being zombie. oc.. I think some people make the mistake of thinking they're gonna be some kind of badass zombie hunter. When it comes to a situation like a zombie apocalypse, you
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#16 - TheNewDudeMann (04/30/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I think some people make the mistake of thinking they're gonna be some kind of badass zombie hunter. When it comes to a situation like a zombie apocalypse, you shouldn't be preparing to kill zombies, rather, one should consider the proper tools to being a SURVIVALIST, but still be able to fend off zombies.

Take this for example. I remember a post on here asking FJ'ers what they would choose. One of the choices was between a katana and a machete. A lot of people favored the katana. A machete is more of a tool than a weapon, and can prove useful. A katana is cool and all, but it's best to be smart than try to look like a badass.

Just a little rant of mine, FJ. Be gentle with me.

be gentle
#175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
alright, this needs to stop. I am tired of all this racism against zombies, and jokes like these need to stop spreading it. this is just blatant disrespect for zombies, I mean how would you feel if your race was made into a punchline?

IT STARTS WITH YOU. END ZOMBIE RACISM. It's time to ban games like left 4 dead which singles out and antagonizes zombies. It's time to respect the feelings of others for once.
#437 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/30/2012) [-]
I think people enjoy the concept of killing zombies because only a zombie outbreak would give us a justifiable excuse to kill everyone around us.



And thats all anyone really wants, right?
#57 - dwarfman (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why don't you kindly go back into your grave and I'll forget we had this discussion?
#382 - weavedog (04/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#283 - ryanfitzy (04/30/2012) [-]
**ryanfitzy rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Perfect Timing ** What I use when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
#116 - glassmaker (04/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
do want.
#478 - squirtygoat (04/30/2012) [+] (35 replies)
Time's up. You know what you have to do.
#487 to #478 - mothersmilk (04/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - notmadguy (04/29/2012) [+] (14 replies)
One thing I never understood about zombies, is if only their brain stem works, their brain can't send the message to digest all of the people they ate, so do they just eat til they get fat as **** since they can't digest?


#2 to #1 - writertrash (04/29/2012) [-]
They never actually eat, or they shouldn't at least. All they do is bite and damage to kill and infect their prey.

#354 - senseofpurpose (04/30/2012) [-]
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#387 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"When the chips are down, these, uh… these civilized people, they'll eat each other."

– joker
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#398 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
how to survive a zombie apocalypse
1.stay home
2. let the military kill it with fire
3.???
4.profit (not so profit for zombies)
#302 - shadovfox (04/30/2012) [-]
is that zombie Nicolas Cage?
#428 - melonwater (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this
#29 - snappywilliams (04/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** iwant this thing! But How in the **** does it shoot? If it did it would have terrible ******* velocity
#371 - slicerv (04/30/2012) [-]
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#15 - offspring (04/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I always loved the kids who show off all the guns and knives and weapons they have to "prepare for the zombie apocalypse" and then they turn out to be fat ***** or weak string-beans. What the hell are you gonna do with your "katana" or your "dual-chainsaws" if you're a weak little punk? Get in shape, then talk to me. Just me venting... /rant.
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