How To Get Away With Murder. .. why the did i keep reading this?
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#1 - hoban (05/03/2012) [-]
I find it weird that i didnt find this funny at all but i was still compelled to read the full thing. Then thumbed cause it was useful info.......whats wrong with me that i found this useful? o.0
User avatar #9 to #1 - graphenz ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
Everyone who ever lived have always had the lust to kill, it lies deep within us.
#10 to #9 - hoban (05/03/2012) [-]
that is the most creepy thing i have seen 2day cheers xD
that is the most creepy thing i have seen 2day cheers xD
User avatar #11 to #10 - graphenz ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm not creepy I'm just spouting truth, the truth to come, the murder to come. Be prepared and watch your back. Oh.. and good luck... you're gonna need it.
#12 to #11 - hoban (05/03/2012) [-]
thanks....i think......im gonna go and hide and stuff now cya around buddy...........
User avatar #13 to #12 - graphenz ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
Haah :D I'm messing with you :P but anyway, didn't you ever wanna kill someone, like a bully from highschool or that one douche that drank your beer? :P
User avatar #14 to #13 - hoban (05/03/2012) [-]
O dear god the list is long of people i have wanted 2 kill lol
Never went as far as 2 think out the murder...................well............in this much detail xD
User avatar #15 to #14 - graphenz ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
True, but now we have a guide! let's meet at Cuban's capital 5 years from now and we retire together whilst killing people? - back on the creepy wagon!
User avatar #16 to #15 - hoban (05/03/2012) [-]
Sounds like a plan we will meet in Havanna in hours then after 2 months of waiting we will book boat trips back 2 our respective countries. We will then arrange for those ships to sink. Now we are ghosts in Havanna and we are free to kill as long as we are careful 2 hide our faces and follow the guide on the DNA tips. We can kill into our old age and live in a cabin outside Havanna in our later years recanting the stories of our past kills. Mabye we can take sum body parts of the victims 2 decorate our cabin?
User avatar #17 to #16 - graphenz ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
Hmm you grab left ears I grab right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hoban (05/03/2012) [-]
I can live with that.
User avatar #19 to #18 - graphenz ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
awesome, it's a gameplan!
User avatar #108 to #9 - smackledorf (05/04/2012) [-]
it is natural, we just see it as morally wrong since civilization was created.
User avatar #23 - thatguynamedtony (05/03/2012) [-]
why the **** did i keep reading this?
#170 to #23 - cjasper (05/04/2012) [-]
I'm more concerned about the 400+ people that favorited this...
I'm more concerned about the 400+ people that favorited this...
#5 - madsnyeng (05/03/2012) [-]
Why have people favorited it?
Why have people favorited it?
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User avatar #8 to #5 - graphenz ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
I have a large list of people I would like to kill? it's nice to have a guide whenever you go mentally insane ya know :P
#158 to #8 - John Cena (05/04/2012) [-]
The guide states you shouldn't kill people you know thought :(
User avatar #7 to #5 - nightauditor (05/03/2012) [-]
Probably the married ones.

Just in case, you know? ;-)
#120 - neutralkreep (05/04/2012) [-]
So many things can go wrong for you.
#119 - anoned (05/04/2012) [-]
11. Do not favorite content teaching to cover up a murder.
#128 to #119 - John Cena (05/04/2012) [-]
ha
User avatar #32 - whiteboylikestacos (05/04/2012) [-]
The 45 people who have Favorited this disturb me....
#142 - odonnell (05/04/2012) [-]
Anyone else suddenly find plans for this weekend?
#152 to #142 - rowdymatt (05/04/2012) [-]
nonono, you didn't read it. AT LEAST a month in advance bro
nonono, you didn't read it. AT LEAST a month in advance bro
User avatar #206 to #152 - odonnell (05/04/2012) [-]
No, That was to buy the tools involved. I just bought a new tool kit in March (Intending to fix the garden fence, but thats unlikely to happen for at least another year.)
#51 - derpkipz (05/04/2012) [-]
This... Was a bad idea to make available to the internet public.
This... Was a bad idea to make available to the internet public.
User avatar #75 to #51 - LastCall (05/04/2012) [-]
It's stuff most of us already know.
#109 - itazz (05/04/2012) [-]
This made me actually want to murder someone for a second...
#65 - lulzatyou (05/04/2012) [-]
I personally want to be on a nightly stroll and see someone being crucified.
#86 - I Am Monkey (05/04/2012) [-]
But if a chicken sees you you're screwed.
User avatar #87 to #86 - amozi (05/04/2012) [-]
or a horse too
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User avatar #47 - dragonzard (05/04/2012) [-]
If I can`t tell a soul....
Can I tell a ginger?
User avatar #6 - nightauditor (05/03/2012) [-]
"Do not leave any DNA behind."

No **** Einstein, thanks for the tipp!
#90 - wersand (05/04/2012) [-]
Give it a few weeks, someone will get killed and the internet will get blamed. Welcome to earth.
#107 - brandonalmighty (05/04/2012) [-]
Am I the only one thats worried that over 250 people have favorited this? gif un-related
Am I the only one thats worried that over 250 people have favorited this? gif un-related
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#161 - Drumachine (05/04/2012) [-]
**Drumachine rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Lawyered ** mfw i get away with murder
User avatar #169 to #161 - JohnnyMcStiff (05/04/2012) [-]
Very appropriate roll.
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#181 - dubslao (05/04/2012) [-]
Is it even legal to post this?
#195 to #181 - John Cena (05/04/2012) [-]
Probably not, but he did anyway.
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