Superhero Math. .. So starting at superman + kryptonite + blue spider = spiderman feels batman
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User avatar #3 - theavatar (05/03/2012) [-]
So starting at superman + kryptonite + blue spider = spiderman
User avatar #6 to #3 - attifyon (05/03/2012) [-]
So, spiderman - kryptonite is superman...
I think we're onto something.

User avatar #8 to #6 - euchreplayer (05/03/2012) [-]
If you subtract Batman's heart does he get a better suit?
#147 to #6 - ocnamesaregone (05/04/2012) [-]
No man, here let me explain.

Rule 1Superman - Kryptonite = Human
Rule 2Human + spider = Spiderman

Rule 3Superman = Human + Kryptonite
Rule 4Spider = Spiderman- human
SO
Spider = Spiderman + (Superman - Kryptonite)-->rule 1
but spider = sipderman - human thus -->RUle 4
Spiderman - human = Spiderman +Superman - Kryptonite
let's replace Superman (rule 3)
Spiderman - human = spiderman + Human + Kryptonite - Kryptonite
so here Both spidersman equals out, same for Kryptonite and we're left with
-2Human=0

What can we conclude?
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That I suck at math
#156 to #147 - theavatar (05/04/2012) [-]
seems good to me
#34 - numfortytwo (05/03/2012) [-]
anybody get it? just made this one
User avatar #38 - thapishere (05/03/2012) [-]
So wait. Superman + kryptonite = Red

Red + spider = Spiderman.

mfw this means superman lost his powers to just regain new ones.
User avatar #136 to #38 - theavatar (05/04/2012) [-]
Thats what i said coment 3
#40 to #38 - thapishere (05/03/2012) [-]
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Sigh. pics aren't working again....
#105 to #40 - theFbomb (05/04/2012) [-]
**theFbomb rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Sick Kids ** ...the **** ?...
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User avatar #69 to #35 - wryot (05/03/2012) [-]
give this man a medal
#13 - cplyarb (05/03/2012) [-]
Sad Spider
User avatar #139 to #13 - theavatar (05/04/2012) [-]
Its because he was once superman
#24 to #13 - discomufffin (05/03/2012) [-]
Looks more like diabeetus spiderman
#100 - ryudo (05/04/2012) [-]
**ryudo rolls 911**
#115 to #100 - oniguru (05/04/2012) [-]
Oh yes.
#124 - boomdady (05/04/2012) [-]
fixed
#166 to #124 - anon (05/04/2012) [-]
I was thinking man-heart=Tin man from Wizard of Oz.
#81 - gwlk (05/04/2012) [-]
Worth it.
#150 - iwishiwasgoku (05/04/2012) [-]
What if Bruce Wayne's parents were alive the whole time and they staged the whole thing so Bruce would clean up Gotham?
User avatar #175 to #150 - topperharly ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
what if a future version of bruce wayne shot his own parents so he can be batman?
#98 to #59 - theFbomb (05/04/2012) [-]
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#117 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
nobody ever seems to notice this but superman, ironman, spiderman, hulk, and plenty of other heros parents are dead too
#130 to #117 - anon (05/04/2012) [-]
if you read the comics, spiderman's parents arn't dead
User avatar #131 to #130 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
the ones ive seen his parents died in a plane accident along with eddy brocks (venom)
#135 to #131 - anon (05/04/2012) [-]
apologies, they weren't actually his parents, they were clones made by charmeleon :(
User avatar #137 to #135 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
its all good im not judgeing
#119 to #117 - crazyllamax (05/04/2012) [-]
It's primarily about how Batman lost his parents as opposed to them just being gone.
User avatar #120 to #119 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
ahhh right you are sir.
User avatar #30 - darklit (05/03/2012) [-]
none of them have parents
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User avatar #7 - jerkyblue (05/03/2012) [-]
Superman + Chaos Emerald = Man
User avatar #79 - mynamemax (05/04/2012) [-]
person+spider+born on krypton-heart-parents= one badass superhero
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