Dead baby comp. . THE BEST( or worst) OF DEAD BABY JOKES What' s the difference between e dead baby and en onion? Whet' s blue and er' Ange and lies at the bott
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Dead baby comp

THE BEST( or worst) OF DEAD BABY
JOKES
What' s the difference between e
dead baby and en onion?
Whet' s blue and er' Ange and lies at
the bottom of e swimming pool?
A baby with burst .
As teeny es it takes to climb en top
of them in order, to r' eegh the
socket.
Whet' e funnier than e deed beef?
How do you know when e baby is e dead
baby?
The dog plays with it moral
Pinkies for, mere’?
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Submitted: 05/02/2012
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User avatar #159 - ewowo (05/14/2012) [-]
Me: What's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

OP: Two dead babies nailed to a tree?

Me: No, a dead baby nailed to two trees!

You see it's funny because OP is about tree fiddy ******* .
I was gonna add dickbutt but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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#153 - walkingdisaster (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't empty the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
#151 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
whats funnier then a dead baby?

a dead baby with down syndrome
#150 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
Whats red, white, and screams all over?
A skinned baby in a pile of salt.

Whats funnier than pushing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
User avatar #145 - goldenkeyblade (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?


I don't **** sandwiches when i finish eating them.
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User avatar #144 - fistymcbutthole (05/03/2012) [-]
Just because a joke is tasteless doesnt mean it's funny... these suck.
#143 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
whats the difference to 10 dead baby and a awesome car...



i don't have 10 dead babies in my garage
#147 to #143 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
I don't have an awesome car in my garage.*

*Fixed.
#142 - MOARkrabs (05/03/2012) [-]
EVERYONE IS FORCED TO LICK THE DICK
#141 - Spikeydeath (05/03/2012) [-]
whats white, red and sceeams in pain?

a skinned baby in a bag of salt
#138 - lukemeadows (05/03/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby?



i dont **** cheeseburgers
User avatar #137 - trappedtime (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and an old lady?

Dead babies don't scream when you push them down the stairs.
User avatar #133 - commiecomrade (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and some fruit?

Nothing. You blend them and put them in smoothies.
#131 - quigd (05/03/2012) [-]
Whats harder than hiding a dead baby?
My dick when im ******* it

Whats worse than a mountain of dead babies?
one baby eating its way out.

Whats worse then 10 babys pinned to one tree?
10 tees pinned to one baby
User avatar #134 to #131 - commiecomrade (05/03/2012) [-]
Or one baby pinned to 10 trees.
#135 to #134 - quigd (05/03/2012) [-]
both are pretty hawt
#129 - newrockerkid (05/03/2012) [-]
**newrockerkid rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at They said i could be anything... ** mfw
#127 - bdowns (05/03/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Dat Dog **
#126 - discomufffin (05/03/2012) [-]
What's funnier than 10 dead babies in one trashcan?
10 trashcans in one dead baby.
#123 - mrrichy (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
User avatar #122 - diddymonster (05/03/2012) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline.....you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline
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