Romeo and Juliet. . Romeo and Juliet is not a love story. it' s a relationship between a and a that caused 6 deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually read it ul Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it' s relationship between that caused 6 deaths Sincerely everyone who actually read it ul
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#1 - ebb
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(04/30/2012) [-]
MFW I never read it..
MFW I never read it..
User avatar #32 to #1 - lilkepi
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Don't bother, if you're going to read Shakespeare, make it count.
#8 to #1 - theroflcer
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Well even though it is preety much what Quintonsword said in terms of the 'love story' it is still is in fact a...
#3 - emeraldslam
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(04/30/2012) [-]
And I bet death wasn't the ONLY thing Juliet was faking
#21 to #3 - anon id: 2fc20bbe
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(04/30/2012) [-]
they never had sex
#31 to #21 - avrg
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(04/30/2012) [-]
0/10
Yes they did
User avatar #33 to #21 - lilkepi
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(04/30/2012) [-]
confirmed for not watching the movie
#108 to #3 - tholomewsense
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#115 to #108 - chowbot
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#51 - flannelnleftpocket
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#105 to #51 - clanofbiffy
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Thinks girlfriend is dead, runs to her tomb and kills himself. She wakes up literally 3 seconds later.
#70 - UKDan
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(04/30/2012) [-]
MFW i got an A in an english report for Charles Dickens great expectations, because of the south park episode they did about it
MFW i got an A in an english report for Charles Dickens great expectations, because of the south park episode they did about it
User avatar #91 to #70 - Gandalfthewhite
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(04/30/2012) [-]
i'm going to assume that you didn't mention the robot monkeys
User avatar #29 - thelastprothean
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(04/30/2012) [-]
It's more of a love story than Twilight.
#46 to #29 - spankcakes
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Dude, a turd travelling through sewer system is still a better love story, than Twilight!
#111 - OMGINBD
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(04/30/2012) [-]
**OMGINBD rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at naked **
Still a better love story than Twilight.
#77 - greenthegunstar
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Hell, the whole story started because Romeo got totally depressed because this Rosaline chick said she didn't want to put out.

<----In short, Romeo was like this.
User avatar #129 - jinjo
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(04/30/2012) [-]
It's not a romance, it's technically a tragedy play.


Also, it's not a book, it's a ******* script for a play.
#44 - anon id: 357c23e8
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(04/30/2012) [-]
5 day
Day one they meet
day 2 they get married and romeo kills tybalt
day 3 romeo has to leave
day 4 juliet givers herself the sleeping draught
day 5 everyone dies.

and i can only think of 5 deaths
romeo,
juliet
prince,
tybalt
and romeo's mother
#49 to #44 - anon id: f01db5f5
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(04/30/2012) [-]
I guess someone has to start the slow clap.
#54 to #44 - anon id: d19505ec
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Mercutio and County Paris?
#45 to #44 - jamespro **User deleted account**
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#53 to #45 - anon id: bfc30192
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(04/30/2012) [-]
That was right after Romeo pushed Tybalt out of the tower so he wouldn't see him having sex with Juliet, right?
But Tybalt only broke his legs?
So now there's trouble?

****roll 69*

(Just to even **** out.)
User avatar #60 to #53 - tanhal
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Tybalt gets in a duel with mercutio, with pisses romeo the **** off after that ************ kills his best bro. Romeo has enough of Tybalts **** and stabs that ******* right in his ******* heart. The prince is like woah man, I banish thee. That's what ******* happened.
#179 to #53 - ravenfyra
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(04/30/2012) [-]
...I think you just confused the Lancaster incident from Game of Thrones with Romeo and Juliet.
#56 to #53 - anon id: 7f366b2b
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Read the goddamn book, the movie is nothing like it
#48 to #44 - cadenzas
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(04/30/2012) [-]
mercutio died as well. 6
#191 to #48 - jamespro **User deleted account**
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#88 - CollinTB
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(04/30/2012) [-]
You guys are dumb, the story is really about Mercutio and his nonsense.
#95 to #88 - flyingkarizzle
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(04/30/2012) [-]
No, its about mercuctio and benvolio's epic bromance.
#177 to #95 - benvolio
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(08/15/2012) [-]
I don't know what you've heard, but it's all true.