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#8 - RageGuyyourmom (05/06/2012) [-]
I'm prepared for red thumbs to hell but....
Doesn't it seem like the Avengers was kind of poorly planned? The only two that aren't completely useless without their obscure weaponry that the average army in modern times would not carry is Thor and the Hulk. Thor without his hammer isn't very strong in his own movie he got beat pretty hard until he got help. Then Hulk its all about anger if they soothe him then the Avengers are screwed.
So why were the X-men and Spiderman excluded? They would probably be great help....
#67 to #8 - realvegzillar (05/06/2012) [-]
the thumbs are strong with this one
User avatar #53 to #8 - whitcher (05/06/2012) [-]
Thor has to go without his hammer for a decent amount of tme to lose his powers. Other than that he can just stick his arm and and 'whoosh' it back.
#44 to #8 - novastroyer (05/06/2012) [-]
Thor weak without his hammer???? He ******* took on the Hulk without it.
#130 to #44 - RageGuyyourmom (05/06/2012) [-]
He got his ass handed to him from the monster guardian thing in his own movie until his friends all got over to help him
#131 to #130 - novastroyer (05/06/2012) [-]
It's not called the Destroyer for no reason, which was also created by the Asgard peoples who were practically Gods, so in any case he got beat up by a God-made creature....which can deal way more damage than a modern soldier
User avatar #32 to #8 - undeadrussian (05/06/2012) [-]
soothing te hulk is false, in the movie it is stated that bruce banner says " my secret is that I'm always being angry" and then he just turns into the hulk and kills a giant flying snake thing with one punch
User avatar #23 to #8 - zigzagderpaderp (05/06/2012) [-]
You forgot that Hulk is always angry.
#22 to #8 - battlereaper (05/06/2012) [-]
1. In Thor's movie, he got beat by god tier weapons. Anything under that doesn't even hurt him.
2. *SPOILER*
In the Avenger's movie, it is stated that Banner has tried to kill himself, with a bullet through the mouth, and into the brain. This failed, due to "the other" guy coming and and spitting the bullet back out. Thus his transformation can be instantaneous, and therefore cannot be surprised by anything remotely slower then a bullet.
3. "soothe" and "Hulk" cannot be in the same sentence. Who the **** can soothe the Hulk?
User avatar #28 to #22 - Cartouk (05/06/2012) [-]
Betty can
User avatar #27 to #22 - ViXi (05/06/2012) [-]
3. Betty Ross.
User avatar #11 to #8 - janderp (05/06/2012) [-]
Then Hulk its all about anger if they soothe him then the Avengers are screwed.
That´s why he is part of the Avengers, and I agree Spiderman would be great.

#13 to #11 - RageGuyyourmom (05/06/2012) [-]
There's even a comic book about Punisher killing hero's and he just walked right up to the Hulk and shot. If Loki just surprises him and kills him then the Avengers are done.
#15 to #13 - janderp (05/06/2012) [-]
I´m not really into comics, last thing I heard about comics is that Hulk become red and the fantastic four send him to the space and he survive.
But as you already know, Thanos is going to be in the second movie, I can´t wait.
#21 to #15 - anonymous (05/06/2012) [-]
I'd just like to point out that even though it will most likely be Thanos there is a small probability that it may be the skrulls, movies tends to have some innacuracys (meaning the Skrulls would be red instead of green) and i very much doubt that there will be skrull to appear until another fantastic 4 movie (but it is work mentioning)
User avatar #34 to #21 - geist (05/06/2012) [-]
they've already shown the infinity gauntlet, in the armory in asgard, and that's central to the Thanos story. that said, it may be a teaser for Thor 2. also the "Chitauri" are the Ultimate Marvel version of the Skrulls, so having one movie feature Chitauri and the next feature Skrulls would be the lamest thing they could do.
#10 to #8 - novus (05/06/2012) [-]
AND SUPERMAN
#37 to #10 - responsibletim (05/06/2012) [-]
WHAT DOES SUPERMAN HAVE TO DO WITH THE AVENGERS?
#85 to #37 - novus (05/06/2012) [-]
Thus the joke, but not a funny one apparently
#12 to #10 - janderp (05/06/2012) [-]
Superman is from DC Universe
Superman is from DC Universe
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