Dead baby comp. . THE BEST( or worst) OF DEAD BABY JOKES What' s the difference between e dead baby and en onion? Whet' s blue and er' Ange and lies at the bott
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Dead baby comp

THE BEST( or worst) OF DEAD BABY
JOKES
What' s the difference between e
dead baby and en onion?
Whet' s blue and er' Ange and lies at
the bottom of e swimming pool?
A baby with burst .
As teeny es it takes to climb en top
of them in order, to r' eegh the
socket.
Whet' e funnier than e deed beef?
How do you know when e baby is e dead
baby?
The dog plays with it moral
Pinkies for, mere’?
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Submitted: 05/02/2012
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#12 - uberdownieman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#79 - getoutofhere (05/03/2012) [-]
What sound does a baby in a blender make?    
   
   
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
What sound does a baby in a blender make?


I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
#53 - TheAssassinDude (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to 1 tree...   
   
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees
What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to 1 tree...

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees
#1 - drumngolfer (05/02/2012) [-]
what do you call a dead baby in front of a door?   
mat
what do you call a dead baby in front of a door?
mat
User avatar #113 - loganwheeler (05/03/2012) [-]
What's harder than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?

The erection I get while doing it.
#63 - ikinkajou (05/02/2012) [-]
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#123 - mrrichy (05/03/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
User avatar #73 - tgrove (05/02/2012) [-]
whats black and blue and hates sex.......the 8 year old in my closet
#21 - devout feminist (05/02/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer


The other's a watermelon.
#13 - Ranpu Dentro (05/02/2012) [-]
What is the difference between a frisbee and a dead baby?

I've never had sex with a frisbee.
User avatar #145 - goldenkeyblade (05/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?


I don't **** sandwiches when i finish eating them.
User avatar #104 - toxictangerine (05/03/2012) [-]
Dead Bay Jokes:

1.What's the difference between a dead baby and a lamp?

A lamp is easier to turn on.

2.What's worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan?

One dead baby in ten trashcans.

3.What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

4. Why did the toddler drop his lollipop?

He was hit by a truck.

and now to finish off with a woman's joke....

5.What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.
#42 - spicyballsack (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What's worse than a baby in a barrel?

The holocaust.
#19 - nyankat (05/02/2012) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?   
   
   
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?


Depends on how hard you throw them.
User avatar #51 - bobbybeats (05/02/2012) [-]
What's black and red and can't turn it's head in a hallway?

A dead baby with a javelin through it's throat.
#50 - Spectricity (05/02/2012) [-]
>How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail it's other foot to the ground.

>How do you stop a baby from drowning?
You stop laughing and take your boot off it's head.

>What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a box of Oreos?
I don't have a box of Oreos in my pantry.
#44 - iamphoenix (05/02/2012) [-]
A few years ago, my friend's mom started reading off dead baby jokes. The horribly awkward part was that she had a miscarriage about 16 years before that.
User avatar #43 - combustiblepiglet (05/02/2012) [-]
What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
#25 - profesoreoak (05/02/2012) [-]
whtas the hardest thing in a baby .............................. my dick
whtas the hardest thing in a baby .............................. my dick
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