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#32 - TheNewDudeMann (05/04/2012) [-]
Did you break a pot while cleaning?
User avatar #652 to #32 - blastblood (05/05/2012) [-]
let's check
User avatar #646 to #32 - lordtrolldemort (05/05/2012) [-]
Whats happening?
#596 to #32 - iamtheonlypro (05/05/2012) [-]
Soooooo, there once was a panda named Jamal. He was going to the market and stumbled upon a giant dildo. He took the giant dildo to the gaping asshole genie and the genie granted him a wish for each 5 feet of the dildo. His first wish was to have lots of bamboo shaped like penises. Second he wanted a chariot. A chariot fit for the gods. Except for the fact that this chariot was made out of spaghetti and 7 month old fermented diarrhea. Lastly he wanted a milkshake made of polonium, urine, broken glass, and puss. In the end he got all his wishes, but he noticed his dildo was 20 feet long so he should get 4 wishes. The genie refused to give him the last wish. So one night when the genie was sleeping inside his giant nutsack, the panda rubbed the nutsack and the genie came out and to his surprise, the panda had a throwing knife. He threw it at the genies face and the genie died.


And that's the story on why you should never deceive a panda.

The only reason I wrote this is because I wanted to test if my name is blue without getting red thumbs
User avatar #495 to #32 - DWalk (05/04/2012) [-]
Cool blue name
Wish I had one

User avatar #487 to #32 - SamsesfourQ (05/04/2012) [-]
IS MINE BLUE?
User avatar #488 to #487 - SamsesfourQ (05/04/2012) [-]
why yes it is :)
User avatar #477 to #32 - Edi (05/04/2012) [-]
Hopefully I have a blue name.
User avatar #461 to #32 - Nickk (05/04/2012) [-]
blue names..UNITE!
#460 to #32 - rockmuh (05/04/2012) [-]
am i blue ?
#462 to #460 - rockmuh (05/04/2012) [-]
i dont even like blue
#435 to #32 - lelelefrench (05/04/2012) [-]
Why all the blue
#394 to #32 - mebucket (05/04/2012) [-]
awww yeahhh
awww yeahhh
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+1
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#298 to #32 - michaelx (05/04/2012) [-]
I'm blue da be dee dub dub
User avatar #274 to #32 - electricbubblewrap (05/04/2012) [-]
testing oldfag status
User avatar #213 to #32 - BlueGamma (05/04/2012) [-]
**** **** MY NAME IS BLUE TOO
User avatar #49 to #32 - shaneac (05/04/2012) [-]
Your name's blue O_O
User avatar #651 to #49 - Kewlio (05/05/2012) [-]
Is my name blue?
User avatar #653 to #651 - Kewlio (05/05/2012) [-]
Awesome.
#623 to #49 - palap (05/05/2012) [-]
Maybe YOUR name's blue.
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User avatar #559 to #49 - epicemodude (05/04/2012) [-]
So is mine
#484 to #49 - asweetname (05/04/2012) [-]
Blue :3
User avatar #447 to #49 - Bloo (05/04/2012) [-]
My name's Bloo.
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User avatar #62 to #49 - noneckcomics (05/04/2012) [-]
His name's TheNewDudeMann

BUT IT'S BLUE D;
#245 to #62 - SodaPopCandyShop (05/04/2012) [-]
Just checkin' to see if my name is blue..
#122 to #62 - Ranpu Dentro (05/04/2012) [-]
My name is blue and has a space. That should really 						****					 with your head
My name is blue and has a space. That should really **** with your head
User avatar #344 to #122 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (05/04/2012) [-]
Someone once pointed out to me that my name had all caps. I do not know how that is surprising.
#620 to #344 - zelyx (05/05/2012) [-]
Dude, your name has all caps
User avatar #302 to #122 - teh lazer lawd (05/04/2012) [-]
me too ._. I never noticed
User avatar #606 to #302 - Poiuytas (05/05/2012) [-]
same

User avatar #110 to #62 - YourName (05/04/2012) [-]
Why should oldfags get specially colored names?

Yes, I realize it's ironic because I, too, am an oldfag
User avatar #539 to #110 - Kadzait (05/04/2012) [-]
Does I is have colored name?
User avatar #482 to #110 - SoulStealer (05/04/2012) [-]
Yes! Oldfags ftw!
User avatar #469 to #110 - zombiexslayer (05/04/2012) [-]
Is mine blue..?
User avatar #305 to #110 - TheTurnbull (05/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I'm blue too!
User avatar #263 to #110 - tinytot (05/04/2012) [-]
Awww yeah.
#211 to #110 - baconutella (05/04/2012) [-]
Enlarge it.x
User avatar #657 to #211 - raidertrolls (05/05/2012) [-]
damnit i made my account in like march of 2011
#629 to #211 - lookitdatass (05/05/2012) [-]
MFW The time warp deleted my account...

also Anon posts tits below me
User avatar #555 to #211 - adminl (05/04/2012) [-]
**** yeah blue name
#359 to #211 - millem (05/04/2012) [-]
thats actually pretty neat
#353 to #211 - yongcong (05/04/2012) [-]
MFW i made my account 2 month after 2011
MFW i made my account 2 month after 2011
#478 to #353 - thumbrepostguy (05/04/2012) [-]
made mine a month before 2011 :)
#405 to #353 - mathcow (05/04/2012) [-]
MFW 5 days before 2011
MFW 5 days before 2011
User avatar #476 to #405 - mrbeany (05/04/2012) [-]
huh
User avatar #380 to #353 - siridontcare (05/04/2012) [-]
try 16 days.... feels bad man
#360 to #353 - baconutella (05/04/2012) [-]
I made an account before 2011, but I deleted it. =[
User avatar #297 to #211 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
I've been coming to FJ for 6 years, but never made an account. :[
User avatar #399 to #297 - michaeldemoin (05/04/2012) [-]
same boat except i have had a plethora of accounts since i was 12 so 4 years ago
User avatar #278 to #276 - baconutella (05/04/2012) [-]
Yes, you do ;D
User avatar #289 to #278 - leeroyjenkinsfan (05/04/2012) [-]
Hell yeah! It's a good day.

User avatar #291 to #289 - baconutella (05/04/2012) [-]
Hm. Wonder how long it will last.
#269 to #211 - DDay ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
sweet
#543 to #269 - nonextstop (05/04/2012) [-]
do I?
#242 to #211 - Dannydan (05/04/2012) [-]
its so beautiful
User avatar #239 to #211 - solomon (05/04/2012) [-]
AWWWWWWW YEA
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