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#20 - killyojoy (05/02/2012) [-]
My parents are cops. I once thought off doing this while my dad was working.
#27 to #20 - kamakazirulz (05/02/2012) [-]
I guess you could say...your mom fucks the police






please laugh
#29 to #27 - killyojoy (05/02/2012) [-]
fucked* My dad too they were both cops but they divorced.
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#21 to #20 - estroxforeva (05/02/2012) [-]
to your own dad??!!!
to your own dad??!!!
#22 to #21 - killyojoy (05/02/2012) [-]
Yep I have had many chances to kill cops all I have to do is walk in the police department. (just wave at the camera the dispatcher opens the door for me) Walk to the little safe they keep there guns in (the key is always in the cheifs office with is unlocked) pull out a sig then go fucking crazy because most of the cops in there are either tired and trying to get in some lunch or to busy on a computer to be able to pull there gun quick enough.
#88 to #22 - cliffbriscoe (05/03/2012) [-]
well you probably shouldnt be saying that on the internet if your dads a cop..
#170 to #88 - killyojoy (05/03/2012) [-]
Nah! they have bigger problems plus Im pretty sure my dad has thought of doing it himself.
#23 to #22 - Utkezabanje (05/02/2012) [-]
Well... We'll be waiting for a headline "A nutjob enters police station and slays 16"
#24 to #23 - killyojoy (05/02/2012) [-]
That's my plan for when life just doesn't go right. But most cops are pretty cool guys its small town cops who are dicks.

#76 to #24 - originalworks (05/03/2012) [-]
I live in a small town (population does not exceed 1000), cop pulled me over with a BAC of .19. I'm 17. he brought me home and didn't tell my parents. FUCK YEAH
I live in a small town (population does not exceed 1000), cop pulled me over with a BAC of .19. I'm 17. he brought me home and didn't tell my parents. FUCK YEAH
#32 to #24 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
I don't get it

small town cops - everybody knows them, friendly not desensitized by sick crime

town cops - Stressed, desensitised, hated by the public
#44 to #32 - killyojoy (05/02/2012) [-]
Get pulled over by a city cop Has better things to do doesnt give a shit about your speeding.
Get pulled over by a small town cop-fucking bored ass cop with nothing to do looking to arrest people for anything


#173 to #44 - zombieflorist (05/03/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, you are exactly right. I live in a small town and it's horrible. Mfw.
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