Some witty title. The tag is a lie. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting call Cake
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Some witty title

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People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
Kinky bitch.
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#56 - grimmwaters (04/28/2012) [-]
I walked into an Emergency Room the other day, the sign said "Rape Victims"

So I did.
#67 - uberslayer (04/28/2012) [-]
Who's Kony's favorite rapper?
Soulja boy!!!
#16 - bknob (04/28/2012) [-]
mfw "is that the best you can do?"
#7 - exzar (04/28/2012) [-]
MFW a boomerang never returned to me as a kid and im ginger :(
#26 to #7 - ost (04/28/2012) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #21 to #7 - roldysauras (04/28/2012) [-]
QUICK EVERYONE, PUT ON YOUR SOUL PROTECTING UNDERWEAR
#36 to #7 - gingerandiknowit (04/28/2012) [-]
I know that feel man...
#134 - awesomebubbles (04/29/2012) [-]
so i was outside an abortion clinic and accidentally locked my keys in my car

apparently its frowned upon to go in and ask for a close hanger.
#135 to #134 - awesomebubbles (04/29/2012) [-]
clothes*
#137 - potatotown (04/29/2012) [-]
mfw all the rape ones
#109 - isabossfulla ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
MFW I saw the Hitler one for the thousandth time
User avatar #69 - applezachs (04/28/2012) [-]
if i had a penny for every time i beat my wife,
id buy a bat so i could hit that bitch harder
#33 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #48 to #33 - nightmaren (04/28/2012) [-]
I can't wait till someone rolls that.
User avatar #32 - jtan (04/28/2012) [-]
9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
And crippled jokes, can't stand them.
Also, I don't see what's so funny about Hellen Keller jokes.
And vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
And PS. No more gay jokes. Cum on guys.
User avatar #52 to #32 - bryceface (04/28/2012) [-]
Anne Frankly, Holocaust joke aren't funny either
User avatar #66 to #32 - fappywheels (04/28/2012) [-]
Well I was going to say a gay joke, butt **** it.
User avatar #68 to #66 - applezachs (04/28/2012) [-]
i dont like gays either, they're ******* assholes
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#114 - anthonyh (04/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#10 - mikecrux (04/28/2012) [-]
yes, it's a repost, but it was posted like over a year ago, get over it. I managed to enjoy it the second time around, try do the same.
yes, it's a repost, but it was posted like over a year ago, get over it. I managed to enjoy it the second time around, try do the same.
#120 - Sir Muhen (04/29/2012) [-]
Oh OP, you should always site your sources! funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1516460/SICKI/

Also, let me make your job easier! You should just go to funnyjunk.com/user/xhybridsoldier and steal all his other content too!
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