Toothpaste revealed. Never gonna write a description.. NOW RUB IT ON YOUR NIPPLES! toothpaste
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#158 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
Stir it in with someone's orange juice.
User avatar #167 to #158 - Ninernsu (05/07/2012) [-]
im gonna get red thumbs but what does that do?
User avatar #170 to #167 - desucakes (05/07/2012) [-]
Basically, it creates a really, really horrible taste... brush your teeth then drink orange juice, you will understand.
User avatar #171 to #170 - Ninernsu (05/07/2012) [-]
oh thanks but id rather not if thats the case :)
#199 to #171 - monmouth (05/07/2012) [-]
It just kinda tastes like weird eggs....
User avatar #200 to #199 - Ninernsu (05/07/2012) [-]
yeah... i dont like eggs so im not doin that :D
#197 to #158 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
Don't do that you can kill someone haven't any of you read what's in toothpaste
#241 to #197 - talesofawesometude (05/07/2012) [-]
You have yet to state the problem with this idea.
#181 to #158 - xxdangerouspiexx (05/07/2012) [-]
What the hell dude?!
#177 to #158 - nonsenseanon (05/07/2012) [-]
WHY!?!
WHY!?!
#168 to #158 - Counttopotato (05/07/2012) [-]
The **** is wrong with you?
#173 to #158 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
#179 to #173 - nonsenseanon (05/07/2012) [-]
Shut up! shutupshutupshutup! I didn't mean to read that!
Shut up! shutupshutupshutup! I didn't mean to read that!
#165 to #158 - rancranrancran (05/07/2012) [-]
you sick, sick 			****		....
you sick, sick **** ....
User avatar #209 to #169 - smurfman (05/07/2012) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU WISH THAT ON SOMEONE?!?!? YOU SICK ************ !!

#266 to #169 - mrshs (05/07/2012) [-]
Well, Mr. Funnyman, is this how you get your sick kicks!
User avatar #65 - jeroylenkins (05/07/2012) [-]
NOW RUB IT ON YOUR NIPPLES!
User avatar #139 to #65 - bleebloo (05/07/2012) [-]
Why? O_O
User avatar #146 to #139 - urbanshark (05/07/2012) [-]
why would you not rub exposed toothpaste on your nipples?
User avatar #160 to #139 - heyiownanaccount (05/07/2012) [-]
It gives you this crazy high man!
User avatar #218 to #139 - jacobroan (05/07/2012) [-]
To get high! DUH.
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User avatar #238 - westonbeast (05/07/2012) [-]
Put it on your nipples.
#264 to #238 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
Retard anon here,
Does this actually get you high?
User avatar #295 to #264 - westonbeast (05/08/2012) [-]
Supposedly.
#240 to #238 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
I laughed way too hard at that.
User avatar #202 - huskycreeper (05/07/2012) [-]
You cant just TAKE ******* TOOTHPASTE...OUT OF THE ******* TUBE!!! WE. ARE. ****** .
#205 to #204 - huskycreeper (05/07/2012) [-]
Maybe after.
#206 to #205 - funkyguy (05/07/2012) [-]
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#227 - blacktomcruise (05/07/2012) [-]
MFW tags are actually relevant to the picture
MFW tags are actually relevant to the picture
User avatar #208 - ghostyogurt ONLINE (05/07/2012) [-]
Dare ya to eat the entire thing at once
#215 to #208 - stygian (05/07/2012) [-]
You want OP to die of fluoride poisoning? not cool
#86 - iambill (05/07/2012) [-]
toothpaste juices number 1 weakness.
#62 - mexirican (05/07/2012) [-]
the only toothpaste post i wanna see is how they fill up the tubes. i mean wtf man
User avatar #70 to #62 - anonymaws (05/07/2012) [-]
How it's made made an episode about that!
User avatar #71 to #62 - malacyman (05/07/2012) [-]
it's probably extruded in to the tube, then the cut the end by using a heat press....
#271 - magicspoon (05/07/2012) [-]
>1 Brush teeth thoroughly
>2 Drink icy water
#290 to #271 - gothdino (05/07/2012) [-]
Mfw I do this.
User avatar #211 - mrjizzman (05/07/2012) [-]
>>take toothpaste
>>put in freezer
>>freeze
>>cut open
>>???
>>profit
#110 - marginkor (05/07/2012) [-]
Now take a bite out of it
Now take a bite out of it
#178 to #110 - justakewldewd (05/07/2012) [-]
I never noticed this before but that middle guy in the gif has some scary huge hands. Probably got a mushroom so big a smurf is living in there.
#117 to #110 - Ginoo (05/07/2012) [-]
Then drink some orange juice
User avatar #135 to #117 - Volve (05/07/2012) [-]
and an arizona, make sure it's mango or something citrus-y
#47 - marlkarxthethird (05/07/2012) [-]
Solid? No.   
Liquid? No.   
Gas? No.   
Plasma? No.   
Bose-Einstein Condensate? Nooooo.   
Well, I'm all out of ideas.
Solid? No.
Liquid? No.
Gas? No.
Plasma? No.
Bose-Einstein Condensate? Nooooo.
Well, I'm all out of ideas.
#121 to #47 - natawree (05/07/2012) [-]
maybe they froze it for a while so it wouldnt lose it's shape?
maybe they froze it for a while so it wouldnt lose it's shape?
#49 to #47 - Rascal (05/07/2012) [-]
try a loquid
User avatar #52 to #47 - Totaler (05/07/2012) [-]
Awesome? Yes.
User avatar #61 to #47 - skiskinator (05/07/2012) [-]
isolosquid
User avatar #48 to #47 - ancientchaos (05/07/2012) [-]
toothpaste is now a state of being
#50 to #48 - marlkarxthethird (05/07/2012) [-]
Right. Toothpaste is a gel, and quoth Wikipedia,    
   
"A gel (from the lat. gelu—freezing, cold, ice or gelatus—frozen, immobile) is a solid, jelly-like material that can have properties ranging from soft and weak to hard and tough. Gels are defined as a substantially dilute cross-linked system, which exhibits no flow when in the steady-state.[1] By weight, gels are mostly liquid, yet they behave like solids due to a three-dimensional cross-linked network within the liquid. It is the crosslinks within the fluid that give a gel its structure (hardness) and contribute to stickiness (tack). In this way gels are a dispersion of molecules of a liquid within a solid in which the solid is the continuous phase and the liquid is the discontinuous phase."   
   
So there's that.
Right. Toothpaste is a gel, and quoth Wikipedia,

"A gel (from the lat. gelu—freezing, cold, ice or gelatus—frozen, immobile) is a solid, jelly-like material that can have properties ranging from soft and weak to hard and tough. Gels are defined as a substantially dilute cross-linked system, which exhibits no flow when in the steady-state.[1] By weight, gels are mostly liquid, yet they behave like solids due to a three-dimensional cross-linked network within the liquid. It is the crosslinks within the fluid that give a gel its structure (hardness) and contribute to stickiness (tack). In this way gels are a dispersion of molecules of a liquid within a solid in which the solid is the continuous phase and the liquid is the discontinuous phase."

So there's that.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ancientchaos (05/07/2012) [-]
I just got +3 added to my science skill for that! :D
#58 to #50 - mrjones (05/07/2012) [-]
Thank you for teaching me this.
Thank you for teaching me this.
User avatar #232 - Dinonava (05/07/2012) [-]
Duuude... Imagine just eating that whole thing
#79 - kurokoda (05/07/2012) [-]
i can die in peace now
#3 - tidex (05/06/2012) [-]
I can now die a happy man!
I can now die a happy man!
#116 - audiotune (05/07/2012) [-]
If your toothpaste stays in the shape of the container when you remove it...you may have a problem...
#118 to #116 - benjaminr (05/07/2012) [-]
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!
But then I realized it was frozen. -_____-
User avatar #133 to #118 - audiotune (05/07/2012) [-]
...Who the **** would freeze toothpaste...
User avatar #136 to #133 - tankerdude (05/07/2012) [-]
that guy
#231 to #136 - audiotune (05/07/2012) [-]
I deserved that one...
User avatar #147 - angeljc (05/07/2012) [-]
this kind of content should be on **** -_-

User avatar #72 - conselasrevenge (05/07/2012) [-]
You sick **** cover that up
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