Economies. i like money. Socialism l You have I cows, You give one to your neighbor, Communism You have I cow 5. The State takes both and gives you tame milk. F
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Economies

Socialism l
You have I cows, You give one to your neighbor,
Communism
You have I cow 5. The State takes both and gives you tame milk.
Fascism
You have I cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Na tum
You have I cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
Ewen: racism
You have I cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
then throws the milk away
Traditional Capitalism
You have I cows. You sell one and buya bull. Your herd multiplies and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism
You have I cow s, You sell one, and forte the other to produce the milk
of four cows, Later. you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has
dropped dead.
Enron Venture Capitalism
You have I cow s. You sell three of them to your publicly listed compo
using letters of credit opened by your -, at the bank, then
execute a debt/ equity swap with an associated general offer so that
you get all four cows back. with tax exemption for five cows. The mitt
rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman
Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells
the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual
report says the company owns eight cows. with and option on one
more, You sell one cow to buy a new president ofthe United states,
leaving you with nine cows. Ho balance sheet provided with the
release. The public then buys your bull,
Andersen Model Capitalism
You have I cows. You shred them
French Capitalism
You have I cows. You go on strike, organize a riot and block the roads
because you want I cows.
Japanese Capitalism
You have I cows. You redesign them so they are if 1 o the site of an or-
binary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called ' market it worldwide.
German Capitalism
You have I cows. You revengineer them so they live for we years, eat
once a month and milk themselves.
Italian Capitalism
You have I cows. but you don' t know where they are, You decide to
have lunch.
Russian Capitalism
You have I cows. You count them and learn that you have S cows. You
count again and learn you have 42 cows. You count again and learn yet
have I cows. You open another bottle of vod .
Swiss Capitalism
You have soon cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the
owners for storing them.
Chinese Capitalism
You have I cows. You ahve no people milking them. You claim that
you have full emp you full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reports otherwise,
Indian Captialism
You have I cow s. You worship them.
British Capitalism
You have I cows. Bath are mad.
Iraqi Capitalism
Everyone thnks you have many cows. You tell them you have none but
they don' t believe you and bomb the **** out of your country. You still
have no cows but at least you are part of a democracy
New Inland Capitalism
You have I cows. The one on the left is looking pretty sew.
Australian Capitalism
You have I cows. Business seems good. You close the office and go for
a few celebratory beers.
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#15 - stlbecker (04/30/2012) [-]
African Capitalism: you have 2 cows... wait no you dont


User avatar #59 - irageprettyhard (05/01/2012) [-]
Canadian Capitalism:



You have two cows, they die of hypothermia, Canada is no place for cows.....
#109 to #59 - thetrollerofgod (05/01/2012) [-]
I don't get it, i live in sask. and I always see dairy farms
I don't get it, i live in sask. and I always see dairy farms
#68 to #59 - Scorpionjak (05/01/2012) [-]
False.
Explain the very large Albertan beef business.
(but good joke)
#79 to #68 - Bellezwovf (05/01/2012) [-]
mfw im listening to "fresh"
mfw im listening to "fresh"
User avatar #54 - roflstorm (05/01/2012) [-]
funnyjunk:
you have 2 cows, you give them both a funny captcha and hope you get thumbs
User avatar #55 to #54 - roflstorm (05/01/2012) [-]
9gag:
you have 2 cows, le
#58 to #55 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
4chan: you have 2 cows, ****** .
User avatar #60 to #58 - roflstorm (05/01/2012) [-]
facebook:
LOL OMG I HAZ A COW!!!!111!!!!!!
#261 to #60 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
LYK IF U WANNA C THE 2ND 1!!!
User avatar #10 - profarnsworth (04/30/2012) [-]
Black Capitalism: You see two cows, you steal them.
#274 to #10 - redknightal (05/01/2012) [-]
(ALT) Black Capitalism: You have two cows, you accidentally beat one to death, and the other runs away. You proceed to bury the dead cow in a shallow grave in the park. On your way home you see a farm, you break in and steal two cows, both are more malnourished than the previous ones. You blame white people for your problems. Rinse and repeat.
User avatar #25 - raindeaf (05/01/2012) [-]
Facebook captalism: You have two cows. You upload both their pictures onto facebook, and figure if you get enough likes a third cow will appear.
User avatar #73 to #25 - xboxperks (05/01/2012) [-]
Or:

Facebook capitalism: You have two cows. "Like" and they will produce milk. "Skip" and they won't.
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#16 to #6 - kusherboy (04/30/2012) [-]
**kusherboy rolls 967** yes- ******* yes
#17 to #16 - kusherboy (04/30/2012) [-]
**kusherboy rolls 989** you know what? take this, you'll need it later.
User avatar #40 to #17 - usernameluisdjlols (05/01/2012) [-]
**usernameluisdjlols rolls 40**
#182 to #16 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 845**
User avatar #201 to #6 - ViXi (05/01/2012) [-]
Aw, you guys will never let us forget that will you?
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#49 to #6 - drumhero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #136 to #49 - lucasman (05/01/2012) [-]
That's not a "fix" that's an "ALT"

I say.
User avatar #135 - waaw (05/01/2012) [-]
4chan capitalism:
>have 2 cows
>Mom calls me down to dinner
>We are having beef
>Go to check on cows
>Father is raping them
>Kill a father with my bare fists
>He looks hot dead
>Reach into pocket for a condom
>Spaghetti falls out
>Start ******* his dead body anyway
>About to cum
>Start ******** everywhere
>Spaghetti and **** and cum flying everywhere
>Mom opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Sends me off to Bel-Air
#208 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2012) [-]
Greek economy- You have 0 cows. You demand other countries to give you some.
User avatar #111 - quinnthecreator (05/01/2012) [-]
Surrealism: You have a giraffe, the government makes everyone learn the harmonica
User avatar #114 to #111 - noanon (05/01/2012) [-]
****** lost it at that comment.
#199 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
Japanese capitalism gotta love it.
User avatar #269 to #199 - amozi (05/01/2012) [-]
dem tits
#183 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
australia: while you were drunk, giant ******* spiders devoured your cows.



you milk the spiders instead

?????????

PROFIT

MORE BEER
#106 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
4chan Capitalism.

You make love to one before beating it to death with its own udder and call the other one a ****** .
#108 to #106 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
Better format:

4chan Capitalism.
1. You have 2 cows.
2. Make sweet love to one.
3. Beat it to death with its own udder.
4. Call the other one a ****** .
5. ???
6. Profit!
#76 - thexiled (05/01/2012) [-]
9gag: le me has le 2 le cows. le me eat le them now le me has no le cows. le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le
#42 - SnacksJr (05/01/2012) [-]
I lost it at Italian Capitalism.
User avatar #256 to #42 - lollipopgloss (05/01/2012) [-]
Same, that's when I decided it was worthy of a 'Funny' thumb.
User avatar #24 - BaloogaWhale (04/30/2012) [-]
Russian capitalism: You have two cows. 140% of them can't produce milk
User avatar #30 to #24 - wisdomtooth ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
Nice avi
#218 - foreverone **User deleted account** (05/01/2012) [-]
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NEW ZEALAND YEE BRUUUU
User avatar #209 - tippidyt (05/01/2012) [-]
Soviet Russia.
2 cows is owning you..
#246 to #149 - lolpakka (05/01/2012) [-]
Why did you need a picture to say that?
#39 - twist (05/01/2012) [-]
soviet russia: two cows have you.
User avatar #223 - hypercombofinish (05/01/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk: You have two cows, they're clearly somebody else's cows, but you're still getting paid for it.
User avatar #227 to #223 - freejarman (05/01/2012) [-]
4Chan: You have only cow shaped sex dolls
User avatar #228 to #227 - hypercombofinish (05/01/2012) [-]
4chan: You have two five year old cows, they have fourteen udders, seven penises, look like attractive eighteen year olds, have every sexually transmitted diseases, are virgins, have neckbeards and is a pretty cool guy, eh says memes and doesn't afraid of anything
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