being zombie. oc.. I think some people make the mistake of thinking they're gonna be some kind of badass zombie hunter. When it comes to a situation like a zombie apocalypse, you
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#175 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
alright, this needs to stop. I am tired of all this racism against zombies, and jokes like these need to stop spreading it. this is just blatant disrespect for zombies, I mean how would you feel if your race was made into a punchline?

IT STARTS WITH YOU. END ZOMBIE RACISM. It's time to ban games like left 4 dead which singles out and antagonizes zombies. It's time to respect the feelings of others for once.
#212 to #175 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
how is this getting thumbs.... I was trying to troll you guys :(
User avatar #239 to #212 - derakus (04/30/2012) [-]
Beeeeecaaaauuusssseeee it`s funny?
#437 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/30/2012) [-]
I think people enjoy the concept of killing zombies because only a zombie outbreak would give us a justifiable excuse to kill everyone around us.



And thats all anyone really wants, right?
#57 - dwarfman (04/30/2012) [-]
Why don't you kindly go back into your grave and I'll forget we had this discussion?
User avatar #148 to #57 - GoodGood (04/30/2012) [-]
"i think i remember looting you the first time you died"
#16 - TheNewDudeMann (04/30/2012) [-]
I think some people make the mistake of thinking they're gonna be some kind of badass zombie hunter. When it comes to a situation like a zombie apocalypse, you shouldn't be preparing to kill zombies, rather, one should consider the proper tools to being a SURVIVALIST, but still be able to fend off zombies.

Take this for example. I remember a post on here asking FJ'ers what they would choose. One of the choices was between a katana and a machete. A lot of people favored the katana. A machete is more of a tool than a weapon, and can prove useful. A katana is cool and all, but it's best to be smart than try to look like a badass.

Just a little rant of mine, FJ. Be gentle with me.

be gentle
User avatar #160 to #16 - rhetoricalfunny (04/30/2012) [-]
For sure, in a zombie apocalypse, Badass factor is a luxery you can't afford.

User avatar #367 to #16 - thephantur (04/30/2012) [-]
Not to mention a katana takes training to use to full capacity.
User avatar #381 to #16 - ShadowThunder (04/30/2012) [-]
plus, most people don't know that katana hjas to be sharpened ver, very often
#33 to #16 - iamphoenix (04/30/2012) [-]
The crowbar is the best tool/weapon to have in the zombie apocalypse, provided it's of reasonable size.
User avatar #370 to #33 - thephantur (04/30/2012) [-]
Why not both a crowbar and machete?
#522 to #370 - haaska (04/30/2012) [-]
Crowtchete...
User avatar #119 to #16 - licestr ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
Plus not many people know how to properly use a katana, they would end up without arms in 3 minutes flat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - xxdigitalxx (04/30/2012) [-]
i think a machete would look cooler than a katana
#424 to #17 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
So true.
User avatar #19 to #16 - ivoryhammer (04/30/2012) [-]
An axe or machete would be the best choice, can be used to cut wood, flesh, vine, and it's quiet and has a good reach
#382 - weavedog (04/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #422 to #382 - BlaiseGrimm (04/30/2012) [-]
that is actually really cute...
#396 to #382 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
still a better love story then twilight
#283 - ryanfitzy (04/30/2012) [-]
**ryanfitzy rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Perfect Timing ** What I use when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
#116 - glassmaker (04/30/2012) [-]
do want.
User avatar #153 to #116 - nuaden (04/30/2012) [-]
That was the only thing I saw on there that I wanted.
Be ******* badass with it.
User avatar #179 to #116 - RIVAL (04/30/2012) [-]
But where do the bullets go?
#248 to #179 - jakols ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
My exact thoughts.   
how the 			****		 do you reload this 			****		?   
   
gif related, because i say so
My exact thoughts.
how the **** do you reload this **** ?

gif related, because i say so
#354 - senseofpurpose (04/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - notmadguy (04/29/2012) [-]
One thing I never understood about zombies, is if only their brain stem works, their brain can't send the message to digest all of the people they ate, so do they just eat til they get fat as **** since they can't digest?


User avatar #189 to #1 - meglikescookies (04/30/2012) [-]
If they can't digest, then their stomache would rupture and the meat would spill out into the rest of the body, eventually splitting open the skin, and then they could eat for as long as they were able to. I like to think they don't really need to eat, it's more of a "scratch an itch" thing.
User avatar #164 to #1 - rhetoricalfunny (04/30/2012) [-]
A zombie eats.
It will eat and eat and eat until the fat **** tears his own belly open. Then he will keep eating.
A Zombie however will also begin to decompose to the point where he becomes a piece of **** .... literally. So yea Zombies, you can wait them out.
User avatar #41 to #1 - smokedmeatlog (04/30/2012) [-]
maybe they eat to fuel the virus and in turn the virus keeps the host alive. so essentially, the virus is also a parasite.
User avatar #311 to #41 - aiwendel (04/30/2012) [-]
You have a point
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User avatar #5 to #3 - ogctom (04/29/2012) [-]
barricade your house, do your business in a bucket, toss excrement on zombies, let the bacteria eat them
User avatar #26 to #5 - Moog (04/30/2012) [-]
As soon as they die that bacteria inside them already starts to decompose them... Just wait a week or 2 and most of them will be dead.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ogctom (04/30/2012) [-]
still need to get rid of the **** , might as well speed up the process and have a laugh
#73 to #27 - captainrattrap (04/30/2012) [-]
Zombified flesh is toxic. No living organisms can eat it. The flesh will take closer to three years to fully disintegrate.

You should have read this book.
User avatar #122 to #73 - ogctom (04/30/2012) [-]
maybe the ammonia carbonate will concentrate to the point that it starts to melt the zombies. who knows but hey laughing at the **** covered zombies will be a moral boost
User avatar #477 to #122 - captainrattrap (04/30/2012) [-]
That's true. It could get very acidic, which could be very useful against zombies. You need to use anything and everything as a weapon versus zombies, even human **** .
#232 to #1 - frostbitezt (04/30/2012) [-]
Hmm so valve were on to something here...
#2 to #1 - writertrash (04/29/2012) [-]
They never actually eat, or they shouldn't at least. All they do is bite and damage to kill and infect their prey.

#6 to #2 - John Cena (04/29/2012) [-]
Which means their body will inevitably run out of energy, and therefore, they will collapse like the sack of rotten **** they are.
#398 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
how to survive a zombie apocalypse
1.stay home
2. let the military kill it with fire
3.???
4.profit (not so profit for zombies)
#411 to #398 - xbenas (04/30/2012) [-]
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#29 - snappywilliams (04/30/2012) [-]
**** iwant this thing! But How in the **** does it shoot? If it did it would have terrible ******* velocity
#37 to #29 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
this was on an episode of pawnstars

User avatar #439 to #29 - nelscore (04/30/2012) [-]
This is known as an apache pistol. It shoots by the bullets coming directly out of the cylinder(not effective for anything but point blank range). The brass knuckles that double as the hand grip fold underneath in order to be used. The knife also can fold on the side. This was designed as a street fighting weapon, and is over-all basically useless. But it is very cool
User avatar #192 to #29 - solomon (04/30/2012) [-]
and how could you even use the knuckle part?
#371 - slicerv (04/30/2012) [-]
**slicerv rolled a random image posted in comment #388 at spiderman **
#361 to #358 - itsdonealredy (04/30/2012) [-]
1- Tiny cities made of ashes-modest mouse   
2-Motion movement-Blue Scholars   
3-Muscle Rollers- Feed me   
4-Communication breakdown- Led Zeppelin   
5- morning bell-radiohead   
6- move with your lover- ghostland observatory   
7- never gonna give you up- the black keys   
8- consequence- incubus   
9- aproaching olympus mons by baloon- the flaming lips   
10- Mercury-the planets-holst   
   
fairly epic soundtrack   
<mfw zombies
1- Tiny cities made of ashes-modest mouse
2-Motion movement-Blue Scholars
3-Muscle Rollers- Feed me
4-Communication breakdown- Led Zeppelin
5- morning bell-radiohead
6- move with your lover- ghostland observatory
7- never gonna give you up- the black keys
8- consequence- incubus
9- aproaching olympus mons by baloon- the flaming lips
10- Mercury-the planets-holst

fairly epic soundtrack
<mfw zombies
User avatar #366 to #358 - comininhot (04/30/2012) [-]
1. bullet
2. dead in ditches
3. Pimpin
4. bad town
5. levitate
6. city
7. faith
8. el urgencia
9. been to hell
10. yonkers

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User avatar #400 to #358 - greenthegunstar (04/30/2012) [-]
1: (Persona 3 - Master of Shadow) www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDv5xhqq7Iw
2: (Hard Corps Uprising - Stage 7) www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOd9F4engRU
3: (Bomberman 64 - Altaire II) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws7Sec5Km4I
4: Sonic series- Act Clear (wtf!? lol)
5: (Sonic Unleashed - Cool Edge Night) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHZhRMzfH1Y
6: (Sonic Rush - Jeh Jeh Rocket) www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhq0IpvyMQk
-----She must be a badass with a gun. :D
7: (Touhou - White Lotus [Piano]) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WtDBojw868
-----Judging by the music, We're gonna ******* die...<8(
8: (Sonic CD - Toot Toot Sonic Warrior) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q88i39eVLg
-----What can I say, the Sonic series has good music.
9: (Sonic Advance 3 - Altar Emerald) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN5wjsVMiDU
10: (Ikaruga - Recapture) www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DbrLfIMWQo
Yes, these all came from my library.

#418 to #358 - tholomewsense (04/30/2012) [-]
Losing you - Dead by april
Your betrayal - Bullet for my valentine
Eternal rest - Avenged Sevenfold
Jizz in my pants - The lonley island
Beast and the harlot - Avenged Sevenfold
Sweet child of mine - Guns n' roses
It's my life - Bon Jovi
Jammin - Bob Marley
Not afraid - Eminem
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

got some good ones, number 4 was best
#511 to #358 - bitterman (04/30/2012) [-]
1. Strip my mind (Red hot chili peppers)
2. Take on me (Michelle Simona)
3. God was never on your side (Motörhead)
4. Candy (Morphine)
5. Havana affair (The ramones)
6. Space cowboy (Jamiroquai)
7. Angie (Uschi)
8. Breathe (Pink Floyd)
9. Solo contra el mundo (Chancho en piedra)
10. Cure for pain (Morphine)

I'm ok with this
#514 to #358 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Matrix IRL **

1. Judas Priest - Prisoner of your eyes.
2. RvB Soundtrack - Sharkmouth ( [url deleted]
3. Sons of Skyrim metal cover.
4. Flobots - White Flag Warrior
5. Judas Priest - All guns blazing.
6. AC/DC - Hell's Bells.
7. John 5 - 27 Needles.
8. Pink Floyd - Brain Damage.
9. The Rolling Stones - Stray Cat Blues.
10. Iron Maiden - Number of the beast.

i'mokwiththis.jpg.


Also, if ponies, I create an account, thumb everyone in this thread up, all pony posts down and then delete this account.
User avatar #375 to #358 - sarphog ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
A Day to Remember - The Downfall of us All
Flux Pavilion - I Can't Stop
Killswitch Engage - Wasted Sacrifice
God Module - Spooky
Aesthetic Perfection - Spit it Out
Rise Against - Injection (lol)
Powerman500 - Super Villain
Lostprophets - Last Summer
Cookie Monsta - Me Want Cookie
Skrillex - Kill Everybody (Bare Noize Remix)


#397 to #358 - stubbyftw (04/30/2012) [-]
>Fortune Days - The Glitch Mob
>Ghosts 'n' Stuff - deadmau5
>Bass Creator - Basshunter
>Bath Rhymes - Ed Skudder
>Around the World - Daft Punk
>One More Time - Daft Punk
>Animal Rights - deadmau5
>Angel in the Night - Basshunter
>Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
>Aerodynamic - Daft Punk

It's gonna be the zombie version of Tron apparently.
#423 to #358 - killertpu (04/30/2012) [-]
&gt; Paradise Lost - Hollywood Undead   
&gt; Are you Dead Yet - Children of Bodom   
&gt; Up and Away - Kid CuDi   
&gt; All Saints Day - The Silent Comedy   
&gt; Parade of the Dead - Hilltop Hoods   
&gt;  Evil Beauty - Blackmill   
&gt;  Quoth the Raven - Eluveitie   
&gt;  Reason Im Alive - Drowning Pool   
&gt;  Choices - Nero   
&gt; Symphony 2808 - Nero
> Paradise Lost - Hollywood Undead
> Are you Dead Yet - Children of Bodom
> Up and Away - Kid CuDi
> All Saints Day - The Silent Comedy
> Parade of the Dead - Hilltop Hoods
> Evil Beauty - Blackmill
> Quoth the Raven - Eluveitie
> Reason Im Alive - Drowning Pool
> Choices - Nero
> Symphony 2808 - Nero

User avatar #394 to #358 - mrbreadmann (04/30/2012) [-]
1st. Injection - Rise Against
2nd. Dammit - Blink 182
3rd. Come Out Swinging - the Offspring
4th. Inside Out - Eve 6
5th. Flagpole Sitta - harvey Danger
6th. What's My Age Again? - Blink 182
7th. Kill Everybody - Skrillex
8th. Pursuit of Happiness - kiD CuDi
9th. Shut Up - Blink 182
10th Pokemon main theme

Great luck I must say
User avatar #395 to #358 - lacypushupbra ONLINE (04/30/2012) [-]
1. Pokemon Theme
2. Code Lyoko Theme
3. Thriller
4. Tetris Theme A
5. Pinball Wizard
6. Poker Face
7. Sound of Madness
8. Eye of the Tiger (Really happy with that one)
9. Never Gonna Give You Up
10. Just Dance

Moral: MY apocalypse will be hilarious
#376 to #358 - pinkiepirate (04/30/2012) [-]
mfw i only got "ride of the valkyrie" on my playlist.
#279 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Uh huh ** <- mfw I'm zombie
User avatar #267 - adunsaveme (04/30/2012) [-]
The chance of brains being a zombie invasion is pretty brains non-existent. You humans need to stop brains about such silly things, and keep all your doors unlocked
User avatar #268 to #267 - EvilRip (04/30/2012) [-]
seems legit
#97 - Tyranitar (04/30/2012) [-]
You came to the wrong neighborhood, ************
User avatar #277 to #97 - hrstg (04/30/2012) [-]
a Hulk zombie would be just...
User avatar #75 - InsertFunnyPhrase (04/30/2012) [-]
We get it. Today's generation is prepared for the zombie apocalypse. But, what if it's vampires? Huh, what then? We're ****** if that happens.
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#91 to #82 - whaleman (04/30/2012) [-]
nah they just glitter remember
User avatar #156 to #91 - KabulMan (04/30/2012) [-]
According to Stephanie "The Bitch" Meyer not the rational thinking world
User avatar #86 to #82 - InsertFunnyPhrase (04/30/2012) [-]
Ultra-Violet Radiation would work, but it'd be hard for the average civilian to get access to the material required to create it.
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#323 to #90 - InsertFunnyPhrase (04/30/2012) [-]
I'd rather take her. An attractive girl who can handle herself. Might even try to "re-start" the population (if you know what I mean).
#80 to #75 - John Cena (04/30/2012) [-]
We let them suck our cocks if they don't kill us.
User avatar #81 to #80 - InsertFunnyPhrase (04/30/2012) [-]
Have fun with that; vampire teeth piercing you cock would hurt.
#302 - shadovfox (04/30/2012) [-]
is that zombie Nicolas Cage?
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