be ready to LOL. this is a repost, but i havnt seen it since like last year, so i wanted to pass on teh lulz. After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known Fed Ex funny midget Humping its a plane no spider man
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be ready to LOL

be ready to LOL. this is a repost, but i havnt seen it since like last year, so i wanted to pass on teh lulz. After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known

this is a repost, but i havnt seen it since like last year, so i wanted to pass on teh lulz

After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known
as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and
then document their repairs on the form.
Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted
by the pilots (marked with a "PH and the solutions
recorded [marked by an "5") by maintenance
engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor:
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
St Left Inside main the almost replaced.
P: Test flight UK, except dutchland very rough.
St, Dutchland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
5: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield
St Live bugs on back order.
Pt Auto pilot in mode produces a 200
feet per minute descent.
St Can' t reproduce problem on the ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
til: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
St DME volume set more believeable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That' s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in {FF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode,
P: Suspect crack in windshield.
St Suspect you' re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
St Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, tht right and
be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with Mics.
P: Mouse in cockpit
St Cat installed in cockpit:
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a midget pounding on something
with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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User avatar #88 to #59 - bacontheif (05/05/2012) [-]
holy crap i only uploaded this comment to see whether my name was blue!
#3 - willtheweary (05/05/2012) [-]
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"took hammer away from midget" LOL
#41 to #3 - funnyfuuuuuu (05/05/2012) [-]
They took my hammer



I took their lives...
User avatar #16 - thecratcher (05/05/2012) [-]
Note to self: Become Maintenance Engineer
User avatar #101 to #16 - mfs (05/05/2012) [-]
Note to myself: Im already a Maintenance Engineer
#7 - TitfaceMcGee (05/05/2012) [-]
"Took hammer away from midget"
#110 - daftspectres (05/05/2012) [-]
the pilots
#24 - bcmn (05/05/2012) [-]
Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than my comment number.

...."Lemme hear it"
#25 to #24 - bcmn (05/05/2012) [-]
THIS comment number!!
User avatar #47 to #25 - delpretzel (05/05/2012) [-]
sorry for being a newfag, but i do not get. could someone please elaborate

User avatar #72 to #47 - lolmonade (05/05/2012) [-]
You shouldn't get thumbed down, who ever did it is a fag
here have my thumb
User avatar #144 to #72 - delpretzel (05/06/2012) [-]
thanks lolmonade, here is my thumb
#46 - anon (05/05/2012) [-]
I couldnt laugh due to that feel post
I couldnt laugh due to that feel post
+1
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#17 - gracefuldamned (05/05/2012) [-]
This is old. Still ******* laughed.
#111 - axry (05/05/2012) [-]
I want to believe this, but I just can't
User avatar #132 to #111 - xyxoz (05/05/2012) [-]
This made slightly more believable.
#134 to #111 - thetrojansbroke (05/05/2012) [-]
dont cause its fake as ****
#96 - Trustfull (05/05/2012) [-]
P: Crack in center console
S: On my way.
#78 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
Mouse in cockpit
Cat installed in cockpit


#31 - anon (05/05/2012) [-]
#8 - anon (05/05/2012) [-]
If these are actual repair logs then the mechanics are the funniest men that have ever lived.

OP would get my thumb a thousand times, laughed till it hurt.

'Engine found on right wing after brief search' got me.
User avatar #9 to #8 - epicwinone (05/05/2012) [-]
when i saw it , i read the it was quantas., not fed-ex. to me, quantas if more believable how know whats goes on in Australia
#106 - sadisticplatypi (05/05/2012) [-]
later, the plane crashed like this guy
later, the plane crashed like this guy
#112 to #106 - liukang (05/05/2012) [-]
i'm pretty sure you have to shoot him in the face now
User avatar #82 - jjotu (05/05/2012) [-]
I used to work in the Aviation field, and have seem many on these type of jokes. One Of favorite was:
P: Crack found on center console.
S: Smoked, found okay.
#65 - antiphates (05/05/2012) [-]
This acctually made me laugh. Well done OP, have a thumb and this wierd gif.
This acctually made me laugh. Well done OP, have a thumb and this wierd gif.
#61 - williamz (05/05/2012) [-]
Best thing on front page today!
#49 - RandomDoofus (05/05/2012) [-]
Yes, it's a repost, but a funny one and the description was honest so you'll get my thumb.   
   
   
   
FUN FACT: Not a single FedEx plane ever crashed.
Yes, it's a repost, but a funny one and the description was honest so you'll get my thumb.



FUN FACT: Not a single FedEx plane ever crashed.

User avatar #141 to #49 - srgDoughnut (05/06/2012) [-]
Thank you :D
+11
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#71 - davemill (05/05/2012) [-]
<--- In reality
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