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#32 - TheNewDudeMann
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Did you break a pot while cleaning?
#652 to #32 - blastblood
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(05/05/2012) [-]
let's check
#646 to #32 - lordtrolldemort
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Whats happening?
#596 to #32 - iamtheonlypro
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Soooooo, there once was a panda named Jamal. He was going to the market and stumbled upon a giant dildo. He took the giant dildo to the gaping asshole genie and the genie granted him a wish for each 5 feet of the dildo. His first wish was to have lots of bamboo shaped like penises. Second he wanted a chariot. A chariot fit for the gods. Except for the fact that this chariot was made out of spaghetti and 7 month old fermented diarrhea. Lastly he wanted a milkshake made of polonium, urine, broken glass, and puss. In the end he got all his wishes, but he noticed his dildo was 20 feet long so he should get 4 wishes. The genie refused to give him the last wish. So one night when the genie was sleeping inside his giant nutsack, the panda rubbed the nutsack and the genie came out and to his surprise, the panda had a throwing knife. He threw it at the genies face and the genie died.


And that's the story on why you should never deceive a panda.

The only reason I wrote this is because I wanted to test if my name is blue without getting red thumbs
#495 to #32 - DWalk
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Cool blue name
Wish I had one

#625 to #495 - salmonofdoubt
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(05/05/2012) [-]
#487 to #32 - SamsesfourQ
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(05/04/2012) [-]
IS MINE BLUE?
#488 to #487 - SamsesfourQ
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(05/04/2012) [-]
why yes it is :)
#477 to #32 - Edi
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Hopefully I have a blue name.
#461 to #32 - Nickk
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(05/04/2012) [-]
blue names..UNITE!
#460 to #32 - rockmuh
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(05/04/2012) [-]
am i blue ?
#462 to #460 - rockmuh
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(05/04/2012) [-]
i dont even like blue
#435 to #32 - lelelefrench
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Why all the blue
#394 to #32 - mebucket
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(05/04/2012) [-]
awww yeahhh
awww yeahhh
#347 to #32 - ashpsycho
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#326 to #32 - elvisestamuerto ONLINE
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(05/04/2012) [-]
****
#324 to #32 - zhater
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#315 to #32 - Sunset
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#298 to #32 - michaelx
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I'm blue da be dee dub dub
#274 to #32 - electricbubblewrap
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(05/04/2012) [-]
testing oldfag status
#213 to #32 - BlueGamma
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(05/04/2012) [-]
**** **** MY NAME IS BLUE TOO
#49 to #32 - shaneac
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Your name's blue O_O
#651 to #49 - Kewlio
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Is my name blue?
#653 to #651 - Kewlio
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Awesome.
#623 to #49 - palap
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Maybe YOUR name's blue.
#569 to #49 - usepropergrammar **User deleted account**
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#559 to #49 - epicemodude
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(05/04/2012) [-]
So is mine
#484 to #49 - asweetname
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Blue :3
#447 to #49 - Bloo
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(05/04/2012) [-]
My name's Bloo.
#423 to #49 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#130 to #49 - Omnicide **User deleted account**
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#85 to #49 - McBalls
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#62 to #49 - noneckcomics
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(05/04/2012) [-]
His name's TheNewDudeMann

BUT IT'S BLUE D;
#245 to #62 - SodaPopCandyShop
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Just checkin' to see if my name is blue..
#122 to #62 - Ranpu Dentro
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(05/04/2012) [-]
My name is blue and has a space. That should really **** with your head
My name is blue and has a space. That should really **** with your head
#344 to #122 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Someone once pointed out to me that my name had all caps. I do not know how that is surprising.
#620 to #344 - zelyx
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(05/05/2012) [-]
Dude, your name has all caps
#302 to #122 - teh lazer lawd
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(05/04/2012) [-]
me too ._. I never noticed
#606 to #302 - Poiuytas
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(05/05/2012) [-]
same

#110 to #62 - YourName
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Why should oldfags get specially colored names?

Yes, I realize it's ironic because I, too, am an oldfag
#539 to #110 - Kadzait
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Does I is have colored name?
#482 to #110 - SoulStealer
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Yes! Oldfags ftw!
#469 to #110 - zombiexslayer
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Is mine blue..?
#305 to #110 - TheTurnbull
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I'm blue too!
#263 to #110 - tinytot
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Awww yeah.
#211 to #110 - baconutella
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Enlarge it.x
#657 to #211 - raidertrolls
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(05/05/2012) [-]
damnit i made my account in like march of 2011
#629 to #211 - lookitdatass
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(05/05/2012) [-]
MFW The time warp deleted my account...

also Anon posts tits below me
#555 to #211 - adminl
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(05/04/2012) [-]
**** yeah blue name
#382 to #211 - KingoftheMudkips
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(05/04/2012) [-]
pro!
#359 to #211 - millem
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(05/04/2012) [-]
thats actually pretty neat
#353 to #211 - yongcong
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(05/04/2012) [-]
MFW i made my account 2 month after 2011
MFW i made my account 2 month after 2011
#478 to #353 - thumbrepostguy
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(05/04/2012) [-]
made mine a month before 2011 :)
#405 to #353 - mathcow
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(05/04/2012) [-]
MFW 5 days before 2011
MFW 5 days before 2011
#476 to #405 - mrbeany
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(05/04/2012) [-]
huh
#380 to #353 - siridontcare
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(05/04/2012) [-]
try 16 days.... feels bad man
#360 to #353 - baconutella
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I made an account before 2011, but I deleted it. =[
#297 to #211 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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(05/04/2012) [-]
I've been coming to FJ for 6 years, but never made an account. :[
#399 to #297 - michaeldemoin
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(05/04/2012) [-]
same boat except i have had a plethora of accounts since i was 12 so 4 years ago
#276 to #211 - leeroyjenkinsfan
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Do I?
#278 to #276 - baconutella
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Yes, you do ;D
#289 to #278 - leeroyjenkinsfan
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Hell yeah! It's a good day.

#291 to #289 - baconutella
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(05/04/2012) [-]
Hm. Wonder how long it will last.
#269 to #211 - DDay
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(05/04/2012) [-]
sweet
#543 to #269 - nonextstop
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(05/04/2012) [-]
do I?
#242 to #211 - Dannydan
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(05/04/2012) [-]
its so beautiful
#239 to #211 - solomon
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(05/04/2012) [-]
AWWWWWWW YEA
#296 to #239 - spicytunaroll
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(05/04/2012) [-]
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