Nope Nope Nope. I would nope so hard.. And that's why you shouldn't do homework.
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User avatar #2 - captaincookie (04/27/2012) [-]
And that's why you shouldn't do homework.
#114 to #2 - thelexingtoneffect (04/28/2012) [-]
You, sir, are my favorite.
You, sir, are my favorite.
#34 - xboxnoobpro (04/28/2012) [-]
Child, i...
#54 to #34 - aiwendel ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
#68 - slicknugget (04/28/2012) [-]
7 foot tall dark figure? Well OP, looks like your house is infected with *******
#90 to #68 - enorus (04/28/2012) [-]
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#4 - chosenonex (04/28/2012) [-]
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#220 - steelplatypus (04/28/2012) [-]
7 foot tall dark figure you say?
#243 to #220 - ftk (04/28/2012) [-]
slender thread   
   
go!
slender thread

go!
#246 to #220 - theCelebratedMrK (04/28/2012) [-]
MY CHILDHOOD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
#10 - shadowfox (04/28/2012) [-]
Hey mom, did you open my- HOLY 			*******		 CHRIST!!
Hey mom, did you open my- HOLY ******* CHRIST!!
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#17 to #10 - lionkingrulz ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
what movie is this from?
User avatar #21 to #17 - shadowfox (04/28/2012) [-]
Grave Encounters

#264 to #21 - shadowfox (04/29/2012) [-]
To whoever thumbed us down
To whoever thumbed us down
#36 to #10 - GingerCOM (04/28/2012) [-]
I'd ******* destroy her.
User avatar #14 to #10 - ohwhoafosho (04/28/2012) [-]
Why is it that when they see a girl in the corner of an empty room THEY ALWAYS GO TOWARDS HER
User avatar #16 to #14 - shadowfox (04/28/2012) [-]
Because people in movies are pretty much retarded
#18 to #16 - RovioFin (04/28/2012) [-]
Because anyone who sees a girl in a corner of an empty room should be worried about her and go check if there's something you can do to help her.
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#181 - KabulMan (04/28/2012) [-]
>on the computer
>its 2am and I've got my window open
>without warning a bloodcurdling screech outside my window
>NOPE NOPE NOPE as the screeches get louder
>realize 2 cats are ******* outside my window
>MFW
User avatar #198 to #193 - KabulMan (04/28/2012) [-]
The moment I saw fox I knew what I was in for. damn things live close to neighborhood
User avatar #77 - kmannn (04/28/2012) [-]
not as bad, but
>Be 11
>Parents went to dinner
>brother is at friends
>Home alone
>grandfather that lived with us recently passed away
>sitting down stairs
>hear footsteps upstairs
>see only dog and cat in front and beside me
>"You guys home early?" in hopes that i didnt notice them come in
>hear a whispered "No"
>NOPE all the way to neighbors
#106 - notevenmad (04/28/2012) [-]
>Be at friends house, his parents aren't home.   
>About to walk down the street to our other friend's house   
>walk out door, into garage etc, Raining like 			*******		 crazy   
>He has surround sound speakers all around the house, mainly upstairs   
>go back inside to get some hoodies   
>Upstairs hear an old country song playing on low volume   
>get scared, go into garage like pussies   
>realize we have to leave    
>"lets just go get the 			*******		 hoodies and run out there"   
>open door slowly, no music, hoodies upstairs in his room   
>walk slowly, quietly, trying to hear movement   
>midway up his stairs almost to his room   
>Suddenly, music starts playing while we're both in the middle of stairs   
>doesn't just start out of nowhere, sounds like someone turned to knob on the volume, like a fade in of the song   
>this is gonna sound cheesy as 			****		, but power goes out   
>No music, no lights, don't know if anyone else is in the house   
>I could have won a gold medal in the olympics for running that fast down the road.   
   
I have more if anyone would like it
>Be at friends house, his parents aren't home.
>About to walk down the street to our other friend's house
>walk out door, into garage etc, Raining like ******* crazy
>He has surround sound speakers all around the house, mainly upstairs
>go back inside to get some hoodies
>Upstairs hear an old country song playing on low volume
>get scared, go into garage like pussies
>realize we have to leave
>"lets just go get the ******* hoodies and run out there"
>open door slowly, no music, hoodies upstairs in his room
>walk slowly, quietly, trying to hear movement
>midway up his stairs almost to his room
>Suddenly, music starts playing while we're both in the middle of stairs
>doesn't just start out of nowhere, sounds like someone turned to knob on the volume, like a fade in of the song
>this is gonna sound cheesy as **** , but power goes out
>No music, no lights, don't know if anyone else is in the house
>I could have won a gold medal in the olympics for running that fast down the road.

I have more if anyone would like it
User avatar #128 to #106 - controlled (04/28/2012) [-]
Moar!@

#122 to #106 - boogerpicker (04/28/2012) [-]
MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
User avatar #143 to #106 - notevenmad (04/28/2012) [-]
Moar (different story)

>be with different friend
>thinks its fun to be scared
>"hey let's try and scare ourselfs real bad"
>god damn ****
>Looking on the computer, looking for scary movies, no effect really
>friend: Hey i got an idea
>ohgawdwhat
>Let's go outside into those woods, and the first one that runs back has to stay outside alone for 10 minutes
>mfw (imagine a happy face with a tear running down it saying **** )
>walking out back door, pitch black, friend uses his iphone flash for a flashlight
>makes it even scarrier
>walking through woods, the usual scary feeling but nothing really out of the ordinary


User avatar #144 to #143 - notevenmad (04/28/2012) [-]
>friend stop in front of me, looks at me with the biggest eyes
>"SHHHH!!!!"
>we both stop
>sound of the wind moving through trees, then every 5 or so seconds like sounds something is walking, or footsteps(I knew then, it was just our scared mind)
>Even the thought though scared us both
>Me: "Hey let's just both run back together and nobody has to stay outside"
>voice is shaky as i say it
>both run back, safely make it to house
>run in, take shoes off, run into living room
>still home alone at this moment
>about 11 pm, watching tv (can't remember which show)
>my dog (little yorkie) starts freaking out and jumping on the couch
>we thought someone like my mom was home
>paid no attention to it
>she wont stop freaking out for like 5 minutes at this point
>check to see if any cars are here
>look out window, no cars, nothing.
>I got the feeling when it feels like you're going to pass out
>i pick my dog up to calm her down and she wont let me catch her
>i follow her to try and get her
>she runs to the backdoor and wont stop barking at it
>she's barking like ******* crazy, i mean insane

User avatar #145 to #144 - notevenmad (04/28/2012) [-]
>took me a minute to realize and render what was going on
>i get her, pick her up, run to my friend, tell him to turn off the tv and come upstairs
>run to my room, lock door, shut blinds, turn on all lights, and we both sit their for a moment
>then i hear "ring ring ring ring"
>phone is downstairs
>ultimate ******* nope
#43 - thechosentroll (04/28/2012) [-]
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Don't be afraid. It just makes him hungrier.
#121 - blanc (04/28/2012) [-]
> be teacher   
> in presentation room showing the wonders of light   
> blinds are down only light is my laser pointer   
> battery low   
> all dark, little girl beside me asks whats wrong   
> I teach the 12th grade   
> nope
> be teacher
> in presentation room showing the wonders of light
> blinds are down only light is my laser pointer
> battery low
> all dark, little girl beside me asks whats wrong
> I teach the 12th grade
> nope
#158 to #121 - falloutplayer (04/28/2012) [-]
"all dark little girl"
#57 - doctorque (04/28/2012) [-]
MFW I remember similar incident in my life, because you reminded me.   
   
>be 6   
>be in room after doing homework for long time   
>be trying sleep for a few hours now but to no avail   
>open eyes and see window in my 2nd floor room open   
>moon light pouring in and curtains flapping in light breeze   
>blink and there is a dark figure standing in front of window   
>he wears a black outfit that consists of a cape and a rimmed hat   
>cannot see his face   
>he looks at my desk   
>turns to me   
>I realize he knows that I am awake   
>he puts a finger to his "mouth" <-- can't see it   
>I close my eyes in fear    
>open eyes and he is gone but the window is still open   
   
			****		 			****		 			****		 			****
MFW I remember similar incident in my life, because you reminded me.

>be 6
>be in room after doing homework for long time
>be trying sleep for a few hours now but to no avail
>open eyes and see window in my 2nd floor room open
>moon light pouring in and curtains flapping in light breeze
>blink and there is a dark figure standing in front of window
>he wears a black outfit that consists of a cape and a rimmed hat
>cannot see his face
>he looks at my desk
>turns to me
>I realize he knows that I am awake
>he puts a finger to his "mouth" <-- can't see it
>I close my eyes in fear
>open eyes and he is gone but the window is still open

**** **** **** ****
#88 to #57 - ilikeligers (04/28/2012) [-]
Are you sure it was a finger he put in? You may have been molested that night.
#83 to #57 - dekyrptonian (04/28/2012) [-]
why do you have homework, when you're six?
User avatar #265 to #83 - doctorque (04/29/2012) [-]
I am Russian ok?
#267 to #265 - dekyrptonian (04/29/2012) [-]
that must of sucked, sorry
User avatar #268 to #267 - doctorque (04/29/2012) [-]
yep, had to do lots of homework for math and stuff, though if I stuck around I would be very good at it. Oh well...
#211 - Rascal (04/28/2012) [-]
&gt;be zombified corpse    
&gt;raise fellow corpses for a good night on the the town   
&gt;decide to scare some suburban kid at his house   
&gt;meander over to his basement and hide   
&gt;pull out a kazoo and start buzzing it   
&gt;Kid hears kazoo and opens basement door   
&gt;to scared to go downstairs, shuts door   
&gt;continue to play kazoo   
&gt;kid finally comes back and says &quot;who's down there?&quot;   
&gt;&quot;its me son, i made you a kazoo&quot;   
&gt;&quot;why are the lights off dad?&quot;   
&gt;&quot;it glows in the dark son&quot;   
&gt;&quot;oh boy!&quot;   
&gt;kid runs downstairs   
&gt; grab his legs and he faceplants and tumbles down stairs in bloody mess   
&gt;close in for the feast   
&gt;alien chest burster explodes from childs back   
&gt;everyone is freaking the 			****		 out   
&gt;&quot;follow me to the shed in the backyard!&quot;   
&gt;gets inside, feels safe man   
&gt;feels something soft and fluffy behind me   
&gt;&quot;what'd i tell ya about comin in my shed?&quot;   
&gt;ponies
>be zombified corpse
>raise fellow corpses for a good night on the the town
>decide to scare some suburban kid at his house
>meander over to his basement and hide
>pull out a kazoo and start buzzing it
>Kid hears kazoo and opens basement door
>to scared to go downstairs, shuts door
>continue to play kazoo
>kid finally comes back and says "who's down there?"
>"its me son, i made you a kazoo"
>"why are the lights off dad?"
>"it glows in the dark son"
>"oh boy!"
>kid runs downstairs
> grab his legs and he faceplants and tumbles down stairs in bloody mess
>close in for the feast
>alien chest burster explodes from childs back
>everyone is freaking the **** out
>"follow me to the shed in the backyard!"
>gets inside, feels safe man
>feels something soft and fluffy behind me
>"what'd i tell ya about comin in my shed?"
>ponies
#215 to #211 - soldiernerd (04/28/2012) [-]
OH LAWD
OH LAWD
User avatar #129 - Loppytaffy (04/28/2012) [-]
>Be in room, on laptop, 3am
>Hear sister thumping and stomping around in room next door
>Go to tell her to pack it in
>Room is empty
>It's Saturday, she is staying at her dad's house.
>Nope.
User avatar #108 - TarnRazor ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
>Be 12
>Discovered fapping like a week prior
>Go to room and lock door
>Don't need porn
>Start fapping
>All windows are closed
>All doors are closed
>I'm the only one in the room
>A model car that was on a counter is now on the floor
>What?
>Disregard it
>Continue fapping
>It moved like 2 meters away
>Put on my pants
>Hide under the sheets
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
User avatar #97 - DrOctoganapus (04/28/2012) [-]
Hate to tell you but your mom is being banged by a black guy
#55 - CrabFace (04/28/2012) [-]
Wat
#23 - oxan (04/28/2012) [-]
"Okay, last picture and then I'm going to go to sleep."

**** you, OP.
User avatar #32 to #23 - mothertrollbegood ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
In all honesty this is me also.
#24 to #23 - oxan (04/28/2012) [-]
WHY DID I SCROLL DOWN?
WHY DID I SCROLL DOWN?
User avatar #29 to #24 - pedogod (04/28/2012) [-]
You came to the wrong neighborhood, ************
#178 - slowbrowen (04/28/2012) [-]
You rang?
#171 - lazysandwichmaker (04/28/2012) [-]
> In the shower.
> Hear something load crash behind me; I'm the only one in the house.
> Forget about it.
> Feel stabbing pain through foot.
> Assume thing that fell was a razor.
> Stop shower.
> Look for razor.
> There's no razor.
> Huge ass scars on bottom of feet.
> Nope.
#192 to #171 - hentaisweetie (04/28/2012) [-]
OMG that's similar to what I'm going through right now. Last Friday I was walking in comfortable shoes that never caused a problem for my feet before. Out of ******* nowhere I get a bad pain in my right foot so bad I was limping for 2 days. A week later the pain is still lingering a little.
>Mfw I know I never hit my foot and even from then to now there's not so much as a scratch on it.
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