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User avatar #20 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
Am i the only one who thinks Altair could own Ezio in a sword one on one battle?
#42 to #20 - troflmao (04/29/2012) [-]
HK47 mah boy
User avatar #28 to #20 - malizlewaa (04/29/2012) [-]
Altair is a Master Assassin.

Ezio is just a famous follower of his creed during the Renaissance.

Altair is Batman, Ezio is Nightwing.
#135 to #28 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
Thats wrong comparison.
Batman gets bitches. Ezio gets bitches. Ergo Ezio is Batman

User avatar #143 to #135 - malizlewaa (04/29/2012) [-]
Bruce Wayne gets bitches, not Batman

Ezio doesnt hide his identity
User avatar #48 to #28 - jpford (04/29/2012) [-]
actually ezio became a master assassin and id like to think a more amazing one at that because he had more equipment and started many brotherhoods
User avatar #36 to #28 - darthacerbus (04/29/2012) [-]
...Ezio became a Master Assassin too. He held the same position as Altair in the Order during his time.
#47 to #36 - dealtorfer (04/29/2012) [-]
True, but it took Ezio until he was at least 45 to become a Master Assassin. Altair was one when he hit 28. Altair died at age 96 also. Which to compared to the average age people die now, that would be like living to 140 years old. ****** crazy you.
User avatar #50 to #47 - jpford (04/29/2012) [-]
altair was trained from birth. ezio started at 18
User avatar #91 to #90 - jpford (04/29/2012) [-]
*18
he was 17 when the game started and when he got the armor and trained while 18
#92 to #91 - FJisGAY (04/29/2012) [-]
oh well whatever
oh well whatever
User avatar #51 to #50 - dealtorfer (04/29/2012) [-]
I thought about this while I was commenting. But I didn't think anyone on here would notice because they're mostly idiots. Kudos.
User avatar #66 to #51 - jpford (04/29/2012) [-]
oh and ezio never really became a master assassin. that part was kind of left out. he was formally inducted into the order at the end of ac2 and then he became the mentor during brotherhood
User avatar #27 to #20 - mrsuo (04/29/2012) [-]
I think Ezio would cheat and pistol/crossbow... He also has better armor. And, mechanics were different. Altair had to take them out one by one, Ezio could do the kill-chain things...
User avatar #53 to #27 - dealtorfer (04/29/2012) [-]
Altair also had a gun. He used the apple in revelations to look into the future and make one in his hidden blade.
User avatar #29 to #27 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
but thas jus in the game,im talkin bout if they were real historical figures
User avatar #117 to #29 - bloodyspy (04/29/2012) [-]
Altaïr was a better fighter, as he could do great things without all the extra equipment and refined training Ezio had. Extra equipment and training IS a bonus in battle, though.

That aside, they would never fight. They lived far from eachother, both geographically and chronologically. Also, they were both respectable master assassins that wouldn't clash for any reason other than betrayal... and that would never happen either.
User avatar #31 to #29 - mrsuo (04/29/2012) [-]
Ezio would be flopping about on some girl half his age, and he'd get a hidden blade punch to the spine?
User avatar #33 to #31 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
...ok that was funny lol 1 thumb for u bruh
User avatar #26 to #20 - garrettjacobsen (04/29/2012) [-]
Altair doesn't need a sword, he would batman Ezio from the clouds and stab him in the throat.
User avatar #23 to #20 - mrsuo (04/29/2012) [-]
No, because Altair was all about stealth and escape. He couldn't take on crowds like Ezio, who don't give a F, and has an army. But, that's why Altair is a better Assassin
User avatar #25 to #23 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
altair could take crows like ezio wtf are u talkin about?the assassin training didnt change at all,only the technology
User avatar #122 to #25 - ilovehitler (04/29/2012) [-]
>Hookblade training
>bomb training
>parachutes

#22 to #20 - chronostix (04/29/2012) [-]
Altair is the greatest assassin that has ever lived in the Assassin's creed universe so... yea he would own him
User avatar #62 to #22 - jpford (04/29/2012) [-]
altair isnt the greatest assassin hes just one of the more prominent ones. ezio is actually in myopinion the better assassin
#176 to #62 - chronostix (04/29/2012) [-]
your opinion maybe but in the game he is often portrayed as the Best there ever was. you have to consider what was available to Altair compared to Ezio.
User avatar #178 to #176 - jpford (04/30/2012) [-]
all of ezios gadgets were discovered by altair through the apple of eden. you are aware of that correct?
User avatar #179 to #178 - chronostix (04/30/2012) [-]
wait... what? Altair Discovered Ezio's Gadgets... through the apple... that just removes the comparison. but the game still makes altair out to be the best one, and you can't really deny that.
#113 to #62 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
No way, Ezio wins hands down.
User avatar #115 to #113 - jpford (04/29/2012) [-]
thats what i said....
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