Toothpaste revealed. Never gonna write a description.. NOW RUB IT ON YOUR NIPPLES! toothpaste
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#65 - jeroylenkins
Reply +185
(05/07/2012) [-]
NOW RUB IT ON YOUR NIPPLES!
#139 to #65 - bleebloo
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
Why? O_O
#146 to #139 - urbanshark ONLINE
Reply +31
(05/07/2012) [-]
why would you not rub exposed toothpaste on your nipples?
#160 to #139 - heyiownanaccount
Reply +10
(05/07/2012) [-]
It gives you this crazy high man!
#218 to #139 - jacobroan
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(05/07/2012) [-]
To get high! DUH.
#250 to #65 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account**
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#47 - marlkarxthethird
Reply +41
(05/07/2012) [-]
Solid? No.   
Liquid? No.   
Gas? No.   
Plasma? No.   
Bose-Einstein Condensate? Nooooo.   
Well, I'm all out of ideas.
Solid? No.
Liquid? No.
Gas? No.
Plasma? No.
Bose-Einstein Condensate? Nooooo.
Well, I'm all out of ideas.
#49 to #47 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
try a loquid
#121 to #47 - natawree
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
maybe they froze it for a while so it wouldnt lose it's shape?
maybe they froze it for a while so it wouldnt lose it's shape?
#52 to #47 - Totaler
Reply +1
(05/07/2012) [-]
Awesome? Yes.
#61 to #47 - skiskinator
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(05/07/2012) [-]
isolosquid
#48 to #47 - ancientchaos
Reply +69
(05/07/2012) [-]
toothpaste is now a state of being
#50 to #48 - marlkarxthethird
Reply +17
(05/07/2012) [-]
Right. Toothpaste is a gel, and quoth Wikipedia,    
   
"A gel (from the lat. gelu—freezing, cold, ice or gelatus—frozen, immobile) is a solid, jelly-like material that can have properties ranging from soft and weak to hard and tough. Gels are defined as a substantially dilute cross-linked system, which exhibits no flow when in the steady-state.[1] By weight, gels are mostly liquid, yet they behave like solids due to a three-dimensional cross-linked network within the liquid. It is the crosslinks within the fluid that give a gel its structure (hardness) and contribute to stickiness (tack). In this way gels are a dispersion of molecules of a liquid within a solid in which the solid is the continuous phase and the liquid is the discontinuous phase."   
   
So there's that.
Right. Toothpaste is a gel, and quoth Wikipedia,

"A gel (from the lat. gelu—freezing, cold, ice or gelatus—frozen, immobile) is a solid, jelly-like material that can have properties ranging from soft and weak to hard and tough. Gels are defined as a substantially dilute cross-linked system, which exhibits no flow when in the steady-state.[1] By weight, gels are mostly liquid, yet they behave like solids due to a three-dimensional cross-linked network within the liquid. It is the crosslinks within the fluid that give a gel its structure (hardness) and contribute to stickiness (tack). In this way gels are a dispersion of molecules of a liquid within a solid in which the solid is the continuous phase and the liquid is the discontinuous phase."

So there's that.
#51 to #50 - ancientchaos
Reply +13
(05/07/2012) [-]
I just got +3 added to my science skill for that! :D
#58 to #50 - mrjones
Reply +3
(05/07/2012) [-]
Thank you for teaching me this.
Thank you for teaching me this.
#89 to #50 - boxdrop
Reply +1
(05/07/2012) [-]
#271 - magicspoon
Reply +42
(05/07/2012) [-]
>1 Brush teeth thoroughly
>2 Drink icy water
#289 to #271 - runelh
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(05/07/2012) [-]
#290 to #271 - gothdino
Reply +4
(05/07/2012) [-]
Mfw I do this.
#277 to #271 - streetsmartpanda
Reply +7
(05/07/2012) [-]
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#283 to #271 - GingerCat
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(05/07/2012) [-]
#274 to #271 - toomas
Reply +32
(05/07/2012) [-]
#293 to #274 - mrmcdubley
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
NEVER!
#238 - westonbeast
Reply +41
(05/07/2012) [-]
Put it on your nipples.
#240 to #238 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
I laughed way too hard at that.
#264 to #238 - anon
Reply 0
(05/07/2012) [-]
Retard anon here,
Does this actually get you high?
#295 to #264 - westonbeast
Reply 0
(05/08/2012) [-]
Supposedly.
#246 to #238 - clockninja
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(05/07/2012) [-]
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#202 - huskycreeper
Reply +37
(05/07/2012) [-]
You cant just TAKE ******* TOOTHPASTE...OUT OF THE ******* TUBE!!! WE. ARE. ******.
#204 to #202 - funkyguy
Reply +19
(05/07/2012) [-]
#205 to #204 - huskycreeper
Reply +5
(05/07/2012) [-]
Maybe after.
#206 to #205 - funkyguy
Reply +11
(05/07/2012) [-]
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#208 - ghostyogurt
Reply +25
(05/07/2012) [-]
Dare ya to eat the entire thing at once
#215 to #208 - stygian
Reply +33
(05/07/2012) [-]
You want OP to die of fluoride poisoning? not cool
#62 - mexirican
Reply +27
(05/07/2012) [-]
the only toothpaste post i wanna see is how they fill up the tubes. i mean wtf man
#70 to #62 - anonymaws
Reply +1
(05/07/2012) [-]
How it's made made an episode about that!
#71 to #62 - malacyman
Reply +2
(05/07/2012) [-]
it's probably extruded in to the tube, then the cut the end by using a heat press....
#73 to #62 - maaerr
Reply +8
(05/07/2012) [-]
#86 - iambill
Reply +25
(05/07/2012) [-]
toothpaste juices number 1 weakness.
#128 to #86 - theaznreclaimer
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(05/07/2012) [-]
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#74 - omglolnowai **User deleted account**
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#75 to #74 - camshafter
Reply +25
(05/07/2012) [-]
refreshing