oh fuck. . on said alums love me. Iss, VIII] HEB. fanfic} tn' THAT' S THE PROBLEM. They dud. >be 6 >at a museum >notbad.jpg >wander off from parents. > looking around when i reach an exhibit > somebody put holes in the walls of a room. oh fuck on said alums love me Iss VIII] HEB fanfic} tn' THAT' S THE PROBLEM They dud >be 6 >at a museum >notbad jpg >wander off from parents > looking around when i reach an exhibit somebody put holes in the walls of room
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#11 - samxdaxman
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(05/05/2012) [-]
>be 6   
>at a museum   
>notbad.jpg   
>wander off from parents.   
> looking around when i reach an exhibit   
> somebody put holes in the walls of a room. guess what they put in those holes?   
>******* SURROUNDED BY FURBIES (note:i had never seen or heard of furbies before)   
>all i hear is "play with me" "i love you" and every other terrifying phrase they can think of.   
>sit down and cry my 6 year old eyes out   
>five minutes later im found by security   
>reunited with family   
>terrified of furbies since   
what i wanted to do to the ************ who made that exhibit
>be 6
>at a museum
>notbad.jpg
>wander off from parents.
> looking around when i reach an exhibit
> somebody put holes in the walls of a room. guess what they put in those holes?
>******* SURROUNDED BY FURBIES (note:i had never seen or heard of furbies before)
>all i hear is "play with me" "i love you" and every other terrifying phrase they can think of.
>sit down and cry my 6 year old eyes out
>five minutes later im found by security
>reunited with family
>terrified of furbies since
what i wanted to do to the ************ who made that exhibit
User avatar #19 to #11 - meiraki
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>Be parents
>take kid to museum
>kid wandered off
>omgwerefree.jpg
>start heading towards the exit when security cuts you off
>mfw 12 more years....
User avatar #14 to #11 - boblovesnoone
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>be furbies
>at a museum
>suddenly a child wanders into our home
>we love children
>tell him we love him
>he starts to cry
>John farted


#16 to #14 - samxdaxman
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why the **** did i laugh so hard at that? hahahaha thumb for you. gif unrelated
why the **** did i laugh so hard at that? hahahaha thumb for you. gif unrelated
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#47 - sapphos
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I had a furby. My father got angry with it, and told me it had to go to my grandmas house, so I put it on the stairs to remind me to take it.    
   
My mum tripped over it and fell down the flight of stairs with severe bruising.    
   
Then we were in the car on the way to my grandmas, I was holding it in my arms; normal journey until my dad lost control and we hit another car and a lampost. I remember being lifted out of a window hearing nothing but the words, "Weeee! Again, again."    
   
TL;DR Furby was trying to kill my family.
I had a furby. My father got angry with it, and told me it had to go to my grandmas house, so I put it on the stairs to remind me to take it.

My mum tripped over it and fell down the flight of stairs with severe bruising.

Then we were in the car on the way to my grandmas, I was holding it in my arms; normal journey until my dad lost control and we hit another car and a lampost. I remember being lifted out of a window hearing nothing but the words, "Weeee! Again, again."

TL;DR Furby was trying to kill my family.
User avatar #28 - virginmaker
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My sister buried her Furby in a time capsule in 2000. Dug it up in 2010, put batteries in it and it started making demonic noises. killitwithfire
#43 to #28 - vatra
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I don't know about you, but I'd be a little pissed too if someone buried me for ten years just for the hell of it. (oh and of course I couldn't die while buried)
User avatar #2 - thijsofbodom
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I actually burned a furby at my friends house last monday
it had tuqoise flames and gave a really nice hot glow
I anyone has some left over furbies, I'm interested in using them...
for buning and stuff
User avatar #5 to #2 - thatoldhorse
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i remember when my mom bought my sister her first furby it started talking in the package and i was scared ********
User avatar #38 - doyoulikeapizza
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I used to have a furbie, didn't like it all, so one day I smashed it into the wall. Instead of repeating it's usual phrase in English it emitted a sound that was far too similar to "jag dödar dig" for me to ignore, and for those who does not understand Swedish it translates to "I will kill you".
Te scariest part is that I know I havn't thrown it away, only stuffed it into a box and forgotten its location. I fear for myself and my family.
And this, my fellow funnyjunkers, is actually a true story. Except for the very last sentence, I don't fear nothing, or do I?
User avatar #39 to #38 - doyoulikeapizza
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Also, TL;DR, Furby telling me it will kill me, now it's lost somewhere in the house.
#27 - shizzerkarot
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I had one just like that.. my dad pointed the remote at it's head and changed the channel.. it yelled "Me scared" then died for a few years. Then one day it started rambling in my closet and the baby furby began to freak out along with it.. it said "You gotta feed the BABYYYY" then proceeded to yell for about 5 minutes straight at least
Those things are scary, but I miss them

#23 - ojangerfoeva
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Comment Picture

#13 - icantreadshit
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Now I use mine to clean the TV.
Now I use mine to clean the TV.
#45 to #13 - rigbytheraccoon
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Source Please
User avatar #61 to #45 - Mecryte
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You've got it, Mackenzie
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san Episode 4
Close to the 4:30 mark.
#60 to #13 - Mecryte
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#35 to #13 - noonacarly
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WHAT IS THAT FROM?!?!!?
WHAT IS THAT FROM?!?!!?
#10 - thecatqueen
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>be 9, sleeping over @ friends house
>Middle of the night, hear someone say 'I love you', wake friend up
>wtf.jpg
>(It's a furby)
>(i'm sleeping on the floor next to the furby)
>"Play with me", eyes light up
>"Now."
>Starts blinking
>killitwithfire.gif
>Decide to take batterys out, just in case and sleep with friend
>Wake up half hour later and furby starts talking again
>Falls of shelf
>starts saying **** like: "come closer, I love you!, hug me!"

>Never visit again