Evolution. Furry yesss! facebook.com/cresilfur. I saw this newspaper entitles on the intenet: Scientists who study evolution new suspect that humans evolved sho
x

Evolution

I saw this newspaper entitles on the intenet:
Scientists who study evolution new suspect that humans evolved
short toes, such as the pining toe, because they can help us run fast
for long distances. From an evolutionary standpoint' scientists
believe, the ability to run fast enabled early humans to hunt larger,
faster prey, especially herd animals, This may have enabled early
humans to meet the meta re moments netissa for the loveth
of a large brain. Some evolutionary scientists believe if human'
evolution is allowed to continue on its current track, the smallest fifth
toe on the foot will eventually disappear. since it serves little purpose
in modern human life.
walking in the house
when suddenly:
do it evolution!
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+4327
Views: 85303
Favorited: 137
Submitted: 04/27/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites submit to reddit

Comments(371):

[ 371 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
0
#338 to #70 - whatisthischeese has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #220 to #70 - filthyargonian (04/28/2012) [-]
you're a pretty funny guy
#367 to #220 - desktoppthabest (04/28/2012) [-]
here you might need this
#166 - haxorman (04/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#30 - mushizombie (04/28/2012) [-]
Best pick up line ever:   
             Hey baby, you remind me of my pinky toe... because sooner or later i just know im going to bang you on a table ;)
Best pick up line ever:
Hey baby, you remind me of my pinky toe... because sooner or later i just know im going to bang you on a table ;)



User avatar #44 to #30 - malizlewaa (04/28/2012) [-]
Im gonna use that one on my girlfriend just to see her reaction XD
#32 to #30 - youallfags **User deleted account** (04/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#348 - omegasoul ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#285 - whatisthischeese (04/28/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when I'm neither fully "evolutionized" or fully "modern". Also dont mind my ****** up toenails
#301 to #285 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
u should shave your big toe
eeew
User avatar #308 to #301 - whatisthischeese (04/28/2012) [-]
I don't it's just I'm missing hair follicles there I guess
User avatar #324 to #308 - anonymouzx (04/28/2012) [-]
Sex it with girls.
User avatar #328 to #285 - xxelmarcocfcxx (04/28/2012) [-]
Don't feel bad, Halle Berry has six.
#365 to #285 - darthacerbus (04/28/2012) [-]
BURN THE MUTANT
#332 to #285 - sixmillionpesoman (04/28/2012) [-]
I have seen the future and it is you.
#291 to #285 - mookiez (04/28/2012) [-]
This image has expired
It begins with you. The most intelligent females need to mate with you to give ou species a chance to survive.
#293 to #291 - whatisthischeese (04/28/2012) [-]
well then looks like our species is ****** when it comes to toes
#296 to #293 - mookiez (04/28/2012) [-]
This image has expired
NOOOOO! Get out of the forever alone club. I'm in there to. You reminded me of my pathetic virgin self. But you must prevail for the sake of the human species and our need to get rid of that toe.
User avatar #307 to #285 - grundo (04/28/2012) [-]
PLEASE MATE WITH EVERY FEMALE YOU CAN FIND! IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!
#313 to #307 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
WAIT, what? Explain please.
User avatar #318 to #313 - grundo (04/28/2012) [-]
So he can have as many 4 toed offspring as possible.
#322 to #318 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
holy **** i didnt notice that he was missing a toe
#259 - darkssen ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
-3
#263 to #259 - flyingwhale has deleted their comment [-]
#274 to #259 - hasselaar ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Magikarp doesn't need evolving. He defeats pikachu and doesn't afraid of anything.
Magikarp doesn't need evolving. He defeats pikachu and doesn't afraid of anything.
#232 - femanonspanki (04/28/2012) [-]
anybody else think of this show?

from where they were from the future and had no pinky toe?
#197 - kikichu (04/28/2012) [-]
somewhat related
#134 - antigravitycake (04/28/2012) [-]
until eventually...
User avatar #249 - houseofbrick (04/28/2012) [-]
Well, evolution is kinda ****** and a little hard to predict nowadays because there's no longer high mortality rates and virtually anybody can reproduce. Sadly, pretty much only religious fanatics, crazy rednecks and incredibly irresponsible people are having lots of kids and because children often imitate the behavior of parents, it's likely that this trend will continue until the idiocracy is attained >.<
#250 to #249 - houseofbrick (04/28/2012) [-]
Also, the pinky toe is not likely to go away: someone with or without a pinky toe is no more likely to reproduce than anybody else these days. In fact, some people may reject him/her for being a "freak"
#262 to #250 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
Xenophobia keeping humanity from advancing properly? Imagine the concept!
User avatar #270 to #262 - darkfuzion (04/28/2012) [-]
Actually it is advancing properly, the purpose of evolution is to survive. Basically live until you **** someone. Now if the lady/man finds the change unattractive it dosen't matter to evolution. You still failed didn't have sex.
+16
#192 - alxih **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+29
#64 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+22
#65 to #64 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+26
#66 to #65 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+25
#67 to #66 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+29
#68 to #67 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+36
#69 to #68 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#46 - alexrider ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Does this remind anyone of this awesome show?
#49 to #46 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT
I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT
#52 to #46 - lulzatyou (04/28/2012) [-]
First thing that came to my head.
First thing that came to my head.
+28
#309 - legitturtle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#351 to #309 - whitewallsofalaska (04/28/2012) [-]
I miss that game
User avatar #379 to #351 - FATasHELL (04/28/2012) [-]
awww yeah. And you had to throw an apple at Charizard to get him mad, then take a picture.
User avatar #389 to #309 - starbuckfrappuccin (04/28/2012) [-]
I posted this. But i lost my computer. Don't bother giving me pics, I'm on my iPad now.
Feelsbadman.jpg
#258 - ciivil (04/28/2012) [-]
Since nobody is butthurt about the 3 kids from 9fag attempting a &quot;raid&quot; (haha), this probably wont make a difference but I might as well let everyone know that you can uncheck the &quot;Show Anonymous Comments&quot; box and the kids comments go away. Imjustsaiyan.jpg
Since nobody is butthurt about the 3 kids from 9fag attempting a "raid" (haha), this probably wont make a difference but I might as well let everyone know that you can uncheck the "Show Anonymous Comments" box and the kids comments go away. Imjustsaiyan.jpg
#253 - Tusura (04/28/2012) [-]
Ok FJ bare with me here, i just had an epiphany.

Aliens are just evolved forms of humans from the future that traveled out into the universe and are now coming back as time traveling evolved geniuses trying to find the right time in the time spectrum to return information back to us so that we can invent time travel so that the human race in the future can also walk the dinosaur.
User avatar #265 to #253 - darkfuzion (04/28/2012) [-]
Thats what I thought... I'm not alone!!
#255 to #253 - anon (04/28/2012) [-]
I actually read a story somewhere that uses that hypothesis in the plot, don't remember what it's called though.
User avatar #256 to #255 - Tusura (04/28/2012) [-]
If you have ever read/seen the book/movie Sphere, it's a large portion of the backstory for it.
User avatar #384 - stolkenator (04/28/2012) [-]
Won't our second smallest toe just get hit then?
#395 to #384 - troro (04/28/2012) [-]
Still worth it
#185 - troyleboy (04/28/2012) [-]
The is a species of cave lizards that dont need to see, so they are born without eyes. They dont ever need to go out into the sun. It's pretty cool if you ask me. It also reminded me of these bastards
[ 371 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)