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#16 - TheNewDudeMann
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(04/30/2012) [-]
I think some people make the mistake of thinking they're gonna be some kind of badass zombie hunter. When it comes to a situation like a zombie apocalypse, you shouldn't be preparing to kill zombies, rather, one should consider the proper tools to being a SURVIVALIST, but still be able to fend off zombies.

Take this for example. I remember a post on here asking FJ'ers what they would choose. One of the choices was between a katana and a machete. A lot of people favored the katana. A machete is more of a tool than a weapon, and can prove useful. A katana is cool and all, but it's best to be smart than try to look like a badass.

Just a little rant of mine, FJ. Be gentle with me.

be gentle
#33 to #16 - iamphoenix
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(04/30/2012) [-]
The crowbar is the best tool/weapon to have in the zombie apocalypse, provided it's of reasonable size.
#370 to #33 - thephantur
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Why not both a crowbar and machete?
#522 to #370 - haaska
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Crowtchete...
#160 to #16 - rhetoricalfunny
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(04/30/2012) [-]
For sure, in a zombie apocalypse, Badass factor is a luxery you can't afford.

#367 to #16 - thephantur
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Not to mention a katana takes training to use to full capacity.
#381 to #16 - ShadowThunder
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(04/30/2012) [-]
plus, most people don't know that katana hjas to be sharpened ver, very often
#119 to #16 - licestr
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Plus not many people know how to properly use a katana, they would end up without arms in 3 minutes flat.
#17 to #16 - xxdigitalxx
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(04/30/2012) [-]
i think a machete would look cooler than a katana
#424 to #17 - anon
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(04/30/2012) [-]
So true.
#19 to #16 - ivoryhammer
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(04/30/2012) [-]
An axe or machete would be the best choice, can be used to cut wood, flesh, vine, and it's quiet and has a good reach
#360 - manirock
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(04/30/2012) [-]
#437 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(04/30/2012) [-]
I think people enjoy the concept of killing zombies because only a zombie outbreak would give us a justifiable excuse to kill everyone around us.



And thats all anyone really wants, right?
#57 - dwarfman
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Why don't you kindly go back into your grave and I'll forget we had this discussion?
#148 to #57 - GoodGood
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(04/30/2012) [-]
"i think i remember looting you the first time you died"
#382 - weavedog
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#422 to #382 - BlaiseGrimm
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(04/30/2012) [-]
that is actually really cute...
#396 to #382 - anon
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(04/30/2012) [-]
still a better love story then twilight
#283 - ryanfitzy
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(04/30/2012) [-]
**ryanfitzy rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Perfect Timing ** What I use when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
#175 - anon
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(04/30/2012) [-]
alright, this needs to stop. I am tired of all this racism against zombies, and jokes like these need to stop spreading it. this is just blatant disrespect for zombies, I mean how would you feel if your race was made into a punchline?

IT STARTS WITH YOU. END ZOMBIE RACISM. It's time to ban games like left 4 dead which singles out and antagonizes zombies. It's time to respect the feelings of others for once.
#212 to #175 - anon
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(04/30/2012) [-]
how is this getting thumbs.... I was trying to troll you guys :(
#239 to #212 - derakus
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Beeeeecaaaauuusssseeee it`s funny?
#116 - glassmaker
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(04/30/2012) [-]
do want.
#153 to #116 - nuaden
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(04/30/2012) [-]
That was the only thing I saw on there that I wanted.
Be ******* badass with it.
#179 to #116 - RIVAL
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(04/30/2012) [-]
But where do the bullets go?
#248 to #179 - jakols
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(04/30/2012) [-]
My exact thoughts.   
how the **** do you reload this ****?   
   
gif related, because i say so
My exact thoughts.
how the **** do you reload this ****?

gif related, because i say so
#478 - squirtygoat
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(04/30/2012) [-]
Time's up. You know what you have to do.
#508 to #478 - gorden
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#516 to #478 - imnotironman
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#486 to #478 - anon
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#496 to #478 - squirtygoat
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#499 to #478 - chaoszero
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#529 to #478 - anon
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#501 to #478 - finbaa
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#520 to #478 - iamtheinternet
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#502 to #478 - doccom
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#504 to #502 - doccom
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(04/30/2012) [-]
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#519 to #478 - megustaaa
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#497 to #478 - anon
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#495 to #478 - browserchuckle
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#513 to #478 - minionofdolan
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#512 to #478 - anon
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#510 to #478 - anon
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Anonymous rolls a random image that isn't poines nope
#515 to #478 - jbails
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#536 to #517 - squirtygoat
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#537 to #536 - jbails
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#509 to #478 - pedrodarigan
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#489 to #487 - bigbestialbitch
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(04/30/2012) [-]
how fitting a roll