Television. . On a cold, late September night... My eyes opened to a Terrifying sight. My television set had suspended itself in midair... V eyes cou . not aver
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Television

On a cold, late
September night...
My eyes
opened to a
Terrifying
sight.
My television set had
suspended itself in
midair...
V eyes cou . not avert
thems es fro a freighter's
As fear and panic sank in, and I
began to urinate...
An Idea, my
mind began
contemplate.
I grabbed
the gun
under my
pillow, with
my finger on
the trigga'
I turned on the
light and yelled:
As the thief ran out
of sight
I chased after
him with all of
my might.
As he crawled through
the window mg to
J pulled the trigger, and
popped a cap in his
black ass.
DAMMIT MARCUS! GO TO THE
PRINCIPAL' S OFFICE!"
...
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Submitted: 04/29/2012
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#14 - smokedmeatlog (04/29/2012) [+] (12 replies)
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#18 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!

#5 - scoopdeedoo (04/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#11 to #8 - ironsoul ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
#37 - hoodedtvstealer (04/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
mfw my username is related
#155 - dukeofkenmore (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#318 - gazajunk (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Like a boss wrestling. ** pic related
#104 - rhblink (04/30/2012) [-]
-be in 7th grade   
-tell this joke to friends   
-they find it hilarious   
-get called down to principle's couple days later   
-tells me i'm being suspended   
-turns out black girl overheard and snitched on me   
-principle leaves office for a couple minutes   
-i see snitch's name written on paper on top of desk   
-mfw
-be in 7th grade
-tell this joke to friends
-they find it hilarious
-get called down to principle's couple days later
-tells me i'm being suspended
-turns out black girl overheard and snitched on me
-principle leaves office for a couple minutes
-i see snitch's name written on paper on top of desk
-mfw

#25 - mrparkinglot (04/29/2012) [-]


<---- The reaction of LeShaun in your class as you read the poem
#108 - austinschut (04/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**austinschut rolls 98**
+20
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User avatar #12 - Noah (04/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At least give some credit to Ottovan
#270 - tolnes (04/30/2012) [-]
OP.
#149 - lickjehobaballs (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is a repost...the op was ottovan
#239 - rollmania (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**rollmania rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at oh no ** principals face when
#287 - WarezMaster (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**WarezMaster rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Best faceswap EVER ** i got doubles!
#126 - HarvietheDinkle (04/30/2012) [-]
So... no Monster Mash?

Thought that's what you were going for at the beginning.
#102 - floydrose (04/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#103 to #102 - floydrose (04/30/2012) [-]
A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST
#308 - clarkyboi (04/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What a great story!
#214 - ludislavonac (04/30/2012) [-]
Seriously I liked it
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