Game of Thrones Eleciton. Not mine, just sharing. Weirdness religion Next in line Nobody wants him I 'yllo. " Fantasized lump of pure evil ll . Strong on and Am

Game of Thrones Eleciton

Game of Thrones Eleciton. Not mine, just sharing. Weirdness religion Next in line Nobody wants him I 'yllo. " Fantasized lump of pure evil ll . Strong on and Am

Not mine, just sharing

Weirdness religion
Next in line
Nobody wants him
I 'yllo. " Fantasized lump of pure evil
ll . Strong on and Amendment
Terrible husband
Comefrom behin " to be frontrunner
Popular in the Midwinter's
Wears perpetual smirk
Wants to go back to I ron standard
Thinks handouts make you weak
Ignored by maintstream bards
outreach to political
opponents fails, predictably
Probably better at winning than ruling
Ultimately the least bad of the bunch
Often ted as a joker.
Too Cool for thejoz,
Would probably thesis’ rock stir.
Comes from a far away land.
Wants to rule despite lack of qualifications.
Uses her children to further her rise to power.
Previous Ruler.
Legendary fondness for women.
Married to an blonde.
Right hand man We previous ruler,
Throne stolen.
Always going on about climate change.
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Submitted: 04/28/2012
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User avatar #282 to #267 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
OK. In the books, I never caught that... IF IT EVER HAPPENED.
#322 to #282 - blackoutsox (05/03/2012) [-]
you're not alone.
#274 to #267 - headhunternl (04/29/2012) [-]
I think the "came from behind" part already covered that.
User avatar #296 to #274 - kaisakuenkou (04/29/2012) [-]
i thought so too but i wasn't too sure
#16 - jdboi (04/28/2012) [-]
Bitches forgot this badass
#256 to #16 - anon (04/29/2012) [-]
#27 to #16 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
obliviously the Mad King
User avatar #63 - mrgoodbunny (04/29/2012) [-]
Does that mean Obamma's home village will be raided by Ron Paul?
And Newt Gingrich will Behead Al gore?
And Sarah Palin will put an end to slave trading over seas?
And Rick Santorum will be killed by Mitt Romeny?
And Steven Colbert will be forced to escape overseas after he was accused of killing Newt Gingrich?
And Bill Clinton will be disemboweled?

This looks like its going to be an interesting election.

#74 to #63 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Modern politics lack such niceties. Now they just hide in their campaign buses and air angry commercials. We should force them to duel with swords when they can't reach a compromise!
#278 - anon (04/29/2012) [-]
lost it at 'climate change'
User avatar #44 - inanimateobject (04/29/2012) [-]
uhhh yeah... Obama, about that.
#127 - fuckyeahpidgey (04/29/2012) [-]
>MFW Politics on FunnyJunk
#164 - tomainstream (04/29/2012) [-]
mfw i see politics on funny junk. i go on this website to get away from this 			****		 not argue about it with someone who is absolutely unwilling to change their opinion.
mfw i see politics on funny junk. i go on this website to get away from this **** not argue about it with someone who is absolutely unwilling to change their opinion.
#4 - houseofbrick (04/28/2012) [-]
Colbert/Imp for President.
#3 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
The climate change thing is hilarious, but most of these comparisons are worthless.
#32 - yournewdad (04/28/2012) [-]
haha this is pretty accurate
haha this is pretty accurate
User avatar #65 - philliyoMLB (04/29/2012) [-]
Wow I have just learned that whoever thumbed this up, does not pay attention to politics at all. Probably just a bunch of 15 year olds listening to their parents.
User avatar #66 to #65 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
i agree 100%
User avatar #67 to #66 - philliyoMLB (04/29/2012) [-]
Thank you, I don't mind making fun of politicians but at least get it right.
User avatar #68 to #67 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
pretty much.i mean most of FJ are atheist liberals so of course their gunna make Obama look like the good guy -_- i cant stand how liberals can jus mock conservatives whenever they want but when its the other way around ooohhh noo lets make a huge deal out of it,like when Obamas secret service men were ****** whores in Colombia not a single **** was given
User avatar #71 to #68 - darthblam (04/29/2012) [-]
Umm.. I've never heard of anyone on this site actually supporting Obama... it's just that they dislike the other candidates more than they dislike him..
User avatar #72 to #71 - darthblam (04/29/2012) [-]
But I also don't pay much attention to the political ******** on this site either.. so..
#73 to #68 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
No, I have nothing but rancor for conservatives because you're a threat to my nation and her dominance of this world. You haven't a grasp on basic economics and relay on social issues to keep the peasants in your pocket.

Before you attempt to retort on the economic matter I respond with this: Reagan's policies (Which your party worships as if it's handed down from Mt. Cyanide by the almighty God) have scared this nation for years to come. It raised the financial sector to the point it can and will challenge governments, caused massive inflation greater than the past 150 years worth combined, and allowed our rivals to gain a massive manufacturing base.

To top it all off your party has turned American against American and is breeding a state of affairs similar to pre civil war. In short you're terrible human beings and I do not consider you among my fellow Americans.
#77 to #73 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]
<This appears to be your current status
#81 to #77 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
My jimmies are very much unrustled thank you very much.
User avatar #75 to #73 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
how old r u?twelve?my typing is smarter than ur argument -_- please PLEASE explain how conservatives hav turned americans against eachother,last time i checked,liberals are always bagging on America saying were selfish
#78 to #75 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (04/29/2012) [-]
Ok, I need you to speak in complete sentences with proper grammar and spelling, so that liberal people don't think we're retarded.
#82 to #78 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
That's more in the spectrum of politeness than intelligence.
User avatar #80 to #78 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
too late for that bruh :/ i could be ****** henry kissinger up in this bitch an theyll still think were dumb,u cant argue with a liberal bc their arguments tend to end in "well **** u im smarter i kno wut u need an u dont"
User avatar #86 to #80 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Well I am smarter than you but that's not what we're debating is it? Tell me how many years of economics have you taken?
User avatar #88 to #86 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
all u did was prove my point
User avatar #90 to #88 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
You're attempting to circle the point. How many years of economics have you taken?
User avatar #95 to #90 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
one,all i need to handle a hot head like you.and im not circling the point,im stating the Irony,the fact that u proved my point.
User avatar #98 to #95 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Again I am smarter and you're lucky I'm speaking to you. Folks such as you are only good as cannon fotter in our next war. Also I find it funny a 15 year old believes he's qualified to speak on any such matters.
User avatar #102 to #98 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
again,ur proving my point and making u and other liberals look like ignorant assholes who always kno wuts best for people.cannon fotter?thats why i have straight A's and B's and im sighned up to take Aviation Technology classes outside of highschool starting next school year.and no,im 15,i dont find myself qualified to speak on matters,but i will voice my opinion,especually someone whos as much of an asshole as u
User avatar #109 to #102 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Opinions are like assholes: everyone's got em and most stink. Also straight A's in this broken secondary education system is nothing. Finally aviation tech is nothing special a small pay grade above auto tech.
User avatar #113 to #109 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-] you kno wut aviation tech classes teach?they teach you to be a pilot -_- pilots are a small pay grade above auto tech huh?and there, once again, mocking ur own country and those who live in it by saying that about the school systems. i will agree,America has low standards, its something ide like to change.where did u go to highschool mr.econ?
User avatar #116 to #113 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
A dumpy sodding jersey town. Nothing special but that was years ago. I'm gonna warn you now pilots make around $20,000 a year and get saddled with massive debt, unless you join the corps and they cover it. Enjoy your mediocre life.
User avatar #126 to #116 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
ha ur gunna warn me?i knew how to fly before i learned how to You need to login to view this link father taught me all i need to know about You need to login to view this link father was going to be a pilot but they told him no due to his vision,also he didnt have the grades,which is why he pushed me to keep my grades up to do wutever i please after college. i want to be a commercial who the **** told u pilots make 20,00 a year?bc whoever told u that is a ****** You need to login to view this link all careers start,they start at an OK pay,but not 20,000 a LOT higher (about 25-30),and like all careers,they take time to increase pay,if ur logging average flight time hours per year,in about 5 years ull be making more than 60, dont call it mediocre.wut exactly do u do for a living mr.big shot?
User avatar #132 to #126 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Accountant. CPA to be exact. Also you're deluding yourself, it's people like you who didn't do your research and got stuck having to barrow to keep yourself fed. Have fun, my uncle was a pilot but he was in the corp got his food/housing/expenses covered.
User avatar #134 to #132 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
aahhh a CPA,good money in that ill be honesty,glad ur making a good living.and yes ive done my research believe me. I was in the Airforce Auxiliary for over 2 years and spoken to many MANY pilots.sure ill only mike 30,000 in the beginning,but ill be a Pilot,my dream.ill be purdy dayum happy,and it wont take much time before im making more than enough to support a family of four without living pay check to pay check
User avatar #139 to #134 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
You have some of the worst union representation on the planet, and your in an industry that is constantly going bankrupt. Take the ASVAB and get in the military or you're gonna live off crumbs.
#79 to #75 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
We are as society very selfish and self-absorbed. Standardized response to most arguments: LIBERAL! BURN HIM! I'm paraphrasing mind you but you get the picture. Also you type like a semi-brain dead seal. You sound like a 14 year old regurgitating his ultra republican daddy's philosophy. Tell me did you reach this conclusion or did your parents tell it to you?
User avatar #85 to #79 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
ha wow u cant even say conservatives follow their parents view points bc that happens on both parties,so that point of ur argument is invaled,and guess wut,im 15 ****** years old,deal with it,an yes imma talk politics, and no,im not gunna type correctly bc this is the ****** internet,not a school paper.this,is the most generous country in the world,ever heard of a lil sumthen called the UN?yeeeaaa if u kno anything about the UN then u cant say Americans are selfish.
#89 to #85 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
We never give anything purely out of the goodness of our hearts. Everything is political leverage, we have something to gain. As a people are self absorbed and unwilling to admit fault in anything. Also I am not a liberal, I am centralist and have disdain for conservative economic policy. I also take issue with the abuse of my Christian faith to get what you want.
User avatar #93 to #89 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
ok,dont even bring ur religion into this bc im raised Catholic so stfu right there.and yes,believe it or not we do give out of the goodness of our hearts.wut does the UN give the United States?please master Econ,tell me.also,theirs thousands of cheritys around the US going on daily
#101 to #93 - dwarfman ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
American provides massive food drops, and military support to our allies. If we do not get anything out of the deal we leave them in squalor. As for private charities they're tax deductible and used in advertising. You get a lot of bang for your buck. Your move.
User avatar #106 to #101 - latinotornado (04/29/2012) [-]
food drops to countries who have nothing to offer us -_- jus proved another point.
#259 to #68 - anon (04/29/2012) [-]
Wow. That's an unfair stereotype. I'm 'Liberal' and I don't mock Conservatives. I do mock political extremists though. That means people who have hardcore hate-boners for anyone who doesn't share their political views. Also, by judging your comments I have come to the conclusion that you are pretty much the opposite of what you believe yourself to be.
Also, learn to grammar. Looks bad in arguments.
User avatar #110 to #65 - absynthe (04/29/2012) [-]
lets just put it this way i thumbed for game of thrones, i hate all the candidates with pretty valid reasons id think if anything. ron paul sucks, obama sucks, romney sucks and im happy as a pig in **** that santorum dropped out, gringrich doesnt have a chance in hell of winning so im not worried about him and everyone else is pretty much worthless or cant/wont be president
#37 - finni (04/29/2012) [-]
I'm probably going to get thumbed down for this but:

I tell you, if could choose I'd chosen Robb Stark as a leader any day rather than Obama
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#231 - anon (04/29/2012) [-]
I always wonder why this sites' political views are legally retarded. Then I read the comments and realize that most people in this site still think sanatorium is in he race, don't know that Ron Paul couldn't win even if he won every single primary between now and he convention and seem to believe that "those damn republicans" are the only thing keeping Obama from magically pulling the answers to all our problems out of his ass.
#191 - bentense (04/29/2012) [-]
And then there is Vermin supreme.

Between his Pony for every American Law and his Zombie power Initiative I think he can get America back up and running
User avatar #253 to #191 - appleboom (04/29/2012) [-]
Not to mention mandatory dentistry
User avatar #166 - toxictangerine (04/29/2012) [-]
I would actually prefer Jon Stewart over Stephen Colbert. But Stephen Colbert is awesome too.
#165 - durkadurka (04/29/2012) [-]
OP you ought to know better than to make a political post. Now there's just ********* here.
#167 - anon (04/29/2012) [-]
You just said Obama is the least bad of the bunch. What a joke. Amazing how many people believe him when he says"I deserve a second term".
#189 - youngbeezy (04/29/2012) [-]
Lets be honest here,and im not trying to bash republicans or democrats here but look, historically Republicans until recently have shown to be the best presidents like Abraham Lincoln,Theodore Roosevelt(He was originally Republican until he wanted to continue), George Washington(Whos party is more closley resembled to republican than democrat),Ronald Reagan,Ulysses S. Grant,Dwight Eisenhower etc. Democrats never had a notable president besides JFK, and the rest such as andrew jackson,harry truman, woodrow wilson and such cant compare to republicans.
User avatar #234 to #189 - penguineater (04/29/2012) [-]
There was a comedian (forgot who) who made a good point, that people shouldn't be STRICTLY Republican or STRICTLY Democrat, it's not a religion, people should be a little bit of both, even if MOSTLY Rep or Dec
#304 to #234 - youngbeezy (04/30/2012) [-]
If you would like a communist country then yes. Hes a comedian so he was probably trying to joke that its a communist reign.
#197 to #189 - anon (04/29/2012) [-]
they were good presidents because they were good people for the job, not because they were republican
#204 to #197 - Childofindigo (04/29/2012) [-]
Right that was all just one big long coincidence.
#216 to #204 - youngbeezy (04/29/2012) [-]
lol I swear democrats come up with some explanations...
#201 to #197 - youngbeezy (04/29/2012) [-]
When your a Republican you have a different view than if you are Democrat, your whole brain is different and us Republicans care about the constitution as democrats flail it like its a stick.
User avatar #208 to #189 - nycdood (04/29/2012) [-]
I thought the old school republicans had the same mentality as modern democrats (and vice-versa). From what I remember learning, the two parties, over time, adopted eachothers ideologies.
#213 to #208 - youngbeezy (04/29/2012) [-]
So your saying Barack Obama is like Abraham Lincoln?????? HAHAHAHA
#224 to #213 - nycdood (04/29/2012) [-]
Dude, what're you talking about? I'm not saying anything like that. All I'm saying is that the Republican party from yesteryear would not recognize the party today. Same can be said about the Democrats. Or at least, that's what I remember learing a while back.
#214 to #189 - anon (04/29/2012) [-]
Party lines are rather stupid, honestly. Everyone now seems to think that if you belong to one party, then you cant think differently from that ideology. For example, I'm a registered Republican, but I like a lot of the beliefs that the Democrats hold. Not saying I go against the Republicans all the time, but I like to play both sides of the fence and that's what politics should be about. Seeing what other people think about all topics then reaching a common ground. In reality though, it's "Hey if you don't like the same things I do then you're wrong."
#221 to #214 - youngbeezy (04/29/2012) [-]
Well saying wrong is a pretty blatant term as used by early civilizations if you will but in reality Republicans share common misconceptions as democrats but at the end of the day if you see problems with your constituents then its really a no go situation. Caucuses hold barres that prove which party is dominate in the long run. But back to the point, both parties face fault, but Republicans can over turn that fault and make it into presence.
#169 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
<-- Doesn't really care either way.
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User avatar #173 to #172 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Have you read the books? Or are you just one of those people who watch the show on HBO? That may further influence my answer.
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User avatar #176 to #175 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, in the first book he's just an ass. But after he gets captured and other things I won't mention because I hate spoilers, he looks at things differently and becomes much more likeable believe it or not... He's now my favorite character.
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User avatar #181 to #178 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I could probably name most of the characters. I just finished the 5th book in the series and now I'm waiting for the next 2.... So much awesome. By the way, the books are WAY better then the show.

Screw politics
#200 to #181 - anon (04/29/2012) [-]
books are IMO about 98% of the time better than the show/movie/game, also on that note, movies should never be made into games or vice versa, just a bad idea, i also hate sport games but thats just me

User avatar #205 to #200 - roytmustang ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Well, "Game of Thrones" was pretty close knit to the books before season 2... Also, the casting is just getting progressively worse. But it is true.
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