells noah only two of each yunonomyname
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super original joke

this has probably been done before -seems to obvious not to have been.

were mil missing
some eri* Hers
you There! round up
all of The rodent' s
and you fl off and
an iii 'is?, ether
birds
and you run
and warn The
dinosaurs!
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#2 - yunonomynameeh (05/06/2012) [+] (18 replies)
**yunonomynameeh rolls 331**
#53 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I cant believe people are actually arguing about religion over this post.




I mean, its not even supporting one side or another, its just for pure entertainment value, and people are blowing it out of proportion.
#75 - frodr (05/06/2012) [-]
Abort! Leave dinosaurs!
#88 - frodr (05/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
+30
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#135 - hatermrtroll (05/06/2012) [-]
**hatermrtroll rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Dumbletroll ** <--- the dinosaur that lived!!
#1 - theepot (05/06/2012) [-]
Haha, nice one, but the editing could've been better ;)
Haha, nice one, but the editing could've been better ;)
#186 - xdannytorchx (05/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#24 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Everyone laughs at the story of Noah's Ark but I firmly believe it did happen. One of the major criticisms is that you couldn't possibly fit all the species of animal on a boat of that size, and I agree with that. I think that God just wanted Noah to go through the effort of gathering up all the animals that Noah himself knew existed, which wasn't that many, then God would bring the animals that didn't get on the ark back to life. He wanted to teach Noah, and all those who read the Bible, the importance of following His instructions. If Noah hadn't done that, God may have not resurrected all the animals after the flood. I guess that just goes to show the importance of following God's Words ;-)
User avatar #32 to #24 - TheWayneAdams (05/06/2012) [-]
That is wrong, it clearly says in the bible, that Noah arranged a race against time to travel around the world in 80 days to collect all of the different animals worldwide. Things almost seemed hopeless on day 79 and air travel still wasn't invented, but then he realized, he was in the bible, so he flew backwards around the world to the beginning of time, collected all of the eggs God laid, traveled forwards in time and stored them on his ark.

Then it rained and **** , and all of his eggs were hatching, the first was a baby crow, so Noah was like, fly you ****** , and threw it out the window, it didn't fly and ended up drowning, but it's cool, he had like 87 other crow eggs.

Then two doves hatched and he was like, **** , this got real, so he threw one out of the window and it splashed into the water, it ended up drowning. Then he threw the second dove out the window, and it hit something, maybe a tree, a talking tree, cause it was like ow!

This talking tree, who looked like a man, (couldn't have been a man (men can't swim)) he introduced himself as Job the Tree (well he introduced himself as Job, but he is a tree). And Job was like, what are you doing in the private ocean God gave me?

And that's how Jesus was conceived, any questions?
#303 - animepost (05/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Wait a minute... if slowpoke is there then that means...
**** YOU NOA, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE THE POKEMON!
#244 - coastalhobo ONLINE (05/07/2012) [-]
<----------- OP
#176 - anonymous (05/07/2012) [+] (22 replies)
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF ATHEISTS DO HAVE A GOD AND IT IS DARWIN AND HIS ******* EVOLUTIONIST LIES. THAT COCKSUCKER MADE A PACT WITH THE DEVIL WHEN HE WAS WATCHING BIRDS LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT AND THE DEVIL SAID HE WOULD MAKE DARWIN THE GOD OF ALL ATHEISTS IN EXCHANGE FOR ORAL SEX!!! RICHARD DAWKINGS IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH DARWIN HE IS LIKE THE JESUS OF ATHEISTS AND HE IS LEADING ALL OF GODS CHILDREN ASTRAY AND I WISH ATHEISTS WOULD ALL ******* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
#159 - captainmuffbrow (05/07/2012) [-]
**captainmuffbrow rolled a random image posted in comment #4469941 at FJ Pony Thread **
alternate ending
#93 - poutinesalad (05/06/2012) [+] (11 replies)
2 of every species on the planet



builds a boat that can fit 6-60 million animals




Seems legit.





#14 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why are all these fags deleting their comments? If you post a fail, you sink with that ship!
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunonomynameeh (05/06/2012) [-]
My name is OP, and I approve this message.
#266 - coastalhobo ONLINE (05/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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