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Stormtroopers

May the 4th be with you

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And these blast points, we accurate fer sand people, only Imperial S) paratroopers are so precise.
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sttill) alltid 'Ill!!,!
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Submitted: 05/04/2012
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#10 - lilnegro (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#23 - navystone (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I was pretty Damn Accurate in Star Wars battle front . LONG LIVE THEM EMPIRE!
#58 - iceheadthirtytwo (05/05/2012) [-]
And sand people can snipe Pod racers from 500m while the pod-racers move at 940km/h.
#38 - rustybeardman (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#89 - thatnerdyguy (05/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The Stormtroopers are faceless. They have intimidating helmets that mask their faces and change their voices, and matching white uniforms that make them look like machines. They are a legion of almost-humans, and killing one of them might not feel like murder.

But what about the heroes? When you look at them, you see an actual person.
A farm boy, a kind old man, a charming rogue and his fury friend, a princess, etc.
Could you look them in the eyes and pull the trigger?

You didn't take this job to be a murderer, you took it because you needed it. There's a whole squad of you, surely if your shot goes a little too high, someone will still hit them, right?
#139 - motherfukerpete (05/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**motherfukerpete rolled a random image posted in comment #4512034 at FJ Pony Thread **
#141 to #140 - awsomefaceguy (05/05/2012) [-]
**awsomefaceguy rolls 69** Bitch please
#154 - scruffstah (05/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#147 - hardcoreman (05/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**hardcoreman rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at A majestic pony ** who the storm trooper was

#8 - ragingbrony ONLINE (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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The Storm Trooper school is really low budget...You can't blame them for not getting the right kind of training.
#123 - thisitesux (05/05/2012) [-]
make good horse substitutes though
make good horse substitutes though
#121 - finni (05/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #27 - rompson (05/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
How about this?
storm troopers have good accuracy when attacking the jawas. the jawas all look the same. They also have decent accuracy when attacking the rebels during large battles. Obviously it's because when they are shooting at a jawa or a rebel, it's impersonal. It's just another hooded alien or another soldier in uniform. but when they're shooting at one of the main characters, They see a young kid, a good looking girl, and a handsome scoundrel, all of whom are just trying to stay alive. So the poor accuracy is most likely the result of them thinking "Maybe I can just miss one time, I can let this guy go so I don't have to feel bad about killing him"
User avatar #90 - mpoe (05/05/2012) [-]
"May the 4th be with you"

"Revenge of the 5th"
#72 - chewiethewookie (05/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
well they can dance pretty good..................
well they can dance pretty good..................
#26 - darman (05/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Lawful Evil is the best kind of Evil.
User avatar #86 - ColdBeets (05/05/2012) [-]
Star Wars lore here. Imperial Stormtroopers are so god-awfully bad at aiming because 1-Cloning procedures have declined, meaning instead of millions of badass strormtroopers we get billions of horrible ones. 2-Many Imperial Stormtroopers are not cloned at all, but conscripted, thus they suck. 3-Different classes of Stormtroopers exist, meaning the best ones are probably not on the Death Star (Since they figured that nobody could actually break in/kill it)
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