being zombie. oc.. I think some people make the mistake of thinking they're gonna be some kind of badass zombie hunter. When it comes to a situation like a zombie apocalypse, you  being zombie oc I think some people make the mistake of thinking they're gonna be kind badass hunter When it comes to a situation like apocalypse you
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#16 - TheNewDudeMann
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I think some people make the mistake of thinking they're gonna be some kind of badass zombie hunter. When it comes to a situation like a zombie apocalypse, you shouldn't be preparing to kill zombies, rather, one should consider the proper tools to being a SURVIVALIST, but still be able to fend off zombies.

Take this for example. I remember a post on here asking FJ'ers what they would choose. One of the choices was between a katana and a machete. A lot of people favored the katana. A machete is more of a tool than a weapon, and can prove useful. A katana is cool and all, but it's best to be smart than try to look like a badass.

Just a little rant of mine, FJ. Be gentle with me.

be gentle
#33 to #16 - iamphoenix
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The crowbar is the best tool/weapon to have in the zombie apocalypse, provided it's of reasonable size.
User avatar #370 to #33 - thephantur
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Why not both a crowbar and machete?
#522 to #370 - haaska
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Crowtchete...
User avatar #160 to #16 - rhetoricalfunny
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For sure, in a zombie apocalypse, Badass factor is a luxery you can't afford.

User avatar #367 to #16 - thephantur
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Not to mention a katana takes training to use to full capacity.
User avatar #381 to #16 - ShadowThunder
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plus, most people don't know that katana hjas to be sharpened ver, very often
User avatar #119 to #16 - licestr
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Plus not many people know how to properly use a katana, they would end up without arms in 3 minutes flat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - xxdigitalxx
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i think a machete would look cooler than a katana
#424 to #17 - anon id: e7cc0fc8
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So true.
User avatar #19 to #16 - ivoryhammer
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An axe or machete would be the best choice, can be used to cut wood, flesh, vine, and it's quiet and has a good reach
#360 - manirock
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#437 - avatarsarefornoobs
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I think people enjoy the concept of killing zombies because only a zombie outbreak would give us a justifiable excuse to kill everyone around us.



And thats all anyone really wants, right?
#57 - dwarfman
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Why don't you kindly go back into your grave and I'll forget we had this discussion?
User avatar #148 to #57 - GoodGood
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"i think i remember looting you the first time you died"
#382 - weavedog
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Comment Picture

User avatar #422 to #382 - BlaiseGrimm
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that is actually really cute...
#396 to #382 - anon id: 9bef2f9c
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still a better love story then twilight
#283 - ryanfitzy
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**ryanfitzy rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Perfect Timing ** What I use when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
#175 - anon id: fb2a73c1
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alright, this needs to stop. I am tired of all this racism against zombies, and jokes like these need to stop spreading it. this is just blatant disrespect for zombies, I mean how would you feel if your race was made into a punchline?

IT STARTS WITH YOU. END ZOMBIE RACISM. It's time to ban games like left 4 dead which singles out and antagonizes zombies. It's time to respect the feelings of others for once.
#212 to #175 - anon id: fb2a73c1
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how is this getting thumbs.... I was trying to troll you guys :(
User avatar #239 to #212 - derakus
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Beeeeecaaaauuusssseeee it`s funny?
#116 - glassmaker
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do want.
User avatar #153 to #116 - nuaden
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That was the only thing I saw on there that I wanted.
Be ******* badass with it.
User avatar #179 to #116 - RIVAL
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But where do the bullets go?
#248 to #179 - jakols
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My exact thoughts.   
how the **** do you reload this ****?   
   
gif related, because i say so
My exact thoughts.
how the **** do you reload this ****?

gif related, because i say so
User avatar #1 - notmadguy
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One thing I never understood about zombies, is if only their brain stem works, their brain can't send the message to digest all of the people they ate, so do they just eat til they get fat as **** since they can't digest?


User avatar #164 to #1 - rhetoricalfunny
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A zombie eats.
It will eat and eat and eat until the fat **** tears his own belly open. Then he will keep eating.
A Zombie however will also begin to decompose to the point where he becomes a piece of ****.... literally. So yea Zombies, you can wait them out.
User avatar #189 to #1 - meglikescookies
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If they can't digest, then their stomache would rupture and the meat would spill out into the rest of the body, eventually splitting open the skin, and then they could eat for as long as they were able to. I like to think they don't really need to eat, it's more of a "scratch an itch" thing.
User avatar #41 to #1 - smokedmeatlog
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maybe they eat to fuel the virus and in turn the virus keeps the host alive. so essentially, the virus is also a parasite.
User avatar #311 to #41 - aiwendel
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You have a point
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User avatar #5 to #3 - ogctom
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barricade your house, do your business in a bucket, toss excrement on zombies, let the bacteria eat them
User avatar #26 to #5 - Moog
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As soon as they die that bacteria inside them already starts to decompose them... Just wait a week or 2 and most of them will be dead.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ogctom
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still need to get rid of the ****, might as well speed up the process and have a laugh
#73 to #27 - captainrattrap
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Zombified flesh is toxic. No living organisms can eat it. The flesh will take closer to three years to fully disintegrate.

You should have read this book.
User avatar #122 to #73 - ogctom
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maybe the ammonia carbonate will concentrate to the point that it starts to melt the zombies. who knows but hey laughing at the **** covered zombies will be a moral boost
User avatar #477 to #122 - captainrattrap
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That's true. It could get very acidic, which could be very useful against zombies. You need to use anything and everything as a weapon versus zombies, even human ****.
#232 to #1 - frostbitezt
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Hmm so valve were on to something here...
#2 to #1 - writertrash
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They never actually eat, or they shouldn't at least. All they do is bite and damage to kill and infect their prey.

#6 to #2 - anon id: 96e5ab27
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Which means their body will inevitably run out of energy, and therefore, they will collapse like the sack of rotten **** they are.