Dead baby comp. . THE BEST( or worst) OF DEAD BABY JOKES What' s the difference between e dead baby and en onion? Whet' s blue and er' Ange and lies at the bott
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Dead baby comp

THE BEST( or worst) OF DEAD BABY
JOKES
What' s the difference between e
dead baby and en onion?
Whet' s blue and er' Ange and lies at
the bottom of e swimming pool?
A baby with burst .
As teeny es it takes to climb en top
of them in order, to r' eegh the
socket.
Whet' e funnier than e deed beef?
How do you know when e baby is e dead
baby?
The dog plays with it moral
Pinkies for, mere’?
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#79 - getoutofhere (05/03/2012) [-]
What sound does a baby in a blender make?    
   
   
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
What sound does a baby in a blender make?


I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
#53 - TheAssassinDude (05/02/2012) [-]
What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to 1 tree...   
   
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees
What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to 1 tree...

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees
User avatar #82 to #53 - hahahathatsfunny (05/03/2012) [-]
I don't understand how just one dead baby is worse than ten dead babies...
User avatar #103 to #82 - Superhell (05/03/2012) [-]
because the baby would be ripped apart into 10 pieces...
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#111 to #12 - pineappletime (05/03/2012) [-]
are you British by any chance?
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User avatar #157 to #156 - pineappletime (05/03/2012) [-]
that's cool. British people are cool.
User avatar #113 - loganwheeler (05/03/2012) [-]
What's harder than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?

The erection I get while doing it.
#123 - mrrichy (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
User avatar #73 - tgrove (05/02/2012) [-]
whats black and blue and hates sex.......the 8 year old in my closet
#1 - drumngolfer (05/02/2012) [-]
what do you call a dead baby in front of a door?   
mat
what do you call a dead baby in front of a door?
mat
#63 - ikinkajou (05/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #104 - toxictangerine (05/03/2012) [-]
Dead Bay Jokes:

1.What's the difference between a dead baby and a lamp?

A lamp is easier to turn on.

2.What's worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan?

One dead baby in ten trashcans.

3.What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

4. Why did the toddler drop his lollipop?

He was hit by a truck.

and now to finish off with a woman's joke....

5.What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.
#42 - spicyballsack (05/02/2012) [-]
What's worse than a baby in a barrel?

The holocaust.
User avatar #65 to #42 - YoshiBond (05/02/2012) [-]
What's worse than the Holocaust? Two babies in a barrel.
#21 - Rascal (05/02/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer


The other's a watermelon.
#13 - Ranpu Dentro (05/02/2012) [-]
What is the difference between a frisbee and a dead baby?

I've never had sex with a frisbee.
User avatar #145 - goldenkeyblade (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?


I don't **** sandwiches when i finish eating them.
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User avatar #133 - commiecomrade (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and some fruit?

Nothing. You blend them and put them in smoothies.
User avatar #102 - henryhoover (05/03/2012) [-]
What do you do if your wife walks in on you blending babies?

look her in the eye and finish masturbating...

Please don't judge me...
User avatar #158 to #102 - madjackwack (05/06/2012) [-]
you sick **** .
User avatar #51 - bobbybeats (05/02/2012) [-]
What's black and red and can't turn it's head in a hallway?

A dead baby with a javelin through it's throat.
#50 - Spectricity (05/02/2012) [-]
>How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail it's other foot to the ground.

>How do you stop a baby from drowning?
You stop laughing and take your boot off it's head.

>What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a box of Oreos?
I don't have a box of Oreos in my pantry.
#44 - iamphoenix (05/02/2012) [-]
A few years ago, my friend's mom started reading off dead baby jokes. The horribly awkward part was that she had a miscarriage about 16 years before that.
User avatar #43 - combustiblepiglet (05/02/2012) [-]
What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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